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Chapter 154 Sacrifice the Body to God
"Pick up the bamboo stick first." Chu Xi gestured to Chu Wei with her chin.

Chu Wei looked puzzled, but she obediently picked up the bamboo stick.

Chu Xi raised the bamboo pole, put it on the bamboo pole that Chu Wei raised, and began to explain slowly:
"Look, don't we have four people? Let's put two bamboo poles like this, make it look like a cross, and then tie up the straw and tie it at the place where the cross crosses. The four of us happened to carry it by one of us." One end of the bamboo stick, wouldn’t it save effort?”

Chu Wei was at a loss when she heard it, and imitated the steps Chu Xi said in her mind, she couldn't help showing suspicion, it's so troublesome, are you sure it can be done?
But when she thought of not having to carry the bamboo poles by herself, Chu Wei's heart moved again. It would be much easier for four people to carry it together than to carry it alone.

"All right, let's form an alliance together." Chu Wei finally agreed.

【I'm going to die laughing at Chu Xi's brain circuit. What is she thinking? She even tied a cross. Who is she planning to tie to it as a sacrifice? 】

[Listening to what you have to say is better than listening to what you have to say. 】

[This method is too useless, the key point is that Chu Wei actually agreed. 】

On the other side, other guests are also working hard.

Qin Kai and Qin Jiaxiang tried it, but their shoulders couldn't take it alone.

So the two father and son decided not to fight alone, but tied two bamboo poles with straw to form a simple stretcher, and the two carried the stretcher one after the other to transport the straw.

The idea was good, but it was not tied firmly when it was tied, and it was hard to carry it up the field ridge and was about to step out of the field. At this moment, Qin Kai, who was walking in front, slipped under his feet and staggered backward from the field ridge.

Qin Jiaxiang who was behind was suddenly impacted by the stretcher, and was also forced to fall backwards. As a result, both of them failed to lift the stretcher, and all the loose straws scattered.

[Look at the picture and talk about the topic: May I ask what reason did you realize from the behavior of the two father and son in the picture? 】

[The truth I realized is that when crossing the hurdle, you have to take a bigger step, otherwise it is easy to fail this hurdle. 】

[Laughing to death, God damn it, you have to take a bigger step, it is obvious that contemporary young people no longer drink poisonous chicken soup. 】

[The author should want to say that the truth that he realized is that sometimes the more stupid the method, the more effort-saving, don't always think about opportunism, otherwise the stretcher will fall to the straw. 】

[Come and see, there is actually an honest person here who is willing to drink poisonous chicken soup. 】

[Don't look at anyone, you go to see Sang Chuan and Song Shiye first, the method they came up with is even more explosive, I think their mental state is not very good. 】

"Sang Chuan, can you do it? You haven't tied it up after so long?" Song Shi raised his arms slightly and let Sang Chuan tie straws on his two arms.

Sang Chuan replied impatiently: "Don't rush, don't rush, this is a bundle of straw, not a bundle of rope, how can it be so simple to tie a knot?"

Not only his hands, Song Shiye's feet were already tied with a thick layer of straw, like two sandbags were tied.

His chest and back were all wrapped in thick straw, and the only parts of his body without straw were his head and two arms.

But after being tossed by Sang Chuan for a while, both arms were wrapped in straw.

"Okay, it's very beautiful, I'm very satisfied, try it, is it easy to walk?" Sang Chuan finished tying the straw for Song Shi, stepped back a few steps, and looked Song Shiye from top to bottom Turning around, smiling and nodding.

As soon as he finished speaking, Song Shi took a step forward, but his body was very stiff, walking like a robot.

"I think it's very good, this straw armor is so cool!" Although walking was difficult, Song Shi also praised Sang Chuan's craftsmanship.

[? ? ?Song Shi is also a sophomore in middle school. Everyone else is trying to find a way to bale and transport grass. He is here as a scarecrow? 】

[Scarecrow: I never imagined that one day I would enter the world of cosplay. 】

[I just want to ask, who came up with the idea of ​​exploding?Are Sang Chuan and Song Shiye's heads leaking, are they not sober? 】

"Your straw armor is tied up, so what about mine?" Sang Chuan spread his hands helplessly, deeply regretting that he couldn't become a scarecrow like Song Shiye.

Sang Chuan propped his head on his hands and thought about it in distress, then his eyes lit up, and he said happily: "Yes, I can let Yilai tie it up for me, can't it be fine? When the time comes, we, the straw brothers, will attack together!"

[Shen Yi: It's okay for you two to go crazy, but can you not bring me with you, I find it embarrassing! 】

[Shen Yi's life is also a life, you can't just care about your own happiness, regardless of Shen Yi's life or death! 】

Shen Yi was called by Sang Chuan to help, but the moment he saw Song Shiye, he felt his worldview was instantly impacted.

How can there be such a stupid brother in the world!
"What are you doing?" Shen Yi asked in shock, the corners of his mouth and eyes twitching uncontrollably.

Song Shi also looked at Shen Yi, raised his arms at the same time, and said very seriously: "In order to carry the straw, we are willing to sell our bodies, make a contract with the straw god, and sacrifice our bodies to his people voluntarily. His people, break free from the bondage of this field!"

Immediately afterwards, Sang Chuan also stood beside Song Shiye, raised his arms and raised his chin, and shouted in a high voice: "Yiyi, why are you still standing there? Hurry up and tie me up! I want to sacrifice to the straw god."

Shen Yi: "..."

[Thank you Shen Yi, I think Shen Yi is almost mentally polluted by these two middle school students. 】

[Shen Yi: I want to pass by the world of the two of you secretly, can you let my old brother go. 】

[The younger brothers played too wildly, and the eldest brother said that he couldn't keep up. 】

[Sang Chuan must have seen that Sang Ning had already left the field, so he dared to be so wild. If Sang Ning was here, who would be the god if he taught him how to behave every minute. 】

At the same time, Sang Ning, who had already walked out of the field carrying the straw, was walking through the alleys of the village.

It takes half an hour to travel from the field to the villager's house designated by the program group to pile up straw, and it takes an hour to go back and forth.

When Sang Ning walked to the door of the villager's house carrying straws, netizens couldn't help feeling sorry for her.

[God, before I thought that Sang Ning would just be opportunistic and lazy when playing games, but seeing her walking on the mountain road for half an hour carrying dozens of catties of straw, I really wanted to cry, why is that? 】

【How did Sang Ning become so stupid this time? She doesn't resemble her character at all. Can't she continue to take advantage of the loopholes of the program crew and think of some tricky ways to complete the task? 】

"Is anyone home?" Sang Ning stood at the gate of the courtyard and knocked on the door.

What responded to her was a trembling and old voice: "The door is not locked, just come in!"

(End of this chapter)