I buried the host, relying on the prophecy, the whole network exploded

【@流走不送谁谁一起一链V: Wickedness will be punished, welcome to order the one-stop service of our museum. 】

[The previous imitation is quite similar, but after a quick look, I thought it was really Master Jiu. 】

[Fake host: I just wanted to ga, I didn't say I really wanted to. 】

[During emo: I don't want to live anymore!During physical examination: doctor, this indicator is a little high.I—does it matter! ? 】

[Netizen truth. 】

[The old Chinese doctor has just passed away, so someone is going to ask? 】

[Don't mind! 】

[@九爷What do you think? 】

The netizen was joking @凤九, never expecting to attract the real master.

Just take that comment as a netizen spoof.

Yan Jiu clicked the attention first.

Just leave a comment.

Turn around and put down the phone to cook.

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at the same time.

The anti-counterfeit anchor who was followed by Yan Jiu is planning to go to a cosmetics store to promote justice.

His wife persuaded: "We have also made a lot of money, so let's stop live broadcasting."

While searching for something, the anti-counterfeiting anchor said, "What do you know about women's views? I don't earn more money, so how can I enroll my children in more expensive cram schools? How can you afford to spend?"

talking.

He searched for a cosmetics store on the map.

Invite credit to tell his wife.

"I see that you have bottomed out a few bottles of water and milk. This time, I will go to the counterfeit cosmetics store and bring you back a few bottles for trial."

His wife hesitated to speak.

There was an indescribable panic in my heart.

She stopped him: "Or don't go this time, next time, next time, I will definitely not stop you."

The anti-counterfeiting anchor rolled his eyes: "You always say that, it's fine, you can stay at home and wait for my good news."

"Bang" sound.

The door was closed.

The loud noise was exceptionally clear and frightening, as if the god of death had opened the gate of hell.

The anti-counterfeiting anchor walked to the side of the road and continued to browse through a cosmetics store he had found.

The snowflakes are still floating.

blurred his vision.

The anti-counterfeiting anchor didn't look carefully at the name of the cosmetics store, but took a taxi and went straight to the destination.

soon.

The taxi stops.

He got out of the car and looked at the "ROSE" cosmetics store located in a remote corner.

There was a doubt in my heart.

What kind of store will open in such a remote place?
The fake anchor was puzzled.

Still walked over.

As soon as he entered the store, he held up a selfie stick that he pretended to be in the live broadcast, and walked around arrogantly.

It seems that the clerk will be afraid to contact the store manager in the area, and then spend money.

The anti-counterfeit anchor imagined that the money would come rushing into his account, and he waited for a long time but no one came close to him and complimented him.

He glanced at the uniformed shop assistants.

I was taken aback by their expressions. The clerks looked indifferent, as if they were looking at someone who was going to die.

The anti-counterfeiting anchor's heart skipped a beat, and he subconsciously looked at the beauty brand name in the store - ROSE.

RO...SE?

He seems to have entered the wrong cosmetics store!

The anti-counterfeiting anchor has always understood what it means to do what is within his means, and he has always been self-aware. Today he is going to a small brand called ROOSE.

Not such a weird place.

Although he has never heard of such a beauty brand, the decoration in the store is extravagant and the cosmetics are also very gorgeous, which is not something ordinary people can afford.

He cursed inwardly.

It's all because foreign languages ​​are too similar.

Caused him to go to the wrong place.

The anti-counterfeiting anchor turned off the mobile phone that was pretending to be broadcasting live, and wanted to exit the cosmetics store with a smile.

When he was about to step out of the glass door.

An enchanting female voice sounded, and the charming nun came out from the secret door.

"Why are you leaving in such a hurry?"

The fake anchor turned his head stiffly.

Seeing a beauty, he faintly felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

The visitor is dressed in a black and white nun's robe, which is obviously the ultimate black and white, but it feels wonderful/desire to be worn by her.

The nun locked on to him with unblinking eyes.

She wears a cross.

It's just that the cross is covered with bloody roses, which looks nondescript and full of disobedience.

By the time the anti-counterfeiting anchor was filled with strange emotions, he was already sitting in front of the dressing table with his shoulders held down.

"Our aim is to make guests forget their ugly self. What face do you like?"

The nun laughed stiffly.

The long black nails climbed onto the face of the fake anchor, and could be peeled and changed with just one order.

The anti-counterfeiting anchor stared blankly.

When the cheek was poked and the pain woke him up, he stared in horror at the image in the mirror.

The nun behind her is no beauty.

She's not even human.

It's obviously a huge ugly goat with a hideous face in a nun's robe!
He shivered and trembled.

Yes.

He should have thought that no one would wear a nun's robe in a cosmetics store!No one will ask the customer what face he likes!

The anti-fake anchor ran away, and staggered when he ran to the door: "Help! There is a monster, a monster! Help!"

Due to excessive tension, blue blood vessels protruded from his face and neck, accompanied by the blood flowing down his face, making him look a bit hideous.

The anti-fake anchor looked back.

The lights in the store flickered.

The goat in a nun's robe licked the blood from his fingertips and grinned cruelly.

at this time.

The shop is full of people.

When the anti-counterfeiting anchor's dull eyes glanced at the masked man, his distracted pupils suddenly became focused.

He is like a drowning man who has finally grasped the straw of life-saving, meeting hope in the deepest despair.

When he wanted to ask the masked man for help.

The masked man bent slightly: "Your Excellency Baphomet."

As soon as this word comes out.

The anti-counterfeiting anchor's heart ached sharply.

This is where the savior.

This is a bigger nightmare!
He was afraid.

Trembling and cowering on the ground.

Baphomet, who was regarded as Satan's left and right hand, rolled his long scarlet tongue and swallowed the remaining blood in his hand.

When sitting back.

A coronation chair made of sheep skulls appeared in the air, and she leaned on the back of the chair and supported her head with one hand.

With his free hand, he waved a pot that looked like a magic potion bottle into the masked man's arms.

"Here, three drops."

In order to collect the power of faith for Lou Nayou to eat, Buffalo carefully selected many guests, but only found three people and animals that met the collection requirements, including the delivery anchor puffs and the coser big V jelly.

And Puff has dedicated himself to testing Jiang Di's chessboard formation, and Jelly has also dedicated himself to awakening the saffron demon.

It is normal for the output to be low.

The masked man bowed his head all the time: "Jiang Di of Samadhi and Kong Wu have lost contact. The commander may change. I ordered you to be careful while lurking and pay attention to them."

Buffy raised his chin.

Said she already knew.

The masked man disappeared immediately.

The anti-counterfeiting anchor trembled and did not dare to go to see Bhavmi. He regretted not listening to his wife's advice. Now he can only pray silently, praying for the blessing of the Buddha and God's eyes.

waited for so long.

The crackdown on fake anchors has not seen death either.

He quietly opened one eye, and found that the whole room suddenly became very quiet, and the sheep-headed monster disappeared.

The employees of the cosmetics store lowered their heads and lowered their hands, motionless like marionettes.

The anti-fake anchor held his breath.

When he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Buffy suddenly appeared in front of the anti-counterfeiting anchor, showing him a sneer like a prescribed procedure.

next second.

A scream came out, and the place where the anti-counterfeiting anchor was located was covered in blood.

Just leave the selfie stick and phone...

When the anti-counterfeiting host broadcast the event.

Yan Jiu, who was far away in the attic, paused with premonition, and glanced at the progress displayed on the system panel.

Yan Jiu put down his chopsticks and frowned, "It's too greedy not to leave the whole body."

System: [Yes!Although the little dummy's character is certainly wrong, but it's not so wrong that there is no whole body. 】

Yan Jiu: "..." Who is Xiaojia?