Druid's Country Retirement

Chapter 415
"It's coming, it's coming, the wedding team is coming, let's fire off the cannons and close the door."

Widow Liu, who was lying on the wall of the courtyard, saw crows flying from the sky, clutching red ribbons, and landed on the courtyard walls, fruit trees, and roofs on both sides of the village lane.

In the blink of an eye, Shan Xing's yard turned into a sea of ​​red.

All the sisters-in-law, aunts in the room, and even Shan Xing ran out of the room.

"My grandpa is my grandpa, and even getting married involves such a big fight."

"Comparing people with each other will lead to death. When my man married me, he carried three kilograms of pork."

"Eat enough. Your parents' family can still receive pork. Fu Sheng deceived me without giving anything. When I returned to my parents' house with a big belly, my father and brother were so angry that they almost broke his legs."

"If that doesn't work, you can marry me again and let Uncle Hong Bing take you back as well."

"If you want to die, you will marry me, and I will warm the bed for Uncle Red Soldier. Your man is not at home anyway."

Listening to the sisters-in-law chirping and telling dirty jokes, Shan Xing's happy eyes narrowed into crescent moons.

The Queen looked at the joyful courtyard with envy, thinking that Li Hongbing agreed to her dating An Sheng and would hold such a wedding in Caogou Village in the future.

Crackling!

Firecrackers sounded outside the yard.

The wedding team has arrived at the door.

The ladies didn't care about chatting and quickly blocked the door tightly.

Uncle Hong Bing is rich!
This time, no matter what, the big ones will be taken advantage of, and the door will not open until the red envelope is full.

The village alleys were crowded with wedding teams.

The trumpet team played festive tunes hard.

Li Hongbing got off his horse, walked to the courtyard door, and reached out to knock on the door.

"Who is it?" the old lady at the door asked with a smile.

"I, Li Hongbing!"

"What are you doing here?"

"Marry a wife!"

"Who is your wife?"

"Myolie."

After the formal questioning, the old lady behind the door started acting like a monster.

"We have tao'er, chrysanthemum, jujube, apple, and persimmon here, but we don't have xing'er. Why don't we marry someone else? We can still use it tonight."

Li Hongbing shook his head and smiled bitterly. The voice was explicit and harsh. When he heard it, he knew it was Widow Liu, and she was the only one who dared to say that.

Sanpao took out a stack of red envelopes and stuffed them in along the seam of the threshold, "Sisters-in-law, this is a red envelope. Receive it and open the door."

When the women at the door saw the red envelope, they grabbed it with quick eyes and hands. Some of them opened it immediately and were surprised when they saw the red pages inside.

"Hey, Uncle Hong Bing is still generous, and the red envelopes are always 100 yuan."

Those who didn't get it looked annoyed.

That's 100 yuan. Usually when you get married in rural areas, the red envelope you receive is usually [-] cents. If you have a rich family, it's only [-] yuan at most. If you stuff a hundred yuan like this, the only red envelope in the entire forest area is grand.

Widow Liu was so busy teasing the groom that she didn't see the red envelope stuffed into the crack of the door, so naturally she didn't grab it.

My heart suddenly became upset.

I've been working hard for a long time, and I'll make a contribution to you with the light.

I heard a knock at the door outside.

He quickly stopped the sisters-in-law who were about to open the door and said in a low voice, "These are only a few red envelopes. Uncle Red Soldier has money. Let's continue to block. Everyone must get at least ten or eight. Make an agreement first, and then stuff the red envelopes for me to keep." indivual!"

When the other sisters-in-law heard this, they thought it was this Liha.

It's still early anyway, and no one can get married without spending a long time.

Moreover, it is the custom of the groom to make trouble in the forest area. No matter how much trouble is made, the groom cannot be angry or settle old scores.

Under the temptation of the big red envelope, the sisters-in-law started driving their cars one by one.

"Officer Groom, I want to ask you something!"

"Say!" Li Hongbing felt something was wrong. The old ladies in the door were playing tricks.

"Are you getting along with the bride? You must tell the truth today."

".Better off!"

"That day when I came back from hunting wild boars in the mountains, Myolie walked like a duck the next day. Is it because of you? Is Myolie unable to resist you alone?"

Li Hongbing grimaced, wondering how to answer this question. He turned around to look for the groomsmen for help, but saw that these guys had gossipy faces. He pricked up his ears and listened with interest.

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Who are you with?

Li Hongbing was so angry that he kicked Sanpao and pointed at the crack of the door.

I'm not the only one listening, why are you kicking me?

Sanpao reluctantly took out a stack of red envelopes and stuffed them into the crack of the door.

I saw another red envelope stuffed in.

The old ladies behind the door immediately smiled like flowers. This time they took the red envelope and gave it to those who had not grabbed it earlier, and then divided the spoils among the rest.

Widow Liu held the red envelope and looked at the door proudly, indicating that it was your turn to take action after I finished my work.

The other old ladies are gearing up one by one.

"Groom, you and Xing'er spend the whole night trying to decide whether the front half is black or the back half is black!"

"Groom Officer, your evening"

"new"

All the gentlemen outside the courtyard were dumbfounded. These old ladies were so courageous, they dared to ask anything!
All the gossip eyes turned to Li Hongbing.

Uncle Hongbing, you are right!

Everyone is waiting to hear it!

Li Hongbing's nose was almost crooked with anger.

Call him an uncle.

If you really tell anyone, you will get married today and become a gossip tomorrow.

Otherwise, they won't be allowed in.

Let me climb the wall to the head office!
He spit into the palm of his hand, rubbed it, looked at the two-meter-high courtyard wall in front of him, jumped hard, and scraped up the wall.

Ok!

The groom and the groom were all climbing up the wall, and the groomsmen looked at each other to see what they were doing.

up chant.

Inside the door, a group of old women were lying on the crack of the door and peering out.

What's going on?

You’re all so exaggerated, yet you haven’t even included a red envelope!
At this time, sister-in-law Wang Qian, who was watching the excitement in the courtyard, smiled and pointed at the courtyard wall to remind her loudly.

"Stop blocking the door, the groom is going to climb over the wall!"

What!
Over the wall!

The old women who blocked the door quickly ran back to the courtyard and saw Li Hongbing and a group of people sitting on the courtyard wall.

Can't let them come down.

Otherwise, the red envelope will be wasted.

So, a group of old ladies headed by Widow Liu ran to the base of the courtyard wall, and Li Hongbing saw that the best man group and the group of relatives and friends were also in place, so he waved his hand.

Jump!
More than a dozen men jumped down at the same time, and below, Widow Liu led the women in the village to push up.

Back and forth, the two groups mingled together, pushing and pulling, creating a chaotic mess.

The people watching the excitement cheered and ate melon seeds.

Sudden.

Widow Liu suddenly shouted in the crowd.

"Whoever caught me is the one who caught me."

Whoa!

The two groups separated instantly. The men looked at each other and saw evil smiles in each other's eyes.

"Widow Liu, don't talk nonsense!" Li Hongbing walked out with a head full of cockleburs.

"I'm talking nonsense!" Widow Liu pinched her waist and pushed out her chest. "Look, there are dog paw prints on it. You didn't scratch it, but I rubbed it myself." The men snickered and hurriedly He put his hands behind his back and wiped off the dirt and dust from climbing over the wall.

The women spat secretly and hurriedly wiped away the slap marks on their bodies. There were so many people and so many people taking advantage of them just now.

But this is just a fuss during a wedding. As long as it doesn't go too far, just treat it as a blessing. I heard that some villagers got married and the bridesmaids were dragged into the house and fucked.

Li Hongbing looked at the obvious palm prints on Widow Liu's chest, and pointed at her gown in aggrieved manner.

"You two are just two, look at me, you are so mean, your crotch is about to be scratched!"

Everyone's eyes turned to where Li Hongbing was talking.

It was obvious that the groom was wearing a red gown, but the dirt on the crotch of his trousers covered the background of the clothes.

"It's gone, it's gone! Hurry and pick up Myolie." Widow Liu dusted off the dust on her chest with a guilty conscience, turned around and winked at the other old ladies in the village.

I can’t get the red envelope.

But it feels really big, like a mallet.

Myolie is really blessed.

Talk about it, talk about it, make trouble.

Li Hongbing hurriedly tidied up his messy wedding clothes, but the numerous cockleburs on his head caused a lot of laughter.

The groom has climbed over the courtyard wall, so there is no need to guard the courtyard gate anymore.

The door opens.

Let the wedding team come in.

The playing team was even more energetic.

After learning that Shan Xing's parents were gone, Yang Ganma took the initiative to take over the important responsibilities of her parents and became part of her natal family, while Ouyang Hua and Wang Qian naturally became the eldest brother and sister-in-law.

Dakui walked into the courtyard gate, raised his hands, and the troupe immediately stopped playing. Then Dakui walked to the steps of the main room, raised his hands in all directions and sang.

"The bride came to welcome the bride, and the sound of firecrackers shook the earth. Men, women, and children came to watch, laughing and joking."

But Shan Xing knew that the guest was Uncle Yandai, so he walked forward, bowed his hands to the wedding procession, and sang back.

"A blue cloud rises in the east, two red clouds bloom in the south. Three white clouds rise in the west, and four black clouds bloom in the north. The yellow clouds in the center are all colorful, and boys and girls come to worship. Step into the Dragon Gate to give birth to a noble son, and bring glory and wealth. "

After both parties finished singing, Da Kui and Uncle Yandai bowed to each other and saluted each other. This step of calling the door was the end.

The bride's family brought stools, cigarettes, wine and tea to entertain the groom's guests.

The two intellectuals walked aside and whispered.

As for what to talk about, it has been arranged in advance.

Now it's just a show and go through the process.

After all, when we arrive at the woman’s house, the man in charge will discuss it with the woman’s house leader and arrange the following procedures.

The eldest sister and the second sister walked into the room carrying gold and silver jewelry. This is also the rule. The man mainly welcomes women from his relatives to the bride's boudoir to take care of the bride.

Once the door is closed, there will be no bad habit of the best man knocking on the door and the bridesmaid blocking the door, because the door call is also called the prime minister's door or the recognition of the door.

It means that the bridegroom meets the official to recognize the family. Now for the sake of excitement, it has been changed to bumping into the door. On the wedding day, it means bumping into the door and adding trouble.

Moreover, the main event in rural areas is at night, and the climax is the wedding ceremony at night.

The people who make trouble in the wedding ceremony are basically the groom's friends and buddies, and the parents are not around. Some people make trouble for the bride, some make trouble for the bridesmaid, and some go too far. In short, it is a disaster.

Li Hongbing walked into the room with a smile surrounded by his best men.

Shan Xing was wearing a phoenix crown and a hare, and she was as beautiful as a fairy, sitting upright on the bed. When she saw Li Hongbing, happiness and sweetness overflowed from her eyes.

The house was filled with happy words, red lanterns, and various dowries. A piece of red paper was posted prominently on the wall, with a list of [-] yuan from her parents' dowry written in calligraphy on it.

A set of villas in Binjiang Garden in the provincial capital.

One car.

TV Three.

One central air conditioner.

Six sets of four-season quilts.

refrigerator
washing machine.
There was a long list of words written on the gift list, and Ouyang Hua next to him raised his chin proudly.

"A married girl from my Ouyang family cannot be shabby."

Ah!
This is a demonstration!

Tell the groom's official that the bride also has a natal family.

Li Hongbing curled his lips and smiled, leading Anna to Shan Xing.

"Mother Xing'er, you are so beautiful today. These are the flowers I picked for you!"

Anna raised the bouquet of wild flowers in her hand. Although they were not as gorgeous as when they were first picked, they were still the most beautiful in Almond's eyes.

Because Anna called her mother!
"Good Ni'er, so beautiful!" Shan Xing had tears in her eyes as she took the wild flower and held Anna in her arms.

Sister-in-law Wang Qian took out a pair of red high heels and said with a smile, "Go and put the shoes on Myolie, I won't bother you anymore!"

Li Hongbing smiled, took the shoes and knelt down on one knee.

Hold Shan Xing's feet and put on the shoes.

When Shan Xing saw Li Hongbing's head, he felt distressed and asked, "Who is so wicked and gets so many cow lice?"

"Tie Dan and Le Tou are two bastards. We'll take care of them after they get married."

Putting on their shoes, the two walked hand in hand to the main room.

Yang Ganma was sitting in the middle hall, looking at the two newcomers in front of her with a kind face. Shan Xing was her goddaughter whom she recognized shamelessly. She originally wanted to use this relationship to get in touch with Li Hongbing.

But after chatting with Shan Xing, I fell more and more in love with this girl who looked weak but was actually stubborn. Instead, she became less utilitarian and accepted her as my goddaughter sincerely.

And when Shan Xing got married, she stepped forward to become a mother, which officially announced to the outside world that Shan Xing would be the second daughter of the Ouyang family.

"mom!"

"mom!"

Li Hongbing and Shan Xing knelt down in front of Yang Ganma and kowtowed, especially Shan Xing with tears in her eyes.

"Hey, get up quickly, the ground is cold!" Yang Ganma pulled Shan Xing up distressedly, held Shan Xing's hand, and said caringly, "When you get married in the future, if the red soldiers bully you, you can go to your brother. , If your brother can’t do it, then look for your father!”

"!!!" Li Hongbing knelt aside in embarrassment, neither getting up nor getting up.

Ouyang Hua's eyes narrowed with a smile, and he quietly tapped his toes to signal to get up quickly.

"It's time to eat glutinous rice balls! After eating glutinous rice balls, the whole family will be reunited."

Sister-in-law Wang Qian brought over two bowls of glutinous rice balls, which finally resolved the awkwardness.

Li Hongbing hurriedly sent out a thick red envelope, which was specially prepared.

Next is the photo session.

In reality, the newlyweds took photos with their natal family and relatives, while Dakui was busy greeting those who did not take photos, and carried the dowry prepared by her natal family.

At this time.

Uncle Mu Mu asked someone to bring a bluestone slab and put it at the door, and put a chair in front of the bluestone slab.

After taking the photos, Shan Xing stepped on the bluestone and sat on a chair. Yang Ganma brought a tray to the bride.

The tray is filled with scattered red leaves, and the mountain apricots are caught three times, which means that there will be money to spend after marriage.

Stepping on the bluestone means not stepping on your natal land that day.

It's almost time to meet.

Dakui shouted loudly, "On a good day, the bride is going out!"

Firecrackers crackled outside the yard.

Yang Ganma's eyes were red, she picked up a red hijab embroidered with mandarin ducks and put it on the mountain apricot head.

"Daughter, get married and live a happy life!"

Ouyang Hua walked to the bluestone slab, squatted down, and carried Shan Xing on his back.

Originally there was a water-splashing session, where Shan Xing walked out and her parents-in-law had to carry a basin of water and throw it outside. However, this session was strongly opposed by Li Hongbing and the Ouyang family.

What does a married girl mean by throwing out water?

Pure bullshit.

Wait until the bride is carried out the door.

Baizui led the crows, grabbed the red ribbon and flew away.

The sky is filled with festive red.

(End of this chapter)