Work overtime

Chapter 147

[System: I don't have such ambition, I want to lie flat.Working part-time is too tiring.Beep beep. 】

Crayon Shin-chan's electronically synthesized voice has a bit of childish grievance.

It made Jiang Yuebai laugh all of a sudden.

The system feels extremely congested.

Jiang Yuebai: System.

The system that was named felt the freezing cold.

Jiang Yuebai: Stop being malicious and cute.Your voice will abort your ears.

【system:……】

Jiang Yuebai: How can you lie flat?You can shut down and rest for an hour, but you must never lie flat.You are bound to this little master, and you are destined to be invincible with me.By the way, what have you been busy with in the cultivation world these days, and have you got the sterilization pill yet?They can't prostitute you for nothing!
[System: Yueyue, you're messing with ginseng cocks again!Recently, the aura of the myriad worlds has suddenly become disordered.There is a group of evil cultivators called Changsheng marrying wives in the cultivation world. They marry all the female monks and monks' descendants in the cultivation world. ...

The way of cultivating the wives is to lie in bed all day and practice. The more sloppy, the higher the experience value, the higher the reward and the faster the upgrade.The more offspring you have, the higher your aptitude, and the faster you can practice. 】

Jiang Yuebai: Could this be the legendary method of collecting yin and nourishing yang? ? ?Doesn't Taoist practice focus on self-cultivation and self-cultivation and restraint of desires?

[System: So they are evil cultivators. 】

Jiang Yuebai: Won't the well-known decent sects destroy these evil cultivators?

[System: Of course.The famous decent school has worked hard for decades to build a foundation. This evil practice is not only a joyful practice, but it is easy to upgrade and break through, and it also grabs the famous and decent Taoist companions.Therefore, the famous decent sect instigated a group of female cultivators who had been reduced to furnaces, and gave such evil cultivators a sterilizing pill.

However, there were many internal strife among the evil cultivators because of the Taoist couples, and there were big fights.Fearing that the resources would be robbed, they tried every means to make their fellow evil cultivators eat the sterilization pill.

The superposition of the two factors led to the shortage of sterilization pills in the entire cultivation world. 】

Jiang Yuebai: The world of self-cultivation is really messed up... People are turned into beasts, they want to die all day long, they only have animal desires, what kind of immortals are they cultivating.By the way, so what are they asking you to do?
The system felt that what the host said made sense, but he was a little speechless.

After the machine froze for ten seconds, he decided how to answer Jiang Yuebai's torture from the soul.

[System: Of course it's Gongdou.The partner of evil cultivator No. 1, because he couldn't bear to have too many children, his body was damaged, and his life expectancy was greatly reduced. He even hated his Taoist companions.Recently, because there were no female cultivators to marry in the cultivation world, the devil's claws extended to her family, and she did something extremely unconscionable.So let the system do its thing and do justice. 】

Jiang Yuebai: You take yourself too seriously.People are born to enjoy pleasure, not to suffer, to take shortcuts, and not to practice hard.As long as the exercises are still there, there will still be people practicing them.If the exercises are destroyed, someone will re-study this set of exercises.

There are tens of thousands of paths to practice, some become demons, some become demons, and some become immortals.Where there is sun, there will naturally be darkness.This is indestructible.

[System: ... So, you are saying that this system is doing useless work. 】

"You take yourself too seriously."

Jiang Yuebai's words made the system dumbfounded.Since it was developed, although it has been modified countless times by catching bugs, it has also received negative reviews in the application market.

But it has always felt that although it is very ordinary, it is a palace fighting system with a high IQ that is constantly upgrading and iterating.

Jiang Yuebai: No.As long as you get the labor remuneration you deserve, it is not useless.The king repaired the Great Wall, and then the Great Wall was destroyed by war, and foreign enemies invaded.So is building the Great Wall useless?
[System: ...you are very different from other hosts...]

Jiang Yuebai: By the way, did they pay you?

[System: You don't even care about me!Only care about what you can get. 】

Jiang Yuebai: Don't make trouble, you are an emotionless system.The greatest justice in the world lies in giving money after work is done.All the hard work is worth it as long as you get paid.

[System: I have every reason to suspect that you are brainwashing me. 】

Jiang Yuebai: Don't doubt it, I'm just patching up your three views.Isn't the biggest advantage of the system that it has no emotions?When you have feelings, you have a back door, hackers can take advantage of it, and you may collapse at any time.

[System: It is reasonable to suspect that you are driving.]

Jiang Yuebai: So, you went there for three days and worked hard for a long time. Did they pay you?
[System: You heartless woman, you are not cute anymore.You only care about what I can bring you. 】

Jiang Yuebai: How come?I also care about a whole host of issues.For example, I still care about whether you can upgrade?Does your system community have a scoring and rating mechanism?When is your next business trip to Wanjie Internet?
What special products and services can we provide for the entire system community, so that we can conduct in-depth exchanges with other systems.Also, is there any other hosts in this system, can we hold an online Gongdou experience exchange meeting?

When will you be able to open the permission to exchange points?What are my KPIs for the next month?What is the road test scoring standard for Chinese Kungfu 108 style?When can I install the encyclopedia?

[System (suffering and hating):]

(-﹏-`;)
Insufficient power, automatic shutdown.

Jiang Yuebai: Hey hey hey!How can you turn it off?I will continue to follow Wu Meiniang's online recording and broadcasting lessons.

Urgent... can't turn on the machine.

This system is so stingy.

[System: You actually called me stingy!snort! 】

Jiang Yuebai: Doesn't it mean that you are stingy?
Jiang Yuebai suddenly remembered that those few boxes of Durex seemed to be delivered by the system according to the default address yesterday.At that time, the address she filled out in desperation was the bed.

I hope Xiao Luozi and Xiaobao will work hard, and no one will enter the room.Otherwise, how should I explain that thing that appeared on the bed.

[System: Looking through the work schedule records of the past three days, the young master performed well and made rapid progress.Not only is he skilled, but he also does not take the usual path. 】

Jiang Yuebai: ...

She hadn't seen any other system.But I think this system is a bit glassy and straight masculine.

[System: The cultivation world paid me a total of 100 good pregnancy pills, 100 multiple birth pills, and 100 big tonic pills. 】

Jiang Yuebai: All right!so smart!I really want to get Haoyun Dan and multiple birth pills.

Withdraw the previous evaluation.This system is fine.

It's just that there are too many pills.Is it possible to take two capsules at a time, three times a day, for seven days.

This calculation seems reasonable.

[System: You think too much.Take one capsule each time to take effect. 】

Jiang Yuebai: Awesome!How many births can this birth control pill have at one time?
[System: I heard that 2 to 7 are uncertain, and they can be passed on to the next generation.The only downside is that offspring may have lower IQs.By the way, before you leave, didn't you say that you want a good pregnancy pill?Apologize quickly. 】

Jiang Yuebai: 7?Can't people die?

[System: Isn't this just suitable for Gongdou?If you are pregnant with 7 children, you will definitely have a difficult delivery, and you will basically die if you have a difficult delivery. 】

Jiang Yuebai: ...

It seems that this logic is correct.It's just that the system is less moral than itself.

She had a flash of inspiration. In ancient times, agriculture was underdeveloped.

If it can be born like this, it will be enough for pigs, cattle and sheep to eat.It's just the right medicine!
(End of this chapter)