I buried the host, relying on the prophecy, the whole network exploded

Yan Jiu turned a blind eye to Lian Mai of "Taoism Tianzun", turned around and started to watch funny videos.

Then I saw a hairstyle anchor.

The copywriting at the beginning of the video is a problem.

#What hairstyle is suitable for a round face#
Using interrogation to set up suspense and lead to the following, when everyone thought it was a serious video, the camera turned, and the rather explosive hairstyle hit the eyes of every viewer.

Teacher Tony introduced the works in his hands seriously: "Hairstyle [-], black-bone chicken and white crested head, while changing the shape of the hair, it can also increase the rate of turning heads when walking on the road."

There is a saying that pure black is not as good as colorful black.

Teacher Tony in the video has a deep understanding of the above points of view, and integrates the concepts into hair design.

Most netizens are the same as Yan Jiu.

Withstood the onslaught of hairstyles.

[Black-bone chicken and white crested head ×, eyeball damage device. 】

[Just hearing the name makes me explode. . . 】

[With this cool hairstyle, I will become the most beautiful boy in the southwest street! 】

[Mustard crickets?Don't die! ? 】

[I would like to call him the godfather of Shamat. 】

[It is the volume of hair that I envy. 】

【How can they hold back their laughter? 】

When netizens are talking all over the place.

Teacher Tony in the video began to explain the second hairstyle: "Dapeng spreads its wings, and on a rainy day, my mother no longer has to worry about my hairstyle without an umbrella."

[Frog fun, Thai pants are hot! ! ! 】

[My eyes: no eyes, really no eyes. 】

[What's the matter with being a little handsome. 】

[I really like this. 】

[How to convince the volunteers to blow, wash and iron the scissors? 】

[You don’t need to wear a helmet to ride a bicycle. 】

【Mom no longer has to worry about my girlfriend eyeing me. 】

[If you cut this hairstyle, you will be single for the rest of your life! 】

After the video ends.

Yan Jiu's face was still convulsed with joy, and anyone who looked at her face without image would have to say something.

She slides over potential clients.

No comment or follow.

While she was rubbing her face, the huge roar of thunder in the distance lit up the sky for several seconds.

Yan Jiu found the live broadcast room of "Tao Fa Tian Zun".

Sure enough, the screen went black.

And under the account of "Tao Fa Tian Zun".

A netizen is called an active person.

[Have you ever witnessed someone being struck by lightning? 】

[There is material for nightmares tonight. . . 】

[Master is gone! ! ! 】

[Death and burial, Amen. 】

[Ah, no offense intended! 】

[Go all the way and go all the way! 】

[Where are those fans who are clamoring for joy?Your master has been instigated by you. 】

[The master just failed once, we believe that the master has become a Buddha immediately. 】

[Please, becoming a Buddha immediately belongs to the Buddhist school, and Taoism Tianzun is obviously from the Taoist school, you fake fan. 】

【According to what you said, then I can also induce thunder, but only once in a lifetime~】

[Master: Not only did I fail, I also failed. 】

The news that "Tao Fa Tian Zun" was dead was reposted by netizens a lot, but there were comments from "fake" fans and "black" fans. Most of the netizens were sober and didn't believe in "Tao Fa Tian Zun" at all.

They only know that there are such a group of stupid fans, and the real master is not so smart.

Believe in such half-assed masters.

It's better to believe in Yan Jiu.

then.

"Tao Fa Tian Zun" had the expected fire, but there was no explosion. He did not leave a name in the history of metaphysics, but only left a figure on Yan Jiu's watch list.

Yan Jiu floated downstairs.

Tell Jiang Di and Kong Wu, who plan to fight the landlord all night, to bring back the body of the orphan "Tao Fa Tian Zun".

Jiang Di was typing in front of the computer, when he heard Yan Jiu's voice coming from the window, he thought it was an auditory hallucination.

Kong Wu looked at the time, and he said without the idea of ​​sleep: "Go now and you should be able to come back tomorrow morning."

Jiang Di turned a deaf ear to it, and even put on a headset: "I'll finish winning the nerd's golden bean right away, let me start another round... Hey, don't drag me!"

Yan Jiu sat on the roof of the attic again.

Watching the two drive away.

The hearse that snakes out of place drifts away.

Yan Jiu looked hesitant.

She seems to have forgotten something.

Wait until the hearse disappears.

Yan Jiu's eyes widened.

and many more!

These two can't drive yet! ?

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at the same time.

Jiang Di jumped out of the car, ran to the side of the road and vomited wildly, then said weakly: "Why don't I drive?"

Kong Wu frowned.

He was clearly driving according to the manual.

Why does the car still stall?

Kong Wu looked at the hearse in a daze, and only looked away when he noticed movement not far away.

The blurry figure became clear, and under the night, the man was running disheveled and flustered.

behind him.

There is a group of black bats.

The bat's scarlet eyes and sharp teeth were sunken into shadows, as terrifying as the resurrection of a specimen.

Looking at each other from a distance.

After seeing people.

The speed under Chen Mohan's feet slowed down.

He couldn't bring the things behind him to ordinary people, gritted his teeth and changed the escape route, and jumped into the bushes.

Jiang Di put his hands on top of his head: "This kid has a good heart, do we want to help?"

Kong Wu didn't speak.

But prove it with actions.

Jiang Di saw someone follow him: "Wait for me."

Chen Mohan, who ran away, just wanted to say something about the bad luck of the year. He happened to be investigating in City B and saw Yan Jiu's comment when he found time, so he wanted to take a look at "Tao Fa Tian Zun".

It doesn't matter what you look at.

He saw a vampire wearing a blood-red cloak, groping around the body of "Tao Fa Tian Zun".

Finally found a ticket.

It stands to reason that the "Tao Fa Tian Zun" was struck by lightning, his clothes were slightly scorched, and the ticket could not be intact.

But the ticket was spotless.

Chen Mohan subconsciously felt that the boat ticket was an important thing. He wanted to hide in the dark and not show his face, but he was still discovered.

This turn around.

Just ran to the present.

Chen Mohan supported the tree trunk, he couldn't count on the signal to call the savior in time.

The blood at the fingertips of the middle finger is the most yang.

He bit his middle finger.

About to set a trap.

A childish voice came.

"I used to like grilled bats the most, leave it to me!"

Chen Mohan turned around.

I saw a child waving dice and rushing into the group of bats, and a girl in a white suit.

The girl's skin that can be broken by blowing bombs is faintly visible under the moonlight, and her long hair is only tied with a red string and a few pieces of peacock feathers. She is so beautiful that she looks like she is not human.

just.

He is too tall.

The chest... is too flat.

Chen Mohan closed his eyes, he spat at himself for being shameless and rude, and then clasped his fists at people.

Kong Wu turned around.

Looking at Chen Mohan with blood on his lips.

Lingyu moved slightly.

The soul of the person in front of him is instantly clear.

He is a doctor with a bad name.

at that time.

Jiang Di waved his nails glowing with cold light, sharp as if poking a blood hole.

Face the bat.

One plug one accurate.

The swarm of bats screamed miserably, and a few bats were cut off their tails to survive, and escaped from the scene that was comparable to a slaughterhouse.

Jiang Di grabbed a bat with one hand: "Forget you run fast!"

The poisonous insects crawled out of the wooden dice earrings next to Jiang Di's ears and landed on the bats, as if corroded by sulfuric acid. The bats emitted thick white smoke and quickly disappeared.

The whole process of destroying corpses and eradicating traces was smooth and flowing.

Seeing that Chen Mohan called him an expert.

Chen Mohan stepped forward and said: "Thank you two fellow Taoists for your help. My name is Chen Mohan. I don't know what to call me?"

Jiang Di bared his teeth and smiled: "My name is Jiang Di."

Kong Wu rolled his eyes: "Kong Wu."

When Chen Mohan heard Kong Wu's voice, he couldn't help but look sideways, not waiting for him to thank him again.

Kong Wu took the lead and asked, "Can you drive?"

Chen Mohan, who just got his driver's license, nodded.

next second.

Chen Mohan was taken to the hearse.

The familiar hearse made Chen Mohan hesitate.

Isn't this the car in Yan Jiu's hall?

Maybe it's just a coincidence~
Sitting in the driver's seat, Chen Mohan looked at Kong Wu who was buckling up his seat belt gracefully, feeling deeply in his heart.

Such a beautiful person.

It turned out to be a road killer.

Sure enough, God is fair.

He opened the door for Kong Wu.

Just have to close a window.