Oops!Accidentally become king in the zombie world!

"Captain Gu! I heard that you were drunk and I came to... look... a joke, what are you doing?" Xue Zitong suddenly popped his head out from the stairs, and he scanned the two of them with scrutiny eyes. Blinks twice.

Xian Wan hastily put her hands behind her back, looking like a guilty conscience.

Seeing this, Xue Zitong looked at Xian Wan with a condemning look, and said with disgust: "Are you so hungry now?"

Xian Wan: "..." Very good, let's find a place to talk about the correct use of the word "hungry and thirsty".

"You came just in time, I even asked Hakalei to drink, you take care of him, I slipped away!" Before the words finished, the person had already run away, and she even used a special ability to leave faster.

Gu Yi lay back down in a good mood, and now his alcoholism has dissipated a lot.

Xue Zitong leaned forward, turned on his optical computer, looked at the captured pictures on it, and said "tsk tsk": "I recorded it with the optical computer, do you want to see it? I'm going to sell it to your stupid fans later."

Gu Yi turned his head to look over, seeing his shameful face frozen in place, he lost his composure for an instant.

He rushed to grab Xue Zitong who was about to escape, and wanted to delete those photos, but Xue Zitong quickly turned off the optical brain, and the two scuffled together.

In the end, of course, Xue Zitong failed miserably, and was forced to pass the photo to Gu Yi and then delete the picture in his own brain.

He escaped from Gu Yi's claws, sat on the stairs, kept a safe distance of more than one meter from him, and loosened his collar: "It's too despicable, how can anyone really fight with friends!" He almost screwed him just now head of!
"I'm showing mercy," Gu Yi admired Yan Wan's reaction in the photo on the optical brain, and looked up at the other party lazily when he heard the words, "Is it possible that you are still standing still because I have become stronger?"

"..." Mad, the two of them are not from the same track!It's weird every day!I don't know who I learned from.

Xue Zitong rolled his eyes, thought about it carefully, and said hesitantly: "It seems that she didn't have time to wash her hands just now, do you want to rinse her mouth?"

Gu Yi: "..."

Gu Yi silently got up and went to the table beside him to find water.

Xue Zitong regained the game and was in a good mood. He turned on his optical brain and noted what happened today on today's date.

After finishing writing, he accidentally clicked on some learning materials about the earth sent by Yunnian on the ground before. He briefly scanned the title of the book, and then sneered provocatively at Gu Yi: "Are you Have you figured it out and are ready to pursue the limit?"

Gu Yi, who was drinking water, choked on hearing the words, and the water spilled all over his body.

He covered his mouth and bowed his waist and coughed violently, staring at Xue Zitong with red eyes, ready to throw him out.

Xue Zitong hurriedly remedied: "Yunnian sent me some books on Earth before, which are of great help to you now, do you want to read them?"

"I don't need it," someone said, now extremely confident because of being groped, "she said I'm so pretty."

Elder Boqi suddenly poked his head out from the stairs, and said with disgust, "So what."

"I'm going! Elder Boqi, you're going to scare people to death!" Both of them patted their chests in shock. Elder Boqi was in the form of a husky except when he was making the mecha, and the pads on the soles of his feet let him go up the stairs. All in silence.

Elder Boqi scratched his ear with his hind leg: "When I was on Earth, I saw a lot of those handsome guys, not only good-looking, but also of different types, and I didn't see them marrying one by one. Your chances of winning now are also It’s just standing in front of her alive and being able to see and touch her, what else can you do besides fight? Get a hammer.”

"..." He can also choose dishes.

Gu Yi didn't participate in the undercover plan, so he really didn't know about it.

He immediately frowned and asked humbly, "Then what should I do?"

"Learn! Learning can change your destiny!" Elder Boqi gave Xue Zitong a look.

Xue Zitong quickly clicked on a book titled "Tribal Leader Falls in Love with Me: Women, You Are Playing with Fire", and the three of them gathered their heads together to study it carefully.

This night, a series of romance novels forwarded by Yunnian opened up a new world for the three of them, provided by Wei Nito.
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On the way back to the banquet, Yan Wan's lock of doomsday had been popularizing interstellar law to her, and her behavior just now was suspected of violating the regulations on underage orcs.

Xian Wan doesn't care, she is over 2000 years old and still underage, and human beings have been buried two hundred times, what's wrong with letting her flirt with her once?Besides, she didn't do anything!

Doomsday Lock scoffed at the other party's frivolous attitude.

[I can remind you that most orcs are only loyal to one partner for a long life. You'd better think clearly, otherwise you will suffer. 】

"Tch, I don't believe it. I only like one after living so long? How is it possible? I saw one love the other while watching a TV show. In less than a year, I had eighteen husbands."

[…] Human beings are… so scary.

Doomsday Lock doesn't delve into this issue anymore. Anyway, she has to bear the problem herself. They have more important and urgent things to consider now.

[You still remember what I told you before, the curse of retribution on your body has four layers, if you don't find a way to get rid of it as soon as possible, both you and I will enter forced sleep. 】

"I remember." Lock told her once in the consciousness space when he caught the curse last time, but she didn't care.

It's just sleeping, not shutting down, so it's not a big problem.

[You should have a little refreshment, I don't want to go to sleep again just after being activated. 】The lock of doomsday complained.

Xian Wan caught the key words in the other party's words: "'again'? Did you sleep like this last time? By the way, you haven't told me with whom the contract on human beings was made? Your last speech Lord?" I didn't want to know when I was so angry last time, but now I just remembered to ask.

The Doomsday Lock suddenly resumed the mechanical sound of the first meeting.

[Keyword detected, please enter the secondary password. 】

"...Your uncle's." Why come again?

【wrong password. 】

"Forget it, forget it, guess next time, I'm exhausted after working for more than ten days, I just want to have a good drink tonight." Xian Wan waved his hands quickly, and his steps became faster.

Back at the banquet, I found that many people were drunk and ready to go home. Xian Wan grabbed the patriarch who was holding an empty wine pile and was about to cry without tears, and asked if there was any wine. She was not happy yet.

The patriarch's already dark face turned even darker.

But he couldn't be too stingy, so he could only change the subject bluntly: "Don't mention the wine first, I have business to see you, Capa."

Xian Wan: "..." Why do you have business to do, can't you just drink and not chat tonight?

Obviously not.

The patriarch took her into the house, dug out the gravel in the corner, and pulled out a jar the size of a head from the ground.

Xian Wan looked at the exquisite box, thinking it was a good wine from the other party's collection, her eyes lit up.

The patriarch lifted the lid of the jar, Xian Wan immediately sniffed it and smelled a familiar smell.

She took a closer look, wasn't it [A Shui] lying in the water?

I have been brooding about the blocking of the article last night for a whole day.

I am wronged, my lord~ I took off the wheels of my car before I could hold the steering wheel.

Forget it, the problem is not big, some sentences with a strong atmosphere have been deleted, but the overall meaning has not changed.

Pay attention next time, never dare again.

huh huh...