I buried the host, relying on the prophecy, the whole network exploded
Chapter 193 Launch of Funeral Home's New Year's Event for Client "Clover"
[Wait, what symbol? 】
[I'm constipated, so give me a sprayed talisman. 】
[Pfft—the description can’t be too accurate. 】
[I'm eating, my family! 】
[The netizens in Jiu Ye’s live broadcast room are a bit self-indulgent. 】
【Hey, Lord Jiu is used to it. 】
[Jiu Ye: You all want to throw the pot away, but if I recite a mouthful, I will be considered a loser. 】
[Look, look, Lord Jiu started watching videos again. 】
[I'm blanching!Again? 】
[Don't dare to look, don't dare to look. 】
[I'm afraid there are still people. 】
Since the death of the funeral home, there have been more employees.
Yan Jiu can already let go.
Focus on finding customers.
I don't know if Yan Jiu searched for colleges and universities, and the video Douyin pushed was also related to the school.
Based on his eyesight, Yan Jiu randomly clicked into a video with the ID "Four Leaf Clover".
In the video.
The handsome college student's eyes were black and blue.
He danced the vigorous dance of the spirited guy, and used his hometown accent to promote the school's majors in the form of rap.
Finally said something.
"Welcome everyone to apply for civil engineering at Tsinghua University!"
The voice did not fall.
System panel: [Ding!
Detection object: four-leaf clover,
Remarks: Accurate customers,
Mortality: 100%,
Time of death: after the first malignant arrhythmia.
It is recommended that the host pay attention immediately! 】
System: [I still know this question, malignant arrhythmia is also called sudden death. 】
Before Yan Jiu could react, the netizens watching the video in Yan Jiu's live broadcast room went crazy with joy.
[The title of the video should be the "minus" chapter for college students. 】
【Each school has a conspicuous bag. 】
[School: It's obvious to you. 】
[Did I not apply for Tsinghua University?I couldn't pass the exam! 】
[Admissions Office: What's wrong with you? 】
[Principal: The publicity is very good, don't want the graduation certificate. 】
[The admissions office has been in vain this year. 】
[As a quasi-high school student, I don't know which one to take, and now I know which one not to take. 】
Yan Jiu's focus is different from that of the netizens, and her gaze falls on the protagonist of the video.
The handsome young man's ID is "Clover".
But unlike the four-leaf clover that represents luck, the young man's life can be summed up in misery.
"Clover" is a left-behind child, a left-behind child who walked out of the deep mountains. His life is full of poor clothing and food.
Suffering makes a saint.
"Four-leaf Clover" worked hard to get into college, and most of the living expenses he earned in his spare time were mailed back to the mountainous area.
He chose to live stream.
Also want to make more money.
When he didn't have enough to eat or wear warm clothes, his life still grew tenaciously like a weed.
And that not-so-rememberable childhood taught "Clover" a word, even if you share a plate of cake, you have to ask for an admission ticket, and only by working hard can you see your own feast.
pity.
"Clover" is about to lose the opportunity to enjoy the feast, and dies from overwork and staying up late.
And he has never enjoyed the beauty of family affection. Perhaps in the eyes of others, he is a sensible child, but he is also unfortunate.
Premature maturity made him lose his innocence, and he didn't have the opportunity to choose to be the "mother sunflower".
Yan Jiu pursed his lips and remained silent.
Silently leave a comment under the video.
【Walk slowly, don't send a funeral train to remind you, cherish life, and refuse to wear multiple hats. 】
[! ? 】
[No, can Master Jiu watch a video in peace? 】
[As early as when Lord Jiu stopped in the video of Clover, I had an ominous premonition. 】
[The premonition came true! 】
[It's over, I have stabbed Ga people's nest these days. 】
"Four Leaf Clover" was responding to comments, so he quickly discovered Yan Jiu's comment that was liked and topped by netizens.
After seeing clearly that it was Yan Jiu.
He was stunned at first.
Then there is relief.
His short 20 years have been very fulfilling, and he has no regrets when he came to the world.
fair enough.
"Clover" took the initiative to contact Yan Jiu.
[This is unfortunate Lianmai! 】
【What are you doing? Are you still rushing to find Ga? 】
[Did you not see clearly who left the comment?It's Master Jiu, it's Master Jiu who has messed up a lot of people! 】
[Accidentally missed it? 】
[Don't try to catch Master Jiu's popularity. 】
[Jiu Ye: Hey, now it's finally someone else's turn to take my heat. 】
[It's about to crack, just rub it. 】
Yan Jiu put through the connection request.
"Clover" was still wearing the overalls of the milk tea shop, he said: "Hello, am I going to be sick?"
Yan Jiu nodded: "Yes."
"Clover" said thoughtfully, "Wait a minute."
He faded out of the studio.
Don't know what to do.
[This person is so big-hearted? 】
【No, let's go now? 】
【You are the first person who dares to leave Master Jiu alone. 】
[I'm afraid I don't think that people are going to be scared and have nothing to fear. 】
See the comments section of the live broadcast.
Yan Jiu explained: "He is going to resign."
soon.
The "Clover" who came back from resignation had already taken off his work clothes, and he greeted Yan Jiu with a smile.
He left the milk tea shop with his mobile phone.
Yan Jiu reminded: "If you sign the contract and you have an accident during your tenure, the milk tea shop will give you some compensation."
"Four Leaf Clover" shook his head and said, "Let's not talk about the contract or not. After all, if I have an accident in the store, it will cause trouble to others. The compensation is small. Who will come to the milk tea shop in the future?"
【Ahhh, I cried like a dog. 】
[Sorry I shouldn't be narrow-minded. 】
【Who can understand the feeling of not being able to stop tears. 】
【I see. 】
[Why, why is it ga? 】
"Clover" was also thinking about others at the last moment, as if he was used to not owe anyone anything.
Highly rational people are often the most insecure in their hearts. They will remember every kindness others have shown them, and want to return it at the same price.
"Clover" is such a person.
He wanted to find a quiet corner and wait for death quietly, without even bothering the medical staff.
Pick and choose on the map.
Found a quiet park.
"Clover" took out a piece of half-eaten bread from his pocket, and became dazed while eating.
He doesn't seem to have the money to buy a cemetery.
see.
Yan Jiu said at the right time: "Walk slowly and don't send off. The funeral home has launched a New Year's event. College student ID + blood donation certificate + poverty certificate can be used to exchange for a cemetery."
The voice fell.
Not only the netizens were stunned.
"Clover" was also in a daze.
The three proofs Yan Jiu said.
He happens to have both.
What this means does not need to be explained.
"Clover" smiled happily: "Then can I choose a corner, I like to be quiet, please."
Yan Jiu nodded: "Yes."
"Four Leaf Clover" teased himself, trying to make the atmosphere in the live broadcast room brighter: "You promised too soon, eh, it's another day when you have nothing to love and just want to eat soft food."
[Don't rhyme too much. 】
[Crying, crying, laughing, snot bubbles, and my image of being wise and martial is unparalleled in the world! 】
[Perhaps death is not so terrible? 】
【I have terminal cancer, I want to ask if I have a chance to be buried in Lord Jiu's cemetery after Ga. 】
[Don't think about it, you will live a long life! 】
[Today's live broadcast room is too gentle. 】
[Just want me to cry and swell my eyes, right? 】
[Sooner or later, I will cry and faint in the live broadcast room! 】
[I'm constipated, so give me a sprayed talisman. 】
[Pfft—the description can’t be too accurate. 】
[I'm eating, my family! 】
[The netizens in Jiu Ye’s live broadcast room are a bit self-indulgent. 】
【Hey, Lord Jiu is used to it. 】
[Jiu Ye: You all want to throw the pot away, but if I recite a mouthful, I will be considered a loser. 】
[Look, look, Lord Jiu started watching videos again. 】
[I'm blanching!Again? 】
[Don't dare to look, don't dare to look. 】
[I'm afraid there are still people. 】
Since the death of the funeral home, there have been more employees.
Yan Jiu can already let go.
Focus on finding customers.
I don't know if Yan Jiu searched for colleges and universities, and the video Douyin pushed was also related to the school.
Based on his eyesight, Yan Jiu randomly clicked into a video with the ID "Four Leaf Clover".
In the video.
The handsome college student's eyes were black and blue.
He danced the vigorous dance of the spirited guy, and used his hometown accent to promote the school's majors in the form of rap.
Finally said something.
"Welcome everyone to apply for civil engineering at Tsinghua University!"
The voice did not fall.
System panel: [Ding!
Detection object: four-leaf clover,
Remarks: Accurate customers,
Mortality: 100%,
Time of death: after the first malignant arrhythmia.
It is recommended that the host pay attention immediately! 】
System: [I still know this question, malignant arrhythmia is also called sudden death. 】
Before Yan Jiu could react, the netizens watching the video in Yan Jiu's live broadcast room went crazy with joy.
[The title of the video should be the "minus" chapter for college students. 】
【Each school has a conspicuous bag. 】
[School: It's obvious to you. 】
[Did I not apply for Tsinghua University?I couldn't pass the exam! 】
[Admissions Office: What's wrong with you? 】
[Principal: The publicity is very good, don't want the graduation certificate. 】
[The admissions office has been in vain this year. 】
[As a quasi-high school student, I don't know which one to take, and now I know which one not to take. 】
Yan Jiu's focus is different from that of the netizens, and her gaze falls on the protagonist of the video.
The handsome young man's ID is "Clover".
But unlike the four-leaf clover that represents luck, the young man's life can be summed up in misery.
"Clover" is a left-behind child, a left-behind child who walked out of the deep mountains. His life is full of poor clothing and food.
Suffering makes a saint.
"Four-leaf Clover" worked hard to get into college, and most of the living expenses he earned in his spare time were mailed back to the mountainous area.
He chose to live stream.
Also want to make more money.
When he didn't have enough to eat or wear warm clothes, his life still grew tenaciously like a weed.
And that not-so-rememberable childhood taught "Clover" a word, even if you share a plate of cake, you have to ask for an admission ticket, and only by working hard can you see your own feast.
pity.
"Clover" is about to lose the opportunity to enjoy the feast, and dies from overwork and staying up late.
And he has never enjoyed the beauty of family affection. Perhaps in the eyes of others, he is a sensible child, but he is also unfortunate.
Premature maturity made him lose his innocence, and he didn't have the opportunity to choose to be the "mother sunflower".
Yan Jiu pursed his lips and remained silent.
Silently leave a comment under the video.
【Walk slowly, don't send a funeral train to remind you, cherish life, and refuse to wear multiple hats. 】
[! ? 】
[No, can Master Jiu watch a video in peace? 】
[As early as when Lord Jiu stopped in the video of Clover, I had an ominous premonition. 】
[The premonition came true! 】
[It's over, I have stabbed Ga people's nest these days. 】
"Four Leaf Clover" was responding to comments, so he quickly discovered Yan Jiu's comment that was liked and topped by netizens.
After seeing clearly that it was Yan Jiu.
He was stunned at first.
Then there is relief.
His short 20 years have been very fulfilling, and he has no regrets when he came to the world.
fair enough.
"Clover" took the initiative to contact Yan Jiu.
[This is unfortunate Lianmai! 】
【What are you doing? Are you still rushing to find Ga? 】
[Did you not see clearly who left the comment?It's Master Jiu, it's Master Jiu who has messed up a lot of people! 】
[Accidentally missed it? 】
[Don't try to catch Master Jiu's popularity. 】
[Jiu Ye: Hey, now it's finally someone else's turn to take my heat. 】
[It's about to crack, just rub it. 】
Yan Jiu put through the connection request.
"Clover" was still wearing the overalls of the milk tea shop, he said: "Hello, am I going to be sick?"
Yan Jiu nodded: "Yes."
"Clover" said thoughtfully, "Wait a minute."
He faded out of the studio.
Don't know what to do.
[This person is so big-hearted? 】
【No, let's go now? 】
【You are the first person who dares to leave Master Jiu alone. 】
[I'm afraid I don't think that people are going to be scared and have nothing to fear. 】
See the comments section of the live broadcast.
Yan Jiu explained: "He is going to resign."
soon.
The "Clover" who came back from resignation had already taken off his work clothes, and he greeted Yan Jiu with a smile.
He left the milk tea shop with his mobile phone.
Yan Jiu reminded: "If you sign the contract and you have an accident during your tenure, the milk tea shop will give you some compensation."
"Four Leaf Clover" shook his head and said, "Let's not talk about the contract or not. After all, if I have an accident in the store, it will cause trouble to others. The compensation is small. Who will come to the milk tea shop in the future?"
【Ahhh, I cried like a dog. 】
[Sorry I shouldn't be narrow-minded. 】
【Who can understand the feeling of not being able to stop tears. 】
【I see. 】
[Why, why is it ga? 】
"Clover" was also thinking about others at the last moment, as if he was used to not owe anyone anything.
Highly rational people are often the most insecure in their hearts. They will remember every kindness others have shown them, and want to return it at the same price.
"Clover" is such a person.
He wanted to find a quiet corner and wait for death quietly, without even bothering the medical staff.
Pick and choose on the map.
Found a quiet park.
"Clover" took out a piece of half-eaten bread from his pocket, and became dazed while eating.
He doesn't seem to have the money to buy a cemetery.
see.
Yan Jiu said at the right time: "Walk slowly and don't send off. The funeral home has launched a New Year's event. College student ID + blood donation certificate + poverty certificate can be used to exchange for a cemetery."
The voice fell.
Not only the netizens were stunned.
"Clover" was also in a daze.
The three proofs Yan Jiu said.
He happens to have both.
What this means does not need to be explained.
"Clover" smiled happily: "Then can I choose a corner, I like to be quiet, please."
Yan Jiu nodded: "Yes."
"Four Leaf Clover" teased himself, trying to make the atmosphere in the live broadcast room brighter: "You promised too soon, eh, it's another day when you have nothing to love and just want to eat soft food."
[Don't rhyme too much. 】
[Crying, crying, laughing, snot bubbles, and my image of being wise and martial is unparalleled in the world! 】
[Perhaps death is not so terrible? 】
【I have terminal cancer, I want to ask if I have a chance to be buried in Lord Jiu's cemetery after Ga. 】
[Don't think about it, you will live a long life! 】
[Today's live broadcast room is too gentle. 】
[Just want me to cry and swell my eyes, right? 】
[Sooner or later, I will cry and faint in the live broadcast room! 】
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