Druid's Country Retirement

Chapter 422 Earthworks
"Compendium of Materia Medica" records that sweet potatoes are good medicine, replenishing deficiency, replenishing qi and strength, strengthening the spleen and stomach, and strengthening kidney yin.

Although sweet potatoes are good, don’t eat too much.

Eating too much sweet potatoes can easily cause abdominal distension, heartburn, pantothenic acid, and even epigastric pain. Therefore, it is not advisable to eat too much. People with dampness blocking the spleen and stomach, qi stagnation, and food accumulation should eat with caution.

Li Hongbing had the help of his original power and could digest no matter how much he ate, but his two brothers-in-law and Fang Wanda couldn't. After eating sweet potatoes, they ate potatoes again, and the two high-starch foods reacted in the stomach.

Various symptoms such as abdominal bloating, heartburn, burping, nausea, and flatulence may occur.

The three of them were neither sitting nor standing, holding their stomachs, burping, and farting.

My parents and sisters came from the kitchen looking for a sound. Seeing the unfortunate appearance of the three of them, they quickly asked what happened. When they learned that they were full of sweet potatoes, they got angry and scolded them for what they deserved.

After scolding the three of them, he pointed the finger at Li Hongbing again, blaming him for not looking at his brother-in-law.

Blame me!
Li Hongbing curled his lips, put the discarded sweet potato peels and potato peels on the ground into a shovel, and placed the shovel on the brazier.

Soon, a plume of black smoke rose from the shovel.

The sweet potato peels and skins were burned to ashes, and Shan Xing brought a pot of hot water to make a pot of dark soup with the ashes and water.

"Here, this is Hijifang digestion tea. One bowl per person. Drink more, otherwise you won't be able to sleep at night."

The two brothers-in-law and Fang Wanda looked at a basin of black garbage water, covering their mouths and shaking their heads.

But no matter how hard he persisted, he still couldn't bear the death stares of the two sisters. He held the digestion tea in frustration and drank it forcefully from the bowl with his teeth bared.

Seeing that everyone was drinking, Fang Wanda felt it was inappropriate not to drink, so she had to hold her nose and drink a bowl.

Not long after drinking.

The three of them held their stomachs at the same time, hunched their waists, and ran to the toilet in a hurry, but there was only one pit in the toilet.

Fang Wanda, who was young and didn't care about shareholders or not, was the first to rush into the toilet. The two brothers-in-law instantly showed expressions of collapse and stood at the door of the toilet, standing around anxiously.

"You two are stupid! You won't go outside." Li Hongbing smiled and pointed in the direction of the courtyard door.

The two brothers-in-law's eyes lit up, they turned around and ran out of the yard.

"Wait a minute." As soon as Li Hongbing remembered something, the two brothers-in-law disappeared in a flash. He only said half of the words, "I didn't take the paper."

Li Hongbing turned to look at his two sisters, who turned around and walked back to the kitchen to continue making dumplings, expressing their love with actions. I couldn't afford to lose that person.

Got it!
Don't care.

I don't care either.

Li Hongbing picked up the documents that fell on the ground and flipped through them boredly.

When Fang Wanda walked out refreshed, she no longer looked like a social elite in suits and ties when she entered.

Li Hongbing pointed to the annual and monthly fee items on the document and said earnestly.

"Xiao Fang, I want to remind you something. It will snow in the forest area in November. The roads in and out of the mountainous area are not easy to walk at that time. If the snow is heavy, the mountain may be closed."

The mountains are closed due to snow!

Fang Wanda's expression changed, "Village Chief Li, how long will the mountain be closed due to heavy snow?"

"Generally speaking, the mountain will be closed from the end of November to March of the next year." Li Hongbing thought for a while.

Nearly 4 months, it takes so long!
Fang Wanda frowned, then relaxed it the next moment.

"The plan needs to be modified and changed to a snow village experience tour in March. I can feel the beauty of nature and enjoy a peaceful life. It will definitely be a hot selling point if I change it."

As expected of those who work in operations, their brains are full of aura.

Li Hongbing nodded with satisfaction, "I don't care how you operate it. You are responsible for it. The matters in Caogou Village cannot be delayed. Jianjun is still not very good at online promotion. You can help him more."

"Okay!" Fang Wanda nodded.

at this time.

The two brothers-in-law returned from a field trip, but their walking posture was particularly awkward, with legs between legs and hips raised, with mixed expressions on their faces. They first checked to see if their wives were present on the rice field, and then ran to Li Hongbing with small steps.

"San'er, come and see what's going on."

"It's so itchy, maybe I was bitten by a poisonous insect."

Li Hongbing looked at his two anxious brothers-in-law with a confused look on his face.

"Tell me clearly what itches and what poisonous insect it is."

"." The eldest brother-in-law looked at Fang Wanda embarrassedly. The latter understood immediately, got up and said he would go back to the village to revise the plan, and left in a hurry.

Now there are only three people left on the rice farm, two brothers-in-law and brother-in-law.

Li Hongbing was impatient, "There's no one around anymore. If you have anything to say, please tell me quickly. Don't delay my rest!"

The eldest brother-in-law looked at the second brother-in-law, his eyes filled with shame and embarrassment.

"San'er, you promise not to tell anyone, and you promise not to laugh." The second brother-in-law looked worried.

Li Hongbing's expression suddenly changed, and he looked at the two brothers-in-law righteously.

"Don't worry, as a professional doctor, you must believe in my professional ethics, value the dignity and privacy of each patient, and will never disclose the patient's condition or ridicule the patient."

really?
The second brother-in-law believes in the professional ethics of doctors, but does not believe in the ethics of his brother-in-law.

But the fart is getting more and more itchy and scratchy.

I can't wait to scrape the skin off with a knife.

"Moji, I'll go back to the house. Call me if you think about it." After that, Li Hongbing pretended to leave.

"Don't look at it!"

The two brothers-in-law turned around, grabbed the waistband of their trousers, and pulled them down.

Li Hongbing looked through the light, and the corners of his mouth slowly cracked, and the grin got bigger and bigger, almost unbearable.

The two big white buttocks had large red spots, papules, and scratches all over.

"Are you okay?" the second brother-in-law asked.

"and many more!"

Li Hongbing silently took out his mobile phone, turned on the camera, set the silent mode for taking pictures, and took pictures of his two brothers-in-law.

Then Qi Luck Dantian turned around and shouted fiercely in the direction of the main room.

"Mom, dad, sister, and brother-in-law are wiping their butts with mulberry leaves!!!"

Gan!
I just know that you don’t do human affairs.

A dog-like person lacks moral integrity and lacks professional ethics. You just guard the basket.

The two brothers-in-law picked up their pants in panic and ran out of the yard on hands and knees. They heard the laughter of their brother-in-law behind them, and they were so embarrassed that they wished they could get through a crack in the ground.

Waiting for dad, mom, two sisters, Shan Xing to come out of the house.

All I saw was Li Hongbing laughing.

"San'er, what's wrong with your brother-in-law?" the second sister asked hurriedly.

"The two of them wiped their buttocks with the hairy leaves, and they turned red. Oops, they made me laugh so hard!" Li Hongbing laughed so hard that he was out of breath and pointed in the direction of the courtyard door.

"You're such a loser, kid!" As a doctor, the second sister knew that her man had an allergic reaction to paper mulberry hair, so she hurriedly chased him out of the yard, with the eldest sister quickly following behind.

The leaves of the paper mulberry tree are covered with tiny thorns. When touched by it, it is no less than the poisonous thorns on the trees in the countryside, causing a burning sting and a maddening itch.

If rural people are in a hurry to go to the toilet, they usually use tung leaves, mulberry leaves, and corn leaves. Anyone who dares to wipe their buttocks with mulberry leaves will be called "Sheng Ye".

"You are still smiling, hurry up and take a look." The father felt sorry for his son-in-law and angrily scolded his unfilial son.

"understood!"

Li Hongbing picked up the hatchet and walked out of the courtyard unsteadily.

I saw the two brothers-in-law lying on the ground at the door, with burning pain and maddening itching coming alternately from their buttocks. They were physically and mentally tortured.

"San'er, please bring the car over quickly. This is an allergy and must be sent to the hospital for treatment." The second sister also panicked.

go to the hospital!
Look down on your brother?

Li Hongbing walked to the woods next to the old house, found the paper tree, cut off a branch, and returned to the courtyard gate to look at his two brothers-in-law.

"If you can move, if you can, go back to the house and I'll make some ointment."

After saying that, he dragged the paper mulberry branches and leaves into the yard, chopped the paper mulberry branches and leaves into pieces, and threw them into the stone mill.

The stone mill turns slowly.

The fragrant green sap slowly flows into the stone trough along the cracks of the millstone.Then grind the branches and leaves into pulp, mix them with the sap, and knead them into a green ointment.

Li Hongbing divided the ointment into two halves and handed them to his two sisters.

"Put this on your vagina and it will be fine tomorrow morning. Remember not to cover your vagina when you sleep."

"Really useful?" The second sister was doubtful.

Li Hongbing looked solemn and spoke sternly.

"Sister, you can doubt my moral character, but you can't doubt my professionalism as a doctor. A doctor's work is related to life, and he must master excellent skills to save lives and heal the wounded."

"If it's still itchy, rub it with a steel wool ball."

The second brother-in-law, who was about to enter the room, paused for a moment.

What my brother-in-law said sounded so familiar!

Facts have proved that Li Hongbing’s earthwork is still very reliable.

As soon as the ointment was applied to the skin, the two brothers-in-law stopped yelling. They felt a chill from the fart, and they felt so comfortable that they couldn't help but cry out.

the next day.

At dawn, the eldest brother-in-law and the second brother-in-law got up, clamoring to pack their things and go back to the city.

Li Hongbing walked out sleepily.

"What are you two doing? It's not even bright yet. We need to leave after breakfast."

The eyes of the two brothers-in-law were red, and their faces were haggard with a pair of panda eyes, and they looked at their brother-in-law with resentment.

It’s your roasted sweet potatoes.

It was you who seduced us into eating.

It was you who made us go outside to poop.

It was you who made us wipe our farts with gooseberry leaves.

You are the one making fun of us.

It was you who made us both naked and freezing all night.

We have a sworn feud with you.

"Humph!"

"Humph!"

Don't talk to your enemies.

The two brothers-in-law snorted coldly and continued to move their luggage outside the yard.

The parents stood up and tried to persuade him for a while, but failed to stop him and glared at their youngest son.

Look what you've done.

Li Hongbing rubbed his nose aggrievedly. This matter had nothing to do with him. They were obviously asking for it.

In fact, the eldest sister and the second sister are also preparing to return to the city.

One is the vice principal and the other is the head of the department. It is not easy to take time out of his busy schedule to attend his younger brother's wedding. The unit is already full of work.

Shan Xing quickly went into the kitchen and made a pot of dumplings.

As the old saying goes, dumplings are on the bus and noodles are off.

After the dumplings were cooked, Shan Xing personally brought them to the two brothers-in-law.

My brother-in-law doesn't have to give face to my brother-in-law, but I have to give him face to my younger siblings. I just feel sorry for my younger siblings for finding such an out-of-touch man.

After sending away the eldest sister and the second sister's family, Shan Xing complained that Li Hongbing had gone too far and what if it hurt the harmony between the two families. The eldest sister and the second sister were not kind to their younger brother.

Li Hongbing chuckled.

Shaking the phone in his hand.

"If they dare to fall out, believe it or not, they will immediately ask their brother-in-law to call and apologize."

"You're crazy!" After giving her unreliable man a look, Shan Xing walked back to the yard with her slender waist twisted.

During breakfast, my father suddenly said that the second elder was going to travel with a senior tour group in the afternoon, and he would take Anna with him.

Li Hongbing didn't object to going on a trip, but he wanted to take Anna with him. What would happen if she went to class?
Anna shaved her little face, "Dad is an idiot, school has already been on vacation!"

Only then did Li Hongbing realize that today is October [-]st.

"You can go out to play, but you can't take Jiji with you, and you can't take the bear cub with you. Xiaoqing, you can take him with you!"

When she heard that she could only take Xiaoqing with her, Anna immediately looked like she was about to cry.

The father next to him also agreed with his son's decision. He didn't even want to take the green snake with him. The girl walked the monkey and held the bear all day long, stuffing a green bamboo leaf in her arms. It was difficult to be a little princess or Li Kui.

Seeing Anna's eyes moving wildly, Li Hongbing guessed her little thoughts.

"It's not that dad won't let you take care of them. You can play whatever you want in the village. But what if dad is not around and a bad guy steals Jiji and the bear cub? Grandpa will definitely not be able to catch up."

It turned out to be the case.

Anna turned to look at Grandpa, who had old arms and legs, and nodded seriously, "Well, Grandpa really can't run."

What!
You two, father and daughter, are at odds with each other. Why are you dragging me along?
What do you mean by not being able to run? I can run very well now and can go up stairs without losing breath.

My father blew his beard and glared angrily. He stood up and was about to perform a chest-breaking act. Before he could take any action, his mother glared back.

"Save it, you don't know how many pounds you have."

In the afternoon, the two elders and Anna were going on a trip, and Shan Xing was busy preparing things for the trip.

Feeling bored, Li Hongbing whistled and took four wolf dogs to the village to have fun.

After the hustle and bustle of the wedding, Caogou Village returned to its former tranquility.

The online reservation window has not yet opened, and the villagers are taking this rare opportunity to have a good rest.

After passing the small courtyard of the B&B, I found that the village chiefs of each village had already left, which made Li Hongbing very unhappy. He didn't even say goodbye. How busy he was.

suddenly.

Li Hongbing discovered something.

It seems that Brother Dalang and his gang have been forgotten.

I quickly found the small courtyard where Brother Dalang lived, and exciting and dynamic music came from the courtyard wall.

Ok!

I'm worried about your life and death, so it's better for you not to call me for the party.

Li Hongbing pushed open the courtyard door angrily.

Unexpectedly, there were quite a lot of people in the yard, including people who were eating and waiting to die, a few celebrities, a silly boy, a blind man, and even Li Hongqi and the four of them.

Beer, BBQ, singing, dancing.

Everyone was having fun when they suddenly saw Li Hongbing walking in. The atmosphere reached its peak, and they cheered and raised their beers.

"Oh ho, the groom is here."

Brother Dalang walked through the crowd and approached, put the beer into Li Hongbing's hand, and with the interference of the loud music, he leaned into Li Hongbing's ear and asked loudly.

"Why did you come here? I thought you and Shan Xing were going to live a sweet life together for a few days, so I didn't bother you."

never mind!

This time I will save your life.

Li Hongbing raised his beer and touched it with Dalang. He drank half the bottle and let out a comfortable burp.

"Come here and have a look, you are making a lot of fun!"

"Hey, everyone, please support me. Don't tell me that your small courtyard is doing well. Get me a set." Brother Dalang swayed along with the music festival.

Li Hongbing replied simply and neatly.

"If you like that apartment, just move in."

Brother Dalang nodded with satisfaction, raised the bottle, and the two of them touched it, drank the remaining wine in the bottle, staggered onto the dance floor, and swayed with the others.

(End of this chapter)