Druid's Country Retirement
Chapter 492 Getting angry
The scent of wax wafting from the kitchen attracted the children and animals to squat at the door of the kitchen, stretching their necks and drooling from the corners of their mouths.
"Dad, what are you cooking? It smells so good!!"
Anna's question made Li Hongbing roll his eyes. He asked clearly, but when he was washing bacon at the well, he covered his nose and complained about the smell.
Seeing that his father ignored him.
Anna rolled her eyes and picked up the little leopard cub at her feet, "Dad, Diandian is hungry and wants to eat some meat."
Click! !
We just met each other and already gave him a name.
This level of naming is far inferior to my own.
Li Hongbing curled his lips, looked at the innocent eyes of the little leopard, picked up a piece of corn pancake that had just come out of the pan, placed a piece down and stuffed it into the little leopard's mouth, "It's still young and can't eat bacon. You can eat corn pancakes!"
After feeding, he turned around and went back to the stove to cook.
See dad not to be fooled.
Anna and Nan looked at each other, nodded at the same time, and tiptoed into the kitchen with Li Hongbing on their backs. When Shan Xing spotted him, they quickly made a pitiful look, then picked up a plate of freshly cut bacon on the counter and ran out. .
In fact, Li Hongbing had already discovered the little tricks played by the two Xiaoni.
She just didn't want to expose it, so when Anna ran out of the kitchen, she shouted loudly, "Where's my bacon? Who stole it!"
Under the old oak tree, Anna smiled ghostly when she heard the sound of her father looking for meat.
Jin Zi, October, bear cubs, leopard cubs, and meerkats surrounded Anna, staring eagerly at the plate of fragrant bacon, with tears of dissatisfaction flowing from the corners of their mouths.
"One piece of Sister Nannan."
"A piece of gold."
"One piece of October."
"The bear is huge."
How much meat can there be on a plate? When Anna finished dividing the bacon, it was her turn to have only some meat dregs left on the plate.
Anna was not sad about this. Instead, she added all the meat scraps on the plate. She looked like a big sister, stepped on the chair with one foot, raised her thumbs up and shook her back coolly.
"Fuck me from now on, drink a lot of wine, eat a lot of meat, eat hot and spicy food, no matter what!"
Ouch!
Ying Ying!
Haw!
in!
Nannan and the animals nodded in unison.
puff! !
Ouyang Hua, who was washing radishes by the well, was very happy to see Anna looking like a bandit pulling a young man. She was Li Hongbing's daughter. She had his father's demeanor, and she was still a well-behaved and obedient daughter.
Just when Wang Po was selling melons and boasting about herself, she saw her daughter raising her hands and saying excitedly.
"Anna, I know where Lao Ou has hidden his private money. I will take you to steal it, and then call all the brothers to drink and eat meat."
Click!
Ouyang Hua broke the radish in his hand into two halves and felt two shuddering looks from behind.
It’s fine if you don’t wear this little cotton-padded jacket! !
Fortunately, Fang Wanda, Sanpao and Chunmiao walked into the rice field and temporarily saved Ouyang Hua's ears.
"Brother Ou, you guys came early!"
"Not long after we arrived, you are looking for the Red Soldiers. I will take you there!" Ouyang Hua stood up to greet him with unusual enthusiasm, leaving Fang Wanda and San Paopao confused.
"Sister-in-law Qian." Chun Miao greeted Wang Qian with a smile. The latter secretly glanced at her man and responded with a smile on her face.
When he walked to the door of the kitchen, Ouyang Hua breathed a sigh of relief. Looking at the two people who were confused about the situation, he said seriously, "When you have children, remember to stay away from Anna."
What happened to Anna?
This child is very good, sensible and polite, and everyone in the village likes him.
"???" Fang Wanda and Sanpao looked confused.
Ah! !
If you don't listen to the old man, you will regret it.
Seeing that he couldn't be persuaded, Ouyang Hua simply ignored it and stood at the door of the kitchen, "Brother-in-law, we have a visitor at home."
Li Hongbing came out after hearing the sound and saw that it was Wanda and Sanpao. He said contemptuously, "You two are just pretending to be guests. Go and clean up the dishes and eat immediately if you have nothing to do."
After being scolded, the two of them did not get angry. Instead, they smiled and rolled up their sleeves and joined the vegetable washing team. Not long after, Sun Lianqian and Xiao Wuzi Diandian walked into the yard and joined them.
Being able to be told by Li Hongbing that he is not a guest is a kind of recognition and satisfaction.
As night falls.
The lights illuminated the entire hall, and warm light shone in every corner, creating a warm atmosphere in the warm room.
The Eight Immortals table is filled with sumptuous dishes, including hot soups, delicious main dishes and various delicacies made with corn noodles.
Li Hongbing brought the iron stew rack with bacon and radish to the charcoal stove and said, "It's time to eat. Today is a family dinner. Sit down wherever you want, and all women will eat at the table."
Everyone stayed away, laughing and standing aside to watch.
Shan Xing picked up the bowl, filled a bowl of corn rice first, and handed it to Li Hongbing. Li Hongbing took the bowl and walked out of the main room to the center of the rice field.
A table was set up on the rice field in advance. On the table were freshly prepared vegetables. Li Hongbing placed a bowl filled with corn rice in the middle of the vegetables.
This is before a new feast, a bowl of new rice is served to worship the heaven and earth, and to express gratitude for the good weather and good agricultural harvest.
After paying homage to heaven and earth.
Li Hongbing took out a bucket from the kitchen, half filled with steaming rice, and scooped a big spoonful into the rice bowls of the animals, including the chicken shed.
This is called "new grain rice" and is fed to chickens and dogs to pray for "abundance of grains and prosperity of livestock".
Finally, when he returned to the house, he took two bowls of rice from Shan Xing and placed them at the main place on the dining table. He offered two bowls of "new grain rice" with chopsticks to his ancestors to comfort his family tradition and family harmony.
After completing these rituals.
Li Hongbing once again invited everyone to sit down.
"Let's agree first, drink less tonight. If you have something to do tomorrow, don't drink it to death." Ouyang Hua saw Shan Xing walking into the house holding a wine jar, and quickly and timidly suggested how to drink tonight.
"This is what you said, don't regret it later!" Li Hongbing smiled meaningfully, took the jar and put it on the table.
What kind of tricks can dogs play?
Whenever I drink with you, I won’t be drunk for two days.
Is there a secret to this wine?
Ouyang Hua is in a dilemma.
"Brother, this is an old wine made by Hong Bing with ginseng. I usually don't want to drink it. I want to try it later." Shan Xing pushed Li Hong Bing and introduced with a smile.
Ginseng wine?
nice one.
Ouyang Hua's eyes suddenly lit up. He stared at the wine jar for a long time, then turned to look at his wife, Wang Qian, with five words in his eyes.
You're done tonight! !
Wang Qian thought of something, her face suddenly turned red, and she secretly asked Li Hongbing how could he bring out this wine.
Isn’t it harmful?
Complaints are complaints, but the anticipation in his eyes cannot be concealed.
Some people are happy, and some people are sad.
When Sanpao heard about the ginseng wine, his face suddenly dropped and his head was buzzing.
What is Brother Red Soldier going to do?
Knowing that Chun Miao has a big belly, drinking this wine at night is not a trick.
Fang Wanda didn't know why, but she seemed reluctant to drink some medicinal wine, so she secretly tugged at Sanpiao's sleeves and asked in a low voice.
"Brother Pao, this wine is poisonous!"
poisonous?
It's so poisonous.
Sanpao did not answer directly, but asked, "Are you married?"
Fang Wanda shook her head, "No, what does drinking have to do with marriage?"
"You'll know later. Drink more. This wine is good for your health." Sanpao patted Fang Wanda on the shoulder maliciously. Li Hongbing patted the yellow mud off the wine jar and opened the lid. As soon as the jar lid was opened, wisps of white mist emerged from the mouth of the jar, and the rich aroma of wine filled the nostrils, making people intoxicated.
"It smells so good!" He Lianqian put her nose close to the mouth of the jar and took a deep breath. She felt the mellow aroma of the wine and at the same time, a layer of wine dizziness appeared on her face.
"Let's play while the kids drink corn juice." Li Hongbing pushed Sun Lianqian's head away with his finger.
Then he took out the wine ladle, reached into the jar, scooped up a ladle of wine, and slowly poured it into bowls. The hops were clear and the aroma of the wine was mellow and strong.
"Sister-in-law, Xing'er, drink less. It's for beauty. Chunmiao, don't drink."
"Master is biased. I'm not a child. Why can't I drink?"
Sun Lianqian muttered unwillingly, and the little Wuzi next to her whispered, "The ginseng can greatly replenish vitality, strengthen the body, promote body fluids, soothe the mind, and can replenish qi, blood, and body fluids. It is suitable for men with low true yang, weak kidney qi, and yang." It is particularly effective in treating various diseases. If you don’t need to replenish qi and blood or aphrodisiac, why drink this?”
Ah!
Sun Lianqian's face turned red.
No wonder all these men's eyes were shining.
There is nothing good about men.
"Come on, let's try a new feast today. Let's eat and drink well." Li Hongbing picked up the wine bowl.
Everyone present stood up and picked up the bowls. Those who drank drank wine, and those who drank corn juice drank corn juice.
Next came the free time, with men in groups and women in groups, toasting each other, blessing each other, eating, drinking, and chatting, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.
Anna and Nannan carried a bowl full of meat and said they wanted to eat outside because it was hot in the house. After a while, they came back with empty bowls and continued to pick up vegetables.
Everyone here knows that the two girls secretly picked up vegetables to feed the animals.
With the alcohol and the heat, the banquet became more lively. Li Hongbing took off his clothes and started doing wine punches with his shirt off.
Six six six.
Five leaders.
Eight horses.
The drinking punch is done with the cooperation of mouth and hands. Two people face each other. Whoever shouts the number that matches the number of fingers stretched out by the two people wins.
When punching, the sound must be loud and the movements must be exaggerated, so that the atmosphere is warm enough.
The roars of the two men echoed in the main room, and the onlookers laughed and laughed.
The amount of ginseng wine in the wine jar was visibly reduced. After getting up, Ouyang Hua scooped up the ginseng for sparkling wine, stuffed it into his mouth and ate it.
Li Hongbing stared at Ouyang Hua with wide eyes.
This guy doesn't want to rest at night. Even if the medicinal properties of the ginseng are soaked into the wine, there are still three nails in the rotten ship. If you eat the whole plant, it will not turn into a big rocket at night.
"It's delicious!" Ouyang Hua raised his neck and swallowed the remaining ginseng residue. His eyes were red. He excitedly put his arms around Fang Wanda's shoulders and picked up half a bowl of wine on the table. "Brother Fang, you are a nice person. Let's go."
"Let's go!" Fang Wanda was like a red-hot crayfish at this time, from the toes of her toes to the tips of her hair, she responded incoherently while holding up her wine.
After three soaks, I can already feel the ginseng wine starting to take effect. My two kidneys are hot and swollen, as if a heat wave is about to start.
Although I tried hard to control it, I couldn't hold back my inner impulse.
How are you staying up tonight? !
……
The moon climbed up the branches, like a bright lamp hanging on the treetops, lighting up the entire night sky.
The new tasting feast is coming to an end.
Several gentlemen were swaying around while drinking. Even though Li Hongbing could drink a thousand glasses without getting drunk, he was still a little confused after drinking the ginseng wine.
Originally, they planned to light a fire under the old oak tree and drink some tea to sober up, but Ouyang Hua, Sanpao and Fang Wanda said nothing.
Keep going.
As for the reason, Li Hongbing was very clear. One was in a hurry to go home to do some work, and the other two were in a hurry to go home and try to put out the fire.
"I...send you back. One by one...you can leave drunk." Li Hongbing walked towards the carport in a daze.
"Master, it's better for me to send you off. You can't even walk unsteadily." Sun Lianqian snatched the key of Sanbengzi.
Send everyone away.
The hall was in a mess. The dining table was covered with empty plates, bowls and cups, and food scraps and greasy stains were everywhere.
The chairs tilted this way and that, as if telling the excitement and hustle and bustle just now.
Shan Xing wore an apron and cleared the table. He stood up and squatted down again. Originally there was heating in the house, so Shan Xing was wearing a single coat.
Every movement, every curve is full of temptation and charm.
Li Hongbing, who was sitting next to him drinking tea, could not help but fall on Shan Xing. At that moment, time seemed to freeze, and the whole world became quiet and focused. Under the catalysis of the ginseng wine, his mouth felt dry and his heartbeat accelerated. Feel.
He picked up the tea cup and drank water, trying to relieve the dryness of his mouth, but his throat seemed to be blocked by something and he could not swallow smoothly.
His heartbeat was getting faster and faster, as if it was about to jump out of his chest. Every beat echoed in his ears, reminding Li Hongbing of his impulse and desire at this moment.
"Myolie!"
Shan Xing, who was clearing the table, heard Brother Hongbing's call, turned around and saw a pair of fire-breathing eyes, and his heart trembled violently, as if he knew something.
"Anna and Nannan are in the rice field!"
This sentence seemed to light a fuse in Li Hongbing's heart. He put down his cup and ran to the door of the main room in a few steps, shouting to the two children playing in the yard.
"You two are allowed to watch movies today. You can watch at any time, but you are not allowed to disturb me and Xing's mother."
Anna let go of the bullied meerkat, her eyes widened with surprise on her face, "Really."
"If you don't believe it, I will regret it." Li Hongbing replied angrily.
"Long live dad!!"
Anna excitedly raised her little arms and cheered, and then said to her daughter and the animals.
"Let's go watch cartoons."
For a time, the joyful cries of various animals sounded in the rice field.
Get the kids.
Li Hongbing turned around and closed the door of the main room, then rushed towards Shan Xing with a wicked smile.
"Brother, the table hasn't been cleared yet, um..."
"We'll clean it up tomorrow, dogs got in. This medicine and wine are so strong." Li Hongbing, who was already angry, didn't care enough about it, picked up Shan Xing and rushed into the bedroom.
A fierce football match officially started.
The offensive and defensive battles were extremely fierce, with close defense and vigorous slam dunks.
Cheers and applause came one wave after another.
……
After Ouyang Hua returned home, his reaction became even more intense. After all, he drank a lot of ginseng wine and ate a whole stick of ginseng. The drug took effect and his eyes glowed red when he turned off the light.
Wang Qi rushed forward in fear, ready to compete with Ouyang Hua.
Wow!
Wow!
In the weir pond at the entrance of the village, on a late autumn night, the water was bitingly cold. Under the dim yellow light of the street lamp, Sanpao and Fang Wanda were swimming in the cold water in their underpants.
"Brother Pao, I feel like my whole body is on fire. It's so hot."
"Stop saying a few words. I'm hot too. I told you not to drink that wine but you didn't listen. Let's swim back and forth. Don't tell me you're pretty fair."
"Brother Pao, what do you want to do? Don't come over."
"What are you thinking about? I'm just going to talk to you. Don't run, just run around a bit."
"Brother Pao, I was wrong. I won't swim anymore. I want to go home."
"Wocao, there is someone there, swim quickly, swim into the water!!"
...(End of chapter)
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