My wife is Wu Zetian

Chapter 66 Flick, Then Flick
Li Shangjin looked at his father and shuddered involuntarily.

"Why not, father wants to teach you a lesson, come here."

Li Zhi was still smiling all over his face, but Li Shangjin's calf was weak and he almost didn't kneel down.

"I let you come here."

"Father, my son is afraid."

Li Zhi growled, even if Li Shangjin didn't want to go there anymore, he didn't dare to disobey the holy will, so he could only move to the other party's side.

Li Zhi rolled up his sleeves, pressed Li Shangjin on the table with one hand, grabbed the scroll with the other, and smashed it down.

Li Shangjin is not liked by Li Zhi, but there is also an advantage, that is, the father usually doesn't care about himself, he has never been beaten since he was a child.

This is the difficulty of hell. It really made Li Shangjin sour to the limit, and his soul was sublimated.

"Father, why did you hit me? Where did I go wrong?"

Although he was beaten, Li Shangjin still wanted to ask why, why?
"What's wrong? The emperor broke the law and committed the same crime as the common people. You can do things like robbery at a young age. If you don't beat you now, when you grow up, wouldn't you want to rebel against the emperor?"

As Li Zhi said, the painting scroll was drawn to Li Shangjin's ass again.

"Father, my son doesn't dare anymore, stop beating me, my son doesn't dare anymore."

Li Shangjin is really convinced now, he said just now that he wanted to avenge himself, but now he is pumping his own ass, he will really thank him.

"Don't you dare? I think you don't dare to say it, but you dare in your heart."

Li Zhi continued to beat, the corners of Li Shangjin's mouth twitched in pain.

"Stop talking, the little bastard is not convinced now?"

Li Zhi drew it again.

"Father, I won't do this anymore."

Li Shangjin couldn't hold back any longer, this doesn't work and that doesn't work, it's okay for me to cry.

"Cry? Hold back your tears for me."

Li Shangjin was dumbfounded, so he held back, why don't you play a role, father.

Erchen can't do it.

After pumping more than a dozen times in a row, Li Shangjin only felt that his buttocks had turned into eight petals, so Li Zhi stopped.

Looking at Li Shangjin who was crying in the storm, Li Zhi said to him coldly: "Go back to your Qiwang Mansion and send your housekeeper to the frontier. If you let me know, you still dare to do anything wrong, especially to trouble Lan Kwai Fong. , you just wait to herd the sheep for Datang."

"Er Erchen knows."

Li Shangjin clutched his buttocks, saluted Li Zhi in fear, and then limped away from the imperial study.

Seeing Li Shangjin who was snotting and crying, the guard was dumbfounded and hurried over.

"My lord, what's the matter?"

Li Shangjin glanced at the guard, and kicked the opponent's ass directly: "If you don't carry me on your back, it hurts me to death."

"Oh oh oh."

The guard quickly squatted down and picked up Li Shangjin.

"My lord, where are we going? Are we leaving the palace?"

"Leaving the palace? Go to the palace."

Li Shangjin touched his butt that was about to crack, and his eyes were somewhat aggrieved.

I'm a bastard, I don't want to be favored, but this beating can't be in vain.

I see that you are reluctant to beat the prince.

Changsun Yan, you are not afraid of heaven and earth, right? Then I will find someone you are afraid of, and I will definitely mess up your Lan Kwai Fong.

"A womb?"

The guard was stunned, wondering what Li Shangjin was going to do in the uterus.

"What nonsense."

"Oh oh oh."

The guards carried Li Shangjin through the palace and stopped outside the palace.

"What?"

The imperial guards at the palace gate couldn't help being stunned when they saw Li Shangjin's combination.

"I am Li Shangjin, the King of Qi. I have come to see my emperor's younger brother. Please report quickly."

Li Shangjin jumped off the guard and revealed his identity.

"My lord? Please wait a moment, I will report right away."

Hearing Li Shangjin's identity, the imperial guards did not dare to neglect, and immediately went in to report.

Li Hong was writing, when he heard that Li Shangjin was coming, he couldn't help being taken aback.

"Why did the third brother come to see me? No see."

After thinking for a while, Li Hong shook his head. He still has a lot of homework to do, so how could he have the time to talk to his third brother.

"Your Highness, after all, His Royal Highness King Qi and you are also siblings. They are already at the door. I don't see you. Isn't it a bit..."

What happened? The eunuch hurriedly knelt down in front of Li Hong. This is not a servant, but a prince, and your elder brother.

If this is not seen, it will be somewhat bad if it reaches the emperor's ears.

"Then let His Highness King Qi come over."

Li Hong pouted, thinking he wanted to do his homework well, why is it so difficult.

Li Shangjin entered the room with his butt twisted, and when he saw Li Hong who was writing, his eyes were also taken aback.

You are still really hardworking. You are still writing here after you have finished school.

Li Hong looked at Li Shangjin who was limping, and asked in a childish voice: "Brother Sanhuang, what's wrong with you, did you get beaten up by your father?"

"That's all trivial matters, brother five, brother three have something nice to tell you."

Li Shangjin moved closer to Li Hong's side, his eyes full of mockery.

"What's so good?"

After all, Li Hong was only six years old. Hearing what Li Shangjin said was a good thing, he immediately lost the mind to do his homework.

When Li Hong became interested, Li Shangjin leaned into his ear and whispered, "Perfume, Emperor, do you know what it is?"

"Naturally know."

When mentioning perfume, Li Hong immediately thought of the villain Changsun Yan.

If he hadn't used some perfume to confuse himself, would he have been beaten by Li Zhi and Wu Zetian in the Royal Garden?
Butt still hurts.

"you know?"

Li Shangjin was taken aback, he had just heard about this thing, how could you, Li Hong, know at such a young age?

It's so weird.

"Then do you know whose industry this perfume is?"

"It's not the property of that villain Changsun Yan."

How could Li Hong not know, he knew him very well.

This is no chance, otherwise he would naturally take advantage of the villain.

"You know that too?"

Li Shangjin was a little skeptical about life. Why does this kid know everything? Could it be that he is really ignorant?

But it's easier if you know it, and you don't have to spend any more lip service.

"I heard that the emperor and the empress like perfume very much. If we can take the Lan Kwai Fong from the grandson Yan and dedicate it to the emperor and the empress, they will be very happy."

Li Hong tilted his head, glanced at Li Shangjin, and replied in a childlike voice again: "Brother Three Emperors, is this just called extortion? The book says that extortion is wrong."

"Besides, if the emperor and the queen find out, they will be beaten up."

Li Hong's words made Li Shangjin stunned, this child is not easy to fool.

How could he even know how to take advantage of others, how could he fool him into dealing with Lan Kwai Fong.

"The book also says that the whole world is the land of the king, and the shore of the land is the king's minister,
This world belongs to my father now, and in the future it will belong to you, my younger brother. There is no such thing as stealing and plundering, my younger brother, you are narrow-minded. "

Li Shangjin saw that Li Hong was a little confused, and continued to speak: "Besides, you don't take Lan Kwai Fong for yourself, but for your father and mother. Besides, the grandson Yan is really hateful, so I just took the opportunity to repair it."

Li Hong's eyes sparkled when he heard Li Shangjin's words. What he said were all from the book, that's right.

The Tang Dynasty belongs to the Li family, so a Lan Kwai Fong is nothing, the most important thing is that it can teach Changsun Yan a lesson.

"Father and mother really won't blame?"

Although Li Hong believed that what Li Shangjin said was right, he had already been beaten twice because of the eldest grandson Yan, and he didn't want to do it a third time.

Li Shangjin patted his chest quickly, assuring that there would be no problems. If there is a problem, the third brother will take care of it for you.

Li Hong looked at the third brother who hadn't been masked for a long time, and asked with some doubts: "Third brother, why don't you take Lan Kwai Fong and dedicate it to father and mother?"

Although he is young, it does not mean that he is stupid.

"???"

How did this emperor suddenly become smart again?

"Hey, brother, you also know the attitude of my father and mother towards me, so what if I donate Lan Kwai Fong? The third brother doesn't care, so I want to give you this opportunity."

Li Hong nodded and said, "I see."

"Then what should I do? This grandson Yan is a villain who is fearless, even if I use the name of the prince, he probably won't give in."

"It's not easy, you send an eunuch to bring some money, and you have to be arrogant, they are afraid of your crown prince's power, so they will naturally hand over Lan Kwai Fong.

If you disagree, Changsun Yan's temper must beat someone, and then you can go to the empress to complain, and say that Changsun Yan beat up the people in the East Palace, and punish him for a crime of disrespect. "

After all, Li Shangjin is a child of the royal family, and he has always been an outstanding existence in terms of fighting father.

The identity of the prince has been used by him to the point of fire and innocence, it can be said that he is not inferior to the second generation ancestor Changsun Yan at all.

"Okay, let's do it like this, let the queen mother hit that villain Changsun Yan's ass hard."

(End of this chapter)