Improperly being a control group, I became popular on family variety shows

Chapter 156

Sang Chuan turned his head back, saw that it was Song Shiye who was kicked by Sang Ning, and quickly apologized to Song Shiye: "Brother, I'm sorry, I asked you to prevent disaster for me!"

As soon as the words fell, Sang Ning raised her left foot and kicked Sang Chuan again.

"You—" Sang Chuan was speechless, one kick is not enough, do you have to kick a pair?

She just wanted to resist, but she was interrupted by Sang Ning just after she said a word: "You can't favor one over another, you are close to my left foot, so I will reward your left foot."

【Hahahaha, brothers and sisters in trouble, no one can escape Sister Sang's love. 】

[One foot, one foot, it can be said to be very fair. 】

"I'll give you a minute to get the straw off your bodies quickly. This is a rural variety show, not survival in the wilderness. It looks like two savages. Do you have to give you a fire stick?" Sang Ning said like Looking at the two fools, he complained ruthlessly.

[I declare that Sang Ning is my replacement in this show, and Sang Chuan and Song Shi are indeed acting like two savages. 】

【Firestick really made me laugh. I have already figured out that Sang Chuan and Song Shi are just like gorillas, holding a firestick in one hand and beating their chest with the other. The picture is so beautiful, I dare not look at it! 】

"It took me so much to ask for the battle clothes that Yiyi tied up for me. It's not warm yet, so you can take it off as soon as you say, how shameful I am?" Sang Chuan grumbled and complained, and finally met Song, who had the same interests as him. Sometimes.

How could an old witch like his sister understand the boy's game?

Sang Ning didn't understand, and didn't want to understand. After Sang Chuan complained, her eyes darkened instantly, and a few cold words came out of her 37-degree mouth: "I counted to three..."

"Okay, okay, Tuotuo, don't count, as soon as you start counting, I feel that my life has begun to count down!" Sang Chuan hurriedly stopped Sang Ning, and at the same time kept moving his hands, and quickly dismantled him The straw shirt on his body.

Song Shi also looked down at the cool battle robe on his body, sighed, and began to untie the weeds, very reluctant to part.

Forget it, let's play next time, don't make Sister Sangsang angry right now!
【Hahahaha, counting to three is really a killer. Every time my mother calls me that, the hairs all over my body stand on end. I'm afraid she will throw a frying pan at me in the next second. 】

[My wife's lore is also the third of my number, she doesn't even need to start counting, as long as I finish counting to three, I will consciously kneel in front of her with the keyboard. 】

[Wow, there are still married women and men chasing variety shows, 6666, don't hurry up and do housework, be careful that your wife will make me count to three again. 】

[What's wrong with married women and men, don't married women and men have the right to follow variety shows?It's not me, if that bitch dares to bb me to watch TV again, I can beat her until my mother doesn't even recognize her. 】

[Looking at the host's ip location, it turned out to be the place where the ears came from. It's fine if you tell the netizens what you say, but don't let your wife see it, or you might be the one who gets beaten up tonight so that your mother doesn't even know her. up. 】

"Should it be okay this time? I've already taken off everything that needs to be taken off!" Sang Chuan raised his arms high to signal Sang Ning after removing the straw from his body, his tone somewhat reluctant.

"Don't you rush to pick grass for me after taking off? If you continue to babble, I'll make you a scarecrow and plant it in the field!" Sang Ning roared over, Sang Chuan finally dared not complain anymore, bent down and began to pretend Arranging the straw in a fake manner.

But it was obvious from his actions that he was not convinced. He pawed on the ground with both hands for a long time, but failed to pile up a decent haystack.

Seeing Sang Chuan's hard work, Sang Ning stepped forward, aimed at Sang Chuan's forearm, and pinched it mercilessly: "Give me some strength, if you can't use your hands, I can help you Stimulate the acupuncture points."

While Sang Ning was talking, Sang Chuan was yelling and begging for mercy: "I'm so energetic, so energetic, my dear elder sister, please stop abusing your lovely brother!"

"Heh." Sang Ning snorted coldly and let go of her hand.

Obviously it was Sang Chuan who was pinched, but Song Shi also seemed to empathize with him. Sister Sang Sang didn't love him anymore, and she dared to kick his ass just now. If he was disobedient, he would probably be the next one to be pinched.

Thinking of this, Song Shi hurriedly hugged a small pile of straw from the ground, and looked at Sang Ning with his big bright eyes with an attitude of thirst for knowledge: "Sister Sangsang, I tried to tie up a lot of straw just now. I didn’t succeed in tying, I was really stupid, I was so distressed, can you teach me? If you teach me, I can share the pressure with you.”

"You boy, what the hell—" Sang Chuan couldn't help scolding Song Shiye, but Sang Ning stopped him with a sharp look.

The proposal of cos Straw God of War was put forward by Song Shiye. He started to study how to make a straw shirt as soon as he came. Where did he study how to bundle haystacks?

The little green tea whore is the little green tea whore, and it was he, Sang Chuan, who was not good enough, and was framed time and time again by Song Shiye, the little green tea!
Song Shi also admitted his mistakes and had a good attitude. When he stared at people, his two dog eyes were really aggrieved and pitiful. Sang Ning's tone of voice also became softer unconsciously: "It's not difficult to tie straw. I'll demonstrate it in slow motion. You can see it carefully." For the essentials of operation, just try it out once or twice.”

[I feel that if Sang Ning has a sexual change, she must be a proper straight man, that's right, she really has no resistance to green tea. 】

[Wrong, Sang Ning only has no resistance to the green tea that really likes her. She is not used to the kind of green tea that secretly pokes at her to make her feel uncomfortable. Isn't a certain pity the best example? 】

[Now the world where Sang Chuan was injured has been achieved, did you almost roll your eyes to the sky without looking at him?I guess I was thinking in my heart, why did this kid Song Shiye start to smell like tea again? 】

After Sang Ning taught Sang Chuan and Song Shiye to tie straw, she went on to teach other guests.

When everyone heard that Sang Ning was going to take the initiative to teach them the essentials, they learned it very seriously. They had suffered too many setbacks before Sang Ning came back, and now they need someone to rescue them.

Except for Chu Xi and Li Sulan, the two had an attitude of not wanting to learn or listen.

Sang Ning didn't pay much attention to them, she glanced at them lightly and then left.

Everyone thought that Sang Ning had nothing to do with Li Sulan and Chu Xi's mother and daughter this time, but Sang Ning went back and forth again, holding a bamboo pole tied with straw at both ends.

Relying on her height advantage, she directly put the bamboo pole on Chu Xi's shoulder, and said very understandingly: "Since you said you can't learn how to tie straw, you will always be able to pick straw, right? I'll put all the straw on your shoulders, Just pick and walk, don't tell me, you can't even walk?"

"Hmm—" The sudden weight caught Chu Xi off guard, and she couldn't help crying out in pain as her shoulder was pressed by the weight.

(End of this chapter)