My wife is Wu Zetian

Li Yanran glared at Cheng Chubi, you are the one who talks the most among these people.

Talking nonsense again, I will give you the director of the toilet.

"Brother Li, there are forty large carts this time, and it's also the first order of business for the Longmen Escort Bureau. Don't be sloppy. I suggest that five hundred forbidden troops come out together.
In this way, we can not only show those merchants our strength, but also deter banditry along the way, saving a lot of trouble. "

Li Siwen looked at the map, thought for a while and said to Li Yanran.

"Five hundred forbidden troops? Li Siwen, are you out of your mind? If you didn't say you were escorting the goods, I would have thought you were going to go up the mountain to suppress the bandits."

Hearing Li Siwen's words, Cheng Chubi's eyes almost popped out.

"Five hundred forbidden troops are not enough, and another three hundred are strong enough to accompany."

Who knew that Li Yanran nodded and added another 300 people.

"Brother Li, 800 people, what do you want to do?"

Yu Chihuan was also stunned, you send 800 people to escort forty carts, and each cart requires 20 people.

Even if this is the first business of Longmen Bodyguard Bureau, it shouldn't be like this.

"I just want to go up the mountain to suppress the bandits."

"???"

"???"

"???"

The three of Li Siwen looked at each other, all in a daze.

Isn't it an escort caravan?

Why did it become a mountain to suppress bandits again?

Brother Li, what do you want to do?

"Why, only those bandits are allowed to rob others, and I'm not allowed to rob those bandits?"

Li Yanran kicked Cheng Chubi. To be a bandit, one must have the consciousness of being a bandit. Whoever stipulates that bandits are only allowed to rob civilians, I can't rob bandits.

If I, Li Yanran, don't do it, then I have to do my best.

I want those bandits to know who is the number one bandit in Tang Dynasty.

"Snatch bandits? This, isn't it a little too much?"

Hearing Li Yanran's words, all three of them were depressed.

Robbing bandits, thanks to the fact that you are also the princess of Tang Dynasty.

Such things can be said.

If those bandits know about it, they will be considered qualified if they don't scold their mothers.

"Passed? What passed? This princess is called to persuade people to be good, eliminate violence and make good. You know nothing, so it's settled."

Li Yanran gave the three of them a blank look, and immediately made a decision.

"Okay okay."

Li Siwen thought for a while and had nothing to say.

Anyway, you are the princess, you have the final say.

I just hope that your emperor Laozi will not be mad at death if he knows that he has given birth to such a bandit daughter.

"Well, this time Cheng Chubi and Yuchihuan are accompanying, while Li Siwen and Changsun Yan stay in the fief."

"Accompany?"

"Brother Li, don't you want to go by yourself?"

Hearing the word accompanying, several people were all dumbfounded.

"Yes, do you have any opinions?"

Seeing the expressions of the three of them, Li Yanran was also taken aback.

What's all the fuss about this, it's the first time Longmen Escort has sold goods, how could she not follow as the proprietor.

If you guys mess it up for me, I won't have a place to cry when the time comes.

"Brother Li, this is absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible."

Cheng Chubi stared at Li Yanran, I have no objection to you accepting this deal.

After all, people are all yours, and you can make troubles as you like, but it is absolutely impossible for you to go there.

If there is any accident in the middle of this, let alone the emperor, I will have to chop them off and bury them with you.

"Don't give me an elbow, I've made up my mind, so I don't need to say much."

Li Yanran also stared at Cheng Chubi, I finally had a chance to go out and enjoy the scenery of the Tang Dynasty.

You just want to say no to me?
which is so easy.

"Brother Li, please spare us. If you go out, if His Majesty finds out, our lives will be lost."

Yu Chihuan also shook his head with a big round face, his eyes were full of rejection.

"If you don't tell me and I don't tell you, can the royal father know?"

Li Yanran is depressed, as long as you don't inform me, who will know that I am not entrusted in Lishan.

A bunch of mallets.

A few people are depressed, how can there be paper in the world that can cover a fire?
If it leaked out, they would have to be reprimanded.

"I know."

Li Hong didn't know when he came over, holding two bunches of candied haws in his hand.

"what do you know?"

Glancing at Li Hong, Li Yanran was also taken aback.

This guy is really the reincarnation of Tu Xingsun, he will come and leave as soon as he says.

Come and go without a trace?
"I know that my sister is going to leave the fief with the caravan and go to martial arts."

Li Hong licked the candied haws with his tongue, his eyes were full of complacency.

"Since you know all about it, sister will keep you forever."

Li Yanran's face changed color instantly, looking at Li Hong her eyes were full of murderous intent.

"Sister, what do you want to do?"

Li Hong swallowed, and involuntarily took two steps back, his face full of horror.

"It should be murder."

A terrifying smile appeared on the corner of Li Yanran's mouth.

"Sister, don't kill me, don't kill me."

Li Hong sat down on the ground, his eyes filled with tears.

"Scared you to death."

Seeing Li Hong's appearance, Li Yanran couldn't help but also smiled.

The little kid just doesn't want to be scared, I'm just talking for fun.

"Sister, you scared me to death."

Li Hong glanced at Li Yanran's small face and was falsely alarmed. He quickly stood up and patted the dust off his buttocks.

"Xiao Li Hong, if you dare to disclose this matter, don't blame sister for being cruel."

With Peng's slap, Li Yanran slapped Li Hong on the head.

"Sister, do you know how to make a person keep a secret?"

Li Hong covered his head, tilted his head and asked Li Yanran.

"If you want to keep a secret by yourself, you must kill it. Only the dead can keep their mouths shut."

"Sister, if you are like this, I have nothing to say."

Li Hong pouted, sister, you are really too dark.

Opening your mouth and shutting your mouth is killing people, aren't you afraid of being known by your father?
"What on earth are you trying to say? My sister doesn't have the patience to play house with you."

"Sister, as long as you take me with you, then how can I go to inform my father, whether you say yes or no."

Li Hong held Li Yanran's arm directly, his eyes full of anticipation.

"Brother Li, absolutely not."

Hearing that Li Hong was going to follow, Cheng Chubi and the others almost knelt down.

This f*cking Li Yanran is already enough for them to scratch their heads, if they add Li Hong in the past.

Don't use your own father, they just wipe their necks now.

The emperor of the province blamed it, and then implicated his parents and brothers.

"The king is talking to my sister, there is no room for you to intervene, no matter how much you dare to talk, just break your legs."

Li Hong immediately jumped up. I discussed it with my sister, not with you.

Are you interrupting now, is it giving you face?

"I'll discount your legs first."

Li Yanran directly slapped him, and Li Hong hurriedly hugged his head from the slap.

"Sister, why are you hitting me again?"

Li Hong was depressed and didn't understand why Li Yanran beat him again.

"I won't hit you. You don't know how high the sky is and how thick the ground is. Follow me to deliver the goods. Have you forgotten who you are?"

Li Yanran directly grabbed Li Hong's ear, staring at him and asked.

"I am a prince, so what, you are still a princess!
We are all the heirs of our father, why can you go if I can't? "

Although Li Hong's ears were twisted, his mouth was still relentless.

"I'm a princess. Then what was the reason why the bandits attacked the fief before? You belong to the Tang Dynasty. If something happens to you, do you know what the consequences will be?"

As Li Yanran said, she twisted her hands vigorously, and Li Hong grinned and wailed again and again.

"Sister, let go, your ears are going to fall off."

"Do you want to go?"

"No, no, let go."

Facing Li Yanran's high-pressure policy, Li Hong couldn't take it anymore, so he quickly confessed and begged for mercy.

"Go away if you have nothing to do, so as not to upset me."

Li Yanran let go, and Li Hong hurried to the door, rubbing his ears vigorously.

"Sister, at worst, let's have a dead end. If I don't go, you don't want to go, or I will tell Father, you just wait to be spanked."

After he finished speaking, he also ran away like a girl.

"Little thief, don't run away, Li Feng will take down the prince for me."

Li Yanran only felt that she was going to explode in anger, the boy was going to sneak attack me, right?

Li Feng started it suddenly, rushed out of the door in three or two steps, and slipped Li Hongti back.

"Li Feng, let me go, or this king will beat your ass to pieces."

While tossing, Li Hong babbled and threatened Li Feng.

"Don't be foolish, a hundred dollars will buy you to shut up."

Li Yanran looked at Li Hong who was being carried away by Li Feng, and said with a frown.

"Sister, don't even try to bribe me, it's a big deal for you, how could the king pay a hundred dollars for it."

Hearing that he was only given a hundred dollars, Li Hong couldn't help but glanced to the side.

I can't be that cheap.

"Two hundred dollars is the most, otherwise I will tie you up until I come back from outside."

Li Yanran frowned slightly, and doubled the money again.

"Two hundred dollars a day."

Li Hong glanced at Li Yanran again, but he did not dare to haggle.

Because Li Yanran is really capable of doing this, if she is tied up every day, she might as well ask for some money.

"150 money per day."

"make a deal."

Li Hong smiled, and then spread his hands towards Li Yanran.

"???"

"What do you mean?"

Seeing Li Hong's dirty hands, Li Yanran was also taken aback.

"The transaction has been made just now, so today's 150 yuan plus the 170 yuan pocket money you promised me every day, a total of [-] yuan."

Hearing Li Hong's words, Li Yanran felt her anger rush to her forehead.

The arithmetic I taught you is all on my head now, right?

Before I leave, you start asking for money.

A reverse grappling directly pressed Li Hong to the ground, followed by a critical blow from the powder fist, which made Li Hong howl again and again.

After beating for a while, Li Yanran got up slowly, but Li Hong's face was wrinkled, with a grievance on his face.

"Go ahead, I'll let you know at the cashier's office, but I can give you the money, and I'll test your homework when I come back. If you fail, don't blame sister and beat you up again."

"Sister is the best."