My wife is Wu Zetian

The two boys were both dumbfounded. One's face was twisted into a zongzi, while the other stretched out his hand to cover his mouth with tears streaming down his face.

"Sure enough, this thing looks ugly and tastes bad!"

Fan Ze glanced at the boy and nodded. It was exactly what he had guessed.

"Master, since you have guessed the taste, why do you still let us taste it?"

The boy was dumbfounded when he heard this. You have already seen that this food is not delicious, why didn't you tell me earlier?
  "These things all need to be confirmed. Besides, this is something you want to taste yourself, and I'm not forcing you to do it!"

Fan Ze also hit the two of them on the head. You all want it, and I am not going to eat it by pressing your head.

Now you know you blame me? What did you do earlier?

"Master, if you give such an unpalatable thing to Mr. Young Master, then Mr. Young Master will tear you apart!"

The boy eating the bitter melon was also stunned. Since you already guessed that this thing is unpalatable, you still have to do it.

You are really not afraid that Li Siwen will cause trouble for you.

"Then what can I do? This is me. Even the young man can't deal with him. What can I do? Prepare some sweet soup and deliver it to him when the time comes!"

Fan Ze also sighed.

He is just a cook and cannot be offended by anyone, so he will have no choice but to take refuge with someone more powerful.

Although I don't know who Li Yanran is, it is obvious that my husband really can't afford to offend him.

"Here!"

Hearing this, the boy bowed helplessly, and then went to get the sweet soup.

"Brother Li, what are you doing? You're waiting for me to die!"

Seeing Li Yanran's figure, Li Siwen hurried over.

He was really worried that Li Yanran would do something wrong again.

A dispute with Dou has already made him miserable. If it happens again, the whole of Luoyang will be turned upside down.

"What am I going to do? I have gone through life and death for you. Come, try the good things I have prepared for you."

Li Yanran gave Li Feng a look, and the other party placed onions mixed with fungus and cold bitter melon in front of Li Siwen.

"What is this?"

Looking at the two dishes in front of him, Li Siwen was stunned.

What is this? Don’t eat it. Even looking at it doesn’t feel like a good thing.

"What are these? One is called Shallot, and the other is called Junzi Cai.

But I just found some good stuff from a traditional Chinese medicine store. I guarantee you’ll be able to recover immediately after these two dishes.

If it weren't for this, I wouldn't have risked going to Nabatu Haran's shop. "

Li Yanran smiled and handed over the chopsticks diligently.

"Brother Li, this is actually my tongue."

Li Siwen felt a little bad. He really didn't expect that Li Yanran went to Batu Haran for himself.

He was really moved and guilty now, and of course regretted it.

If this were not the case, Li Yanran would not risk going there.

If something went wrong, his father would have to break his leg.

"It's nothing. I know it's not your fault. Eat it quickly. It'll be fine after you eat it!"

Looking at Li Siwen's guilty eyes, Li Yanran wanted to smile and grin.

You deserve to feel guilty. Who told you to lie to me?

"Brother Li, can I not eat this? I feel like my tongue has a bit of a taste."

Talk is talk, guilt is guilt, but this thing doesn't look good.

It is said that good medicine is bitter and good for diseases. This thing is the same as that toad. It would be strange if it tasted delicious.

"You don't want to let me down, do you? Or do you think your tongue is deceiving me?"

Li Yanran glared at Li Siwen. If you are told to eat, eat it quickly. There is so much nonsense.

"Li Siwen, let me tell you, if you dare to lie to my young lady, you will be dead!"

Li Feng looked at Li Siwen's refusal and frowned angrily at him.

Li Feng's roar not only startled Li Siwen, but also frightened Li Yanran.

"I eat, I eat!"

Li Siwen was depressed, grabbed the chopsticks and tremblingly picked up the onions.

After all, compared to bitter melon, this onion looks quite amiable.

If we judge people by their appearance, bitter gourd is like a toad, and onion is like a bullfrog at best.

"Looking at how hard you are working, you can't eat it!"

Li Yanran was depressed. She was so anxious that she was going to die.

I'm still waiting to see you perform your trick of changing faces, but you're still dawdling here.

"Can't I just eat it?"

Li Siwen gritted his teeth and clamped a piece of onion.

"and many more!"

"what happened?"

"The so-called monarch and his subjects are in harmony. This gentleman's dish is the king's, and the shallots are his ministers. You have to eat this gentleman's dish first and then eat the shallots."

In terms of taste, the bitter melon is definitely more unpalatable. If he eats onions, it will be difficult to trick him into eating bitter melon.

So it's better to let Li Siwen eat bitter melon first.

"If this gentleman looks like this, he will be very capable!"

Li Siwen also became depressed when he heard that Li Yanran wanted to eat bitter melon first.

He now increasingly suspected that Li Yanran was not doing something good, but was just trying to trick him.

How can any vegetable look like this?                           a gentleman's dish.

If a gentleman looks like this, then the idea of ​​a fair lady or a gentleman being a bitch is probably just a toad’s imagination.

"Are you going to eat? What's going on? Do you want to let me down?
  This is a good thing I found for you at the risk of being slapped. If you dare not eat it, I will let Li Feng slap you to death. "

Li Yanran also slapped the table and shouted at Li Siwen.

"I'll eat, can't I eat?"

Li Siwen was also depressed.

Now he finally knows why his father often talks about the cycle of heaven and retribution.

Before, he pretended to have a lack of taste buds to fool Li Yanran, but now the retribution has come so quickly.

He really wanted to tell Li Yanran that he had lied to him before, but looking at it like this, he was really afraid that Li Yanran would tear him apart.

Now all he could do was bite the bullet and eat it. Besides, he had endured the citron before, so this should be nothing.

Putting the onion down, he could only put the onion down and pick up a piece of bitter melon.

"Brother Li, what do you think Fan Ze did? Cut this thing into such large pieces, how can you swallow it!"

Looking around at the bitter gourd on the chopsticks, Li Siwen also complained in his heart to Fan Ze, who was in charge of the kitchen.

Damn it, can't you cut it a little thinner? How can I swallow it when it's so big?

"I asked Fan Ze to cut it like this. The doctor said that this food must be eaten in large quantities to be a good medicine for the disease. Just eat it quickly!"

Li Yanran glanced at Li Siwen, "Some are good to eat, but you are still picky."

It's cut so thin, how can you taste it?

"I"

Li Siwen was also convinced. It seemed that he was really going to be transferred to the ditch this time.

Just die, what else can you do?

Frowning, he also directly put the piece of bitter melon into his mouth.

"I'm so meowy!"

As soon as Li Siwen chewed it, he felt that his taste buds had suffered a second blow, which was even worse than the lemon juice.

The bitter taste almost made his head explode.

This is almost the same disaster level as that lemon juice, except that one is sour and the brain cramps, and the other is bitter and the brain seeds explode.

He was really convinced. Where did Li Yanran find such strange things?

Did he commit any sins in his previous life and suffer such a fate?

Absolutely.

"Hahahaha, does it taste good!"

Looking at Li Siwen's twisted face, Li Yanran also grinned unkindly.

"Brother Li, you still have the nerve to smile, you must be very good at tormenting people.

This Lao Shizi's gentleman's dish is simply a devil's dish! "

Li Siwen vomited completely, but still felt that his mouth was filled with the taste of bitter melon.

"Why don't I smile? Look, you will recover soon."

Li Yanran still laughed hard.

Why don't I laugh? I'm just waiting for this moment.

If you don't smile, how can you make up for your deception to me.

"I"

Li Siwen was also speechless. They said that if a mute eats Coptis chinensis, he will not be able to express his suffering.

He was a little speechless now. Although he had never eaten coptis, this bitter melon was enough for him to drink a pot.

Besides, looking at the big plate in front of him, according to Li Yanran's habits, it would be strange if he wasn't allowed to eat it all.

"I think it's still not good, come and have another piece!"

As Li Yanran said this, she grabbed a piece of bitter melon and stuffed it into Li Siwen's mouth. However, Li Siwen was not stupid and quickly threw away his chopsticks and ran away.

What a joke, one bite is already so ecstatic, if he eats it again, he will be on the Monument of Heroes.

"You kid, you still dare to run away? Get over here! If I don't treat you well today, you will still dare to bluff me in the future!"

Li Yanran also put her hands in her pockets and shouted at Li Siwen with wide eyes.

"Brother Li, it turns out you knew this a long time ago?"

Li Siwen was dumbfounded when he heard this, and at the same time, he thought about where he had betrayed himself.

"Nonsense, who can't tell from your poor acting skills? It doesn't have any flavor yet. I just want to add some flavor to you! Come here!"

Li Yanran sneered. Naturally, he would not say that he was an afterthought, otherwise this kid would still dare to act with him in the future.

"Brother Li, you know that you can just slap me twice, but you went to find this person specifically to disgust me. It's such a disservice to you!"

Li Siwen was speechless now. Brother Li was Brother Li after all. It seemed that he would no longer be able to do these little tricks in the future.

Otherwise, it is uncertain how it will be dealt with.

"I can't help it. I'm repaying him with his own methods. Who told you to lie to me?

Come over here and finish eating, and forget about it. If you can't finish eating, see if I don't break your legs! "

After glaring at Li Siwen, Li Yanran also shouted angrily.

"Brother Li, why don't you slap me twice and stop letting me eat this? I beg you, okay?"

Li Yanran smiled. Since she did something wrong, she must dare to take responsibility.

You're thick-skinned and a couple of slaps on you are useless. If I don't let you know that you are wrong, how can I lead the team in the future?

"Brother Li, please spare me! I will kneel down for you, okay!"