I can hardly hide my alien identity

Bei Xiaobei thought that he must have read it wrong.

But it was the turn of a primary school student to comfort her.

"Sister, don't be afraid, we will protect you."

Bei Xiaobei just felt ashamed and anxious, "Run, hurry up and go into the shop, he's here."

Those brave boys opposite did not expect Tan Wood to be so crazy and able to weigh the pros and cons.

When I met a strong and strong adult before, I changed the road and wanted to attack the children.

It's too much, and he doesn't even talk about Wude.

Tan Wood was very fast, turned around and sprinted across the road, holding up the watermelon knife with a smirk.

You little man-eating monsters, go to hell! ! !

Seeing these children who don't know how to suffer, Tan Wood recalled when he was a child when he used boiling water to make steamed buns.

Now in his mind, he has become the chief culprit of persecuting himself.

Bei Xiaobei was trembling with fear, and tried to stand up with support, but her legs were weak and limp.

Not even a few children.

Chen Xiaojie has experience in this matter, and several senior children gathered around him, excited, "Can we also be superheroes?"

They had witnessed Chen Xiaojie fighting the ax demon, but they were envious.

Even now, the heroic legend of Chen Xiaojie is still spreading among the four primary schools, those unreserved little girls...

They didn't even notice, they all circled around Chen Xiaojie.

Hmph... now it's their turn to show off.

The elementary school students are all ignorant and fearless, and they don't need to be afraid at all.

Everyone lined up in a row full of energy, the children who bought Yali brand mobile phones stood in front, and those who didn't take the initiative to retreat.

Compared with the panicked, screaming and flustered adults on the opposite side, the painting style of the group of elementary school students on the opposite side is extraordinarily peculiar, forming a sharp contrast.

The few brave young men who chased after them quickly, worried that the children would be scared, shouted at the top of their voices, "Don't... run away..."

Turns out...the kids didn't take it seriously at all.

I saw their movements in unison, under Chen Xiaojie's slogan, "Three two one, get ready..."

The Yali brand mobile phone in their hands stretched and deformed, transforming into a handful of miniature data.

Chen Xiaojie tried the feel, but it was not as firm as before, and it seemed to have shrunk compared with the previous one.

He wasn't very satisfied, but it was better than nothing.

The man who was yelling just now swallowed the rest of his yelling in an instant, and he was dumbfounded with his mouth open.

The elementary school students smiled and picked up the rattling toy battery and stood in front of them.

The young people on the opposite side were in a panic.

No, no, don’t these kids watch too many cartoons?
Think you can really fight villains with a toy chainsaw?

This is reminiscent of the previous news. A child imitated the scene in the cartoon and jumped down the 26th floor with an umbrella.

Internet cancer, harming young children, is hateful.

Now these stupid kids can't even run.

Seeing that the tragedy was about to happen in front of him, some timid ones covered their eyes, not daring to watch the tragedy that would happen next.

Disdain flashed in Tan Wood's eyes, and the corners of his mouth raised cruelly.

Bang bang, these crispy children, will soon be cut open by him like a green-skinned watermelon, and bright red juice will flow out.

Thinking of this, Tan Wood was extremely happy.

Today is about to be the highlight moment of his life, and all eyes will be on him.

He was so excited that his whole body trembled, and imitating the movies in Young and Dangerous, he swung the watermelon knife and slashed at the child closest to him.

"Ok?"

The expected scene did not happen.

His watermelon knife collided with the chainsaw in the child's hand, and one-third of the blade was neatly cut and fell to the ground, making a crisp metal collision sound.

Of course, the toy chainsaw in the children's hands was also jammed and couldn't work.

Chen Xiaojie: ...
Tanwood:  …
All the grown-ups across the street:  …
After a short silence, the smile of the kid whose phone was destroyed gradually disappeared from his face.

The deer-like eyes erupted with burning anger, "Ahhhhh, you bastard, I just bought the phone."

"You ruined my mobile phone, woo woo woo, my private money is gone."

While talking, he tugged on Tan Wood's clothes and rolled around.

Tan Wood, who was still in disbelief, was caught off guard by an angry child who looked like a little lion.

With a muffled snort, Tan Wood became even angrier, "You son of a bitch, court death."

Unbelievably, he raised the watermelon knife that had been cut short.

This time, Chen Xiaojie raised the small chainsaw and responded.

The crisp metal landing sound came again.

The watermelon knife in Tan Wood's hand was once again short.

Chen Xiaojie stared at the small chainsaw that was also destroyed without tears, and both parties were very angry.

Rubbish product, destroy my hope.

Chen Xiaojie stared distractedly at the transparent glass store, is this quality trying to fool the elementary school students?
Tanwood also hated the owner of the knife shop.

Are the watermelon knives sold to the poor always the worst kind?

Speechlessly, he looked at the short part of the knife handle in his hand, and then looked up, and there was one, two, three... elementary school students holding a chainsaw in front of them.

The lambs waiting to be slaughtered in Tan Wood's eyes suddenly turned into wolves in sheep's clothing.

Lulu's sound of the chainsaw turning became the arrangement of death.

Knowing the current affairs is a hero. If you can't do it here, you can do it there.

Tan Wood's bloodshot eyes faded, and he reluctantly pulled his face: "I'm sorry, it's uncle who interrupted."

Turning around, holding the watermelon knife with only one sharp handle left, he chose a direction with the most girls and rushed over.

"Damn it..." They were naive.

Just now, I was genuinely worried about the children across the street, but now they are the ones I need to worry about.

Tanwood: "Fuck you bitches."

Now, no chainsaw can stop his watermelon knife.

Hua Chao thought he could escape a catastrophe, but how could this butcher know how to pick the soft persimmons?

"Tension, tension, save me." Hua Chao grabbed her boyfriend's clothes and ran around screaming.

Suddenly, a painful pulling sensation came from her scalp, and she had to throw her head back.

Tan Wood grinned, grabbed Hua Chao's long hair, and pulled her back.

"Tension..." Hua Chao was terrified.

Zhang Li turned his head and hesitated for a second, his eyes were full of guilt, but his steps backed away in fear.

He was also afraid, and he cherished his life.

You can have many girlfriends, but only one life.

When Hua Chao thought he was going to confess to being here today, a few brave young men wrapped Tan Wood's neck from behind, and the other pinched his hand holding the watermelon knife.

With only the handle of the watermelon knife left, even a few swings could not pose a threat to a few big and small guys.

Don't worry about being accidentally injured, Tan Wood was subdued to the ground after a few strokes.

Just when everyone was still in shock, the store manager of the flagship store of the Yali mobile phone held a loudspeaker in his hand: "With the Yali brand mobile phone in hand, the scumbag is gone, the sisters are beautiful."

Tension: ...I think you are connoting me.

Everyone: You still know advertising best.