Changsheng: I can sell everything

Song Ciwan heard that the male host and the hostess in the house were fighting.

The male host said anxiously: "Since she is the wife of the Liu family, she should be saved. She brought the housewares with her. You forgot that her family sells tofu, so the family must be rich?"

The hostess said angrily: "What? You think my family is weak? Then how did I get this poor? It's not because you are not motivated, you say you have to study, you have to get a job, and you have to be talented. The result is, If I didn’t pass the exam, all the money I’ve earned over the years will be completely wiped out!”

"Now you think that my family is poor? Do you have any conscience? Why are you so embarrassed? I read this book not for fame, but for building my reputation?"

The hostess' tongue was very sharp, and she immediately scolded the host until his face turned red and his neck thickened.

The male host also became angry and said: "You man, why are you so messy! When did I say that I thought your family was poor? I just said that her family must be rich. This can not only save people, but also win. What's so bad about having some money? Could it be that you don't want to be Mrs. Gaoming?"

"You don't want me to make a career? Don't want me to study anymore?"

The hostess was dumb for a moment: "I..."

But soon she came to her senses and immediately said: "You...you have to ask for money even if you want to study? Why should they give you money? Oh, by the way, she kept saying that she would be your concubine! Tell me, tell me quickly, did you hook up with her as usual?"

The host pushed her, shook hands with her and said: "You, you bastard, how could you pour dirty water on my face like this? A gentleman does not deceive others' wife, I am a dignified scholar, in your eyes, is it so unbearable?"

The hostess immediately said: "Then you swear, even if you take her in, it will only be a good deed, and you will never take her as a concubine!"

The host immediately swore to the heavens: "What's the problem? The lady of the Liu family is the widow of brother Liu. A gentleman should not be a wife of a wife. Naturally, I will not let brother Liu down! Don't worry, lady, if I lie to you, I will be punished." All kinds of tricks penetrate the heart..."

The hostess immediately covered his mouth with her hands, and spat: "Nonsense, who told you to make such an oath? Come on, go and open the door!"

"Okay, okay! This is my good wife! Wait a moment, madam, and my husband will come back soon."

……

As a result, footsteps sounded in the small courtyard, and the host came to open the door in a hurry.

Song Ciwan stood outside the door and saw this change, the feeling in his heart was hard to describe.

To be honest, she really didn't expect that the weirdness outside the door hadn't come up with any clever tricks. With just two language changes, the couple inside the door would straighten out the logic by themselves, and then automatically and consciously came to open the door.

Should it be said that it is a clever deception?
However, there is no doubt that the weird deception is not clever at all!
Not only is it not clever, it can even be called rough.

Or is it because the officers and soldiers of the City Patrol Division haven't reminded them in place?Or is there not enough examples of various weird tragedies around?

This obviously cannot be said, in the world of monsters, who can not be vigilant?
It can only be said that people often still underestimate the greed of human nature.

For this kind of self-seeking death, even though Song Ciwan was about to see the other party go into the abyss with his own eyes, he couldn't arouse the interest of saving him for a while.

There are too many suffering people in the world, and this... Although this kind of crime is not worthy of death, it seems that she has no reason to save her.

Song Ciwan's feet moved lightly, she was about to pass through the door of her house and go home directly.

At this moment, the neighbor's door opened.

The scholar surnamed Sun had a smile on his face, and said, "Is it the lady of the Liu family? Let's come in now..."

Before a word was finished, the beauty outside the door rushed straight into his arms.

While bumping into each other, she said softly: "Sun Lang, you are here... I'm so scared!"

As soon as the words fell, the beauty instantly raised a hand.

Her fingertips shone coldly, and her sharp claws stretched out three inches long in an instant, and they suddenly plucked at the chest of the scholar of the Sun family.

This weirdness is to be heartbroken!
Sun Langjun's eyes widened and his mouth opened wide. He was so panicked that he didn't even have time to shout out.In this thin line between life and death, he was about to die on the spot.

Suddenly, a white light flashed across the courtyard wall next door.

Bai Ying leaped out of the wall, and charged straight at the sharp claw at the very moment.

In the blink of an eye, Sun Langjun didn't have time to scream, but the beauty who attacked him screamed pitifully.

"what!"

"Gah!"

Reed!
Bai Ying knocked down the beauty's body, and then, followed by a series of "quacking" sounds, followed by the sound of the goose's beak poking.

歘欻昘!
"quack!"

"Kang Kang!"

"Angang!"

It turned out that the big white goose was born out of the sky, leaped over the courtyard wall, and saved the neighbors.

The cry of the big white goose is very rich, and it can only scream "ahhh" in a strange way, but the big white goose will change its tone mightily and domineeringly, quacking for a while, squawking for a while, goose-goose for a while, and squawk for a while!

Its beak is sharp and powerful, and its feathers are as hard as iron.

The weird sharp claws can't break through the defense of its feathers, and the weird body can't resist the stabbing of its goose beak.

"Ah! Ah!"

Wei Wei kept screaming, screaming and shouting: "Mr. Lang, save me, Mr. Sun Lang, save me!"

But Sun Langjun was frightened and stupid.

He stood there blankly, with almost half of his soul flying away. How could he still have the strength to save her?
Countless blood holes were poked out of the strange body by the big white goose, and the blood was splattered everywhere in the courtyard like heavy rain.

This is not the amount of bleeding that a normal person would have at all. After a while, Sun Langjun finally realized that he screamed belatedly: "Ah! There is a ghost! Help me, lady!"

He stepped on the blood all over the floor and ran towards the house while rolling and crawling.

The lady of the Sun family also kept screaming. She scolded and shouted: "What are you calling, dead ghost? Here, come here!"

The lady of the Sun family picked up a rolling pin and rushed into the yard. The big white goose was still fighting against the weirdness, and the lady of the Sun family shouted: "Damn ghost, go to the back!"

While shouting, she exerted all her strength, and in the gap between the big white goose and Weird's battle, she seized the opportunity and slammed the head and face of Weird with all her might.

Bang bang bang!
The rolling pin hit Weiyi's body hard, and Weiyi's head was knocked off immediately.

boom!
A stream of bright red blood spurted out and was about to splash onto Madam Sun's face. The big white goose flew up next to her and spread the blood with a flap of her wings.

Chi Chi Chi!
The blood that was blown away fell back onto Wei Wei's body, and in an instant, a burst of flames ignited on Wei Wei's body.

"what!"

The strange headless body fell to the ground and rolled.

And her head jumped up out of thin air, screaming and biting towards Mrs. Sun's family.