Zhenguan Chang'an Xiaofangzheng
Chapter 400 Shooting yourself in the foot
Chapter 400 Shooting yourself in the foot
However, who can turn a blind eye when seeing Fan Zheng holding a half bowl of barley rice with no fat on his face, still trying to chew and swallow?
Even Li Shouyin took some time to make some wheat rice to cover the bottom of the bowl, no fat meat, just some fermented soybeans and sauerkraut, and chewed slowly.
The barley rice with shells was of course not tasty, and Li Shouyin swallowed it with difficulty.
Such an unpalatable food is hard for officials and slaves to eat every day.
However, Li Shouyin hesitated again when he saw Tang Yidian's appearance of feasting.
Shouldn't an official be drunk and dreamy every day, sensual and sensual?
Why are these people having such a hard time?
Li Shouyin only lives in the square inch of Li's back house, and has never seen Ye Ye's bloody battle, nor has he seen Ye Ye's helplessness, how does he know that the world is difficult?
These meals, for the officials of Jingyuan Director, are nothing more than routine.
"Let's not talk about pork, why don't you choose thinner ones?"
Li Shouyin complained in a low voice as he swallowed the vegetarian meal with difficulty.
He can barely eat pork, but who can stand such a fatty meat that can emit oil when picked up!
Fan Zheng put down the clean earthenware bowl, and Fan Hu cleaned it up, wiped his mouth with a sweat towel, and glanced at Li Shouyin lightly.
"If you can choose lean meat, why is this officer only vegetarian? Let me tell you the fact that all heavy physical work requires heavy oil and salt to make up for the body's needs."
Well, this is also the reason why some farmers' dishes are so salty.
After all, Li Shouyin was not convinced: "But, that Jiancheng is still working with farm tools, why don't you go to work?"
Mental imbalance ah!
Fan Zheng smiled lightly: "Do you know "Three Kingdoms"? Why didn't Zhuge Liang carry the sword to fight? Is it true that he can't even carry the sword?"
"There are corresponding arrangements for any role and position. Except for special periods, those who are superior should not do low-level things. If you don't understand anything, if you insist on intervening, there is no use for it except bad things."
Especially when your subordinates are so busy, you still have to put on airs and poses.
Just think about it, when Shangguan swings a hoe, several people need to hold umbrellas, wipe sweat, and deliver water, and maybe lay cloth. With this spare time, how much work can the subordinates do?
Tang Yidian smiled and said, "Shangguan needs to go to work? Haha, ask the entire Sinong Temple, who is not convinced? Qu Yuanli, changing millet into wheat, and cultivating and cultivating heaps, which one is not Shangguan Release of?"
Li Shouyin blushed and bowed his head in silence.
Not to mention that Fan Zheng launched three items, even one item would have left Li Shouyin speechless.
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Li Yifu was a little sour.
Come to Li Qiming, the rank is equal, isn't that good?
However, why did he move right to the fifth grade Shangzhong Shusheren when he came to Jiji?
From the sixth grade to the fifth grade, Laiji easily crossed the big step, and Li Yifu was still trying to tiptoe under the steps.
This is very unconvinced!
But Laiji's official career is smoother than Li Yifu's. In addition to their similar abilities and literary talents, Laiji is also blessed by the name of loyalty of his father and brother who died at the end of the previous dynasty. Which king doesn't like loyal courtiers?
Not only is he a member of Zhongshu She, but Laiji also inspected the school's assistant, okay?
Even if the inspector has no real power and can only be seen as an official, that would be sour!
Laiji also edited "Book of Jin" with Linghu Defen!
Linghu Defen was abolished as an official in the palace, and Zhenguan was appointed governor of Yazhou in the 18th year of Zhenguan. He was dismissed due to official business and changed to edit "Book of Jin" with Fang Xuanling and other 18 people. In fact, Linghu Defen was the leader.
As for the "Book of Jin" of later generations, why did the chief editor hang Fang Xuanling, ahem, I don't know the main position of compilation, should it be reserved for the biggest officials?
This is the custom!
Understand those articles, why did the main editors sign at the end?
"Old Tang Book" does not mention the passage of Lai Jijian's Zhongshu Shilang, but Li Shimin wrote a poem "Jianzhong Shushilang Laiji" as evidence.
"Warm and warm to the dusty and dim Ba'an, Feifei lightly covers the river bridge. Yunfeng's clothes are covered with thousands of leaves, and Xuexiu flowers are blooming with a few trees. I am deeply saddened that the yellow crane is far away from the boat, and I sigh alone. With tears in the towel, you still need to hold the cup and leave the table."
It should be written when I came to Ji to go out of Chang'an to inspect the place.
Li Yifu was even more sour.
What, I, Li Yifu, am not worthy of the emperor to write poems?
Lao Tzu Shu Daoshan... Shu is also Bai Shu.
However, if Li Yifu's reputation can't be raised, then use Fan Zheng's deeds to praise it!
"Look, Your Highness, this little poem "Compassion for the Peasants" is not fancy, but catchy every word, with a deep meaning of compassion and compassion, and can teach the younger generation to cherish food. It is really a rare masterpiece in this dynasty to plead for the people."
The position of the prince's sheren is good only at this point, being able to talk to the prince, and sometimes talking small things can guide the prince's tendency.
As for the left and right, hehe, don't think too much about it.
What is in the crown prince's head, the Eastern Palace officials don't know, Li Shiji from Zhan, Zhang Xingcheng from Shao Zhan, and Gao Jifu, the son of the right, also don't know the details of this prince.
Li Zhi nodded slightly.
To be honest, Li Zhi has many problems, but at least on the bright side, he has done enough.
"Order all the bureaucrats and ten guards in the East Palace, and all officials are familiar with "Compassion for Farmers" and write ten thousand words of experience."
Li Zhi said proudly.
Li Yifu's mouth was full of bitterness, wishing he could slap himself twice.
Tell you to talk too much!
Now it's all right, let's lift a rock and shoot yourself in the foot, right?
Ten thousand words!
Even with four parallels and six lis, most of Li Yifu's Fu and remonstrance are hundreds of words, and it takes a few days to write ten thousand words.
Besides, as far as the volume of "Compassion to Nong" is concerned, even with the god-level reading comprehension of "the left side is a jujube tree, and the right side is still a jujube tree", it can't make up ten thousand words!
In this regard, Li Yifu and the others are far inferior to the bitter beaters of later generations. They are a deadly order that farts at the top and has to write [-] characters at the bottom!
Wanzi is only embarrassing for Li Yifu and others, but it is about to die for Prince Zuo Qingdao and his rank officer Chi Baolin.
Of course Yuchi Baolin was educated, and she was from Guozijian Guozixue.
Among the six schools of the Guozijian, Guozixue is the most noble. If you want to talk about learning, hehe, a bunch of heirs of officials above the third rank, descendants of the Duke of the State, and great-grandchildren of officials of the second rank, what do they need to study seriously?
Ziyin is from a seventh-rank official body, even if he eats and waits to die, he can live comfortably for a lifetime. Can he eat while studying?
"Your Highness, minister Yulu, it should be no problem for me to write one or two hundred words for this broken poem, whether it be praise or scolding. But ten thousand words, kill me!"
Yuchi Baolin slapped and rolled.
In fact, it is not impossible to ask someone to catch the knife, but Yuchi Baolin is resolutely unwilling.
If you can't write it, you can't write it. Don't play fancy.
Li Zhi ordered someone to drag Yuchi Baolin down and beat him twenty times, so as not to experience the experience, Yuchi Baolin cheerfully agreed.
It's only twenty canes, what's the deal, Aye's beating is much harder than this.
"Pass the order of the prince, exempting Yuchi Baolin, the prince Zuo Qingdao, to lead the ranks, and let the prince Zuo Qingdao lead the vice-leader, and take charge of the soldiers of Jiangzhou and other three prefectures."
This prince's order made Yuchi Baolin herself dumbfounded.
After a beating, he jumped from the sixth-rank boss to the fourth-rank deputy?
(End of this chapter)
However, who can turn a blind eye when seeing Fan Zheng holding a half bowl of barley rice with no fat on his face, still trying to chew and swallow?
Even Li Shouyin took some time to make some wheat rice to cover the bottom of the bowl, no fat meat, just some fermented soybeans and sauerkraut, and chewed slowly.
The barley rice with shells was of course not tasty, and Li Shouyin swallowed it with difficulty.
Such an unpalatable food is hard for officials and slaves to eat every day.
However, Li Shouyin hesitated again when he saw Tang Yidian's appearance of feasting.
Shouldn't an official be drunk and dreamy every day, sensual and sensual?
Why are these people having such a hard time?
Li Shouyin only lives in the square inch of Li's back house, and has never seen Ye Ye's bloody battle, nor has he seen Ye Ye's helplessness, how does he know that the world is difficult?
These meals, for the officials of Jingyuan Director, are nothing more than routine.
"Let's not talk about pork, why don't you choose thinner ones?"
Li Shouyin complained in a low voice as he swallowed the vegetarian meal with difficulty.
He can barely eat pork, but who can stand such a fatty meat that can emit oil when picked up!
Fan Zheng put down the clean earthenware bowl, and Fan Hu cleaned it up, wiped his mouth with a sweat towel, and glanced at Li Shouyin lightly.
"If you can choose lean meat, why is this officer only vegetarian? Let me tell you the fact that all heavy physical work requires heavy oil and salt to make up for the body's needs."
Well, this is also the reason why some farmers' dishes are so salty.
After all, Li Shouyin was not convinced: "But, that Jiancheng is still working with farm tools, why don't you go to work?"
Mental imbalance ah!
Fan Zheng smiled lightly: "Do you know "Three Kingdoms"? Why didn't Zhuge Liang carry the sword to fight? Is it true that he can't even carry the sword?"
"There are corresponding arrangements for any role and position. Except for special periods, those who are superior should not do low-level things. If you don't understand anything, if you insist on intervening, there is no use for it except bad things."
Especially when your subordinates are so busy, you still have to put on airs and poses.
Just think about it, when Shangguan swings a hoe, several people need to hold umbrellas, wipe sweat, and deliver water, and maybe lay cloth. With this spare time, how much work can the subordinates do?
Tang Yidian smiled and said, "Shangguan needs to go to work? Haha, ask the entire Sinong Temple, who is not convinced? Qu Yuanli, changing millet into wheat, and cultivating and cultivating heaps, which one is not Shangguan Release of?"
Li Shouyin blushed and bowed his head in silence.
Not to mention that Fan Zheng launched three items, even one item would have left Li Shouyin speechless.
-
Li Yifu was a little sour.
Come to Li Qiming, the rank is equal, isn't that good?
However, why did he move right to the fifth grade Shangzhong Shusheren when he came to Jiji?
From the sixth grade to the fifth grade, Laiji easily crossed the big step, and Li Yifu was still trying to tiptoe under the steps.
This is very unconvinced!
But Laiji's official career is smoother than Li Yifu's. In addition to their similar abilities and literary talents, Laiji is also blessed by the name of loyalty of his father and brother who died at the end of the previous dynasty. Which king doesn't like loyal courtiers?
Not only is he a member of Zhongshu She, but Laiji also inspected the school's assistant, okay?
Even if the inspector has no real power and can only be seen as an official, that would be sour!
Laiji also edited "Book of Jin" with Linghu Defen!
Linghu Defen was abolished as an official in the palace, and Zhenguan was appointed governor of Yazhou in the 18th year of Zhenguan. He was dismissed due to official business and changed to edit "Book of Jin" with Fang Xuanling and other 18 people. In fact, Linghu Defen was the leader.
As for the "Book of Jin" of later generations, why did the chief editor hang Fang Xuanling, ahem, I don't know the main position of compilation, should it be reserved for the biggest officials?
This is the custom!
Understand those articles, why did the main editors sign at the end?
"Old Tang Book" does not mention the passage of Lai Jijian's Zhongshu Shilang, but Li Shimin wrote a poem "Jianzhong Shushilang Laiji" as evidence.
"Warm and warm to the dusty and dim Ba'an, Feifei lightly covers the river bridge. Yunfeng's clothes are covered with thousands of leaves, and Xuexiu flowers are blooming with a few trees. I am deeply saddened that the yellow crane is far away from the boat, and I sigh alone. With tears in the towel, you still need to hold the cup and leave the table."
It should be written when I came to Ji to go out of Chang'an to inspect the place.
Li Yifu was even more sour.
What, I, Li Yifu, am not worthy of the emperor to write poems?
Lao Tzu Shu Daoshan... Shu is also Bai Shu.
However, if Li Yifu's reputation can't be raised, then use Fan Zheng's deeds to praise it!
"Look, Your Highness, this little poem "Compassion for the Peasants" is not fancy, but catchy every word, with a deep meaning of compassion and compassion, and can teach the younger generation to cherish food. It is really a rare masterpiece in this dynasty to plead for the people."
The position of the prince's sheren is good only at this point, being able to talk to the prince, and sometimes talking small things can guide the prince's tendency.
As for the left and right, hehe, don't think too much about it.
What is in the crown prince's head, the Eastern Palace officials don't know, Li Shiji from Zhan, Zhang Xingcheng from Shao Zhan, and Gao Jifu, the son of the right, also don't know the details of this prince.
Li Zhi nodded slightly.
To be honest, Li Zhi has many problems, but at least on the bright side, he has done enough.
"Order all the bureaucrats and ten guards in the East Palace, and all officials are familiar with "Compassion for Farmers" and write ten thousand words of experience."
Li Zhi said proudly.
Li Yifu's mouth was full of bitterness, wishing he could slap himself twice.
Tell you to talk too much!
Now it's all right, let's lift a rock and shoot yourself in the foot, right?
Ten thousand words!
Even with four parallels and six lis, most of Li Yifu's Fu and remonstrance are hundreds of words, and it takes a few days to write ten thousand words.
Besides, as far as the volume of "Compassion to Nong" is concerned, even with the god-level reading comprehension of "the left side is a jujube tree, and the right side is still a jujube tree", it can't make up ten thousand words!
In this regard, Li Yifu and the others are far inferior to the bitter beaters of later generations. They are a deadly order that farts at the top and has to write [-] characters at the bottom!
Wanzi is only embarrassing for Li Yifu and others, but it is about to die for Prince Zuo Qingdao and his rank officer Chi Baolin.
Of course Yuchi Baolin was educated, and she was from Guozijian Guozixue.
Among the six schools of the Guozijian, Guozixue is the most noble. If you want to talk about learning, hehe, a bunch of heirs of officials above the third rank, descendants of the Duke of the State, and great-grandchildren of officials of the second rank, what do they need to study seriously?
Ziyin is from a seventh-rank official body, even if he eats and waits to die, he can live comfortably for a lifetime. Can he eat while studying?
"Your Highness, minister Yulu, it should be no problem for me to write one or two hundred words for this broken poem, whether it be praise or scolding. But ten thousand words, kill me!"
Yuchi Baolin slapped and rolled.
In fact, it is not impossible to ask someone to catch the knife, but Yuchi Baolin is resolutely unwilling.
If you can't write it, you can't write it. Don't play fancy.
Li Zhi ordered someone to drag Yuchi Baolin down and beat him twenty times, so as not to experience the experience, Yuchi Baolin cheerfully agreed.
It's only twenty canes, what's the deal, Aye's beating is much harder than this.
"Pass the order of the prince, exempting Yuchi Baolin, the prince Zuo Qingdao, to lead the ranks, and let the prince Zuo Qingdao lead the vice-leader, and take charge of the soldiers of Jiangzhou and other three prefectures."
This prince's order made Yuchi Baolin herself dumbfounded.
After a beating, he jumped from the sixth-rank boss to the fourth-rank deputy?
(End of this chapter)
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