Druid's Country Retirement

"That's right, mugwort is a pure Yang grass, derived from the true fire of the sun, which can drive away evil spirits and strengthen health!!" Li Hongbing nodded in approval.

Yang tree, Yang grass, Sun true fire, exorcise evil spirits and strengthen health.

Suddenly an idea flashed in Fei Lao's mind, and he thought of the thirteen needles of the ghost gate that Li Hongbing was about to inject, and he seemed to have grasped a certain context.

"Little friend."

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Li Hongbing picked up the wine bowl and said, "Mr. Fei, I will accompany you. The accommodation is ready for the night. After the hard journey, we can finish the meal and rest early."

Fei Lao nodded, understanding that Li Hong didn't want to talk about this topic anymore. At the same time, he raised the bowl and touched it lightly, smiling and saying nothing.

Old man Cui next to him was listening enthusiastically. The two of them suddenly stopped talking and scratched their heads anxiously. However, his self-esteem did not allow him to lower himself to ask for advice. He could only vent his frustration on the braised pork chop in front of him with hatred.

As for Ouyang Hua, he was even less qualified. If he didn't understand, he just wouldn't listen, and An An was just a drinker.

Had a feast to welcome the wind.

Li Hongbing said goodbye to Mr. Fei and staggered back to his old house alone.

At this time, the Li family was sitting under the old oak tree, warming a brazier and eating melon seeds and peanuts. Anna puffed out her cheeks and sat on her father's lap.

"Hey, the eldest lady is here. Why are you back so early today?"

snort!

Anna glared at Li Hongbing angrily, turned her little face in the direction of her father, and suddenly turned into a crying look, "Grandpa, dad is bullying."

Big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimps, and shrimps eat mud.

The father was afraid of his wife, but that didn't mean he was afraid of Li Hongbing. His granddaughter had already complained. As a grandfather, how could he not support her? He suddenly turned his face and glared at his younger son.

"What's the matter with you? Why is such a big man bullying a little kid every day?"

Li Hongbing shrugged and didn't answer, and walked to Shan Xing who was snickering, "Have you eaten yet?"

Before Shan Xing could reply, the mother sitting next to her sneered.

"Oh, it's different when you have a wife. When you enter the house, you think about your wife first. Why, there are so many people in the house, but you didn't see it."

Forehead!

Li Hongbing's eyes turned black. He was really digging a hole to bury himself. He didn't have time to make a phone call if nothing happened.

"Mom made dinner. I can't wait to see you come back!" Shan Xing quickly said something nice.

"I'm not saying I won't go home for dinner in the evening. When Mr. Fei comes to the village, I have to entertain him."

Li Hongbing used Fei Lao as a shield, but his mother snorted coldly, and the situation was over.

The eldest sister and the second sister were enjoying themselves by the fire next to them. No matter how talented the younger brother was, he could not be as powerful as his mother.

"By the way, eldest sister, my brother-in-law said that after the yard is repaired, he will move the office back to the village."

"What if I move to the village and work in the company?" the eldest sister asked curiously.

"The eldest brother-in-law said to leave it to the secretary. He said that he just hired a new secretary from the provincial capital. He is quite young. He should get some training."

There is indeed a secretary, and he is indeed young, but the eldest brother-in-law said that the new secretary should be responsible for assisting the work.

Li Hongbing put the two things together slightly, half of them were true and half of them were false, and the remaining half was all based on guesswork.

It’s hard for me to focus on, but it’s not going to be easy for anyone.

When she heard that her man valued the new secretary so much, the eldest sister's eyes flashed inexplicably.

"Sister, don't listen to San'er's nonsense, he did it on purpose." The second sister guessed Li Hongbing's little trick and quickly came to the rescue.

"Second sister, let me tell you the truth. The second brother-in-law also said that you squeezed vegetable juice every day and forced him to drink it, which is like eating shit. That's exactly what he said. I haven't changed a word. If you don't believe me, just ask dad."

The father sitting aside heard that his youngest son was in trouble, so he quickly picked up Anna and walked towards the main room, talking as he walked.

"I didn't hear anything, don't ask me!!"

"Look! Dad doesn't want to betray the second brother-in-law. I just can't understand how he can't appreciate it if you care about the second brother-in-law's health so much!" Li Hongbing sighed heavily, looking like he felt the same.

"." The second sister grinded her teeth.

Seeing that the shit-stirring task was completed, Li Hongbing felt much better. He pulled up Shan Xing with a playful expression and said, "Let's go, Xing'er, go back to the house and take your pulse."

Return to the bedroom.

Shan Xing finally couldn't hold it in anymore, burst out laughing, and gently pinched the soft flesh of Li Hongbing's waist.

"Why are you so bad, gossiping about my brother-in-law behind his back? You won't be punished by the eldest and second sisters when they come back."

Li Hongbing lay down on the bed. The familiar feeling made his body feel relaxed. He narrowed his eyes and lazily hugged Shan Xing's waist.

"Otherwise, if everyone is bad, why should I be punished?"

"You!" Shan Xing didn't know whether to laugh or cry. It was foreseeable that the two sisters were sharpening their knives, waiting for their brothers-in-law to come home.

"Honey, listen to me, I really don't mean it, don't do it, ah!"

"I didn't say vegetable juice is like shit, wife, I swear to God, I never said that."

The noise outside the window woke up Li Hongbing who was sleeping. He opened his relaxed eyes and saw that Shan Xing was not in the room. Hearing the cries of his brothers-in-law, he became energetic. He took pleasure in his misfortune, grabbed his clothes and walked towards the main room door.

As soon as he arrived at the door, he saw Shan Xing, a little rabbit, walking into the house from the outside like a frightened rabbit. Seeing that Li Hongbing was about to go out to watch the fun, he quickly grabbed Li Hongbing's arm and pulled him into the house.

"Myolie, why are you dragging me along? Let me go out and give you a few words of advice. We've been an old married couple for decades. How can we be so noisy and quarrelsome?"

Shan Xing opened his eyes wide and said angrily.

"If you go to break up the fight, it seems to me like you are adding fuel to the fire. My good brother, don't go out and stir up trouble. The eldest brother-in-law scratched his face like a cat scratching it. The second brother-in-law forced him to drink three large bowls of coriander juice. I think It’s all off-putting.”

"So miserable!" Li Hongbing was startled. He secretly lay on the door frame of the main room, glanced out, and immediately retracted his head when he heard the cry for mercy. He pulled Shan Xing backhand and ran into the bedroom.

"It has nothing to do with me, I'm just telling the truth."

Has nothing to do with you? ?

It was the first time Shan Xing saw Brother Hongbing acting as timid as a mouse, and he narrowed his eyes with a smile, "Then don't go out, just hide in the house."

The moon hangs high in the sky, casting a silvery glow, illuminating every corner of the old house. The lights and moonlight set off each other, like a peaceful and beautiful picture.

Li Hongbing, who was hiding in the bedroom, watched the Legend of Zhen Huan with Shan Xing in fear, turning his head to look out the window from time to time.

Mom walked into the house with Anna in her arms, "Why are you still here? What time is it? Get out quickly, we are going to bed."

Li Hongbing took the confused Anna from his mother's arms and asked in a low voice, "Mom, where are my brother-in-law and the others?"

"After being cleaned up by your sister, I ran out the door. Look at what a good thing you did." My mother rolled her eyes and said angrily.

Good to go out!

Li Hongbing breathed a sigh of relief and threw Anna on the bed, "Then I'll go back first. I have to avoid them for the next two days."

After that, he walked out of the main room quickly. As soon as he stepped out of the door, he heard a roar above his head, and then he was caught in a woven bag, and his vision was pitch black.

"Who is it? What are you doing!" Li Hongbing panicked. Just as he was about to break away, he felt the rope wrapped around his body again and again, and heard a familiar voice in his ear.

"Second brother, you are bound to death, this guy is very strong."

"I know, I specially selected a hemp rope for tying pigs and dogs. I will take good care of him later."

"October, we are playing, you go back to the doghouse and sleep."

There were eldest brother-in-law and second brother-in-law in this voice, and the last person who spoke to October turned out to be his father.

How can the three of them collude?

"Are they tied tightly?"

"Tie it tight!"

"Let's go, Li Hongbing, the old Li family will try you today!"

Li Hongbing felt someone push him, and there was someone pulling him in front of him, and he staggered along the rope. In the bedroom, Shan Xing heard the noise outside the house, got up and was about to walk out, but was stopped by her mother halfway.

"Don't worry about them. A bunch of gentlemen are panicking. Let's continue watching TV series."

Li Hongbing hadn't walked far when he heard his second brother-in-law say in his ear.

"sit down!"

Someone pressed on his shoulder, and he sat down. He and the stool were tied several times with hemp rope.

Immediately afterwards, the woven bag on his head was taken off, and Li Hongbing quickly spat out the dregs in his mouth, "That's enough for you, put a bag of chicken shit on my head."

After saying that, I suddenly realized that there was something wrong with the light, which seemed a bit dim.

This is in the warehouse. The eldest brother-in-law and the second brother-in-law are wrapped in sheets and wearing fur hats, holding shovels and hoes standing on both sides of him.

Look up.

Dad was sitting in front of the long table, his face was painted black, and there was a sun that was painted off-center between his eyebrows.

puff!

Li Hongbing laughed so hard, "Dad, Bao Qingtian's forehead is the moon, why did you draw it as the sun?"

sun! !

The two brothers-in-law looked around and saw that there was really a sun on their father's forehead. Didn't he ask Anna to draw the moon?

boom!

The father, who had already entered the state, grabbed the gavel on the table and smashed it hard. With a ferocious face, he said in a long voice with a bit of an opera accent, "Hey, who is making a noise in the hall?"

The eldest brother-in-law took a step forward, held the shovel in his hand, and said, "Report to your lord, the prisoner Li Hongbing has been brought here."

"Oh, what crime did he commit?" Dad pretended to stroke his beard.

The second brother-in-law also stepped forward in a dignified manner, held the hoe in his hand, and said, "This person is jealous of others, insidious and cunning, gossiping, stirring up trouble, and destroying other people's married lives."

Li Hongbing was not happy when he heard this, and he would have all the shit thrown at him.

"Hey, hey, hey, that's enough! You've been saying bad things about me too. Dad will still talk about mom behind my back, he said."

"Hey, shut up!" Dad slapped the gavel again and glanced at the door guiltily. After realizing that no one was eavesdropping, he looked at Li Hongbing with a ferocious expression, picked up a wooden stick on the table and threw it in front of Li Hongbing. .

"You are really guilty of the most heinous crimes. You are a man of power, and you are served by a dog-headed guillotine."

After speaking, no one responded.

Dad shouted again, "The Mahan of the Dynasty is waiting for you with a dog-headed guillotine. Hey, where are you two? The Mahan of the Dynasty!"

oh oh!

The eldest brother-in-law came to his senses and whispered to his father, "Dad, we are Zhang Long and Zhao Hu, not dynasty mahan."

Dad was thinking about it, waving his hand indifferently.

"Okay, okay, you can call me whatever you want. Go and bring the dog-head guillotine and kill this evil boy!"

Dog-headed guillotine! !

Isn't there this part that was agreed upon?

Where can I get a guillotine?

The two brothers-in-law looked at each other with confusion in their eyes.

"Put it next to the chicken shed. I usually feed the chickens with vegetables." Li Hongbing couldn't stand it anymore and reminded in a low voice.

"Oh!" The second brother-in-law nodded, turned around to get the guillotine, came back to his senses, turned back, slapped Li Hongbing on the head, and said angrily, "Be honest!!"

The two brothers-in-law moved the guillotine to the warehouse and placed it in front of Li Hongbing. The eldest brother-in-law seemed to have taken the lead and said with excitement, "Sir, let's cut the guillotine, the arm or the leg!"

I go! !

Are you serious?

Li Hongbing's pupils dilated, "Hey, hey, it's almost done, it's really guillotine!"

The father was also stunned by the elder brother-in-law's operation. He stood up and looked at the sharp guillotine with cold light, "Boss, please calm down first. We have nothing to discuss."

"What are you talking about? Kill this guy and do harm to the people!" The eldest brother-in-law's face was red, and the scratches on his face looked particularly terrifying.

Snapped!

The second brother-in-law raised his hand and slapped the eldest brother-in-law on the back of the head, "You have also taken advantage of me and guillotined San'er. My eldest sister can skin you alive. I can only scare you!"

After being slapped, the eldest brother-in-law suddenly woke up, looked at the three pairs of direct gazes, and smiled softly, "Sorry, sorry, I got caught up in the drama, let's start over."

"I'm not playing anymore. I drank three big bowls of coriander juice. My stomach is empty now, and every fart smells of coriander. I'm going to get some food. Can you eat it?" The second brother-in-law dropped the hoe and showed no interest. said.

Dad quickly threw away the gavel, "I'm hungry too. What kind of paint did Anna use? Her face is so irritated."

"You don't want to play, I'm still acting like shit, let's go together." Seeing this, the eldest brother-in-law followed him out of the door.

Li Hongbing was dumbfounded, looking at the three people who were about to disappear and shouted.

"Don't go, untie me first, otherwise we won't play together."

right!

Forgot that there was someone tied up in the room.

My father and two brothers-in-law returned and surrounded Li Hongbing.

"Boss, what do you think we should do? Can we solve it?"

"Excuse me, Dad, look at my face and your daughter scratching it, it's all San'er's fault."

"That's right, I'm still feeling nauseous now. If you don't believe it, you can hear it."

The second brother-in-law opened his mouth wide and let out a breath. The father and the eldest brother-in-law, who were smelling strongly of coriander, covered their noses and hid back. On the contrary, Li Hongbing's hands and feet were tied up. He couldn't hide even if he wanted to, so he had to forcefully use it. He took over this powerful biological weapon with his face.

"Forget it, if you don't understand, let him sleep in the warehouse overnight." The eldest brother-in-law said bitterly.

Li Hongbing would definitely not sleep in the warehouse. "I won't sleep. I protest because you are going too far."

"This is not good." The father looked embarrassed, "How about we vote and let the third son sleep in the warehouse with his feet on the floor."

"!!!" The two brothers-in-law said.

"Okay, three votes agreed, you two move San'er to the mat." The always democratic father complied with everyone's decision and ordered the two brothers-in-law to untie Li Hongbing.

Older gingers are more spicy! !

The two brothers-in-law gave Li Hongbing a thumbs up and released Li Hongbing from the chair, then threw him onto the soft cushion where Jin Jin had slept.

"No, you are really so arrogant. What are we? We are brothers and family members!" Li Hongbing, whose hands and feet were tied, tried to express affection to the two brothers-in-law with affection.

"Is this how you treat your brother?" The eldest brother-in-law pointed at his face.

"Let your family share a breath with you!" The second brother-in-law came up to Li Hongbing and took a deep breath of coriander breath.

Well! !

Li Hongbing's face changed drastically, and he could only escape this disaster by holding his breath.

"Take the quilt, or it will be cold at night!" The father brought a quilt for covering wine from the shelf in the warehouse, and covered his little son with fatherly love. In fact, there is heating in the warehouse, and the temperature is the same as other rooms. It must be Won't catch a cold.

"Good night, have a sweet dream!" Waiting for the second brother-in-law to be the last to leave, he pulled down the light cord.

The warehouse instantly turned dark.

Li Hongbing looked at the roof miserably, wanting to cry without tears.

孽 孽!

If I had known this result earlier, I should have run away in advance.

Why did you end up like this?

(End of this chapter)