Druid's Country Retirement

Chapter 307 Drunk
The afterglow of the setting sun sprinkled on the rice field through layers of branches and leaves, giving it a layer of yellow color, and smoke from the kitchen chimney.

A few swallows flitted across the sky, and flocks of ephedra chickens walked and foraged in the fruit forest. When the last ray of sunset disappeared, the small mountain village was surrounded by dusk.

Under the old oak tree the street lamps were lit.

Shawa moved the table and chairs of the Eight Immortals to the paddy field, and served plates of delicious dishes on the table.

Roast pork belly with radish, dried bamboo shoots and bacon, stewed pork chops with potatoes, scrambled eggs with spicy peppers, cold cucumbers, sugar tomatoes...

"Eat, chat while eating." As the host, Li Hongbing greets the seats, after all, he is now working for himself.

"Excuse me." Li Ming and Cai Qingguo politely stood up and agreed.

Seeing that the two were nervous, Li Hongbing waved his hands, "We're all from our own family, so relax, it's just a family dinner."

"Brother, brother-in-law, eat slowly." Shan Xing sent a pot of local chicken soup.

"Shan Xing, let's eat together." Cui Yong greeted quickly.

Shan Xing refused with a smile, "No, you can eat."

It is a rural tradition in the forest area that guests, women, and children do not sit at the table. Li Hongbing has said many times about this. The family does not pay much attention to it. But this custom has been passed down in the forest area for many years, and it is not easy to change.

Li Hongbing just let it go and went with the crowd, "Have you guys eaten, where are the idiots?"

"There are vegetables left in the kitchen, but they don't come out."

Shan Xing walked into the kitchen while replying.

When he reappeared, he was holding a wooden plate in his hand, and there were two rows of small copper wine cups on the plate, which cost only three yuan a glass, and there was a brass thin-mouth wine jug beside the wine cup.

Li Hongbing took the wooden plate and placed three copper wine cups in front of each of them.

"There is nothing good in the countryside, so the food is healthy, and the wine is not bad. The hyperbolic rice wine made by the villagers can't be finished."

Li Ming is a young man who has just come out of society. If technology can kill everyone in seconds, but in terms of society is sinister, he is only a little better than Erhei.

Drinking from a small wine cup, the behind-the-scenes boss is very stingy.

Cai Qingguo has heard about the rules of drinking in the countryside, but he has never drunk it. After decades of experience in society, he has never seen any kind of wine shop.

Rice wine, rice wine can also be called wine?
And Cui Yong heard from his father and mother that drinking in the village is very crazy. As for how crazy, he has never seen it, and no one can brag.

I opened my first supermarket back then, and in order to get the money back, I drank until my stomach bleeds, isn't it crazy?

Smiling contemptuously, he hinted with his eyes that Li Ming and Cai Qingguo would remember what they said when they came.

Li and Cai nodded silently, looking at Li Hongbing they could only apologize in their hearts.

Mr. Li, I'm sorry.

Who made the county magistrate worse off now!
Li Hongbing had seen the small movements of the three of them a long time ago, pretended not to know, and enthusiastically picked up the wine cup.

"It's fate for us to meet, let's go."

The four drank the first cup of wine.

The sweet taste made the three of them feel more at ease. This white rice wine is like water, without any alcohol taste, so they will not deliberately use sweet water to fool themselves.

"Come on, the second cup, you are lucky."

Li Hongbing raised the wine again.

"For the third cup, I'm in the mountain, and the company will entrust you to you in the future."

Followed by three wine cups.

Then enter the free play time.

The young Li Ming was the first to bear the brunt, holding up the wine cup and stammering, saying that he would do his best for the company and die.

Li Hongbing smiled and raised his wine glass, "There are rules in our village. When it comes to toasting, you have to pay an even number. Several."

I can still play like this.

If he offered eight cups, wouldn't Mr. Li want to drink sixteen cups?

"We must go to the eighth!" Li Ming quite liked this sweet rice wine, and the eighth wine cup was not as much as a bottle of otaku water.

"I just like you, a young man with drive." Li Hongbing said that I admire you very much.

As a newcomer in the society, Li Ming was very happy to be praised by the big boss.

Li Hongbing put the wine cup in his hand one cup after another into his mouth, and Li Hongbing naturally returned the wine with a smile.

Soon, the copper jug ​​of wine was finished by the two of them.

Li Ming still had an unfinished look, saying that the taste of rice wine was the same as that of a drink.

drinks! !
If San Pao and Xu Dalang heard this, they would jump up and spit on Li Ming, and then choke their necks and curse.

Shabi, this rice wine can drink the dead!

"Xing'er, there's no more wine." Li Hongbing shook the copper pot, turned around and yelled.

The silly boy came out of the kitchen, holding a jar of wine in his hand, which weighed at least twenty or thirty catties.

Li Hongbing took the wine jar with a smile, and patted the yellow mud from the mouth of the jar, "This wine has been stored for ten years, and I usually don't want to drink it. You are lucky today."

As soon as the wine jar was opened, the aroma of grain wine wafted out.

Ten years old wine!

This is good stuff.

Although Li Ming doesn't know the concept of storing wine for ten years, he understands that the longer it is aged, the more valuable it will be.

Cui Yong could not wait to lie down on the mouth of the jar and take a deep breath of the aroma of the wine, and murmured with an intoxicated expression, "Good wine, really good wine, this time it's worth it."

However, the corners of Cai Qingguo's mouth twitched. The longer the wine is stored, the more delicious it will be, but rice wine, as long as it is stored properly, the final wine will definitely drink to death.

Cai Qingguo did not guess wrong, and even guessed low.

This altar has indeed been stored for ten years, and it was brewed by Fusheng himself ten years ago, and it has been kept in the cellar.

The temperature in the forest area is low, coupled with the constant temperature in the cellar, the fermentation time of rice wine is prolonged, and the koji is fully blended.

The original hyperbolic rice wine is characterized by its color like mutton soup, low alcohol content, rich aroma and sweet taste.

However, after ten years of storage, the color of the rice wine has changed from mutton soup to amber, and when it is poured into a glass, it has a strong stamina, even Li Hongbing does not know.

Fortunately, this new altar of double-curved rice wine did not mix grain wine into it.

Shan Xing had never seen ten-year-old rice wine, and was afraid that if it was mixed with burning rice wine, it would cause accidents.

In the forest area in winter, because of drinking hyperbolic wine, he collapsed on the side of the road and was often frozen to death, but the more people died of drinking, the more people drinking.

Refilling the copper pot again, Li Hongbing held the pot and said with a smile, "You respect me eight, according to the rules I have to return you eight, this is called going back and forth."

Li Ming got up and respectfully raised his glass with both hands. Looking at the amber wine, he wondered why it was different in color from the one he just drank.

Carefully took a sip, the taste as sweet as honey completely let go of his guard.

Drink sixteen cups one cup after another.

"Good guy, I just like to cheer up your straight temper." Li Hongbing gave a thumbs up, put down the flagon, picked up chopsticks and picked up a large piece of oily pork belly for Li Ming, "Eat more meat, you will feel better later. "

Will it be comfortable?

Li Ming didn't know the meaning of the big boss's words, although the wine cup was only three dollars, he drank thirty or forty cups in a row, his consciousness began to blur, and he took the meat and ate it.

Next, Cai Guoqing knew it was his turn to stand up. At 1 meters tall, he stood in front of Li Hongbing like a son toasting his father.

Compared with Li Ming, Cai Qingguo speaks much smarter. He toasted one after another. Li Hongbing was beaming when he heard it. He raised his glass and said, "Old Cai, how old are you? Don't talk about Mr. Li and Mr. Li. Your name is Li. That's fine, brother, let's go."

Cai Qingguo understood that the words on the wine table were not to be trusted, especially the polite words of the boss to get closer.

After drinking the amber double-curved rice wine, Cai Qingguo, unlike Mengxin Li Ming, knew something was wrong with the wine as soon as he tasted it.

He sneaked a glance at Li Ming who was sitting next to him. Li Ming's face was flushed and his eyes were blurred and dull when he was drunk.

"Come, come, Lao Cai, let's keep going!" Li Hongbing held the copper pot.

Hey!
It is destined that this wine will not escape.

I'm fighting to see if I get drunk first or you get drunk first.

A trace of ruthlessness flashed in Cai Guoqing's eyes, and he picked up the wine cup and began to drink.

After the same thirty or forty cups of wine, Cai Guoqing tried his best to control his brain that was about to shut down. Seeing that Li Hongbing looked like a normal person, he knew in his heart that he was being manipulated to death from the inside out.

He sat down in the chair with a fart, swayed and covered the wine cup with his hand, signaling to admit defeat.

The corners of Li Hongbing's mouth raised slightly, and he looked at the impatient second brother-in-law.

"The wine cup is not enough to drink, change to a bowl!" Cui Yong brought an empty bowl without fear of death.

Hey!

Lighting lanterns in the hut, looking for death.

Li Hongbing picked up the wine jar and poured it into the bowl, but Cui Yong kept talking about filling it up, filling it up.

After drinking half a bowl of ten-year-old rice wine, Cui Yong suddenly hiccupped, and the strength of the wine brushed his head, and a gust of night wind blew into the yard from the meadow.

Double-curved rice wine is also called falling in the wind. It is fine in a closed room after drinking it, but if it is blown on the face by the cool wind, it will fall to the ground in an instant.

Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Hearing three falls to the ground, Li Hongbing watched helplessly as the three of them rolled from their chairs to the ground.

How much alcohol, dare to ask me to fight for alcohol.

Li Hongbing looked at the three people on the ground with disdain, picked up a piece of native chicken head, ate it leisurely, turned his head and shouted to the kitchen.

"Silly boy, come out and send him to the guest room."

Whoa!

Shan Xing, the two girls, the silly boy, the wolf dog, and the bear cub in the kitchen all rushed out, and saw three drunken men lying under the table.

"Brother, how could you get your brother-in-law drunk?" Shan Xing complained angrily.

Li Hongbing curled his lips, "Sure! You don't know, he let someone pour me!"

Men are not good things!

Shan Xing rolled his eyes at someone, and started to clean up the leftovers on the table. The idiot grabbed one in each hand and threw the three of them into the guest room. As for how the three of them slept, that was out of their control.

Anna who was holding the little golden monkey suddenly shouted.

"Father, Erhei is secretly drinking alcohol!"

Everyone looked over in unison, and at some point Er Hei drank up half a bowl of rice wine in the second brother-in-law's hand, and this guy was lying on the ground and was still refilling the bowl.

Ow!

Erhei stood up staggeringly, looked at the wine jar on the table and stuck out his tongue, as if he hadn't had enough.

A funny scene followed.

Erhei, who was full of alcohol, became drunk crazy, and his walking became staggered, first spinning around in place, and then scurrying wildly on the rice field.

For a while, he ran into the chicken shed and chased the ephedra chickens away, and then ran to the warehouse to tease the mother bear, but was slapped on the ground by the mother bear's paw, and thrown out of the warehouse with the back of the neck in his mouth.

As long as this didn't stop, Erhei shifted his target to his family members, crazily thrust his head into the arms of Shan Xing and Anna, and finally ran to Li Hongbing and nodded crazily, as if he wanted to pull Li Hongbing to worship and kowtow.

Since Erhei behaved too abnormally when he was drunk, and worried that it would get out of control, Li Hongbing found a rope to tie Erhei Wuhuada and threw him under the eaves.

I was tied up honestly, but the tongue couldn't be put back into the mouth. Li Hongbing helped to put the tongue back in, but the tongue slowly slipped out again.

Everyone was amused and speechless about this, Li Hongbing took out his mobile phone and snapped a photo, saving Erheijiu to wake up tomorrow and laugh at it.

Woohoo!

Seeing his brother's appearance, Dahua worriedly walked to Li Hongbing's side and asked.

"It's okay, I'm drunk, I can sober up tomorrow."

late at night.

Li Hongbing, who had just fallen asleep, was suddenly awakened by the howling of wolves outside the window. He quickly put on his clothes and walked out of the bedroom. Li Hongbing was lying under the eaves tied up, his head howling at the night sky and the moon.

"Shut up and go to sleep." Li Hongbing yelled angrily, but Erhei actually shut up.

But when he lay down again, the wolf howled again outside the window.

Li Hongbing was helpless, what could he say to a drunk wolf dog, he could not bear to scold and beat him, but he could not bear to beat him.

"You can't let Erhei drink alcohol in the future, this kid's wine taste is too bad."

Shan Xing hid in the bed and snickered, "Who made my father a big drunkard, and grew up with him."

"If you dare to laugh at me, ask for a beating!"

Li Hongbing's face turned stern, and he rushed over like Mount Tai.

early morning.

Time seems to loop endlessly in a day, the mist, cock crowing, and dog barking wake up the sleeping small mountain village.

At this time, people in the village got up early, and the smoke was already rising from the chimney. The smoke rose slowly and silently, as if it was afraid of destroying the tranquility of the morning.

In the pot on the stove, boil a pot of corn grits, steaming hot, add a few sweet potatoes, add a plate of small pickles, this is the breakfast of rural people...

The sky gradually began to brighten.

On the paddy field, the sound of Anna and her daughter Lang Lang's endorsement sounded.

"Each of the twelve meridians has its origin, and the original qi of the viscera passes through and ends."

"The original acupoints of the yin meridian are replaced by infusion, and the original acupoints of the yang meridian are outside the infusion."

"The lung originates from Taiyuan Dahe Valley, and the spleen meridian Taibai and Stomach Chongyang."

Oh oh oh!
After waking up, Er Hei was still tied up, and had no memory of his drunken madness last night, thinking that he had done something wrong and was punished by his father.

Li Hongbing yawned and walked out of the bedroom, looking like he hadn't slept well, and indeed he hadn't slept well. In the first half of the night, he played basketball with Shan Xing, and in the second half of the night, Erhei howled wolves, making him unable to sleep.

Seeing the screaming Erhei on the ground, Li Hongbing knelt down and untied the rope, pushed away the fawning Erhei, and cursed, "You son of a bitch, if you dare to drink in the future, your legs will be broken, get out."

Erhei, who was freed, ran to his brothers and sisters in a hurry, swearing and growling.

He said you slept well, but he was tied up and slept on the ground all night.

Dahua raised her paw and slapped Erhei.

The first time he was beaten by his sister, Erhei felt aggrieved and ran to Shanxing to complain. In view of its behavior last night, no one paid attention to it, but felt that Dahua had beaten him lightly.

After the family members practiced Wu Qin Xi together, the sun had already risen.

Cui Yong, Li Ming, and Cai Qingguo came out of the room with disheveled clothes and listless spirits. The expressions of the three of them were not very good-looking, as if something indescribable happened last night.

When he looked at Li Hongbing, his eyes carried a strange resentment.

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