Druid's Country Retirement

Chapter 186
Now Li Hongbing is very annoying and has a headache.

Everyone in the village seemed to know his new title, and even the family members of patients who rented private houses would respectfully call him a village bully when they saw him.

What's even worse is Tie Dan's gang of brats, who call him Village Dad directly.

Lian Ba ​​and Dad couldn't tell the difference, but considering how weak their knowledge base was, Li Hongbing decided to ask the eldest sister to send some exercise books to save these ignorant teenagers.

"You should hurry up." Li Hongbing stopped walking with the white paper in his arms, and urged Shan Xing, who was walking behind deliberately laughing.

"Cun Dad!" Shan Xing couldn't help laughing.

Li Hongbing sighed helplessly, this hurdle was impossible to pass.

The custom in the forest area is not to report funerals, not to be filial, not to burn paper money and not to thank filial piety.

When a filial son reports a funeral, as long as the master accepts the funeral, even if he has a great grievance with the deceased, he must go there no matter how dissatisfied he is.

Hanging filial piety is also particular.

Empty hands do not show filial piety. If you are a fellow countryman, you can bring two papers of fire at the door as a gift. If you are closer, you can also send a wreath.

If there is no five clothes, except for women and children, the elders and men in the family must go, as long as they receive a funeral report, they must be there even if they are thousands of miles away.

Li Hongbing deliberately called his father. After all, his father is also an elder in the village.

Hearing that Aunt Shanlan had left, the old man on the other end of the phone was silent for a while, saying that he couldn't write two Lis in one stroke, and the old Li's family had some relationship with Defa's family, so he asked Li Hongbing to wait at home, and at night he would talk to the old man. Mom can rush back to the village.

At the same time, let Li Hongbing prepare something to hang his filial piety.

Fire paper wreaths are a must for filial piety, and if conditions are good, you can also invite a chuila team. The chuila team is a team that plays, plays, and sings for funerals. Generally, please go to the chuila team. The gongs and drums start from the beginning of the filial piety. They fired cannons while walking until they reached the mourning hall for the dead.

But the work of the flute team is not over, they have to play and sing for the master at funerals until the burial, in order to show the status of the master.

Back in the old house, Li Hongbing, as the head of the new Li family, naturally called the family together to assign tasks,

Since parents are also going back to the village, there is a lot of excitement about hanging filial piety.

Shan Xing was in charge of making the wreaths, and the bamboo used for the wreaths was ready-made at home.

The blind man is responsible for riding a three-wheel motorcycle to Shilipu, the nearest village, to ask for the team.

As for Li Hongbing himself, he took over the important job of guarding the barn.

At noon, I had a hasty lunch in the cafeteria.

Everyone gets busy.

With a piece of dogtail grass in his mouth, Li Hongbing swayed to the barn on the meadow with his hands behind his back.

The princess lay on the top of the shed lazily in the sun, her fluffy tail hanging down, shaking from side to side.

The honey dogs have gone somewhere else, they have grown up, their tempers have become wild, and they don't go home every three days.

But that's fine too, it's a free range, free to come and go.

Apart from going out to look for food, Bai Zui basically sticks to the goshawk.

Together with the red horse, Heifeng roamed around the meadow, returning to the barn when the waves were enough.

Blackhorn, a scumbag sheep, spends all day in the flock with its harem, without any shame or shame.

Sometimes, Li Hongbing wondered if Black Horn would be sad if he ate sheep.

Moo!
The buffaloes came out of the enclosure with square steps. These buffaloes were stronger than when they came, especially the male buffaloes. The muscle lines on their bodies became more and more obvious. It is not an exaggeration to describe them as giants.

They are not afraid of golden eagles, and golden eagles will not be foolish enough to trouble buffaloes.

Li Hongbing patted the head of the male buffalo, and his eyes fell on the belly of the pregnant female buffalo, which bulged a lot, and it seemed that it was not far from the time of delivery.

call out!
There was a long cry from the sky.

Li Hongbing looked up, and the golden eagle appeared again, circling around the barn at high altitude.

Ever since Bai Zui drove him away, the golden eagle was unwilling to do so, and would fly over several times a day to see the delicious food on the meadow but could not eat, and could only vent his dissatisfaction with crowing.

As for playing a sneak attack with a heartbeat, Jin Diao looked back and saw that a pinch of feathers was missing from his fart drum, so he dismissed the idea.

Because there are bad people in the grass.

In the morning, I flew down to catch the sheep, but before I caught it, a wolf sprang out from the grass. Fortunately, I was agile, otherwise today next year would be my memorial day.

call out!call out!
The golden eagle used all the vicious words to curse the bad guys in the grass.

If you don't go down, I'll scold you to death.

The big flower lazily got out of the grass and shook its body, as for the waste material with wings above its head, it didn't bother to pay attention to it.

Bravado aside, dog der is not.

"Dahua, come here." Li Hongbing waved.

Among the four wolfhounds, Li Hongbing likes Dahua the most. She has all the advantages of being a big sister.

Obedient, sensible, smart, calm, domineering, responsible, and take care of younger siblings, but if younger siblings make mistakes, Dahua will mercilessly teach them a lesson.

If she can return to the wild wolves, she will definitely become a perfect female wolf king.

Dahua trotted all the way to Li Hongbing's side, and put her head on Li Hongbing's lap, while the other three wolfhounds could only lie beside them eagerly.

Gently grabbing Dahua's smooth fur, Li Hongbing gave Dahua a small treat by the way, secretly injecting a ray of original power.

Goooo!

The ephedra chickens have become accustomed to the existence of wolf dogs, and swaggered past among the wolf dogs, and the wandering owls at the rear of the two cranes were particularly eye-catching.

What a mess!

In the past, I was just looking for worms with the chickens, but now I have learned how to crow.

Recognize food as a father.

In vain to be empty bully.

……

Spend an afternoon playing with the animals on the meadow.

Li Hongbing wandered back to the old house.

Five wreaths have been made by the canal at the entrance, and the white flowers are folded lifelike. This kind of delicate work has to rely on the mountain apricot. If you fold it yourself, it is estimated that you can fold a large windmill with a wreath.

If you take it out, you know it's a funeral, but if you don't know it, you think it's a spring outing.

When the wind blows, the windmill full of wreaths turns.

The big windmill turns straight, the scenery here is really beautiful!
That scene is estimated to be scolded to death by the family members of the deceased.

Walking into the yard, the construction of the new house was temporarily stopped because Shuisheng went to Defa’s house to help. The workers were busy digging the foundation.

Shan Xing sat by the well, concentrating on folding white flowers. A piece of white paper was in Shan Xing's hands, and a white flower was made in three or two strokes. He was about to tie the freshly made white flower to the bamboo ring, and when he looked up, he saw An ugly face was pressed against himself.

Shocked, Shan Xing let out a "Yeah", and the white flower fell to the ground.

After seeing that it was Li Hongbing who came, Shan Xing glared at someone angrily, "Sneaking around, you're a thief!"

Blame me!
Li Hongbing laughed and picked up the white flowers and sent them back to Shan Xing, looking at the nearly half-finished wreath in front of him, he asked curiously.

"Why do you stick so much, enough!"

Shan Xing shook her head, "Not enough, one for you, one for uncle, one for aunt, one for me, one for the blind man, one for the idiot. By the way, Brother Sun and Brother Wang also need one."

"Doing so much, and using my wife as a maid!" Li Hongbing raised his eyebrows, pretending to be angry and want to settle accounts with them.

After walking a few steps, he looked back at Shan Xing, "Don't pull it, what should I do if the man is going to be beaten?"

Shan Xing snickered, "Who dares to hit you, you are the village tyrant!"

"It's a bully but not a village, men are happy." Li Hongbing smirked.

"???"

Shan Xing looked dazed, and when he tasted it, he blushed instantly, and spat secretly, not serious.

At this time, the blind man walked in from the yard in a hurry.

"Grandfather, the blowing team is here."

Li Hongbing didn't care about teasing Shan Xing, and ran out of the yard, dumbfounded.

so many people?

Looking around, there are ten three-wheeled motorcycles, and three No. 40 people are holding things, blah blah.

Wouldn't the blind man catch all the blowers in Shilipu and call them all?
He looked back at the blind man in astonishment.

"Master, when I went to Shilipu, I met a man surnamed Zhao. I knew you were going to blow up the bandwagon, so I called these people without saying a word, and told you not to worry about money."

People with the surname Zhao?
The Zhao family in Ten Mile Shop?
Li Hongbing shook his head, he didn't want to accept the Zhao family's love, he couldn't accept it when his grandfather was alive, let alone himself as a pawn.

A problem that money can solve is not a problem, and a problem that money cannot solve is a big problem.

"Since you're invited, you're just a guest when you come to the door. Let Mrs. Guifeng make some food for everyone. Don't say that we are stingy in Caogou Village. Later, I will find out how much it costs for nothing. You pay the money to the team leader."

After admonishing the blind man, Li Hongbing smiled and went to the blowing team, took out the cigarette and let it out.

And these blowers who have been working in red and white all year round have long heard of Li Hongbing from Caogou Village. After all, good doctors are popular everywhere, and they may meet again when they get sick. If they piss them off, write more One zero, all the money earned from bragging for a year has to be included.

When the two sides met, the atmosphere was quite good.

After a while, the heads of several flute and lab teams patted their chests and promised that they would definitely show their unique skills in this funeral, and guaranteed that even the dead who played flute would come back to life.

Li Hongbing is just a musician, he has only heard the sound of the suona and the covering of the white cloth, relatives and friends waiting for the food, if you can blow the dead to life, don't be an old Chinese doctor, and switch to playing the suona.

soon.

Blind Man and Shan Xing brought hot water, and Mrs. Guifeng and several sister-in-laws also came with buckets of food.

Stewed tofu with pork and cabbage, dry noodle puff pastry.

The pork is cut into the size of a palm and the width of a finger. The stewed meat is rotten and fragrant. The stewed cabbage is soft and soft. Call it a flattery.

The old house was being remodeled, and the yard was in a mess. So many people were squatting on the side of the road. As the host, Li Hongbing apologized and explained to the blowers that after all, it was very rude to invite people to come and not let them in.

Li Hongbing brought a box of forest liquor from the construction site and clasped his fists.

"Gentlemen, my old house is being refurbished, and there is really nowhere to go. Let me deal with it first, and I will add some money for tea later."

The blowers feel comfortable in their hearts.

Originally, according to the rules, a blowing team can only serve one owner. If Zhao Jian, the village chief's son, hadn't forced them, they wouldn't have agreed to a few blowing teams to do a job for nothing.

But when I came here, I found out that Dr. Li in Caogou Village is the owner.

Moreover, Dr. Li has no airs at all, he speaks politely, offers cigarettes and water, can clearly see the workers coming and going in the yard, arranges meals and drinks, and also pays for tea. No wonder everyone calls Caogou Village Lao Li Family benevolence and righteousness are indeed true benevolence and righteousness.

"The owner is benevolent."

"Doctor Li is polite."

"Big guys blowing hard tonight, blowing to death the opposite blowing team."

"Yes, blow them to death."

The blowers ate pork, cabbage stewed tofu, and drank alcohol. It was very lively, and some of them were busy adjusting their instruments when they were full.

All of a sudden, the door of the old house thumped and thumped, and there was a lot of noise.

By evening.

Father, mother, daughter, and second brother-in-law came to the old house in a three-pao transport team.

The mountain road leading from the entrance of the village to the old house has already been paved by an excavator for less than half. Originally, it was planned to directly use soil as the foundation, and then let the excavator use the crawler to compact the porcelain to complete the work.

Later, the excavator told Wang Hai to stop, pointing to the large piles of green hemp stones beside the old house, saying that the new house can’t be built anyway, so it’s better to use these stones to pave the road, it’s a waste to throw them here, and there are ready-made tools on the site, If you want to get it, make a good way out, save it and worry about it later.

Li Hongbing thought about it, and it was the same thing.

Immediately agreed to the plan to repave the gravel road, so that the iron pillars also have a place to play.

Father and mother frowned as soon as they got out of the car, staring blankly at the old house that was being remodeled, feeling sad in their hearts.

"Father!" The daughter, who hadn't seen her for a few days, could speak clearly, and told her father not to call her papa.

Anna jumped out of the car and ran straight to Li Hongbing, just as the loving father opened his arms, waiting for his daughter to embrace him, who knew that the little girl turned a corner and slipped into Shan Xing's arms.

Finished!

The little padded jacket is leaking.

Li Hongbing watched his daughter making out with Shan Xing helplessly, and felt sour in his heart.

"Red Soldier." The second brother-in-law walked over with a man in glasses smiling, "This is Zhang Lei, our company's legal lawyer."

"Hello, Lawyer Zhang." Li Hongbing quickly shook hands with the man in glasses.

San Pao still had a hippie smile on his face, "Brother, I'm here to buy."

After a period of growth, the vegetables in the vegetable garden that have been promoted by the power of the source obviously lack stamina, and the vegetables grown are not as good as the previous batches.

Using sensory inspection, it is found that the vitality fluctuation of vegetables is slowly decreasing. Li Hongbing speculates that the power of the source should improve the quality and fruiting rate of vegetables, and at the same time shorten the growth cycle of vegetables.

It seems that the power of the source is not omnipotent, and you have to pay a corresponding price for everything you get.

As for whether animals and fruit trees will shorten the growth cycle like vegetables, there is no clue yet.

Similarly, this also gave Li Hongbing a warning, before he fully understands the details of the heart of nature, try not to use the original power as much as possible.

Li Hongbing rolled his eyes, "Get it yourself. This time, if you can, decorate it more. I'm going to pull out the vegetable seedlings and replant the old house. The taste of this batch of vegetables will be almost inferior. Give Dalang a [-]% discount."

Ah!
San Pao was so shocked that he didn't care about the idle chatter, took out his phone, walked aside and chatted.

Don't think about it, it's definitely a small report to Xu Dalang.

Now Sanpao is becoming more and more like a dog's leg, which is not good.

Having said that, Xu Dalang didn't call for some days.

people!

It's really ugly. When I use you, I try to please you in every possible way.When I don't need you, I instantly treat you as a stranger.

Li Hongbing shook his head and sighed.

After the phone call, San Pao came back with a weird expression, "Brother, Boss Xu praised you with extremely ugly words, asking you to pull him out of the blacklist, turn off the blocking function of strange calls, and turn on the blocking function of group messages. Otherwise, he will personally come to the village and demolish your house."

Li Hongbing raised his eyebrows, "Welcome to demolition, there is still a worker at home."

You two are such a silent plastic love!
Anyway, Sanpao couldn't understand it, and I didn't bother to understand it. The original words I just received were as much as I could, and it was best to make a few more trips to take away all the vegetables in the vegetable garden, without leaving a hair on Li Gou's face.

Li Hongbing was discussing vegetable planting with his second brother-in-law when Anna suddenly appeared beside him and asked crisply.

"Father, my home is gone, where will I live at night?"

"I built a hut on the meadow with your Aunt Xing'er." After speaking, Li Hongbing regretted it.

really.

Anna's big eyes suddenly shone brightly.

Send out all kinds of signals that I want to live, I like, I want, it's mine, etc.

Please!

The happy and sweet world of two is over.

Li Hongbing drooped his face and sighed deeply.

In the evening, I called my eldest sister and asked her to send a carload of exercise papers.

(End of this chapter)