I buried the host, relying on the prophecy, the whole network exploded

The corpse of "fishing without a hook" was found in a pond in the suburbs, MiNi stumbled and fell into the sewer to belch, and the shopkeepers were arrested for murder, all of which happened when Yan Jiu went to the airport.

Netizens started a heated discussion about this.

[I heard that many funeral shops are closed. 】

[Smear Jiuye’s theft on the Internet, closing down the door, and [-] days of detention are still light. 】

[Is detention a prison sentence? 】

[No, it should not be kept. 】

【My second uncle was a soldier, will it affect my imprisonment?】

[Pfft, what the hell question? 】

[Daily crooked building. 】

["Zero Yuan Purchase" is over. 】

Yan Jiu didn't know the comments on the Internet, she was waiting to watch the video in the waiting hall.

Before checking in.

Yan Jiu saw a video of eating watermelon.

The video only has pictures and text.

The picture shows a thin-skinned and fleshy watermelon cut into many small pieces. Next to the watermelon is a pile of sticks. The accompanying text is a bit funny.

The comments below are also very interesting.

[Quickly show it in my mouth. 】

[Repay the favor watermelon, I'll eat it! 】

【Must be sand!Crisp I don't understand! 】

[I still think that crispy melon is the king of melons, and I can choke my fart if I eat sandy flesh. 】

[The sandy ones are sweeter. 】

【Long live the crisp door≧▽≦! 】

Yan Jiu swiped past the comments and exited the video.

I don't know if it was because of the watermelon video, but the videos she saw next were all related to watermelon.

Yan Jiu was attracted by a video of #Z国人不会吃水melon rind#.

In an instant.

The system panel lights up: [Ding!

Check Objects: R after the national anthem,
Remarks: high-quality customers,
Mortality rate: 88%,

Time of death: After the 71st private meeting with his lover,
It is recommended that the host pay attention immediately! 】

System: [Cheating? 】

Yan Jiu clicked into the video with great interest.

The video is an interview: a singer from Country R appeared under the host's microphone in costume.

The female singer couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing when she looked at the host's mobile phone screenshot on the Internet.

"Only people from country Z would waste watermelons like this. In our country, eating like this will be called crazy."

"It's a little ridiculous that they don't know that watermelon rinds are edible."

"As Chinese netizens said, I also seriously doubt that they really have so many watermelons to eat. I always feel that they are grandstanding."

“Only a few people in their country can eat watermelon. It’s no wonder they don’t know that the rind can be eaten.”

The video goes here.

The barrage has covered the entire screen.

The coverage reached the point where the faces of female singers and hosts can only be seen when the barrage is closed.

["Ridiculous", who the hell is ridiculous! 】

[Is it illegal to eat melon flesh in your country? 】

[I cut a melon in half and ate it with a spoon. I don’t have anything to eat. 】

[In our country, melon rind is pig feed. 】

【Isn’t the watermelon rind fed to chickens, ducks and geese? 】

[Normal people who eat melon rinds. 】

[Tsk, it's really difficult for a small island to imagine the vastness of country Z. 】

The video quickly comes to the middle.

After the female singer was asked by the host if she likes to eat watermelon, what are the pickling methods.

The queen of the female song was very humble: "I only know a dozen methods, unlike the people of Z country, they don't even know that melon rind can be pickled, forget it, let's not make it too difficult for them, learn to be considerate."

There are more barrage comments in an instant.

[Fuck your mother and be considerate. 】

【Yes, we don't pickle, we only eat melon pulp. 】

[Thanks to Grandma Wu for letting me eat melons so well. 】

【pay tribute! 】

[How about this, everyone will leave the watermelon rind and post it to Xiaotian to eat, and the postage is at your own expense. 】

【I'm going to dig through the trash can, collect the watermelon rinds, pickle them and export them to them. 】

[I voted for the project upstairs! 】

At the end of the video, the female singer was asked if she would prepare dinner and fruit for her husband.

"My husband and I have always been very affectionate. We prepare a change of clothes for him every day, and of course meals are included."

see this.

Yan Jiu resolutely quit the video, and searched for the female singer's account on the Internet, followed and commented with one click.

【@流走不向奶谁一起一龙V: It doesn’t necessarily mean that the husband and wife are loving, so it is recommended to handle the funeral immediately. 】

After posting the comment, she swipe away and read it 5 minutes later, her comment was upvoted as usual.

[Jiu Ye cherishes words like gold! 】

[Isn't this the queen of the R national anthem who said that Z people can't afford melons? 】

[Everyone laughs casually, the merit will be reduced by the queen of the song. 】

【Little day, come out and explain, why is the family life of the song queen in your country not loving~】

[Ba Ga, it's all slander! 】

[Yo yo yo, I’m still angry. 】

[We can’t afford to spread rumors and we don’t have the same knowledge as you. If we tell the truth, you will be angry. 】

When there was another person on Yan Jiu's follow list, the female singer only found out later.

Her face was pale and her lips were bloodless.

"How to do!?"

"Is there a way to contact Onmyoji? Yan Jiu is so evil, only Onmyoji can suppress evil!"

The assistant knew that the female singer and her husband were in name only, so she said: "Xue Nako, didn't you tell me that your boyfriend is very capable? Do you want to contact him first?"

Xue Naiko frowned.

His boyfriend is indeed a bit tricky, it is said that he is one of the followers of He Mao's family.

But she hasn't seen her little boyfriend for many years, at least ten years.

But being noticed by Yan Jiu is a nightmare. It seems that the only person she can turn to is her boyfriend.

In a hurry, she tore off the only talisman and got in touch with him, but the other party told her to wait for him to come back.

see.

The assistant was puzzled: "Don't do anything?"

Feeling Fuli's reply, Xue Naiko breathed a sigh of relief: "He replied to me like this."

She trusts her boyfriend.

Definitely won't abandon her.

And the person trusted by Xue Naiko did not give up on her. When he escaped from the police in country Z, he did not forget to reply to his lover's request for help, trying to make people feel at ease.

"Don't move! Raise your hands!"

"You are already doomed!"

The siren of the police car sounded from far to near, and the police officer's voice also reached Ishizawa's ears from far to near.

Shi Ze stood beside the wall with no way out, and lit a cigarette slowly and gracefully.

Alcohol and tobacco smell intertwined, making him not like a fugitive, but like a rich man pushing a drink at the wine table, and he didn't panic at all when he was aimed at him by a red dot sight.

The police officer raised his gun and shouted: "Hold your head and squat down!"

The black police uniform shines with the brilliance of justice, in stark contrast to Ishi Zejo.

Ishizawa said leisurely: "I never thought about using my trump card, but now it seems that I have to use it."

He originally didn't want to reveal his true identity and methods, but the fact that Xue Naiko was being watched made him have to change.

Joe Ishizawa is the most perfect weapon of the Kamo family. His destiny has been concealed by magic weapons since he was born.

No one could count him in, not even Yan Jiu, but he never expected that Yan Jiu would count people around him.

The fact that Xue Naiko was concerned by Yan Jiu was naturally regarded by Shi Zerang as Yan Jiu's warning.

Yan Jiu is truly terrifying!
But ordinary people are not always his opponents.

Shi Zerang threw the cigarette butts over the wall before disappearing: "Before you leave, I will let you suffer another heavy loss."