I buried the host, relying on the prophecy, the whole network exploded

Inside the attic.

Jiang Di, who was peeping by the window, couldn't help but patted his chest: "The reincarnation of the Ninth Boss is still so terrifying. If you don't pay attention, you don't know how to fall into the pit."

Kong Wu nodded with lingering fear.

Obviously he also has a deep understanding.

Looking at the people in the yard and the Tsing Yi, Kong Wu remembered that a long time ago, Wu Jiu had a long talk with Guan Zi'an alone, and he didn't know what they talked about.

It is undeniable that it is impossible for him and Jiang Di to be as tight-lipped as Guan Zi'an.

Holding the egg beater, Jiang Azi sincerely offered a suggestion: "Brother Jiang Jiang, can you remove the title, it seems that our funeral home is too much like a gangster."

Today is the New Year, and Jiang Azi designed a set of red clothes for everyone, not to mention how festive it is.

But Jiang Di's title is not festive at all.

Jiang Di with her hips on her hips: "I won't! Also, don't call me Jiang Jiang, I'm not domineering at all!"

The three words "Jiu Lao Da" are his recognition of Wu Jiu, and other people will not understand him.

Also, he changed his name to Jiang Di, not to be the younger brother of Jiang Azi who happened to have the same surname!
Mengniang laughed and said, "You can't expect a narcissistic zombie who named himself Emperor Zhuang to change his name."

Jiang Azi thought for a while: "Yes."

The rest couldn't help laughing out loud.

Jiang Di, who was said to be narcissistic, looked proud.

He caught the young monk who was floating in the air while meditating on Amitabha and asked him his name.

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Huang Xiaoqiang huddled in the corner and warned the four little ones and Coke: "At the beginning of the monster, the nature is good."

Yu Shanpiao laughed in mid-air, but his eyes fell on his brother She Liang.

She Liangzheng persuaded the hedgehog huddled in his hands earnestly: "The curator said, we must cure your social fear."

Bai Baibai wants to cry but has no tears.

The mountain god is eating melon seeds, and from time to time shares with Shu Qin what he has seen and heard in Huanyun Mountain.

Shu Qin touched the crutch: "It will be better."

The mountain god suddenly said: "It's a pity that there is no Lang Zongyi on the New Year's Eve dinner table this year."

Shu Qin smiled cryptically: "Everything has its own destiny."

The mountain god glanced at Shu Qin, he always wanted to ask Shu Qin why he made himself look old, but after thinking about it, he decided not to ask women's ages.

He was afraid that he would be beaten...

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years later.

Yan Jiu was invited to the movie city.

On the road.

Yan Jiu, who was particularly concerned about Xiao Wang, calculated that Fang Ga was in prison, so she decisively dialed Ma Weiwei's number.

Ma Weiwei patted his chest and assured: "Xiao Wang's family members are all distant relatives. After the forensic examination is completed, the body will be guaranteed to be handled by the funeral home of the senior."

Yan Jiu hung up in satisfaction.

Then go to the account of "one day one suggestion". It's not that she hasn't watched the videos these days, but she doesn't have any customers.

Since her attention and comments were left years ago, few people remembered it after a year.

Yan Jiu looked at the suspended account, and temporarily turned his attention to other videos.

This transfer doesn't matter.

Yan Jiu found a video of the explosion, which was a balloon funeral that even the funeral parlor called novelty after watching it.

Country R has a small land area, and due to the serious aging population, the number of deaths has increased sharply, resulting in the impact of no place to bury.

Then.

Some experts threatened to put the ashes of the deceased in a balloon and send it to a high altitude, so that the balloon would explode naturally.

[md, this group of little days are too good at it. 】

[Frustrated?This is to know that one's elders have committed heinous crimes, so that they can punish the evil and promote the good. 】

[Don't blame them, they don't have a family view, they don't have a humanistic spirit, and they don't have the idea that the dead are the greatest.I was also to blame, I was the midwife doctor at that time, and I forgot to put my brain back on to the specialist. 】

[Laughing to death hahahahahahaha! 】

Yan Jiu searched for experts through foreign media and websites, and found that the other party had the same surname as Suzuki Dunzi.

System panel: [Ding!

Checked by: Suzuki Specialist,

Remarks: high-quality customers,
Mortality rate: 97%,

Time of death: After the 8th evil,

It is recommended that the host pay attention immediately! 】

System: [Suzuki, he and that little day belong to the same family? 】

Not a family, do not enter the door.

Yan Jiu expressed that she understood.

And send attention.

Then click into the comments section of the video.

[Good job, reward! 】

[Small days: Some grandma fell on my head. 】

[One day, so-and-so: Gan, this wind smells like his mother and other old men. 】

[No normal person would have thought of such a funeral! 】

【Would you say that he is an expert~】

【Suddenly I feel that the diamond burial is also understandable. It's better to tell the grandson later that your great-grandmother exploded in this area. 】

[No, there is a picture! 】

[In the future, what will "fascinate" people's eyes in country R is not necessarily the wind and sand, but it may also be someone who is too milky. 】

[Grandma Gray who dyed her hair is borrowing from you. 】

[Laugh and get rich. 】

[I haven't washed my hair for a week, and there are three old men on my head. 】

[Must support! 】

Because it is an external network + external website, Yan Jiu used the overseas version of Douyin, so it did not attract the attention of netizens.

Only "Suzuki experts".

Suzuki Chuan had just finished the part of arguing for the rationality of the balloon burial. When he turned on his phone to relax, he found that he had received a follow from @流行不解谁谁一龙.

He straightened up.

"Bagaya Road!"

After finding out that it was Yan Jiu, Suzuki Chuan cursed and strode out of the room.

When passing the half-length mirror.

The mirror reflected a 50-year-old face.

He is older than Suzuki Tonko, but because he is not as strong as Suzuki Tonko, he has to call him a senior sister.

Now that the other party died inexplicably, he could finally replace Atsuko Suzuki as the counselor of the Ka Mo family.

The first thing he did when he took office was to consolidate the national destiny for country R. Country R had caused too many killings in the past, which made the national destiny less and less, so that natural disasters and man-made disasters landed.

to this end.

He proposes a balloon burial.

The bones after death are very important, and the complete bones are more important than the ashes.

The bones of the ancestors can affect the luck of the descendants.

If the bones of the ancestors are smashed into ashes, and then the ashes are scattered, the quantum entanglement will be gone, and what the ancestors did will not affect them.

In order to make the plan go smoothly, he proposed balloon burial, but he didn't expect to attract Yan Jiu's attention.

Is this group of media idle? ?
It was hyped!

As early as before the new year in country Z.

He Mao's family issued an emergency order not to run into Yan Jiu unless it was absolutely necessary.

Shortly after.

Suzukigawa knelt at the gate of Kamo's house waiting to be summoned.

waited for so long.

Did not wait for the audio.

He knew he was let go.

Suzuki Chuan's forehead was dripping with cold sweat. In order not to arouse the anger of the Kamo family, he even thought of committing suicide by cutting himself out.

But he was not willing to die like this.

Suzuki Chuan gritted his teeth. He didn't know how dangerous Yan Jiu was, but since he could be guarded by He Mao's family, it was not easy. Even if he died, he would drag Yan Jiu to his back!
He paid homage to Kamo's house.

Resolutely had to leave.

He needs to plan well.

How to do it can not only drag He Mao's family into the water, but also let Yan Jiu die quietly.

First of all.

He wanted to find the ninja that Suzuki's family had cultivated for a long time, but after searching around, he found that the other party could not be contacted.

Suzuki Chuan was at a loss: "What's going on?"

He hurriedly made up his mind, only to find out that the bearded student was going to country Z. In the end, the bearded student named Xiaoman stayed in the country for the New Year, but the bearded man disappeared in Heijing.

It takes a thousand days to raise soldiers, and the ninja he raised for so long just disappeared in country Z! ?
That is the seed player that their Suzuki family spent resources on, and it is also one of the best in the ninja world.

Unless it is an existence like the Yin Ling in Tsing Yi who takes action, otherwise, the beard can't disappear without a trace!
Country Z?So scary!