My wife is Wu Zetian

Li Feng suddenly realized, and ran away directly.

Li Hong rubbed his eyes, his eyes full of disbelief.

"Empress Mother, since when did Emperor Father and Elder Sister get so close, hiss."

Before Li Hong finished speaking, the pain in his butt made his mouth twitch.

Wu Zetian also frowned when she saw the scene of father's kindness and daughter's filial piety.

Are the two acting for me here?
Well, I'll see how long you can play.

Touching Li Hong's little head, Wu Zetian also thought about it.

"There must be something between your father and your elder sister, Hong'er, the queen mother has a task here, and only you can complete it in the whole world."

Hearing that there is a task for him, he is the only one in the world who can complete it.

Li Hong also looked at Wu Zetian with bright eyes.

"Mother, you said that Hong'er promised to complete it."

Wu Zetian moved closer to Li Hong's ear and spoke softly.

"Mother, aren't you pushing me into the fire pit? I can't afford to offend both sister and father. Empress Mother should find someone else."

Li Hong's face paled instantly after listening.

Letting myself inquire about the secret between my sister and my father is different from killing myself.

"You can't afford to offend Sister and Father, but you can offend Queen Mother?"

Wu Zetian raised her eyebrows, stretched out her hand and put it on Li Hong's ear.

Li Hong was depressed. Now he finally knew where Elder Sister liked to twist her ears. Judging from his old lady's posture, he must have learned it from her.

"Mother and mother, tap gently, the ear will be twisted off."

"Then will you help the queen?"

Wu Zetian's voice rang in Li Hong's ears, which directly made Li Hong shudder.

The situation is stronger than others. Although the consequences of offending sister and father are serious, but now that his ears are in the hands of his mother, he can only choose the lesser of two evils.

"Help, how can I not help my mother?"

"This is the queen mother's good son, so good."

Wu Zetian let go of Li Hong's ears, and the other party hurriedly jumped aside and rubbed them.

"Let's go, let's try your sister's so-called hot pot."

Wu Zetian flicked his sleeves and walked out, while Li Hong covered his ears with a miserable face, and limped behind Wu Zetian.

The hot pot was boiling hot, Li Zhi sat at the first place, Wu Zetian sat next to him, then Li Yanran, Li Hong, and finally the British Duke Li Ji.

As for Li Siwen, he was not qualified to sit on the table at all, so he could only stand beside him miserably.

"Father, queen, sister, please eat."

Li Hong's performance this time was very good, at least he couldn't find any problems with his meals.

Seeing this scene, Li Zhi and Wu Zetian looked at each other, and they both saw the satisfaction in their eyes.

In the past, Li Hong could be said to be a fan of food, and he would never let go of something delicious.

This time it’s all right, everyone knows that there is a difference between seniority and inferiority.

It seems that in this fiefdom, although Li Hong can't learn those Jingyi history books, it is good to learn how to behave in the world.

"Okay, then I will try this so-called hot pot."

Li Zhi said as he picked up a chopstick and put the mutton into the bowl, mixed with the fragrant sesame sauce, his mouth was full of oil in one bite.

"That's right, Mei Niang, you can try it too."

Speaking of which, Li Zhi put some more mutton into Wu Zetian's bowl, and Wu Zetian couldn't help frowning as he looked at the mutton in the bowl.

She went to the temple to become a nun for several years because of the death of Emperor Taizong.

After returning from the temple, she began to practice vegetarianism.

The entire queen's bedroom, from the eunuch in charge to the maids and servants, are not allowed to eat meat.

Now that Li Zhi came over with the meat, it really made her a little embarrassed.

Li Yanran was clever, looking at Wu Zetian immediately thought of the legend in history, it is said that after Wu Zetian became the emperor, she once issued a ban on massacres.

"Aniang, you use my bowl, this mushroom is delicious."

Pushed his own bowl over, then gave his father a blank look, picked up the mutton in the bowl and started to eat it.

"It's just that I was negligent. I forgot about your habits, Mei Niang. Don't blame me."

Looking at Wu Zetian, Li Zhi smiled embarrassingly.

This way of eating mutton is so delicious, he couldn't help but want to share it with Wu Zetian, but he forgot that she doesn't eat much meat.

"It's okay, the mushrooms are so delicious."

Wu Zetian smiled slightly, her daughter is so caring and her husband is so heartwarming, why should she be angry.

Besides, she is only a believer and not a real monk, so even if she breaks the precept by eating meat, there is no problem.

"Well, it's delicious, okay?"

Li Zhi continued to stretch the chopsticks into the pot as he said, but after holding it for a long time, it was empty.

Look at Li Hong who didn't know when he changed to a sea bowl, and the bowl was full of freshly cooked mutton.

"???"

At this moment, Li Zhi felt that Li Hong in front of him was very strange.

The former son was thin and weak, and he ate a little every time. Even if he was a big fan, he couldn't eat a few mouthfuls.

Looking at this bowl of meat now, it must be at least half a catty.

Can you finish eating so much?

"boom."

Seeing that Li Hong had finished pinching all the meat in the pot, Li Yanran just slapped it over.

"There are flies hehe."

Sensing Wu Zetian's murderous eyes, Li Yanran also smiled embarrassingly.

It went well, but I forgot that my parents were still there.

so far so good.

Li Hong didn't speak after being slapped, but concentrated on cooking.

Thanks to my cleverness, I replaced the sea bowl in advance, otherwise how could I hold so much.

I am so awesome.

"Hong'er, eat slowly, no one will compete with you."

Seeing the wolf-eating son, Wu Zetian felt pity for him.

"Meiniang, this is how a man should eat. How does it look like eating slowly all day long? Don't you think so, Duke of England."

Li Zhi smiled slightly. He used to think that Li Hongchang's thinness was due to the wrong way of eating, but now he saw that he was right.

Otherwise, Li Hongneng would be covered in flesh?
"That is, that is."

Li Ji nodded with a depressed face.

The most unpalatable banquet since ancient times is worthy of having a banquet with the emperor, and even worse than this is the royal family banquet.

There are several people in the family, talking and laughing, even if I am an outsider, I can't get involved, and I dare not leave.

"Siwen, what happened to those bandit captives you just said?"

Li Ji glanced at his son behind him, and asked directly.

"???"

Li Siwen looked at the winking father, and couldn't help being taken aback.

But after glancing at the emperor and empress, he immediately understood.

"Father, the crimes of those prisoners are basically complete, and they are waiting for you to go and check them."

After hearing Li Siwen's words, Li Zhi, Wu Zetian and even Li Yanran understood what Li Ji meant.

Li Zhi inadvertently gave Li Yanran a look, and the other party understood.

"Father, the British Duke is very busy, and he also had dinner just now, let him be busy now."

"Yanran, your royal father and the Duke of England can't allow you to talk here."

But Wu Zetian slapped Li Yanran on the head with a slap, her eyes lighted up and her mind went blank.

Clutching her head, Li Yanran didn't even look at Wu Zetian, but slashed at Li Zhi fiercely.

Look at the good things you do.

Sensing Li Yanran's murderous eyes, Li Zhi watched her with eyes and mouth, and ignored her at all.

"Mr. Ying, go get busy if you have something to do. I'm visiting in private now, so don't worry too much about it."

Li Zhi waved his hand, signaling Li Ji to hurry up.

"Thank you Your Majesty, Li Ji is leaving, Siwen, you are here to take good care of you."

"???"