Druid's Country Retirement

Songbai Town.

Li Huaizhong sat in a chair, recalling the strange words Li Hongbing left behind before going out.

What do you mean by the simple folk customs of Songbai Town and the warm and hospitable Songbai people?
What kind of thing is Li Hongbing? His mind is smaller than the tip of a needle. He can spit out ivory from a dog's mouth. He praises Songbai Town for nothing.

There must be a problem.

He picked up the phone on the table and called Liu Bo from the town police station.

Liu Bo happened to be cleaning up Datou's gang. After Li Hongbing left, the Erluzi found Datou.

After offending Li Hongbing, the little bully in the forest, Datou's first reaction was to run away. The farther away the better, but if the gangsters refused, Li Hongbing could let it go before leaving.

Send Da Tou to report to Liu Suo. If he runs away, don't hang around in the forest.

Several screwdrivers were pressed against the big head's waist, and several people were guarding the door.

Cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he felt the chill in his waist. He looked at several people and cursed.

"Mule, my brother is usually very kind to you!"

"And Chang Hai, you treat me like this when you enjoy hot and spicy food with me?"

"Maza, you are my old cousin!"

Several Erliuzi sneered, the screwdriver still stuck on their waists.

"Datou, don't blame us. Li Hongbing has spoken. It won't be easy for us if you run away."

"That's right, if you obey me, it's not a big deal. When you get out, our brothers will still hang out with you."

you! !
The big head almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

This is Tiantian, the elder brother and the younger brother, good brothers who share blessings and misfortunes, and are even more shameless than themselves.

"Brother Big Tou, should you leave on your own, or should we tie him up and give him to Liu Suo?"

"I'll go by myself!"

Datou straightened his spine, and despite being betrayed and separated from his relatives, he still held on and refused to show any weakness.

Songbai Town Police Station.

Liu Bo was sitting in the office drinking tea leisurely, his mind already flying to noon. Before going out in the morning, his mother-in-law said that he wanted to eat fish and asked him to buy a fish back.

What kind of fish is good to eat?

Carp, crucian carp, melon seeds or big-headed silver carp.

Just as he was thinking about it, Datou was pushed into the room by the gangsters. Seven or eight people were shouting and cheering, which startled Liu Bo.

"What are you doing, making trouble with me?"

"Liu Suo, let's send the bulk of the criminals here." A sharp-faced man nodded and bowed.

The big criminal!

Liu Bo was a little confused, thinking that no one had reported the crime recently, and no one's house had been stolen.

These bastards didn't just hang out with the boss, eating and drinking, but they fell out with each other inexplicably.

"What's the matter?"

The sharp-faced Erliuzi didn't mention what happened at the bus station, but instead told him about the bad things Da Tou had done before.

The old Liu family's dog was stolen by Da Tou, the clothes lost by the Zhang family's daughter-in-law were also stolen by Da Tou, and the sheep raised by the Sun family were also stolen by Da Tou.
Datou stood aside speechlessly.

He looked at the idiot who broke the news like he was an idiot.

Pigs, they are deceived and hang out with a group of pigs.

Isn’t it stupid! !
Li Hongbing asked you to send me to the police station. This trivial matter will only last a few days. Now if you spit out all the dirty things, no one can escape.

Listening to Erliuzi's explanation, Liu Bo frowned more and more. He picked up his cell phone and called Sun Nian and asked him to bring the joint defense team.

When Erliuzi heard this, he immediately beat his chest loudly with a righteous and awe-inspiring expression on his face.

"Liu Suo, there is no need to call the joint defense team. Brothers are here to ensure that Datou cannot escape. What did I just say? Yes, Datou deliberately threw a dead chicken on the road last winter, saying that it was killed by the tofu seller Sun Changtian. Then I blackmailed Sun Changtian out of 100 yuan."

"and also."

Liu Bo's face was expressionless, but his heart was as happy as a flower.

Good guy.

I am worried about the low caseload this year, so I feel sleepy and sleepy.

Then he sat back at his desk and took a pen to write down one by one, so that other second-rate people were aroused by the atmosphere and joined the ranks of reporting.

A group of big XX! !
I saw a good brother who once wore the same pair of pants and slept in the same bed, and revealed all the things he had done.

Datou felt sad in his heart.

There was no point in quibbling, they were all going crazy.

Silly X, go in by yourself, you can run away.

"Liu Tou, we are here." Sun Nian led the joint defense team into the house. When he saw Da Tou and his group, he asked doubtfully, "What are you doing here?"

"Brother Sun, Li Hongbing asked us to send the big head over for trial." Erliuzi looked humble and accidentally said it to Li Hongbing.

and many more!

Liu Bo stopped writing. If he heard correctly, he was talking about Li Hongbing.

"That Li Hongbing?"

"Of course it's Li Hongbing, the little overlord of our forest area."

"Why didn't you tell me just now? Why did Li Hongbing ask you to send the big head over and tell the whole story?"

Liu Bo put down his pen. Since Li Hongbing was involved, he couldn't treat it simply. Otherwise, with Li Hongbing's narrow-mindedness, he would never be able to wear small shoes for himself.

"This!" The Erluzi looked embarrassed.

boom!
Liu Bo slammed the table hard, "Say it or not!"

"Tell me about it!!" The sharp-mouthed Erliuzi was so frightened that his legs weakened and he hurriedly told what happened at the bus station.

"You went to extort money from three teachers who went to Caogou Village to teach, and you also wanted to drag them into the old forest. It wasn't me who said it, it was Changhai who said it."

"I'm just talking, I don't want to do it!" Erliuzi, named Changhai, quickly argued.

"Arrest them all and interrogate them one by one." Liu Bo waved his hand and asked Sun Nian and the joint defense team to hold down all the scoundrels.

what's the situation?
That's not right. Li Hongbing only said to bring the big head, why did he arrest us too?

Facing the Erluzi's cries of injustice, Liu Bo waved his hand and asked Sun Nian to put them in the prison cell.

at this time.

The phone rang, and I saw that it was the mayor Li Huaizhong calling. After the call was answered, I was asked inexplicably if there had been any major events in the town recently.

Nothing happened in the town!

Just when Liu Bo was confused, he suddenly remembered the group of people he had just headed.

Li Huaizhong was from Caogou Village, Li Hongbing was also from Caogou Village, and the three supporting teachers who accompanied him to extort money were also from Caogou Village.

The answer comes to light.

He quickly told Li Huaizhong what happened on the phone.

The answer was formal.

As the end of the year approaches, we will vigorously improve the public security environment in rural areas and welcome migrant workers back to their hometowns to celebrate the New Year. The theme is that the way out is safe and the way home is warm.

If Liu Bo can't hear this sentence again, his decades of work in the town will be in vain.

Immediately proposed to carry out cleaning activities in Songbai Town in the near future to ensure that the town is clean and tidy.

hang up the phone.

Liu Bo shook his head. Li Hongbing was indeed a narrow-minded person, and he was really good at killing people with borrowed knives.

The old house of the Li family. Listening to Professor Shangguan Yun deny the planting base he chose, and raised questions and measures.

Li Hongbing was sitting on the sofa, always smiling. It would not be surprising if he didn't know. Professor Shangguan didn't know that he was a druid, let alone that he had the original power.

As long as there is original power, plants can grow no matter how harsh the environment is.

"Professor Shangguan, you should know that I am an ancestral barefoot doctor. I have a special prescription in my hand that can activate plant growth. The lands you mentioned are not a problem for me."

Special prescription to activate plant growth!
Is this what insiders call the core technology?

Shangguan Yun's eyes lit up.

"Mr. Li, can this special recipe expand production? If so, Oak Agriculture will soon become the world's top agricultural company."

The executives of the other two companies on the screen were secretly stunned.

As expected, he was an international student who had returned from abroad. He didn't understand anything about the world, and he dared to say and ask anything.

They say there is a special prescription, but how can it be produced? If it is obtained by other companies, Oak Agriculture's monopoly position will not be guaranteed.

"Professor Shangguan." Li Ming spoke quickly, preparing to interrupt Shangguan Yun's unrealistic thoughts. Unexpectedly, Li Hongbing raised her hand to signal him to stop talking, and looked at Shangguan Yun with a smile.

"It's not that it can't be made public, it's just that the medicinal materials are very rare. Let's do this. You can arrange for some representatives to come to my place tomorrow and I will demonstrate the preparation for you on the spot."

Live demonstration of deployment.

The eyes of all the executives of the three companies suddenly lit up.

As for the core technology in Mr. Li's hands, I feel my conscience and don't want to know the formula.

"Is there anything else?" Li Hongbing looked at the big screen.

Chen Li, assistant to the chairman, stood up and spread out the notebook in her hand.

"Crop seeds and fish fry will be delivered to the forest area tomorrow. According to the work records, you said you want to check them on site."

"Tomorrow!" Li Hongbing narrowed his eyes. He just said that he would ask the senior executives to come to his home and watch him mix the medicine. I'm afraid he won't be able to make it in time.

All the executives felt their hearts skipping a beat. They were about to reveal the company's biggest secret. Assistant Chen suddenly intervened and cursed Oak to deliver it quickly. If they couldn't deliver it any time, they would have to deliver it tomorrow.

If you don't work hard, you won't be lazy, and if you only work hard, you won't have a good eye.

Shangguan Yun is more anxious than anyone else. As a former researcher at the Institute of Advanced Agriculture, any technology that can improve crops is extremely attractive to him. If he cannot take a look for himself, he is afraid that he will spend the rest of his life in regret. .

"Mr. Li, we can leave early tomorrow and we will definitely not waste your time."

"Okay, remember to call before you come." Li Hongbing stood up, "If nothing happens, I'll get off first."

The executives of the three companies on the screen stood up and said goodbye.

Get out of the office.

Li Hongbing took a deep breath of fresh air.

Ah!
It’s most comfortable not to work. You can’t make enough money, but your life is only a few decades. Carpe diem!
I came to the old oak tree and lay down in the rocking chair. The sunlight followed the gaps between the branches and leaves and sprinkled on the rice field, forming patches of light.

He got up early in the morning, and as soon as the warm sunshine hit him, Li Hongbing fell asleep.

"Brother, brother, wake up!" A harsh voice sounded.

Li Hongbing really didn't want to pay attention, but the shouts became louder and louder, and he was almost yelling in his ears.

Opening his eyes, he saw Li Hongqi's big face.

"Keep your voice down, you're screaming, I'm not overdoing it!"

"Bah, bah, bah, what are you talking about!" Li Hongqi quickly turned around and spat a few times, "Let's go and hunt white pine nuts in the afternoon, are you going or not?"

Li Hongbing shook his head and woke up.

I saw Li Hongqi wearing an outdated suit. The color of the clothes had faded from its original brightness and was even frayed in some places. He didn’t know what he had put on his head. It was shiny and shiny. It was probably lard because it smelled like lard. A fishy smell of oil.

"Are you a cook?"

"What!" Li Hongqi expressed confusion.

Li Hongbing turned to look at the others, his pupils suddenly dilated.

A group of demons and monsters appeared in sight.

Shengli was wearing an old Chinese tunic suit, a marching hat, and homespun shoes. The clothes looked familiar, as if they were the ones Uncle Huaizhong wore.

Shuisheng is relatively normal, his clothes are clean, but his hair is the same as Hongqi's, shiny and combed into a bun.

The old bachelors in the other villages are all similar. Anyway, everyone is dressed like a peacock who has shed his hair.

Li Hongbing couldn't figure out why they were so crazy. To beat white pine cones, you need to dress like this. I didn't hear that there is a ceremony to beat the white pine cones.

"Sister Xing'er, your mansion is so beautiful. I want to live here!" A cooing voice came from the main room.

Li Hongbing turned around and saw three supporting teachers from Wanwan following Shan Xing out of the house, and then looked at the old bachelors who were posing.

Immediately understood.

No wonder they are all like donkeys in heat. It's fake to shoot pine cones together, but the purpose is to pick up girls.

"Don't look at it, your mouth is drooling!"

"Have you?" The old bachelors all raised their hands to wipe their chins. Only when they reacted did they realize that they were being teased by Li Hongbing.

Li Hongqi hurriedly approached Li Hongbing, glanced at the three girls secretly, and whispered, "Brother, you have to help me, the short Ni'er I'm attracted to."

As soon as he opened his mouth, the others couldn't stand it anymore and rushed to rescue him one after another.

"Brother Hongbing, I like Ni'er who has long hair."

"I also like long-haired Nier, Jianshe, you let me, and I will let you next time."

"Roll the ball, go back to the river next time and look for it. I want it this time."

"Short-haired Nier, she can work well at first glance. I fell in love with her."

You have to enter the bridal chamber before you even write your horoscope.

Want to eat fart!

I come from a big city, so I can take a liking to you monsters.

Li Hongbing's scalp went numb after hearing this, and he called out to the jealous old bachelors.

"Stop, let me tell you, it's okay to pursue it. You can do it according to your own abilities. I won't interfere."

The old bachelors, who were originally in love with each other, suddenly broke up at this moment and looked at their competitors with hostility.

"Okay, everyone depends on their ability."

"What are you talking about? Didn't you say we were going to hunt pine nuts?" Zhang Xinyi jumped up to the crowd, speaking in a magical accent that made Li Hongbing's skin crawl.

"Go, go, let's go." Li Hongqi looked like his soul had been taken away.

Li Huiwen, the girl with long hair, walked up to Li Hongbing and said, "I haven't thanked Village Chief Li for sending us to school yet."

Li Hongbing didn't want to be the target of the bachelors' hatred, so he quickly waved his hand and asked, "You're welcome, are you still used to life?"

"It is a beautiful place with beautiful mountains and clear waters. Yijun is also worried that the school does not have a playground and takes the children to physical education classes." Li Huiwen smiled. Li Hongbing clearly heard the sound of swallowing around him and couldn't help but secretly cursed these old bachelors for their lack of ambition.

Finally, the short-haired girl Song Yijun took over, "Village Chief Li, I wonder if we can add some sports facilities to the school, such as horizontal bars, parallel bars and other equipment."

Sports equipment!

Li Hongbing turned to look at the scholar in the crowd, "Tell your father to take the time to find Teacher Yijun and make sports equipment for the children."

"Let's go, let's go hunt for pine nuts!" Li Hongqi couldn't hold back and wanted to show off, and kept urging him to set off.

"Sister Xing, let's go together, okay?" Zhang Xinyi cooed and shook Shan Xing's arm.

hiss!
Li Hongbing heard a sound of breathing next to him.

For these rough bachelors in the mountains, it is indeed difficult to resist the sound of coquettishness.

(End of this chapter)