I, my father-in-law, set off a frenzy of public examinations in ancient times

Guimao year is really a magical year. From the beginning of the year to May, there is almost no rest, and there are more major events than usual four or five years.

First of all, in January, the assassin was infiltrated by the official minister's report, and the emperor was unscathed. He said he wanted to light the sky lanterns from the Guan family...in the end, he didn't;
Immediately after February, the Empress Dowager had a special birthday, which can be called a real "universal celebration", and after that, everyone seemed to rush into the palace;

Then there is the Enke held in March, which itself is a big event for scholars all over the world. It is unexpected that women are allowed to participate, and a second-class female biographer is actually selected in the exam! ——

No, just last April, on the first day of the new year, a landslide of a moderate size seemed to have occurred in Dingjia Village, Huairou County, on the outskirts of Beijing.

When everyone was about to pack their bags and run around, the officials came forward to explain that they actually wanted to set up a "government-run factory", so they buried some black powder. It sounded like a landslide, but nothing happened...

Oh, it's okay to run a "government-run factory"... Wait, what is a "government-run factory"? ! ——

Just when everyone was puzzled by Monk Zhang Er, a bigger news quickly swept through the capital. The Xia family of the Duke's Mansion is going to have a daughter! ——

Hearing that the eldest son of the Xia family was carrying a lot of dishes from Zuixianlou, he just stepped in with one foot, when he heard the news, he immediately passed over, and the delicious dishes were scattered all over the floor;
Then it caused a crowd of beggars to come forward to fight for it, and the onlookers were too embarrassed to step forward and could only swallow their saliva desperately. Everyone ignored the previous "certain" candidate for the heir, Mr. Xia, who was overwhelmed by the beggars.

In the end, he still received the gossip that the young master Lan who came to "congratulate" the daughter-in-law saved the young master Xia, and euphemistically explained that he wanted to withdraw the engagement.

This matter is not over yet, the Xia family is not doing well, but the emperor first "long Yan furious", reprimanded the Lan family for "not understanding etiquette, worshiping the high and trampling the low", and dared to disgrace the Empress Dowager's natal family!
While chatting and laughing, he snatched the job from the young master Lan and let out a bad breath on Xia Risen's behalf.

Anyone with a discerning eye can see that this is clearly "drunkards don't want to drink"!Poor Xia Risen and Little Grandpa Lan can only "knock out their teeth and swallow their blood". They are really a pair of "difficult brothers and sisters"...

How dare the Xia family live up to the emperor's "hard work"?He beat the gongs and drums directly to Xia Xing School, held a grand banquet, and celebrated her admission to Jinshi by the way;

No matter how big or small the movement is, it is very "generous" to express their Xia family's attitude towards the matter of "daughter".

It's not yet May, and everyone can't wait to know what new things will happen again, and everyone is not disappointed: First, the Jinshi selected by Enke will be appointed as county magistrates!Second, the emperor is about to choose a concubine! ——

The enthusiasm of these two major events overwhelmed the first batch of goods produced by the "Dayong Official Paper Mill"! ——

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When Fang Fang came to Guan Yujun dejectedly, he also brought a batch of the first batch of "samples" that he thought had failed: "Little Eunuch Guan, I have failed your trust...these papers are too soft and too thick , not smooth, especially water-absorbent, not suitable for writing!..."

Guan Yujun's eyes lit up after hearing this: This is clearly the toilet paper she wanted!
And Ya Si, her second aunt, who used the anti-hemorrhoid soup for cooling blood, just came today!Just let her be the first wave to try these toilet papers! ——

Guan Yujun snatched it up: "Very good, let's do it! Keep building!—" Then he ran away without a trace.

Is this still good paper? !Fang Fang felt that his brain was not enough, but he just believed in the little Eunuch Guan...

He turned around to leave Ouchi, but accidentally turned around and bumped into a little father-in-law.

The little father-in-law was sweating profusely, and he looked terrified, resenting that he would collide with him, so that the papers he held in his arms were scattered all over the floor.

This is real paper! ——

Fang Fang kindly knelt down and picked it up with his little eunuch. As soon as he picked up a piece of paper, he was so scared that he sat down on the ground.

"This, this, this..." This is a waste of paper! ——

Then he also showed the same expression as that little father-in-law.

The two felt sorry for each other, looked at each other, and went their separate ways without saying a word after picking up the things.

The little father-in-law couldn't help crying: his colleagues are too thieves!Just because he was at the bottom of yesterday's skill competition, he was sent to do this kind of drudgery! ...

At the same time, there was a feeling of helplessness in my heart, who made myself inferior to others? !This kind of thing must never happen again next time... I bit the bullet and continued to go to the Qianqing Palace...

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The little eunuch wanted to lower his head to the ground, but he couldn't help but look at the emperor's face.

The emperor was staring at a memorial in a daze at this moment, and didn't read a single word on the memorial... That day when the queen mother mentioned the matter of choosing a concubine, he agreed without hesitation; because a Xia Xing school was registered, no one would think that She will be queen...

But now he regretted it again, only blaming himself for being stupid: there is no Xia Xing School, and there are other people he doesn't like!Xia Xing school is not a range! ——

And the person he really likes...

Han Yinchu didn't dare to think about it any more, he threw the memorial in his hand to the ground irritably, but the little eunuch who had been waiting by the side fell to the ground at the same time with his knee.

Han Yinchu was a little strange: "Why are you kneeling? You didn't write the memorial."

"Emperor, Your Majesty, slave, slave..." The little father-in-law wanted to cry but had no tears, the crisis was not in the memorial, the murderous intent was a hot potato in his arms! ——

"Get up... By the way, what you have in your hand is the portrait presented by this year's show girl, show it to me..."

I'm really too smart. At that time, I'll just say that they are too ugly, so why don't they all go back?Han Yinchu suddenly felt that he was doing well again.

He reached for the tea at hand and handed it into his mouth, took the portrait with one hand and unfolded it...

"puff!--"

Dots of tea were sprayed onto the fine rice paper, and the scented pen and ink was smudged. It should have been a scene of "violent waste";

But because the lines that could be called ghosts and ghosts were blurred, Han Yinchu's eyes were saved instead.

Han Yinchu even entered a state of meditation for a moment. Did the painters all over the country receive the instructions in his mind when they were painting more than a month ago?

Painting all the young women as ugly? ! ——

This is a bit weird, right? !
Not asking ghosts and gods, Han Yinchu felt a little terrified for the first time, and grabbed the handle of the dragon chair: "This, what is going on?—"

The little eunuch felt the same: whoever looks at these paintings is not afraid!Even the real Dragon Emperor can't stand it! ...