Druid's Country Retirement

Chapter 377 Elopement
"Open current limit, oppose for three days!"

"Open current limit, oppose for three days!"

"Open current limit, oppose for three days!"

Early in the morning, the villagers had never seen such a scene. If it was an ordinary fight in the countryside, it would be nothing more than a crowd of tourists standing together in a big way, making everyone feel embarrassed.

"Uncle Red Soldier, Uncle Red Soldier, something serious happened!"

Chunsheng's yelling sounded from the old house's rice field.

Li Hongbing put on his gown, yawned and walked out of the main room.

"What do you call early in the morning?"

"Uncle Red Soldier, something serious happened. The group of tourists gathered together and said that the flow limit must be opened, and the three-day stay period should be cancelled, otherwise they will not leave!"

"They dared to turn the sky upside down!"

Li Hongbing put on his clothes, turned his head to talk to the back room, walked under the old oak tree, and looked up at the budgerigars squatting on the branches.

"Find an ear that will bring the dogs to me."

Whoa!

The budgies flapped their wings and soared into the sky, flying towards the meadow.

Compared with the two cockatoos who only stayed home and never returned, this group of budgerigars were much more obedient, they didn’t need to be fed, they could find food by themselves, and they didn’t make trouble when they returned home.

Seeing those birds fly away obediently, Chun Sheng felt indescribable envy. There were rumors in the village that Uncle Hongbing was the reincarnation of the mountain god. Otherwise, how could he talk to animals and understand their words?

soon.

Another large group of dogs appeared, and there were more than 30 of them. Except for the newly added earth dogs last night, the other fighting dogs were all fat and strong, and they were vicious.

The two came to the village with a pack of dogs, and the deafening shouts of opening and current restriction resounded through the sky.

"Give way!" Li Hongbing patted the tourists on the road.

The tourist was chanting slogans when he noticed that someone was patting him and shook his shoulders. After being photographed again, he turned around and said impatiently.

"Who is it, boring?"

He didn't dare to say the following words, dozens of pairs of ferocious dog eyes stared at him, especially the four dogs that looked like wolves, the wolf eyes like cold light showed a touch of scarlet.

"I don't know how to give way, fellow, you go first!!" The tourist changed his words, nodded and bowed to give way, and at the same time felt relieved that he had reacted to the situation.

Walk all the way, shoot all the way, give way all the way.

The crowded alleyway made it easy for Li Hongbing to walk to the small square.

Chunsheng murmured enviously, "People rely on dog power."

"If you dare to scold the village chief, your bonus this month will be deducted!" Li Hongbing, who was walking in front, said in a confused manner, which made Chunsheng's liver tremble with fear.

Uncle Hongbing can not only talk like a dog, but also has dog ears, so he can hear him in such a low voice, so he can't gossip about Uncle Hongbing behind his back in the future.

No, Uncle Hongbing said my bonus was deducted this month.

Damn!

My bad mouth.

According to Uncle Red Soldier's extravagant temperament, the bonus must be quite a lot.

Chunsheng fell into self-blame and regret.

Li Hongbing walked into the small square with the dogs and looked up at the stage. Jianjun was being torn apart by several tourists, and his face suddenly turned ugly. Fortunately, there was a football match last night, otherwise the dogs would definitely be unleashed to attack.

Immediately, anger surged into his dantian and he roared.

"What are you doing!"

Wang Wang Wang!
With one ear cooperating, he led the dogs to bark wildly. Compared with Li Hongbing's shouts, the dogs seemed to have a greater deterrent effect.

The tourists gathered in the small square were frightened and backed away.

After all, making trouble is a small matter, and being bitten by a dog is nothing more than a loss.

Li Hongbing jumped onto the stage in twos and threes, followed closely by four wolf dogs, and surrounded the stage with a pack of dogs in one ear.

He stretched out his arms and gently pulled at the tourists who hit them. They fell to the ground like bowling pins and somersaulted several times, looking at Jianjun, whose clothes were in messy clothes.

"It's okay!"

Jianjun shook his head, "Brother, they caused trouble, saying that the current limit is illegal, and asked the village to cancel it."

illegal! ! !
Li Hongbing laughed, this is the first time I heard that current limit is illegal.

Looking up at the sky, two drones were circling above, and I felt certain.

Picking up the microphone that fell to the ground, he tapped it a few times.

The horns hanging from the old persimmon tree thumped.

Walking to the edge of the stage, Li Hongbing looked at Wu Yaya's head and picked up the microphone.

"I am the village head of Caogou Village, why did you gather a crowd to make trouble?"

Immediately someone in the crowd shouted.

"We are not making trouble. We think the tourist limit set by your village is illegal. Why can you only stay for three days? Why do you need to make an appointment online."

"Well, your question is very good." Li Hongbing nodded, suddenly took the microphone away, and whispered to Dahua who was squatting beside him, "Hua, remember the person who is speaking."

Dahua scanned the crowd with his frightening blue eyes and nodded.

This bastard village chief holds a grudge!
Settle accounts after autumn.

I thought we couldn't hear if the microphone was removed!
The tourists in the audience cursed secretly.

To be honest, if the village hadn't announced the restrictions on the number of tourists and the condition that they could only stay for three days, who would gather crowds to make trouble.

Since entering this village, I feel comfortable smelling the fragrance of flowers. I obviously feel that my physical and mental state are very good, which can be seen from sleeping, and the big pot stew made in the village is also delicious.

Three days is not enough!
It takes at least 30 days.

In the morning, there were people connecting together. One person's strength is limited, and everyone must work together to overturn this illegal regulation and give tourists a world of freedom.

How can Li Hongbing not know what these people are thinking, but you stay in the latrine and let the people behind you shit.

He raised the microphone and continued speaking.

"Is the environment of our village good?"

"it is good!"

"Is the food in our village delicious?"

"good to eat!"

"The flowers in our village are not fragrant!"

"fragrant!"

When the emotions of the audience were aroused, Li Hongbing changed the subject.

"Since the environment is good, the food is delicious, and the flowers are fragrant, why don't you leave after playing? Our Caogou Village is very small and cannot accommodate so many people. If you don't leave, the tourists behind will not be able to come in. Why do you just It can always be dominated."

"Go out and see how many cars are blocked under Chaotian Rock. Everyone is here to play. Is it fair to them?"

The voice was impassioned, well-founded, and directly stunned the audience.

And the drone hovering in the sky also broadcast this passage through the camera and broadcast it live on the Shaking Hand platform. At the same time, there is a small window to play the crowded scene under Chaotianyan.

In the live broadcast room, netizens unanimously condemned the tourists who occupied the position.

"That's right, why can't you come out after playing, how will the people behind get in."

"This is selfishness, occupying the latrine and not shitting."

"I hate this kind of tourists the most. This year's May Day is also like this. They have finished all the fun, but they just won't come out, making me wait for a long time."

"Support current limiting, support for three days."

Seeing that no one in the audience made a sound, Li Hongbing continued.

"The decision of three days was decided by our village after discussion. After all, Caogou Village is not big, three days is enough for you to finish playing, so please go home early and spend more time with your family, wouldn't it be good?"

"Village Chief Li, I really want to stay in your village for a few more days. After a few days, my neurasthenia will be cured." A tourist raised his hand timidly.

Other tourists also followed suit and played the emotional card.

"Yeah! My anxiety attacks are much better too."

"I have a heart disease and I feel uncomfortable every morning. I haven't had it since I moved into the village. Can we stay here for a few more days?"

"I usually have poor sleep quality and always dream at night. I lived in Caogou Village and slept until dawn."

Unfortunately, these tricks didn't work against Li Hongbing at all.

As long as a person lives in Caogou Village, not to mention that he is sick, at least he can have good auxiliary curative effect.

The tourist flow limit and the three-day residence time will not be changed.

"Sorry, I know you have various reasons, but the rules are the rules, I suggest you enjoy these three days of good time, after all, you have already enjoyed it in advance!"

"By the way, those of you who just hit those people have been blacklisted by Caogou Village. Please leave Caogou Village as soon as possible."

"Also, don't try to cause trouble in the village. Our village has a professional dog patrol."

After speaking, the microphone was thrown to Jianjun who was still in a daze.

Long Yang away.

Countless bullet screens popped up in the live broadcast room in an instant.

"So handsome!"

"Domineering village chief."

"This is the village tyrant, the village tyrant!"

And the tourists in the small square and the alleyway all had mournful faces, and there was really no way to object to the unchangeable rules.

Even if you have money and power, it seems to be of no use in this small village hidden in the mountains.

forget it!
As the village chief Li said, he has been playing for several days, and he is much luckier than those unlucky people who are stuck outside.

The crowd dispersed.

And the few beating tourists shouted slogans for unity, but no one paid attention.

We just opposed the regulations, and didn't say we would hit people.

You deserve to be kicked out of the village.

After the flow restriction incident was resolved, Li Hongbing returned to work, answering questions for tourists earnestly, without the arrogance and arrogance of the stage just now.

At the same time, because of the live broadcast, those sick tourists shared their feelings, not only did the popularity of Caogou Village not decrease, but the online reservations rose rapidly. At present, the last one has reached more than 5 people.

three days later.

The first wave of tourists reluctantly left, stepping back and forth.

The congestion in the village has gradually improved.

According to the current situation, Caogou Village can still accommodate 1000 people.

And the income of the villagers has not decreased, but has been on the rise. After all, there are too many people to spend money, and when there are few people, everyone has the opportunity to buy some local products and taste rural dishes.

late at night.

The street lights in the village are scattered, the trees are faintly shadowed, and the dark green hills are far away. At first glance, a thick splash-ink landscape painting is quietly laid out in front of you.

A figure appeared in the alley, holding a bag in his hand. He kept walking through the alleys of Caogou Village. After taking a few steps, he would stop, raise his hand and scatter something.

Crunch!

The gate of a house opened, and the black figure quickly hid in the shadows.

The villager took a basin of water, poured it into the gurgling ditch in front of the door, and closed the door muttering.

"Pouring water in the middle of the night, I don't know how to pour water into the vegetable field, it's shameful to waste it."

Li Hongbing poked his head out cautiously, seeing that there was no movement at the courtyard door, then he came out, reached out and grabbed a handful of flower seeds from the cloth bag on his waist, and scattered them among the flowers beside the alley.

Walk all the way, sprinkle all the way, until the whole village is run, and the bag is empty, and then set foot on the way home.

For the past three days, Li Hongbing had to come to do this behavior every night in the middle of the night.

Because the tourists left, but they also took a lot of flowers and plants with them, making the flower fields in the village look like skin sores, with one piece missing in the east and one in the west.

For this reason, Li Hongbing arranged several dogs at the entrance of the village to be responsible for checking the departing tourists. As long as they smelled the fragrance of flowers, they would hand over the stolen flowers and plants.

Remedy flowers at night and meadows during the day.

In order to provide fodder for the livestock for the winter, Li Hongbing rode his horse around the meadow every day, spreading his original power into the meadow.

Needless to say, after being nourished by the power of the source, the wild grass grows wildly, knee-deep in three days, and there are many wild animals, especially hares and pheasants that can be seen from time to time.

But these three days also made Li Hongbing exhausted, and he didn't have time to play. Even Shan Xing began to wonder if there was someone outside, or he would go out in the middle of the night and come back covered in sweat.

Wrong!

If it weren't for being the village head, the ghost would be willing to worry about it at night.

Li Hongbing was full of grievances.

Fortunately, Chunsheng and Jianjun have been trained by precepts and deeds these days, and they can basically handle the big and small things in the village.

Thinking that you can start to be lazy tomorrow.

Li Hongbing smiled and stretched his hand into the warm bed.

Play overtime.

Whoa whoa! !

The colorful rooster jumped onto the roof and crowed on time.

Tell Caogou Village that a new day is coming.

"Brother, wake up, we're going to be late!" Shan Xing lightly pushed and pushed Li Hongbing, who was soundly asleep, but was unexpectedly dragged into the bed by Li Hongbing, and had a morning exercise.

"Forgot to make breakfast!"

After the morning exercise, the two enjoyed a pleasant time.

Suddenly, Shan Xing sat up straight, looked out the window at Da Liang, turned around and pinched the soft flesh of Li Hongbing's waist, and with those watery eyes, angrily scolded the villain beside him.

"It's all your fault, I didn't even cook."

Li Hongbing lazily stretched his waist, and hugged the angry Shan Xing into his arms, "If you don't do it, you don't do it. The silly boy is not at home, and Anna is not at home. Just a silly apprentice. Let her go to the cafeteria to eat by herself."

"You still know Anna, I thought you forgot!" Shan Xing pinched Li Hongbing again with hatred.

"She said I'm a bad father, what can I do, and besides, she had a good time at Lao Ou's house." Li Hongbing was among the depressed group, the little padded jacket leaked air early, and then pressed the mountain apricot into the quilt.

"If there is a big leak, let's make one that doesn't leak."

"It's daytime."

Shan Xing could no longer say the next words.

Outside the window, a group of animals squatted on the rice field eagerly, and the empty bowls in front of them were cold.

Got it!
Make enough food and clothing by yourself, and make a living by yourself!

The princess, who has long been used to it, knew that she would not be able to eat this morning, so she took the two cubs over the courtyard wall and went to the meadow to look for food.

The same is true for Dahua. The meadow eats a lot these days, and there are fat rabbits everywhere. One bite down, the mouth is full of meat.

The panda fox curled his lips and sneaked towards the fruit trees.

noon.

The shameless Li Hongbing helped Shan Xing out of the room, and the old house was very quiet, which seemed extraordinarily quiet.

On a whim, Li Hongbing suddenly said to Shan Xing.

"Xing'er, let's elope, ride on the three bungee, go to see the silly baby, and travel all over the country."

elopement! !
Shan Xing was quite moved, but there were a lot of things going on inside and outside the house, so she left without saying a word.

"The house."

"Don't worry about it at home, they can support themselves, leave a note later, let's go!"

Li Hongbing picked up the apricot violently, strode up to Sanbangzi, and gently put the apricot into the cart.

Find a piece of paper on which it says [My father eloped, I won’t serve you anymore, what’s the matter with you, don’t come to me, come back when you’ve had enough fun! 】

Notes hanging from tree branches.

Riding on the three bungee, the door is not locked, and the accelerator is stepped up to rush out of the old house.

What a bullshit village chief.

What bullshit tourism.

What bullshit to make money.

I want to live a life where I can walk whenever I want and run whenever I want.

In the carriage, Shan Xing looked up at Brother Hongbing's angular profile.

Can't help being crazy.

very nice.

The red soldier who went crazy when nothing happened is back.

(End of this chapter)