Druid's Country Retirement

Chapter 347
Ow!Ow!
A wolfhound growled eagerly outside the window.

"Brother, wake up, it seems like San Hui is calling." Shan Xing stretched her arms weakly to turn on the light, and pushed Li Hongbing, who was sleeping soundly beside her.

Li Hongbing stared in confusion, "Myolie, turn on the light."

Shan Xing was speechless, and took a piece of black cloth from Li Hongbing's face, judging from the quality and fabric, it should be the remains of the suspender skirt, and said angrily, "I'll let you tear it up, put it on again, it's torn. "

"I'll buy a new one tomorrow. Sanhui seems to be in a hurry. I'll go out and have a look." Li Hongbing put on his clothes guiltily, and walked out of the bedroom quickly.

"What did you say? Anna ran away!"

Shan Xing, who was lying in the room, suddenly heard Li Hongbing's voice suddenly raised, and what he heard next, was so frightened that he lost his soul and staggered out of the room leaning on the wall.

Looking at Sanhui and Li Hongbing, he asked in panic, "Anna is gone!"

"Don't worry, you should be fine." Seeing that Shan Xing's face turned pale with fright, Li Hongbing quickly comforted him, lowered his head and asked San Hui, "When did you leave? Big Hua, it didn't stop it."

Oh oh oh!
San Hui shook his head and sobbed.

The younger sister had been walking for a long time, and the elder sister went to stop her, but the younger sister refused, so she jumped into the ditch if she dared to stop her.There is no way, the eldest sister, second brother, and younger sister protected the younger sister and went out.

What!
Li Hongbing couldn't help but fell into deep thought after listening, how familiar the process was.

Ay Ya I gi!
In the tree house at night, I told Anna that I ran away from home when I was a child, and I just changed the diving canal into a jumping pond.

"What are you doing in a daze, look for it quickly. In the dark sky, what will Nier do if she encounters a wild animal?" Seeing Li Hongbing in a daze, Shan Xing angrily pinched the soft flesh in her waist.

"Look for it!!" Li Hongbing nodded again and again, "It's okay, Dahua is with Anna, and Xiaoqing is here, nothing will happen."

Shawa was also awakened by the noise, and walked out of the house with a long donkey-faced Gangzi.

Knowing that Anna ran out of the house in the middle of the night, nervousness and anxiety were written all over her face.

Other animals in the old house came out one after another, gathered on the rice field and whimpered.

"Stop arguing! I'm going out to look for it, you guys just stay at home." Li Hongbing rubbed his aching temples, watching the tiger crawl out of the warehouse one step at a time, "Why are you joining in the fun, the white lady can climb faster than you , go back to sleep."

The White Snake is the golden python, because its body is more white than gold, so Li Hongbing named it White Snake.

Hearing Li Hongbing calling him, the golden python straightened its upper body and let out a hissing sound.

"Forget it, it's as long as a rolling pin, and go back to sleep."

Too many animals in the house is troublesome, so Li Hongbing took the flashlight and hurried out with the silly baby, Shan Xing hurriedly followed.

Walk out of the courtyard gate.

Li Hongbing said to Sanhui, "Go, go and find some flavor."

San Hui swished into the night, looking for the scent left by his brothers and sisters, and made a whining sound.

In fact, Li Hongbing knew where Anna had gone in the middle of the night.

But he dare not say it, if he speaks out, he will be dragged to death by Shan Xing.

Stop and go all the way, touch the village.

At this time, Shan Xing also knew what was going on, and stared fiercely at the guilty Li Hongbing with bright eyes, and walked straight towards the yard Ouyang Hua bought.

Not for a while.

I heard the dog barking.

Hearing sounds like an ear.

When Li Hongbing came to Ouyang Hua's house, he found that the dilapidated earthen wall had been replaced with a gray brick wall, and the gate had been replaced with a new one.

Raise your hand and knock on the door.

"Here we come, give way, everyone, don't step on you." Ouyang Hua's response sounded from the courtyard.

As the door opened, revealing a bitter and depressed face, before Li Hongbing could speak, Ouyang Hua spoke first.

"Why are you looking after the child? You ran to my house in the middle of the night and made me sleep on the floor. Forget it, come in and watch."

Confused Li Hongbing walked in the door.

Impressively, she saw that the leveled yard was full of pitbulls, and Dahua walked up to Erhei and Xiaobai with their heads down, as if they had done something wrong.

Ouyang Hua angrily pointed at the dogs all over the yard.

"Did you see that when your Anna went out, she was more airy than the president when she went out. The security level was too high. It was the first time I saw her visiting the house in the middle of the night and bringing more than 20 dogs with her."

"Stop talking nonsense! Where's Anna?" Li Hongbing pouted.

Ouyang Hua pointed to the only tile-roofed house in the yard.

"Slept with Nannan, knocked on the door at night to scare me, thought it was too late, so I didn't call you."

After getting the news of Anna's safety, Shan Xing and Sha Wa were relieved.

"Just stay at your house, we'll go back first, and pick up the child tomorrow morning." Li Hongbing nodded.

"Okay, let's take these uncles home first, peeing at night, and being stared at by more than a dozen pairs of eyes, I'm terrified." Ouyang Hua looked helplessly at the dogs lying in the yard.

clap clap!

Li Hongbing clapped his hands, "Let's go, go home, Anna is fine."

Before he finished speaking, he got up with the dogs in one ear, and walked out the door in a neat line. For such a loyal dog group, Li Hongbing did not hesitate to use his original power as a reward.

Finally, looking at Dahua, Erhei, and Xiaobai's grievances, Li Hongbing couldn't bear to blame them.

If you want to blame, you can only blame yourself. It's okay to tell Anna those tricks.

"Just stay here and watch. I will pick up Anna tomorrow. There will be no next time."

Woohoo!

Da Hua nodded in agreement.

There will be a next time, absolutely no next time.

"Let's go, I see you." Li Hongbing waved his hand at Ouyang Hua, and suddenly remembered something, "I forgot to tell you, frequent urination in the middle of the night is a sign of kidney deficiency. I have side medicine here. After taking it, I promise you and her. Happiness is hard until old age."

Thinking what Li Hongbing would say, Ouyang Hua pricked up his ears, but when he heard that he was suffering from kidney deficiency, coupled with the fact that Shan Xing was still on the side, a man's self-esteem would never admit it.

"Get out, my kidneys are good and I can hang dumbbells."

boom!
The door was closed heavily.

Behind the scenes, Ouyang Hua recalled what Li Hongbing had just said. Although he couldn't admit it, his body was his own, and only he knew whether it was good or bad.

"You're a dog, don't share if you have good things, and copy your house tomorrow."

Looking at the closed door, Li Hongbing curled his lips, turned his head to look at Shan Xing, disregarding Shan Xing's raised willow eyebrows, and said in disgust.

"Did you see that, I became angry from embarrassment. I, Dr. Li, is sure to be accurate in seeing a doctor. This guy has kidney deficiency. I dare not admit it yet, you are a coward!"

"Really!"

Shan Xing squeezed out two words between her teeth, stretched out her hand to grab the soft flesh of Li Hongbing's waist, and said in a gloomy tone, "He has a weak kidney, isn't your kidney good? Don't sleep tonight and see how good your kidney is."

Li Hongbing recovered instantly.

"It hurts, it hurts, Xing'er, don't take it upon yourself. It's wrong, it hurts both sides, don't let it get you."

Whoa whoa!
The colorful rooster stands on the roof of the main room, singing loudly to the rising sun.

No one got up even after calling five or six times, and the colorful rooster fell into confusion.

How could this be?
Could it be that he has been too fraternal to the hens recently, and even their crowing has been affected.

No, in order to maintain the position of the No. [-] croaker in the Li family's old house, one must be dedicated, hardworking, and willing to contribute.

thought here.

The colorful rooster regained its mentality, raised its neck, and continued to crow.

Oh oh oh. Ga!
A slipper flew up to Xinxin and hit the chicken's head with precision. The colorful rooster rolled from the roof to the ground.

"Oh, oh, it's so annoying." Li Hongbing stood under the eaves with a cigarette in his mouth, with a relaxed expression on his face.

Looking back at the bedroom, disdain appeared in his eyes.

It is said that they are self-defeating, and they still don't believe in evil. The strength of the five scumbags dares to be tough with the Lord. I really don't know how many eyes the Lord Ma has.

"That night, you didn't reject me.

I hurt you that night.

That night, your face was full of tears. "

Li Hongbing hummed a little song, walked briskly into the kitchen, and started breakfast in a happy mood.

All the animals in the family squatted in the paddy field, looking at the kitchen chimney where the cooking smoke curled up.

Wait until breakfast is ready.

Shawa brought Gangzi back from working in the vegetable field.

Since Li Ming was stationed in Caogou Village, he was temporarily responsible for the work of the vegetable field. Li Hongbing was also happy and relaxed, and came out of the kitchen with a large pot of steaming bread and grits.

"Silly boy, wash and eat, and I will go up the mountain to collect herbs later."

Oh!
Sha Wa nodded, picked up a stack of stainless steel basins from under the eaves, and placed them one by one in front of the animals.

Vegetarian animals eat corn grits and eggs, carnivorous animals eat eggs and raw meat, and Gangzi prefers carrots and vegetables.

For the animals in the old house, Li Hongbing only had one meal in the morning, excluding the cubs, the old, the weak, the sick, and the disabled. When the rest of the animals were hungry, they had to go to the meadow to find food by themselves. die outside.

Cuckoo!
There was a cooing sound in the misty sky, and four black shadows rushed out of the mist and landed on the rice field.

The two brothers, who have successfully lost weight, are holding a grey-haired hare that is still struggling. Two female horned owls next to them coquettishly stretch their mouths towards the hare, but they are mercilessly slapped aside by the two brothers.

Goooo!

The two owl brothers lowered their heads and used their sharp beaks to goug a few times on the hare's head, and the hare's legs kicked off the flame completely.

After confirming that the rabbit was dead, the Eagle Owl brothers dragged the rabbit to Li Hongbing to claim credit.

Because in the past, every time prey was caught and sent to the old house, if the injury was minor, the owner would release the prey. From where did the animals catch the prey, they would kill them first.

Save yourself catching and letting go, let go and catch.

Li Hongbing picked up the dead hares, not to mention they were quite fat, each weighing about four to five catties.

Cuckoo!
Seeing the prey in her beak, the female eagle owl cooed angrily around the two eagle owl brothers. She didn't want to annoy the two eagle owl brothers, so relying on her strength, she pressed the female eagle owl to the ground On the ground, the wings flapped toward the head.

Pump the female horned owl directly.

Lying on the ground, not daring to move, let out a desolate cry.

"What are you two doing! Let go." Seeing this, Li Hongbing threw the rabbit out of his hand, and smashed the eagle owl brothers to pieces.

The female eagle owl took the opportunity to get up, dragged her wings and ran behind Li Hongbing, cooing.

On the other hand, the brothers Liuda Owl had a dazed look on their faces, with big innocent and wronged eyes.

Li Hongbing asked angrily, "My daughter-in-law knows how to shoot birds even before she enters the house, and she is so ruthless, who did you two learn from, tell me!"

The two brothers Liuda Xiao timidly cast their eyes on Li Hongbing, and made a cooing sound from their mouths.

Learned from the master, the master beat the mistress at night.

What!
Li Hongbing's expression suddenly became stiff and he was speechless.

How to explain this, how to explain it.

After a moment of silence, I could only pretend to be stupid, and sternly scolded the two owl brothers, "My wife is for love, not for beating. If you dare to fight again in the future, the wings will be broken by you two, do you hear me?"

Cuckoo!
The two brothers, Liuda Owl, nodded in aggrieved haste.

"That's right." After cleaning up the eagle owl, Li Hongbing looked at the other animals on the rice field, "Remember, we are all a family, we are not allowed to fight, if you have the ability to fight outside, it's nothing to beat your own people."

The sun peeked out from the mist, shooting streaks of golden light over the rice fields.

Seeing that it was almost time, Li Hongbing was about to go up the mountain to collect herbs.

Before leaving, he confessed to Shan Xing through the window, "Xing'er, breakfast is stuffed in the pot, I'll go to the mountains to get some medicine first, and when I get back, we'll go to Old Ou's house to pick up Anna, and burn the bottom of the pot along the way."

I heard Shanxing's weak response in the house.

Li Hongbing smiled triumphantly, and walked out the door with the silly baby.

Come to the village.

It is obvious that the atmosphere has become different. Usually, under the old persimmon tree at the entrance of the village, the elderly in the village can always be seen chatting together.

But there was no one there, and when they met the villagers, they hurriedly said hello and ran away, as if there was a fire burning their buttocks, for fear of walking slowly.

what's the situation?
Just when Li Hongbing was at a loss, Xiucai raised a small red flag, followed by a group of tourists wearing hats, coming from the entrance of the village.

Xiucai was wearing a white Chinese tunic suit, a forward hat, and waving a small red flag. He introduced to the group of tourists behind him sternly, and his dialect version of Mandarin was hot to hear.

"Please come with me, everyone. I'll take you to visit the information desk in Caogou Village. Usually when we look for fellow villagers in our village, we will use the parrot on the information desk to pass messages. This custom has been passed down in our village for hundreds of years."

The group of tourists also looked like they had never seen the world, and they gave bursts of admiration. They followed the scholar to the messenger platform under the old persimmon tree. Two parrots with big hair and two hairs held their heads high, and the umbrella crest on their heads stood up high.

"Everyone, please look in Jieli, Jie is Da Mao, Jie is Er Mao." Xiucai pointed to the two parrots on the wooden platform.

"It's not a big white cockatoo. It's a braggart. It's been passed down in your village for hundreds of years." A young man in the team sneered.

Xiucai seemed to have experienced this kind of situation before, turning his head to Big Mao and Er Mao, switching dialects in a calm manner, "Show this bastard, he looks down on you two."

Big Mao and Er Mao immediately spread their wings and faced the tourists, "Strong, strong, strong hand towel baby, slowly getting stronger on the back step of the little boy, you all keep silent, hurry up and catch him."

Clap clap clap!

The group of tourists applauded excitedly. Although they knew that the two parrots sang a nursery rhyme about throwing handkerchiefs, it was interesting to hear their strong rural accents and clear speech.

Li Hongbing who was standing not far away was speechless.

From whom did Da Mao and Er Mao learn the local dialect, many words that he didn't even know, and even the older generation in the village didn't speak that way anymore.

"When you see Muyou, Jie is capable. Jie and the two birds can not only pass messages, but also imitate human speech. If you don't believe me, you can try it!" Xiucai said proudly standing beside him.

"Let me come, the great white cockatoo is very poor at speaking." The young man who had just questioned walked out of the team.

Came under the wooden platform, facing Da Mao and Er Mao, deliberately said in the dialect of his hometown, "It's been a long time since I saw you, how are you doing? How are the people in the house?"

After finishing speaking, he looked at the scholar triumphantly.

What was he talking about?

Xiucai was stunned, and couldn't speak Mandarin well, let alone understand Yangcheng dialect.

"They can learn to talk, why don't they talk!" The young man looked pale.

The scholar understood this sentence, and quickly took out a handful of peanuts from his pocket, "Let it learn to talk, if you want to buy peanuts, they won't talk without peanuts, 5 yuan a piece."

what!
Sure enough, cheating money, and now the hearts of the people in the countryside are broken!

I don't know where I got two big white cockatoos to deceive people.

See how I expose you!
The young man took out 5 yuan and handed it to the scholar, took the peanuts and put them on the wooden platform.

Meet Peanuts.

Da Mao Er Mao's eyes lit up, and he spoke immediately.

"Long time no see, how are you doing? How are the people in the house?"

Not only the pronunciation is exactly the same, but even the tone of voice is exactly the same.

The tourists under the tree were stunned.

The same young man was even more stunned. He deliberately used the old Yangcheng dialect, which most people could not understand, let alone learn.

But the two parrots actually spoke verbatim, and felt more orthodox than what they said.

Oh My God!!
(End of this chapter)