Under the Empress Dowager, all members will be King

Chapter 116 Honeysuckle Tea

Every plate of mushrooms on the table is extremely poisonous, half a mushroom can poison a cow, and the mushroom feast made by the princess is enough for ordinary people to die thousands of times.

The cook looked at Gu Yinwei with compassionate eyes, a girl like a flower, at the same age as a flower, is about to die.

The cook stood watching from the sidelines. The mushrooms that the princess cooks are highly poisonous. When cooking, they emit a strong poisonous gas. None of the people present can withstand it, so these mushrooms are all made by the princess herself.

Princess Zhaoyang urged: "You eat, you can go on the road after eating."

Gu Yinwei picked up the chopsticks and picked up some mushrooms. Seeing that the mushrooms in her chopsticks were getting closer and closer to her mouth, the cook roared.

"Hold on."

Princess Zhaoyang said: "Why, you don't want her to eat, cook, why don't you eat for her."

"The princess was joking. I think this girl has been dusty all the way, she must have not drank water for a long time."

"Whether she drinks water or not is none of your business."

"You have to moisten your throat before eating so that you can get the most out of the food."

"It's reasonable, give her a bowl of water to drink."

The cook went to fill the water, and Princess Zhaoyang crossed her legs and said, "People from the Central Plains, in fact, if you leave now, this princess can let you go."

Gu Yinwei said: "The princess seems not very confident in her cooking skills."

Princess Zhaoyang was furious immediately, "Just wait, I'll make you another hard dish."

Gu Yinwei calmed down and said, "Your princess."

After speaking, she sat at the table and ate the mushrooms as if nothing had happened.

The cook came to the table with the teapot, and when she saw the plate in front of her being moved, her face turned pale in fright. It's over, it's over, this girl looks smart, but she's actually not very smart.

"Mushrooms are poisonous."

"I know."

"The princess specializes in making poisonous mushrooms for people to eat."

"I know."

"You know how to eat."

"The princess' mushrooms won't kill me."

"Hey, the mushrooms are here."

Princess Zhaoyang was holding a large pot of mushrooms, and sprinkled a handful of chopped green onions thoughtfully on the mushrooms.

The mushrooms are bright red and translucent, the head of the umbrella is red and the handle is white.

Red umbrellas, white poles, lying on the board after eating.

Gu Yinwei took a piece of mushroom and put it in his mouth, Princess Zhaoyang asked, "How does it taste?"

"Red mushrooms have too much salt, blue mushrooms have too much garlic, and purple mushrooms have too much sauerkraut."

After hearing this, Princess Zhaoyang turned back in a hurry.

"You wait, I'll cook you a pot of mushroom stew."

Gu Yinwei sat and waited, and the others also observed Gu Yinwei secretly.

None of the people who had eaten poisonous mushrooms before could survive a cup of tea, and now it has been half an hour, and this person has not yet poured out.

Princess Zhaoyang cheerfully held a pot of mushroom soup hot pot and put it in front of Gu Yinwei with a smile.

Gu Yinwei filled a bowl of soup, blew on it lightly, and then drank it slowly.

"It tastes better than before."

After finishing the soup, she ate two more mushrooms.

Princess Zhaoyang secretly counted, three, two, one, fall, fall, fall.

Princess Zhaoyang counted seven or eight times, but Gu Yinwei didn't show any signs of falling down.

She stood up, her body was in a daze, Princess Zhaoyang thought she was about to fall, but Gu Yinwei still stood steadily.

"Eating too much was a little stuffy, and I almost didn't stand still."

Princess Zhaoyang backed away slowly, thinking about running away.

The opponent is a master of poison, and his strength is superior to mine. The first move in the rivers and lakes, if he can't beat him, run away.

Princess Zhaoyang smiled embarrassedly, "Eat first, and I'll make you another dish."

After finishing speaking and rushing out of the door, Gu Yin called out slightly: "Princess, did you go wrong, the kitchen is on the east side."

"Haha, there's not enough firewood in the kitchen, I'll move some outside."

The cook said: "Princess, there is only yellow sand outside and no firewood. The firewood is all in the cellar."

Princess Zhaoyang glared at the cook, who immediately stopped talking.

"Princess, I tasted the dishes you made, shouldn't you also try my dishes?"

Princess Zhaoyang hurriedly sat back on the chair: "Okay, let's cook."

Princess Zhaoyang is full of confidence. She was born with a poisonous body since she was a child, and she is invulnerable to all poisons. What kind of poisons can people in the Central Plains have seen? The most powerful poisons in the world are all in Mobei Baiyao Valley.

Gu Yinwei took out a dried flower, put it into a teacup, and then added half a glass of water to the teacup, Princess Zhaoyang showed a mocking face.

"Honeysuckle tea?"

"Yes, the honeysuckle just picked by the posthouse."

Princess Zhaoyang is invulnerable to all poisons, so she inevitably underestimated the enemy, so she took a sip from her teacup.

After Princess Zhaoyang drank the tea, she felt as if she was swimming in the sea, her whole body was light. There were many clam shells around her, and when the clam shells were opened, they were full of pearls.

She kept opening the shells, with a satisfied smile on her face.

Gu Yinwei carried her onto the camel and quickly ran towards the posthouse.

On the way back, she felt uneasy, so she used all the speed talismans, abruptly shortening the return time.

A large group of people gathered in front of the gate of the post house, and there was a man hanging on the gate.

Gu Yinwei stepped forward to check the facts, and the leading general said: "Queen Mother, this person is pretending to be an official of the imperial court, and he should be executed according to the law."

Yang Xiaohuan was hanging from the top of the city tower, his whole body was covered with scars.

"Young master, I didn't pretend to be. It's obvious that you left your post without authorization, and the villain sued first."

Gu Yinwei said: "Let him down first, let's talk about things."

The generals insisted on convicting Yang Xiaohuan by saying what they said to each other.

Prince Yimu, who was watching the excitement, saw a woman sitting on Gu Yinwei's camel. The woman was still wearing Mobei's service. Princess Zhaoyang shouted.

"younger sister."

The other party seemed to be under an illusion, and kept smiling: "Haha, pearls, so many pearls."

Prince Yimu summoned the great witch to treat Princess Zhaoyang.

The big witch held a tambourine in his hand and sang and danced. The long-eared marten and the goldfinch stood on the roof and danced like the big witch.

On the other side of the courtyard, Gu Yinwei sat firmly in the high hall, several generals stared angrily, Yang Xiaohuan knelt on the ground, and the twelve chickens he raised were next to him.

"Who will speak first."

One of the generals with round eyes and big ears stood up and said, "Let's talk about the humble job first."

"Yang Xiaohuan, whose ancestral home is Jiangkai County, Pengzhou, was originally a guest of Yang Dingxia's family. In the 15th year of Xuanhua, the Yang family died in battle, and Yang Xiaohuan disappeared. Everyone thought he was dead, and never thought that he was hiding in the sand dune posthouse to pretend to be a substitute."

Yang Xiaohuan said: "I'm an imposter. Didn't your letter to the capital state that there are 150 people stationed in the Dune Pavilion, and the leader is Yang Xiaohuan? Why? Shouldn't I be here?"

The generals looked anxiously at me and at you.

"Generals, falsely reporting the number of soldiers and soldiers, and living on empty pay all year round, it is inconvenient for the family to be convicted of this matter. You will follow my palace to Beijing, and the emperor will have his own conclusion on this matter."

"Queen, we are all gone, who will be stationed at the border."

Gu Yinwei said: "You don't need to ask too much, just go with me."

Everyone was still chattering, Gu Yinwei gestured towards Little Canary.

The little canary immediately became taller than the room, and everyone was shrouded in the shadow of the little canary.

"We listen to the Queen Mother."

The little goat finch flapped its wings and turned back into a little chicken.

Twelve roosters clucked, and the goldfinch led them about.

(End of this chapter)