Druid's Country Retirement

Chapter 314 Help
puff!

Shan Xing laughed out loud.

He opened his mouth and ate the corn grits with tears in the spoon into his mouth.

Still so sweet, like honey, sweet to the heart.

"I don't want to be your aunt, I want to be your mother-in-law."

"What, it wasn't my mother-in-law before, what was that?" Li Hongbing exclaimed in surprise, in exchange for Shan Xing's small punches.

The two of you have a mouthful of porridge, and I have a word of love, just when you flirt with me.

At the gate, there was a scholar crying and howling for help.

"Brother Hongbing, help, my father is going to kill me!"

The cries came from far to near, and I saw a bruise on the scholar's face, and a purple one running into the rice field, followed by Li Hongqi, Shengli and Jianjun, who were laughing and laughing.

Li Hongbing was holding a bowl and a spoon, and looked at the scholar who was rushing straight with a blank expression.

"Brother Red Soldier, help me, you are the only one in the village who can save me! Why is my life so miserable!" Xiucai sat on the steps of the main room thumping like a woman cursing, waving her hands up and down, slapping the ground, almost rolling on the ground .

Seeing this, Shanxing felt embarrassed to continue eating, took the bowl and got up and walked to the kitchen, looking like a weak willow supporting the wind, unable to do what he wanted.

Li Hongbing shook his head and was speechless.

The Lijiazhai Performance School in Caogou Village has opened!

Looking at the howling scholar, he glanced at Li Hongqi and the other three laughing and laughing.

"What's wrong with him!"

"Brother, let the scholar talk about this, anyway, the village has already turned upside down." Li Hongqi grinned grinningly.

"That's right, tsk tsk, what a mess!" Shengli laughed even more.

"It's the first time this happened in our village, and now it's probably a fight. Fortunately, the scholar ran fast." Jianjun added.

Saying is equivalent to not saying, the more you listen, the more confused you become.

Li Hongbing rolled his eyes at the three of them, then turned his head and said to the crying scholar on the ground.

"Hurry up and shut up, it's annoying to death, talk about something, if you don't talk about me, don't care about it."

Before the words fell, the scholar's crying stopped abruptly, and Gulu stood up, walking in front of Li Hongbing like a wronged child.

"Then what. Then what I.."

The scholar seemed to be hesitating, and Li Hongbing was trembling when he heard it, so he raised his hand and said.

"Stop, stop, stop, I'll give you half a cigarette time to organize the language before speaking."

Xiucai took a few deep breaths, calmed down, and spoke surprisingly.

"I'm with Erni."

In an instant, Li Hongbing was stunned, and looked at the scholar with a dull expression.

Thought I heard it wrong.

"Erni, Widow Liu's daughter. That strong, well-built, fat girl? Does he have your child?"

The scholar immediately dissatisfied with correcting Li Hongbing's description, "Brother, Erni is not fat."

At this moment, I still have the mood to discuss whether I am fat or not!
You have such a big heart!

Who is Widow Liu!

A shrew who can squeeze out two taels of oil from a stone.

No wonder you scratch your face like a cat.

"When did it happen? How long have you been with Erni!"

"I know that." Li Hongqi rushed to the front, "It was when you were in a coma that he said he liked Erni."

Shengli also said, "Damn, I said Xiucai was fine, so I took Erni to the herbal medicine field, so that's what I did."

"Don't look at the scholar's small stature, he is really courageous. Widow Liu dares to provoke him, tsk tsk!" Jianjun followed suit.

Li Hongbing was speechless and looked at the three heartless people who added fuel to the fire.

"The three of you have the face to laugh at the scholar. He has found a wife and is about to become a father. How about you!"

As soon as these words came out, the three of them were awakened instantly.

Grass!
So sad.

Among the four bachelors, only the scholar went ashore, and the three of us still had the face to laugh at others.

In a blink of an eye, I became a joke.

Why is Erni so fat, she is still a woman after all.

The three people who came back to their senses looked at the scholar with envy, jealousy and hatred.

Instead, the scholar looked complacent.

Li Hongbing really can't stand it, there's nothing to be proud of, getting a girl's belly big without getting married.

Snapped!
A slap on the scholar's head.

"Just beg for a laugh, old man laughs at Zhuhei, first wipe his ass clean."

"Brother, I'm not here to ask you for help. Widow Liu is still making trouble at my house. My father told me to come quickly and ask you for help." Xiucai nodded and took out a cigarette, slipping her mouth inadvertently.

I'm in a good mood for a day, and it's all ruined by you bastard!
Li Hongbing took the cigarette angrily, rolled his eyes, "Cooperating with your old Zhang family, you use me as a sea god needle."

"Who made my brother talk in the village? You don't blow your nose when you go out, and pinch with your hand." Xiucai nodded and bent down and patted rainbow farts, watching Li Hongqi and the three of them stand on end.

Li Hongbing enjoyed the rainbow fart, "That's right, I can't handle big and small things in the village without me."

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and shouted at Shan Xing who was scraping the wall at the door of the kitchen, "Xing'er, don't listen, come with me to the village, take the tonic that the second sister gave me last time, and send it to Erni."

Being caught eavesdropping, Shan Xing came out with a blushing face, kicked off the hapless foursome who were gloating, and walked quickly into the main room.

hum!

Seeing that Li Hongbing was about to go out, the old pig ran out of the fruit forest.

Of the unlucky foursome, only Li Hongqi had seen the old pig, and the other three were so frightened that they jumped on the spot when they saw the old pig, almost jumping onto the roof, crying for their father and mother.

"Dogs have entered, brother, wild boars have entered your house."

"What a big pig, run, I'm a der!"

"Give me a hand, my legs are weak!"

Looking at the chickens flying around in the rice field, the old pig walked briskly to Li Hongbing's feet without looking at them.

"Don't pay attention to them, these guys are not smart enough." Li Hongbing patted the old pig on the head.

Li Hongqi was not convinced, "Brother, my brain is good."

Li Hongbing glanced at him, shook his head and sighed speechlessly.

At this time, Shan Xing came out of the main room with the tonic, looked at the mess on the rice field, "What happened to them?"

"The mad dog is sick." After receiving the tonic, Li Hongbing casually replied, thinking that Shan Xing was not feeling well, went into the warehouse and looked for the saddle that he had made for Black Horn before, Mama Xiong was woken up, and looked up at Li Hongbing.

The wolf dog ran away with the two girls, and the silly boy was still helping in the vegetable field. Thinking that there was no one at home, Li Hongbing found the saddle on the shelf.

"Mother Xiong, I will go out with Shan Xing, and the house will be handed over to you."

Roar!
Mother Bear nodded, slapped the sleeping cub away, and got up.

In the chaos of the rice field, Shan Xing stepped forward and calmed down.

The unlucky foursome now completely forgot the purpose of coming to the old house, and commented around the old pig, tsk-tsk admiringly from time to time.

Li Hongbing walked over holding the saddle.

"Brother, you are really like this, such a big wild boar, I haven't seen it for many years." Jianjun turned his head and praised, just after finishing speaking, his eyes twitched, his legs fluttered, and he pulled Sheng Sheng's head who was squatting on the ground and stroking the old pig.

"What are you talking about, I'm not a wife." Shengli shook his head impatiently.

With the experience just now, Jianjun is not afraid, but he is guilty. The wild boar can occasionally see the Tao, but Xiong Xiazi hasn't seen it for many years.

"There are blind bears."

"What a blind bear, this is obviously a wild boar, I think you are blind." Shengli turned his head irritably, and saw a huge bear's head, only a few centimeters away from his face, and the fishy smell from the bear's mouth fell on his face .

I'm a bitch!
Shengli leaned back in fright, only feeling the heat in his crotch.

Pissed!

On the mountain road leading to the village.

Shanxing is like a little daughter-in-law returning to her natal family, wearing a red flower cloth gown, sitting sideways on the old pig's back, with several bags of supplements, and two ephedra chickens hanging on both sides of the old pig's body.

Compared with riding a horse, riding a pig is more stable, and it is easier to get up and down. If Hei Feng sees that his position as the number one horse in the house is taken away, he doesn't know how angry he will be.

Li Hongbing walked and chatted with Shan Xing.

Behind them, the unlucky foursome whispered.

In order to save face, Shengli was forced to agree to various unequal conditions, otherwise the three bastards headed by Li Hongqi would publicize in the village that he was scared to pee.

At the same time, the four of them looked forward enviously, carrying Sister Shanxing's big wild boar without any hassle.

Everyone in the countryside knows that pigs cannot be ridden indiscriminately.

Because pigs are not easy to tame, difficult to control, and have great strength. If they suddenly go crazy, they cannot be held back by one person alone.

Rural children, it is not uncommon for them to ride cows and horses, but it is cheating to dare to ride pigs. As a leader, you must experience a "death" experience when you are young.

But then again, riding a pig is exciting.

Pigs are not as easy to control as cows and horses when they run. They roar and rush forward, and finally they rush for a hundred meters.

Don't mention how miserable it is!
But this is the first time I have seen riding a wild boar, and the wild boar can listen to people's words, go away when told, stop when told to stop, and listen to people's words better than dogs.

Hey!
Different people have different fates!
That's the case with Brother Hongbing's family.

Don't talk about wild boars, blind bears are obedient, as if no matter what animals, they are as smart as humans when they enter Brother Hongbing's house.

A group of people stopped and went to the entrance of the village. Under the old persimmon tree, it should be time to enjoy the shade and gossip, and there was no one in sight.

Don't think about it, everyone must have gone to watch the excitement.

Life in the small mountain village is ordinary, and it’s rare to see something lively. No, several village elders walked towards Shuisheng’s house trembling and panting step by step with their horses in their hands.

Li Hongbing shook his head and followed.

Halfway down the road, I couldn't walk in. The alley was crowded with crowds of people, but I could hear the shrill voice of Widow Liu cursing from Shui Sheng's house at the far end.

"Zhang Shuisheng, your whole family is hooligans, bullying orphans and widows."

"I'm dead, don't pull me, let me drink dichlorvos, my mother will die in the old Zhang's house, and you will not be spared even if you are a ghost."

"Li Huaizhong, you bastard, you're getting sidetracked. God open your eyes and kill Zhang Shuisheng."

"I'm going to the town to call the police and send Zhang Xiucai some peanuts."

The inside was full of scolding and crying, and the villagers outside were delighted to hear it, and spread the gossip they heard everywhere.

"Hey, let me tell you, Xiucai did the thing with Ernizi by the Yantang."

"Yantang, who said it, it is obviously Toubao Valley in the west of the village. I saw it with my own eyes that night."

"The Hebao Valley is in the old warehouse. I saw Xiucai and Erni sneaking out of the old warehouse last night."

"Shui Sheng finished begging, offended Widow Liu, and she would lose her skin even if she didn't die."

"What are you afraid of? At worst, let Shuisheng marry Widow Liu home, hehe."

The more he said, the more he went too far, Li Hongbing frowned, stepped forward and kicked the gossiper.

Damn!

"Who special mother" was kicked so that Wang Dalai turned his head angrily. Seeing that it was Li Hongbing and the unlucky foursome, he swallowed the curse words abruptly, and said with a lick of his face, "Uncle Hongbing, scholar, you are back!"

"Go to work if you have nothing to do, don't gossip like girls, get out of the way." Li Hongbing said with a smile, but the anger in his eyes made Wang Dalai tremble in fright, he ignored the excitement, and ran out of the alley with his head down.

When passing by Xiucai, he was grabbed by the arm, "I'm not in Yantang, Baogudi, or the old warehouse. I made it in the herbal medicine field, what can you do!"

Wang Dalai just wanted to talk back, but when he saw Li Hongqi, Shengli, and Jianjun rolled up their sleeves, they grinned ferociously, knowing that they would be beaten if they dared to talk back, so they flattered them.

"The herbal land is good, the herbal land is good, and there are no bugs."

"Get out!" Xiucai let go of his arms and spit on the ground.

After the little episode, the villagers in the alley saw that Xiucai had brought back the rescuers, Li Hongbing, who was still the number one bully in Caogou Village, and they gave way one after another.

But Yamako's mount has become a new topic.

"Hey, that's a wild boar!"

"It's so big, look at the fangs that can kill a person."

"Dakui said that he met the old pig spirit, so it must be this one."

"If it is slaughtered, how many catties of meat can be produced?"

The old pig didn't want to talk to these villagers, but when he heard that someone was going to kill him for meat, he stopped, turned his head and yelled at the villager, and the villagers backed away in fright.

"Don't be scary, talk about it without losing a piece of meat." Li Hongbing patted the old pig.

hum!

The old pig was unwilling to write down the man's face, and continued to move forward.

There was a wild boar clearing the way, but the villagers dared to block the road, and made a wide road leading directly to the door of Shuisheng's house.

At this time, the door of Shuisheng's house was closed.

Li Hongbing stepped forward to knock on the door, and Dakui's voice sounded from inside the door, "Who is it!"

"I!"

"Uncle Red Soldier!"

Dakui hurriedly opened the door, and saw Li Hongbing standing at the door, followed by the four-person group of Shan Xing, Laozhujing, and Daoluozi.

"Uncle Hong Soldier, you're here. Widow Liu is making a fuss, and Huai Zhong's words don't work. Hurry up and make peace." Dakui said in a low voice.

Li Hongbing nodded, turned his head to look at the unlucky foursome, "You guys wait here, I'll come in after calling."

After speaking, he went straight to the door.

The original clean yard is now full of devastation. The vegetable garden looks like it has been planed by dogs. The good vegetables have been uprooted. Clothes and bedding, pots and pans, chairs and tables are scattered on the paddy field.

Widow Liu was lying on the ground, surrounded by five or six menacing strange men and women, and Erni was in tears, hiding helplessly aside like a frightened rabbit.

On the other side, Shui Sheng's face was scratched in all directions, Mrs. Chunlan's disheveled hair was surrounded by Lao Gen, Tie Zhu, De Fa and several sister-in-laws, and Uncle Huai Zhong stood under the eaves with a livid face.

Li Hongbing appeared.

Everyone's expressions were different, Widow Liu restrained herself due to the slapstick, and Shui Sheng showed joy on her face.

Li Hongbing didn't make a sound, lifted a chair from the ground, and said to Shan Xing, "Go and send Er Nizi into the house, don't be frightened by pregnancy."

Shan Xing nodded in response, and walked over to pull Erni away.

Suddenly, someone jumped out.

(End of this chapter)