Druid's Country Retirement

boom!
Shan Xing hit him on the shoulder with a moderate fist, and Li Hongbing felt happy. Knowing that it was useful, he quickly pursued the victory.

"Remember to take you home. You live in a side house that is about to collapse. I want to take you back to the old house. You will cry like a little cat just like today."

hiss!
Suddenly he felt his shoulder being bitten. Li Hongbing endured the pain and did not dare to say a word.

In the past few moments, I heard the sound of Shan Xingjian swallowing in my ears.

"Brother, I'm so scared, I can't live without you."

Li Hongbing felt distressed and sad, and comforted him softly, "Idiot, I was reincarnated as a cat demon. I have nine lives. I used one last time and there are eight left!"

puff!

Shan Xing couldn't help laughing, but her worry didn't subside at all.

"Brother, you are really sure. Mr. Fei said that doctors who use any acupuncture method will not end well."

"Bah, bah, bah, old man Fei knows nothing. His medical skills can't even compare to my toes." Li Hongbing quickly diverted the trouble, first took out Mr. Fei and whipped him, and then continued.

"I still remember the day before the Dragon Boat Festival, instead of going up the mountain to cut mugwort, I picked some thorns. Let me tell you, the thorns are called sky nails. This day nail is used to treat my daughter's illness. I put it on the roof. After being exposed to the sun for 49 days, it will be absolutely fine."

"Really!" Shan Xing was dubious.

Tian Nai is indeed a medical acupuncture used to perform the thirteen acupuncture of Guimen, but no one knows the extent of the side effects of this acupuncture. The words are just to comfort Shan Xing, Li Hongbing replied firmly.

"Truer than gold!"

Shan Xing leaned into his ear and whispered, "Brother, I want to go for a walk in the meadow. Please carry me there!"

"Okay, I'll go to every corner of the world!"

Li Hongbing carried Shan Xing on his back and walked down the hillside to the meadow.

After the cold dew, the forest area changes every day.

In summer, the green trees turn golden, the mountains are red, and the forests are dyed, making it uniquely interesting.

But the meadows are still full of green, which is in sharp contrast with the colorful woods that stretch for hundreds of miles and are all over the mountains and plains.

Walking in the meadow, the cold mountain wind seemed to slow down when it arrived here, and countless grass roots started to move, like undulating waves, swaying gently with the rhythm of the breeze.

The two of them silently felt the rare warm moment, and time seemed to freeze at this moment.

Boom! !
A loud neighing sound sounded over the meadow.

The black wind led the herd of horses towards the two of them, their hooves flying, and grass shavings flying in the air.

As Kuai Ye approached, the horses slowly slowed down.

Boom!

Hei Feng ran out of the herd of horses and rushed in front of Li Hongbing, his big eyes flashing with dissatisfaction, his big horse hooves digging hard at the grass, shaking his head and breathing heavily through his nose.

She blames her father for neglecting her these days, because she doesn't like herself anymore.

Li Hongbing shook his head and smiled bitterly. Why did he have a jealous king in his family? He always got jealous.

He stretched out his hand and stroked Hei Feng's shiny and smooth mane, used the trick of deception again, and said softly.

"There are a lot of things going on at home recently, and dad is very busy. As an elder brother, you should be more sensible, don't have a bad temper, and understand dad!"

Heifeng was not as easy to fool as a wolfdog, so he looked at Xing's mother with wide eyes for confirmation.

As the husband sings and the wife follows, Shan Xing will definitely stand by Li Hongbing. He reaches out and pats Hei Feng on the head, "It's true, the family is busy with farming."

Ok!

After hearing Xing's mother's testimony, Heifeng gave up his dissatisfaction and put his head into Li Hongbing's arms to act coquettishly.

"Come on, take us for a ride."

Li Hongbing hugged Shan Xing onto the horse's back, then climbed onto the horse and knocked his legs lightly.

Boom!

The black wind raised his mane and hissed, raised his proud head high, trembled the beautiful mane, and rolled up the grass dust like an arrowhead from the string, speeding towards the depths of the meadow, rustling like a shooting star.

The herd of horses followed behind them, their hooves stamped on the grass, and thunder rolled.

In mid-autumn, it was still a bit cold to ride a horse. The cold wind blew through the body, like being pricked by ice needles. The mountain apricot shivered from the cold. Li Hongbing considerately took off his outer coat and hugged the mountain apricot into his arms, feeling the warmth of the body. Shan Xing couldn't help but shrink up.

galloping all the way.

Before arriving at Moon Bay, the reeds by the lake gradually lost their green vitality under the late autumn sunshine. The originally dense leaves gradually turned yellow. From the golden reed flowers to the tough reed stems, every detail was full of the flavor of autumn.

The breeze blows, and the reed flowers sway lightly. The yellow flowers shine in the sun, dancing like autumn dancers.

Jumping off the horse, the two walked to the water's edge. Li Hongbing tested the water temperature. It was bitingly cold. In a few days, it would freeze.

quack!

A crow hovered from the sky and landed in front of Li Hongbing. He tilted his head and looked at it, wondering why he didn't take out any food.

"Go and call Bai Zui."

quack!

The crow recognized Li Hongbing, screamed twice, flapped its wings and flew up to Crow Ridge. After a while, a white-billed crow that was twice the size of its kind spread its wings and slid down in front of Li Hongbing.

Since the marriage, the two parties have not seen each other for a while.

"Come here!" Li Hongbing waved affectionately.

Bai Zui jumped up into the air excitedly, landed on Li Hongbing's shoulder, rubbed Li Hongbing's cheek with its white beak, and made a coquettish cry.
"Just remember Brother Hongbing, don't remember me, right?" Shan Xing pretended to be jealous, and his white beak quickly flew to Shan Xing's shoulder, and he nuzzled his cheek with his beak in the same flattering manner.

Bai Zui was so big, he tilted his head and made a coquettish sound.

Oh my god!The macho man acts coquettishly.

Even Li Hongbing couldn't bear it, so he took Baizui into his arms and masturbated him in various ways.

After playing enough, Bai Zui's feathers were all ruffled, and his dark eyes looked helpless.

"Where's the goshawk? Why are you the only one here!" Shan Xing looked up at Crow Ridge in confusion. Except for the crows coming in and out, there was no sign of the goshawk.

Hear mention of goshawk.

Bai Zui's originally cheerful appearance suddenly became depressed, and he quacked a few times feebly, and his screams were filled with desolation.

"What! You said Goshawk ran away with the wild man?" Li Hongbing was shocked.

In order to catch the goshawk, Baizui took care of the goshawk every step of the way when he was injured. He even dared to face the golden eagle in a duel. In the end, he finally defeated Bai Fumei and reached the peak of Yasheng.

It had only been a short time before Goshawk was in chaos and finally abandoned.

Bai Zui nodded, his eyes full of innocence, grievance, and pain, silently bearing the pain.

"Huh, scumbag, you used to be single-minded in stalking her and never leaving her, but now she is half-hearted and indifferent to Qin Muchu, and then abandons you."

Li Hongbing said angrily, which made Shan Xing roll his eyes, and Shan Xing gently stroked Bai Zui's head.

"What's going on? You two are very good. Let's break up."

quack quack!
Baizui raised his head and flapped his wings as he spoke, seemingly very excited.

"Then you really deserve it!" Li Hongbing was extremely shocked after hearing the whole story. He turned to Shan Xing and said, "Baizui wanted to raise a child, but he couldn't have a child with the goshawk, so he took advantage of the goshawk to go out to hunt and robbed other crows. I stole a few eggs from the nest. The goshawk came back and found out that he had a fight with Baizui and ran away angrily."

"!!!" Shan Xing.

Li Hongbing slapped Bai Zui on the head angrily.

No one does this anymore.

Bai Zui's brain circuit is not generally different from Chang Crow's.

"What do you want me to say? You didn't discuss it with the goshawk in advance. If a few crows hatch out, it will count as cheating on you. Then the goshawk will become a joke for the rest of his life. An eagle hatches crows and has a face. Be an eagle.”

quack!

Bai Zui lowered his head, as if he knew he was wrong. He spread Li Hongbing's hair by his ears and asked for help. "I have no idea. Go apologize to Goshawk yourself, or let Goshawk get pregnant outside and come back, so that you can be a cheap father."

spit!
"What bad idea did you come up with? One old person is crooked, and the other is crooked." Shan Xing couldn't stand listening anymore, pushed Li Hongbing, and said to Bai Zui, "What you did was wrong, hurry up and apologize to Gosying. If it’s too late, it will really run away with other wild eagles.”

quack!

Bai Zui was stunned after hearing this.

That's right, Dad's idea is too unreliable, but Xing's mother still cares about people.

It fluttered its wings and flew into the sky, quacking for helpers as it flew. With a roar from Crow Ridge, densely packed crows flew up and flew in all directions.

Li Hongbing looked up at the crowd of crows dispersing and said, "My child is so worried now."

"Children are worried about people, but adults are not the same. What kind of father you have is what kind of bird you have." Shan Xing rolled his eyes, turned around and walked towards Hei Feng.

Li Hongbing quickly defended.

"Hey, Xing'er, let me make this clear. Dad is a good father, and birds are also good birds. Which bird are you talking about?"

"Pfft, shameless!"

Flirting and flirting all the way, riding the black wind back to the old house.

When I arrived home, a group of villagers followed me in. There were men and women, old and young, and there were NO. 30 people cheering.

"If something big happens in the village, you all can do the work." Li Hongbing's eyebrows jumped and he looked at everyone.

"Uncle Hongbing, we all know that what you did is not fair." Dakui, as a representative, was pushed out by the villagers.

"You also know? Who said that." Li Hongbing was stunned for a moment, and his mind immediately thought of Ouyang Hua, Wang Qian, Fei Lao, Xiu Pinyu and two other disciples. Who could be lax and talk nonsense.

"Ok!"

The villagers nodded, and Dakui turned to look at the women who came with him and winked.

Aunt Jinhua, Sister Yuzhi, Sister Tiemei, Widow Liu and others quickly pulled Shan Xing into the main room.

Only when there was only a group of old men left in the yard did they all speak.

"Uncle Hongbing, you said you are the same. Why don't you go to town to find a woman?"

"Red Soldier, Shan Xing is such a good girl, how could you do such a thing that ruins the family tradition."

"Brother, you slept with several female tourists, why didn't I encounter such a good thing?"

"Little bastard, you are itchy. How long have you been and you still say you don't have it? Get out of here."

"Hurry up and think of a solution. Don't let this matter spread anymore."

"Did Shan Xing quarrel with you? Didn't you mention the divorce?"

Everyone was talking and asking questions, and Li Hongbing was immediately confused. His face suddenly pulled down and tightened as if it had been coated with paste, and there was an uncontrollable anger in his eyes.

Looking for women, sleeping with female tourists, and ruining the family style.

"Shut up!" Li Hongbing raised his voice and roared.

Whoa!
There was silence on the rice field, and the villagers were all calmed down.

"Tell me, what's going on?" Li Hongbing raised his finger and pointed at Li Hongqi.

The first time he saw Li Hongbing get angry, Li Hongqi was so frightened that his liver trembled. So many people said, why did they call my name?

"Me, me, me, I also heard from people in the village that you slept with several female tourists, and Sister Xing'er blocked you on the bed. You were naked and naked."

"(￣□￣||)", Li Hongbing looked confused and stared at Li Hongqi, "Who did you listen to?"

"I listened to what my father said." Being stared at all over his body, Li Hongqi directly killed his relatives and sold his father directly.

If a dog enters, he is a traitor.

If I had known you would have been thrown into the toilet and drowned at birth.

Fu Sheng glared at his son angrily, then looked at the gloomy-looking Li Hongbing, "I also heard what Chunsheng said."

"It's none of my business, village chief." Chun Sheng jumped up to three feet in fright and waved his hands quickly, "I heard what Defa said."

"Shit, Kang Mazi told me."

"I also heard what Tie Zhu said."

"I, I, I heard what Uncle Tobacco Bag said."

The uncle's hand shook, and he almost lost his grip on the pot. When he was about to say who told him, Li Hongbing raised his hand and let them continue talking, and it became an endless cycle of spreading rumors.

"Okay, let me ask you, who saw me sleeping with a female tourist, who saw Shan Xing blocking the door, and who saw me walking around naked without any clothes on."

The soul asks three questions and one comes out.

The gentlemen shook their heads and said they didn't see it.

But I haven't seen it yet. It's said in the village that it has a nose and eyes, and all the dubbing lines are included, and the whole body of the listener feels hot.

Li Hongbing laughed angrily.

The same story was repeated in the main room.

As soon as he entered the house, the women in the village began to comfort him in various ways.

This means that if a man is not bad, a woman will not love him.

The one who said that women are born to have a hard life and it is not easy to find a good man, so just be patient and get over it.

It was also said that Uncle Hong Bing was young and strong, so it was normal for him to steal wild flowers.

Shan Xing was confused by what was being said and had no idea what her sisters-in-law were talking about.

Until Tiemei made the matter clear, Shan Xing laughed so hard that she burst into tears.

The sisters-in-law looked at each other and looked at each other.

Finish the ball.

Xing'er was stunned, what should she do now?

Aunt Jinhua, the eldest, hugged Shan Xing with tears in her eyes, "Xing'er, we women have a hard life, so we have to look at it more openly, take it lightly, and see it through. Auntie knows that you are feeling blocked, so if you want to cry, just cry! "

puff! !
Shan Xing smiled so hard that her stomach ached. She quickly pushed Aunt Jinhua away and looked at her sisters-in-law and sisters.

"You are mistaken. Brother Hongbing did not sleep with a woman. He is treating me well."

"Then why are you crying? Many people saw you crying!" Sister-in-law Tiemei looked unbelieving, thinking that Shanxing was helping Uncle Hongbing to cover up. As the saying goes, family ugliness should not be publicized, and there will be ashes at the bottom of every family's pot. It's just that the bottom of the pot at Uncle Hongbing's house is a little thicker.

Seeing that everyone didn't believe it, Shan Xing could only tell some truths.

"I really didn't sleep. Someone asked Brother Hongbing to treat a serious illness. I was afraid that I would faint like last time, so I cried out of fear."

Ah!
The women in the main room all opened their mouths, and the awkward atmosphere suddenly spread.

Let's see what happened.

"Oh, I remembered, I forgot to add water to the chicken stew in the pot at home!" Mrs. Yuzhi slapped her thigh fiercely and walked out of the main room while talking, pulling Fu Sheng, who was still chatting, toward the courtyard door.

Mrs. Tiemei also said, "I forgot about the water pump. Look at my memory."

"My pigs haven't been fed yet."

"My stall was confiscated in the square!"

"It depends on your memory, I'll collect it for you."

After a while, the old house went from lively and noisy to deserted.

Li Hongbing looked at Shan Xing who was standing at the door of the hall. The two looked at each other and smiled, all the sweetness was unspoken.

(End of this chapter)