Zhenguan Chang'an Xiaofangzheng

Chapter 336 No matter how funny

During the court meeting, Zhuang Jia burst into tears and lay down on the hall, like a boneless maggot.

There is no more bossy, no more nonsense, only full of hatred.

"Fangzheng doesn't care about the affairs of the workshop, and Marquis Wu doesn't care about the safety of the workshop. It took Chang'an County an hour to arrive at the crime scene. I think they should all be killed!"

Li Shimin didn't even bother to look at it.

Although Emperor Zhenguan came from an extraordinary background, he was not ignorant of civil affairs, and most of the low-level officials were docile, but that didn't mean he didn't have Nilin.

If something is wrong, individual officials will shout, but the group will be silent.

People have greed, but it doesn't mean they ignore even the most basic right and wrong.

It can make Chang'an and Wannian counties, which are not at each other's eyes, connect with each other and deliberately punish Zhuang Jia. It can be seen how angry his previous words made the prefectural and county officials.

Wang Boli coughed and his voice was sharp: "Chang'an County has already handed in the memorial, and he dare not arrest the kidnapper for your house, because if he does, he will be impeached by the priest, and he will have to trouble the priest to take care of the kidnapper's family."

"Fangzheng and Marquis Wu both said that they had an eye disease that day."

Zhenguan's servants are actually quite powerful, not Gao Lishi as later generations have the impression that they have great power.

It's just that, with the Holy Son of Heaven above, there are rules in the words and deeds of the servants. If you don't want to guard the imperial tomb, don't go beyond the rules.

Therefore, when Wang Boli speaks now, it can be regarded as the emperor's intention.

It's impossible to blame the bottom for your Zhuang Jia's nonsense.

Who doesn't know, you are used to being outspoken, and you can never believe what you say?
All day anti-intellectual nonsense, according to Li Shimin's temper, the ability to keep this head is already the result of often going to the Foguang Temple in the inner palace to burn incense.

Cheng Yaojin gloated: "Don't worry, don't worry, no matter how funny it is, we won't laugh unless we can't help it... Woohahaha!"

Although his family lost a baby, it should be something worthy of sympathy, why can't the smile on the corner of his mouth be restrained?
There was Cheng Yaojin at the head, and all the ministers, except those who were more serious by nature, were all laughing and clutching their bellies.

The servant Yushi in the palace is in front... I can't control it, even if I pay a one-month salary, I still have to laugh at it.

The defeat of Prince Yin back then should be due to the contribution of this wonderful flower.

Zhuang Jia got up, his eyes were filled with hatred, and he scanned them one by one, as if he wanted to remember these villains and bring them into the coffin.

Cheng Yaojin pointed at Zhuang Jia who had scars all over his face, and laughed loudly: "The long bean stand that was enshrined in the family also fell down?"

Niu Jinda mocked Cheng Yaojin: "Old thieves, tell us, what does the word 'also' mean?"

Cheng Yaojin muttered: "It seems that you are not a Wagang thieves. What, the old Cheng's parent's bean stand fell down, can't you?"

Laughing at people is not embarrassing for the other party, it is you who is embarrassed.

Staring ferociously at Fan Zheng's face, Zhuang Jia roared: "Your Majesty, it is this villain who quarreled (quarreled) with the minister and led the kidnapper to plunder the great-grandson of the minister. Your Majesty, please punish him severely!"

Li Shimin was too lazy to open his mouth, Wang Boli snorted coldly: "False accusation of rebellion, are you ready for the enshrinement?"

Why "spread rumors with one mouth, and refute rumors with less legs", Fan Zheng believes that it is because of the lack of severe punishment for false accusations.

Rumors drive people to death, and it takes only a few years to catch them. Believe it or not, people will come out and continue to spread rumors?

But, Fan Zheng didn't intend to avoid this question either.

"That day in the hall, the official said that we should tell Fanghe about the warmth of the enshrinement to the abductee. My family Fanghe, His Majesty also knows it. He likes to drink two sips of thin wine, likes to brag after drinking, and he has been exposed to various religions. It is inevitable that it will be introduced into the group of kidnappers."

"Come to think of it, the kidnapper is so unscrupulous, but also feels the warmth of the offering? I wonder if there is a song "Grateful Heart" for the offering?"

"A cat and a mouse share the same breasts, isn't it an auspicious sign?"

The last sentence is extremely bitter and mean.

At this time, cat and mouse share the same breast, which is considered to be a sign of auspiciousness and harmony. It is the same as cat and mouse sharing the same acupoint. It comes from "Old Tang Book·Cui Youfu Biography".

Zhuang Jia's eyes were red, and with a cry, he dropped the wat board, spread his hands, and rushed towards Fan Zheng, looking like he was going to strangle him to death.

Fan Zheng sneered, straightened the wat in his hand, turned his waist halfway, and hit Zhuang Jia's cheek with the wat.

If it was against a general, Fan Zheng would not be enough to change any one of them, but against Zhuang Jia who opened the door curtain with his mouth, it would be like hanging and beating a child with a yellow mouth.

Don't say that Zhuang Jia doesn't have force, but he does have it. Don't you know that he doesn't use his muscles and bones as his strength?

Two yellow teeth flew with a mouthful of blood, landed on the stone slab, and bounced twice.

Zhuang Jia turned halfway and fell to the ground.

Two and a half weeks without aerial swivel, bad review.

There is no posture of mouse tail juice, bad review.

Cheng Yaojin leaned over and took a look: "Ah, it's still wormy teeth, and it's all wormy eyes. Can't I thank Shaoqing for pulling out his teeth?"

"Tsk, this taste is too offensive. Is this a whole horse?"

Wu Heita burst out laughing, pointing at Cheng Yaojin, unable to say a word for a long time.

Grab the asparagus!
Cheng Yaojin said that there are basically no bamboo shoots in autumn, isn't it all over?

"Your Majesty has learned from you that Xuanquan (stretch your sleeves and throw a fist) is enshrined, and I have no choice but to make a move."

If you get it cheap and act good, you are talking about someone like Fan Zheng.

The emperor waved his hand and didn't care about it at all.

Hehe, I have no strength to restrain a chicken, but I still have to fight with others. Isn't this asking for benevolence to obtain benevolence?
Li Shimin's eyes shifted to Dali Temple. Dali Qing Sun Fujia pretended to be deaf and dumb, and Dali Zheng Xinmao was about to leave the class: "This case, Dali Temple can't do anything. If it can't, I really dare not."

Why dare not, the monarch and his ministers are well aware.

When meeting such a person with gold juice in his head, how far can he hide, so as not to be sprayed with gold juice, and the stench cannot be washed away.

When a kidnapper is caught, even if the judicial officials deliberately give a heavy sentence, it is human nature. Even the Criminal Ministry will turn a blind eye when they see it. Only Zhuang Jia speaks of benevolence, justice and morality for the kidnapper.

Well, it's his turn. He immediately acted like a mad dog, asking the government to catch the kidnapper and punish him severely. I don't know if Jiannan Dao will catch up with his speed in the future.

Zhuang Jia has not yet come to his senses, he criticizes the kidnapper in Wannian County, offending not one or two people, a certain yamen, but the entire judicial system.

Judiciary officials are also human beings, they also have emotions and desires, and sometimes some people are not righteous, but kidnapping is the most just job in their minds, how can they allow others to pour gold on it?

Zhuang Jia turned his head, and turned his head to ashes (crawling on the ground to salute): "I beg your Majesty to recite the merits of Zhuang Jia's family in the conquest with Emperor Gaozu and Emperor Taiwu, and save my great-grandson!"

Li Shimin looked troubled.

The dealer is also one of Yuan Cong, so it really doesn't chill people's hearts.

However, it is also true that Zhuang Jia's anti-intellectual remarks have hurt the hearts of the judicial system.

If you really want to force Dali Temple to investigate, of course you can.
The case where people got all the stolen goods dragged you down for ten or eight years, have you seen it?

(End of this chapter)