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Chapter 162 The True Pythagorean Theorem
The moment Qin Jiaxiang's pants were torn, Song Shiye and Sang Chuan could no longer help the bamboo, their mouths and eyes widened.

It's over, it's over, they're making a big fuss this time!
[I said you two boys, don't be too outrageous, are you picking a shrimp line for Director Qin? 】

[Sang Chuan and Song Shi also redefined the contemporary Pythagorean theorem. 】

【Director Qin's life is also his life!It's over, this humiliation is probably going to accompany Director Qin for the rest of his life. 】

【I announce that Director Qin would like to mention another masterpiece—red-bottomed white floral underwear (dog head)】

Qin Jiaxiang felt a chill in his buttocks, and turned around in a daze.

At the moment when he turned his head, Sang Chuan and Song Shi knelt down with a shovel, raised their hands high, and went to the ground together with their heads, saluting Qin Jiaxiang non-stop.

Panicked and begged for mercy loudly: "Director Qin, we were wrong, please think of our youth and ignorance, please spare our lives!"

Qin Jiaxiang's brain is still down, and he doesn't understand the current situation.

Until he looked down, after seeing the glaring redness, his old eyes rolled and he almost passed out.

He bit his lips, and looked at the two young men who were bowing to him.

The eyes are very complicated, humiliated, resentful, wanting to die and wanting to drag others to die together...

ah!Why isn't this world B destroyed?

Qin Jiaxiang's face was flushed red, and he subconsciously wanted to use his hands to cover the hole in his butt.

As a result, the moment he withdrew his hand, the bamboo he was responsible for carrying lost its support and instantly fell to his feet.

Qin Jiaxiang's eyes were fixed, and his heart instantly rose to his throat. It was too late to help the bamboo.

The air in front of him was pierced by the bamboo, Qin Jiaxiang only felt the coolness passing by a certain key part.

He secretly rejoiced that it's okay, it's okay, it's just a hair's length away.

Surprise!Surprise!
"what!!!"

Fortunately, in less than a second, the bamboo hit his instep heavily, accompanied by screams.

At the other end of the bamboo, Qin Kai asked anxiously, "Dad, are you okay?"

Qin Jiaxiang was still howling, while holding his right foot with both hands, like a fighting cock, jumping back and forth, left and right, back and forth.

At the moment when Qin Jiaxiang's foot was smashed, Song Shiye and Sang Chuan were sticking to the ground and kowtowing, completely missing this scene.

As a result, as soon as he looked up, he saw Qin Jiaxiang jumping up and down on the ground very excitedly, and Song Shi and Sang Chuan were dumbfounded.

Why did Director Qin go mad?
"Director Qin, do you want to play cockfighting? I'll accompany you!" Sang Chuan was the first to regain his thinking.

As he spoke, he stood up from the ground, hugged his right leg, and hopped up and down towards Director Qin in a standard cockfighting posture.

Song Shi also stared straight at the eyes. Could it be that only childlike games full of childlike fun can heal Director Qin's heart stabbed by the red underwear?

I don't know, so just follow Sang Chuan's instructions.

So after being stunned for a second, he also got up quickly, hugged his right leg and jumped towards Director Qin: "Director Qin, I can play with you too!"

[God saw the silence, the Buddha saw it and shed tears, and felt sorry for Director Qin. In just a few minutes, he was hit three times in a row. 】

【Director Qin: Why don't you just kill me once and for all, anyway, I don't have the face to live in this world. 】

[Sang Chuan and Song Shi also perfectly explained what it means that as long as you are not embarrassed, it is someone else who wants to die. I think Director Qin really wants to die. 】

Qin Jiaxiang was pinched from left to right, Song Shi also knocked him to the left, and Sang Chuan knocked him back to the right.

The mental and physical torture almost made Qin Jiaxiang collapse. In the end, he almost cried and shouted: "Get out~ You all get out of here~"

"Director Qin, no problem, this request is easy to handle." Sang Chuan put down his right foot, lay down directly on the ground, turned sideways hard, and rolled to the right using both hands and feet.

ah?Song Shi was also puzzled for a moment, is Director Qin sure what he meant?

Song Shiye's faith was only shaken for a second. After seeing Sang Chuan rolling away without any burden, he also fell to the ground and rolled away together.

[Okay, I announce that Sang Chuan and Song Shi are not allowed to be in the same frame in the future, which may easily cause program accidents. 】

[Coconut apologizes to Director Qin. We swear that Song Shi really didn't deliberately embarrass you. The source of all crimes lies with Sang Chuan. If you want to settle the score, go to Sang Chuan. 】

[Director Qin said that it is useless to apologize now, and Song Shi also don't want to enter the film and television industry in the future, if he dares to come, it will be a dead word. 】

**
An hour later, an unexpected visitor came to the embroidery room suddenly.

And the state of the uninvited guest when he came in was quite shocking.

"Director Qin, what's the matter with you?" Chu Xi was the first person to stand up to greet her.

She is someone who wants to hang out in the entertainment industry for a long time, so it is always right to have a good relationship with Qin Jiaxiang.

The others also looked astonished, because Qin Jiaxiang's appearance was too embarrassing.

He was pushed in in a wheelchair, his whole body slumped limply on the wheelchair, with an unlovable appearance as if he had experienced the vicissitudes of several lifetimes.

The right foot was wrapped into a rice dumpling with gauze, and it looked pitiful yet somewhat funny.

The moment he saw Chu Xi, the light in Qin Jiaxiang's eyes dimmed again and again. He just wanted to lower his sense of existence. Could Chu Xi stop calling him?

Qin Jiaxiang turned his head and waved to the staff, signaling him to leave, then pushed the wheelchair in by himself, looked directly past Chu Xi, and replied lightly: "You continue to do your business, leave me alone."

Her attitude was not good. Although Chu Xi was trying her best to maintain a smile on her face, she was secretly cursing in her heart.

Let the bad old man like to play big names, will he be punished?
There were several spare embroidery frames in the room, Qin Jiaxiang spotted the one in the corner at a glance, and walked straight over with his wheelchair.

"Director Qin, why don't you chop trees and bamboos on the mountain, why come to the embroidery house?" Sang Ning couldn't hold back her desire to gossip, even with the lessons learned from Chu Xi being thrown cold water, she still took the initiative to talk to Qin Jiaxiang.

"I'm here to learn embroidery with you." Although Qin Jiaxiang's tone was still cold, at least his answer to Sang Ning was not so perfunctory.

Chu Xi was so angry that she secretly rolled her eyes again. Where did the old man get hurt just now? Why didn't he kill him all at once?
【I'm really about to be laughed out of. Director Qin is definitely the worst guest in history. First he was kicked, and now he is arranged to embroider. This is a life full of ups and downs. 】

【In fact, Director Qin was not seriously injured. He asked for his feet to be bound like that. He thought that he could escape from labor. Who knew that Qin Kai actually asked him to embroider. His wounds healed, but he was not too lonely. 】

[Qin Kai is poisonous, why are the little cotton trousers on this show so leaky?Qin Daoming obviously wanted to find a reason to avoid the crowd, so as to alleviate the suffocating embarrassment, but he didn't expect that Qin Kai, this little cotton trousers, couldn't get what his father meant. 】

(End of this chapter)