My wife is Wu Zetian
Chapter 40
Chapter 40
Changsun Wuji is stupid, what kind of wine costs two thousand guan?
If you drink it, you can ascend to heaven or live forever.
"Madam, isn't this wine a bit too expensive?"
Changsun Wuji was a little depressed, he was already wondering if Changsun Yan, a filial son, had gone to the Changsun family to complain, and his wife came to help Changsunyan ask for money.
"Is it expensive? It's called Qiongye Yulu. I buy it on credit. You drink the wine. When people come to ask for money, you give it."
After Changsun finished speaking, he left the jade wine, and left beautifully with perfume.
Changsun Wuji looked at Changsun's back, and couldn't help but want to slap himself.
How old you are, you are still hungry, this is the lesson.
"No, I can't keep this wine in my hands. Come and find Duke E immediately. Duke Lu will come to the mansion. I want to host a banquet for them."
E State Duke Chi Jingde and Lu State Duke Cheng Yaojin were sighing at home, when they heard that Changsun Wuji was hosting a banquet, they also left their residences and went to the Changsun Mansion for the banquet.
The three of them stood looking at each other, Changsun Wuji directly ordered people to serve wine, and after drinking for three rounds, Changsun Wuji also laughed at the two of them.
"I have a bottle of good wine here, which can be called the nectar of heaven."
After speaking, Changsun Wuji brought jade wine and placed it in front of the table.
"Although this nectar is good, it is too expensive. It costs two hundred guan for a mouthful. The two princes want to taste it. I don't want too much. A cup of [-] guan is fine."
"Ok?"
"Ok?"
Yuchi Jingde and Cheng Yaojin looked at the jade wine, they felt bad all over,
"I brought the wine myself."
"I brought it too."
The two each took out the same jade liquid from their pockets and placed them on the table.
Looking at the three identical bottles of wine, Changsun Wuji was stunned.
what's the situation?
Why do these two idiots have the same fine wine?
"Hahahaha, my old Cheng originally thought that only my prodigal wife would buy this wine, but I didn't expect that the Prime Minister and Duke E would do the same."
The three stared at each other, and Cheng Yaojin laughed as if he had figured out something.
"This prodigal woman spends a thousand pennies on a bottle of wine, which really makes people angry."
Yuchi Jingde sighed at the side, his wife really made people resentful, although this wine is rare in the world, but a thousand cups is too expensive.
"How many?"
"How much did you say?"
Hearing this, Cheng Yaojin and Changsun Wuji immediately became ill, and spoke to Yuchi Jingde with their eyes wide open.
"One thousand guan, what's wrong?"
Yuchi Jingde was dumbfounded, why are these two people looking at him like this, don't tell me.
Is my own mother-in-law too expensive?
"Why did my mother-in-law say that this wine is [-] guan?"
Cheng Yaojin immediately stood up and spoke with a tigerish face.
"You're right, my wife said that this wine cost two thousand cups?"
Changsun Wuji is even more depressed, why do you have one thousand guan and the other [-] guan, and you have become two thousand guan?
Isn't this bullying honest people?
Yuchi Jingde looked down at the two of them, he was also a little confused, not only did his mother-in-law not buy it expensive, but also bought it cheaper?
After thinking for a while, Yuchi Jingde said again: "Is the wine different, otherwise it would be impossible to make such a big difference."
"Let me taste it."
Cheng Yaojin poured a glass of each of the three bottles of wine, and smacked his mouth after the three glasses of wine.
"I haven't tasted it yet, I'll try it again."
Looking at the serious eyes of the two, a sly look flashed in Cheng Yaojin's eyes, he poured out three more glasses and drank them all in one go.
"How about it?"
Yuchi Jingde looked at Cheng Yaojin distressedly, don't patronize drinking, talk about your feelings.
Changsun Wuji looked at Cheng Yaojin, a trace of suspicion flashed in his eyes.
This guy is not stealing wine here in the name of tasting wine.
"I haven't tasted it yet, I'll try it again."
With a swipe of his beard, Cheng Yaojin wanted to pour another drink, but was held down by Changsun Wuji.
"Cheng Yaojin, you unscrupulous bastard, you actually stole my wine."
Yuchi Jingde also came to his senses, and threw himself on Cheng Yaojin with a sulky face and staring eyes.
Watching the scuffle between the two, Changsun Wuji quietly grabbed the wine bottle, while pouring the wine, he encouraged Yuchi Jingde to beat Cheng Yaojin until his face burst into tears.
"Yuchi Jingde, stop beating, the old boy Changsun Wuji will finish the wine."
Cheng Yaojin watched all directions, and saw Changsun Wuji stealing wine at a glance, immediately pushed Yuchi Jingde away, rushed towards Changsun Wuji, grabbed a wine bottle and started to inhale the storm.
By the time Yuchi Jingde rushed over, the three bottles of wine were almost exhausted.
"You drank all the wine? That's easy to say, five hundred per person, if you don't pay, don't blame me for getting mad today."
Yuchi Jingde shook the wine bottle, a sly look flashed in his eyes, and he stretched out his big hand to the two of them.
Changsun Wuji and Cheng Yaojin were really stupid this time, they didn't expect that they were scheming and scheming, but in the end they were calculated by Yuchi Jingde, a big fool.
Everyone knows how fierce Yuchi Jingde is, he is a ruthless person who can do anything, Cheng Yaojin and Changsun Wuji can only admit their mistakes,
Otherwise, Yuchi Jingde would be really anxious, he would really dare to set fire to their house.
"Li Feng, do you think my mother will be very happy if she sees that I have made so much money?"
Li Yanran returned to her house with a smile, looking at the boxes of copper coins, she felt satisfied for the first time.
Li Feng quietly came under the peach tree, opened the box, put the gold ingots replaced by one hundred crowns in it, and then came to the lady again.
Although he knew that this place was no longer safe, so what?
Miss always said that the most dangerous place is the safest place, and this time she never thought that I was still hiding money here.
"A lot of money is not good."
Li Feng glanced at Li Yanran and expressed his thoughts.
"You mean Auntie will confiscate my money?"
Hearing this, Li Yanran instantly lost her composure, and the memories of her previous life flooded her mind instantly.
When I was young, my parents always took their own money and said they would save it for themselves, but when she graduated from college, the new year's money was nowhere to be seen.
"No, I want to hide the money, and I can't let my mother know."
As soon as Li Yanran finished speaking, she smelled a scent, and it was nothing but his perfume.
"Lao Li, have you put on perfume?"
Li Feng was depressed, it was obvious what perfume he was wearing.
"lady."
Li Feng turned his head to see that Wu Zetian had already walked beside him, and hurriedly saluted him.
"Ma'am, what is it, A Niang won't come, she has already forgotten about Xiao Yanran."
Li Yanran couldn't help trembling when she spoke, she had already spotted Wu Zetian's figure from the corner of her eye.
No way, it's just a coincidence that Auntie came here just as I was about to hide the money.
"Aniang, you... why are you here?"
Li Yanran took a step back and leaned against the box, her face full of nervousness.
"What are you hiding?"
(End of this chapter)
Changsun Wuji is stupid, what kind of wine costs two thousand guan?
If you drink it, you can ascend to heaven or live forever.
"Madam, isn't this wine a bit too expensive?"
Changsun Wuji was a little depressed, he was already wondering if Changsun Yan, a filial son, had gone to the Changsun family to complain, and his wife came to help Changsunyan ask for money.
"Is it expensive? It's called Qiongye Yulu. I buy it on credit. You drink the wine. When people come to ask for money, you give it."
After Changsun finished speaking, he left the jade wine, and left beautifully with perfume.
Changsun Wuji looked at Changsun's back, and couldn't help but want to slap himself.
How old you are, you are still hungry, this is the lesson.
"No, I can't keep this wine in my hands. Come and find Duke E immediately. Duke Lu will come to the mansion. I want to host a banquet for them."
E State Duke Chi Jingde and Lu State Duke Cheng Yaojin were sighing at home, when they heard that Changsun Wuji was hosting a banquet, they also left their residences and went to the Changsun Mansion for the banquet.
The three of them stood looking at each other, Changsun Wuji directly ordered people to serve wine, and after drinking for three rounds, Changsun Wuji also laughed at the two of them.
"I have a bottle of good wine here, which can be called the nectar of heaven."
After speaking, Changsun Wuji brought jade wine and placed it in front of the table.
"Although this nectar is good, it is too expensive. It costs two hundred guan for a mouthful. The two princes want to taste it. I don't want too much. A cup of [-] guan is fine."
"Ok?"
"Ok?"
Yuchi Jingde and Cheng Yaojin looked at the jade wine, they felt bad all over,
"I brought the wine myself."
"I brought it too."
The two each took out the same jade liquid from their pockets and placed them on the table.
Looking at the three identical bottles of wine, Changsun Wuji was stunned.
what's the situation?
Why do these two idiots have the same fine wine?
"Hahahaha, my old Cheng originally thought that only my prodigal wife would buy this wine, but I didn't expect that the Prime Minister and Duke E would do the same."
The three stared at each other, and Cheng Yaojin laughed as if he had figured out something.
"This prodigal woman spends a thousand pennies on a bottle of wine, which really makes people angry."
Yuchi Jingde sighed at the side, his wife really made people resentful, although this wine is rare in the world, but a thousand cups is too expensive.
"How many?"
"How much did you say?"
Hearing this, Cheng Yaojin and Changsun Wuji immediately became ill, and spoke to Yuchi Jingde with their eyes wide open.
"One thousand guan, what's wrong?"
Yuchi Jingde was dumbfounded, why are these two people looking at him like this, don't tell me.
Is my own mother-in-law too expensive?
"Why did my mother-in-law say that this wine is [-] guan?"
Cheng Yaojin immediately stood up and spoke with a tigerish face.
"You're right, my wife said that this wine cost two thousand cups?"
Changsun Wuji is even more depressed, why do you have one thousand guan and the other [-] guan, and you have become two thousand guan?
Isn't this bullying honest people?
Yuchi Jingde looked down at the two of them, he was also a little confused, not only did his mother-in-law not buy it expensive, but also bought it cheaper?
After thinking for a while, Yuchi Jingde said again: "Is the wine different, otherwise it would be impossible to make such a big difference."
"Let me taste it."
Cheng Yaojin poured a glass of each of the three bottles of wine, and smacked his mouth after the three glasses of wine.
"I haven't tasted it yet, I'll try it again."
Looking at the serious eyes of the two, a sly look flashed in Cheng Yaojin's eyes, he poured out three more glasses and drank them all in one go.
"How about it?"
Yuchi Jingde looked at Cheng Yaojin distressedly, don't patronize drinking, talk about your feelings.
Changsun Wuji looked at Cheng Yaojin, a trace of suspicion flashed in his eyes.
This guy is not stealing wine here in the name of tasting wine.
"I haven't tasted it yet, I'll try it again."
With a swipe of his beard, Cheng Yaojin wanted to pour another drink, but was held down by Changsun Wuji.
"Cheng Yaojin, you unscrupulous bastard, you actually stole my wine."
Yuchi Jingde also came to his senses, and threw himself on Cheng Yaojin with a sulky face and staring eyes.
Watching the scuffle between the two, Changsun Wuji quietly grabbed the wine bottle, while pouring the wine, he encouraged Yuchi Jingde to beat Cheng Yaojin until his face burst into tears.
"Yuchi Jingde, stop beating, the old boy Changsun Wuji will finish the wine."
Cheng Yaojin watched all directions, and saw Changsun Wuji stealing wine at a glance, immediately pushed Yuchi Jingde away, rushed towards Changsun Wuji, grabbed a wine bottle and started to inhale the storm.
By the time Yuchi Jingde rushed over, the three bottles of wine were almost exhausted.
"You drank all the wine? That's easy to say, five hundred per person, if you don't pay, don't blame me for getting mad today."
Yuchi Jingde shook the wine bottle, a sly look flashed in his eyes, and he stretched out his big hand to the two of them.
Changsun Wuji and Cheng Yaojin were really stupid this time, they didn't expect that they were scheming and scheming, but in the end they were calculated by Yuchi Jingde, a big fool.
Everyone knows how fierce Yuchi Jingde is, he is a ruthless person who can do anything, Cheng Yaojin and Changsun Wuji can only admit their mistakes,
Otherwise, Yuchi Jingde would be really anxious, he would really dare to set fire to their house.
"Li Feng, do you think my mother will be very happy if she sees that I have made so much money?"
Li Yanran returned to her house with a smile, looking at the boxes of copper coins, she felt satisfied for the first time.
Li Feng quietly came under the peach tree, opened the box, put the gold ingots replaced by one hundred crowns in it, and then came to the lady again.
Although he knew that this place was no longer safe, so what?
Miss always said that the most dangerous place is the safest place, and this time she never thought that I was still hiding money here.
"A lot of money is not good."
Li Feng glanced at Li Yanran and expressed his thoughts.
"You mean Auntie will confiscate my money?"
Hearing this, Li Yanran instantly lost her composure, and the memories of her previous life flooded her mind instantly.
When I was young, my parents always took their own money and said they would save it for themselves, but when she graduated from college, the new year's money was nowhere to be seen.
"No, I want to hide the money, and I can't let my mother know."
As soon as Li Yanran finished speaking, she smelled a scent, and it was nothing but his perfume.
"Lao Li, have you put on perfume?"
Li Feng was depressed, it was obvious what perfume he was wearing.
"lady."
Li Feng turned his head to see that Wu Zetian had already walked beside him, and hurriedly saluted him.
"Ma'am, what is it, A Niang won't come, she has already forgotten about Xiao Yanran."
Li Yanran couldn't help trembling when she spoke, she had already spotted Wu Zetian's figure from the corner of her eye.
No way, it's just a coincidence that Auntie came here just as I was about to hide the money.
"Aniang, you... why are you here?"
Li Yanran took a step back and leaned against the box, her face full of nervousness.
"What are you hiding?"
(End of this chapter)
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