I, my father-in-law, set off a frenzy of public examinations in ancient times

For several days in a row, broom star Luo Yaokong did not come to the door, Guan Yujun was overjoyed, but this joy did not last for a long time.

Because what Luo Yaokong said about "study grinding" was not a joke.

Today, a girl who was about the same age as Guan Yujun came to the door aggressively. Her face was somewhat similar to that of Luo Wanyi, but her temperament was in line with that very deceitful Luo Yaokong.

She was dressed like a goddess, and even when the angry Chaoguan and the emperor came, she still carried a bit of "bright and bright phoenix posture, fluttering fairy spirit" elegant and refined...

Guan Yujun's delusion of her ended immediately when Luo Linglong's hand grabbed her ear.

"Hiss!——" Guan Yujun had no choice but to follow Luo Linglong's strides out of the room to the back garden, otherwise his ears would be pulled off: "Damn girl, let me go!——"

"Who do you call 'girl film'? It doesn't matter which of us is older, right? I really don't understand how my brother can like bean sprouts like you..."

Luo Linglong walked ahead, with an appearance of "hating iron but not steel".

"Then go find your brother! Why are you looking for me? I didn't rush you to come here..."

"Heh..." Luo Linglong sneered all over her body, let go of Guan Yujun, turned around and sneered at her with her hands on her hips, "I can't help you! You entered the door of my Luojia, and from now on you're born as a Luojia. Death is the ghost of falling home'! Today, I will teach you how to set the rules..."

After finishing speaking, Luo Linglong gave an order, and a silent woman tied Guan Yujun's hands to the swing rope. Before Guan Yujun understood what the "rule" was, the woman behind her began to pick each other up. Push her forcefully from behind Guan Yujun.

And Luo Linglong just sat on the swing frame opposite her with a smile on her face, watching Guan Yujun being pushed to the highest point, until every time she swung, she would cross the highest beam of the swing frame.

This strong push back feeling.

Guan Yujun, who is not afraid of heights, still can't figure it out, what Luo Linglong said about "setting the rules" is asking her to sit on the "big pendulum"? ...

After a long time, Luo Linglong didn't see any expression similar to "horrified" or "frightened" on Guan Yujun's face, nor did he utter the slightest "scream". Laughter", her face gradually darkened.

She gestured again, and the mother-in-law behind her gradually lowered Guan Yujun, who was experiencing "Fast and Furious", back to the ground.

Guan Yujun was very disappointed: "Why don't you continue playing?——"

Play?
Luo Linglong was about to laugh angrily, "Guan Yujun, this lady will let you know what real 'playing' is..."

After finishing speaking, she took out a knife as thin as a willow leaf from the net tied around her waist, just like the small thin blade used by modern pickpockets; the knife was lying in her hand, no more than the length of a woman's palm : The light reflected from the blade is like water waves.

But if Guan Yujun really regarded this thing as a harmless water wave, he would be foolish.

Luo Linglong flicked the knife with her Danko-painted nails: "This is one of the many gadgets my brother gave me, it is the 'Banding Knife' of 'Banding Swords Like Water, Wu Yan Shengxue, Slender Hands Breaking New Oranges'" ...

I heard that even if you cut your throat, it will only leave a shallow line of blood on the neck; I don’t know how high you will fall when you swing down and cut your swing rope? "

Guan Yujun tilted his head and looked at her, noncommittal.

Luo Linglong thought she was scared, and smiled, "I heard that in ancient times, there was a cruel emperor who liked to hit people with a slingshot for fun, and the court ladies were often beaten to death by him, it was miserable;

Today the emperor was still beating people for fun, so a court lady bit the bullet and knelt down and begged the emperor to raise her hand, but the emperor agreed for some reason!All the servants around were overjoyed, but after a while, the emperor asked the court lady to play on the swing;

Everyone present didn't understand what the emperor was thinking. They saw that the maid's swing was getting higher and higher, but the emperor didn't have the slightest intention to stop... until the swing reached the highest point again, the emperor suddenly yelled :'let go'! ..."

Luo Linglong smiled even more heartily, and looked at Guan Yujun who was sitting on the swing: "Guess, what happened next?..."

What else can happen?The woman who was near the swing frame couldn't help shivering in the sweltering heat, wondering why the rich used so many tricks to torture others? ...

Luo Linglong's demonic whispers rang in everyone's ears immediately: "...the emperor's order is hard to break, the maid had no choice but to let go, but she was thrown onto the bright red wall opposite in an instant, her skull was shattered and her brains burst , even the neck was bent at an unexpected angle...

I don't know whether breaking her neck will kill her first, or breaking her head will kill her first..."

"Impossible." Guan Yujun just shook his head calmly, denying Luo Linglong's statement.

"Why are you interrupting, I haven't finished my story yet!" Luo Linglong glared at Guan Yujun, and continued:

"The emperor laughed out loud, kept clapping his hands, and shouted: 'It's fun, it's fun!...' Then everyone realized that the emperor never gave up his hobby of 'playing with a slingshot'. 'Balls' is nothing more..."

Guan Yujun saw her laughing more idiotically, and couldn't help curling his lips in disgust: "It's over?——"

Seeing Guan Yujun's normal expression, Luo Linglong couldn't help feeling a little disappointed: "It's over... But let me tell you Guan Yujun..."

"Your story is really wrong~" Guan Yujun kept shaking his fingers even though his hands were tied to the swing rope, and even his head kept shaking in coordination:

"On the contrary, when the swing reaches the apex of the highest point, people let go at that time, and they will only fall from the height; while letting go of the hand when the swing reaches the lowest point, the person will fly out following the trajectory of the swing, almost The situation you just mentioned..."

"You lied!..." Before Luo Linglong could figure out how to refute Guan Yujun, Guan Yujun signaled her to untie herself with his eyes.

After Luo Linglong accidentally untied the rope binding Guan Yujun's hands, Guan Yujun picked up the parallel knife in Luo Linglong's hand and cut three quarters of the two swing ropes; The empty swing went up to the blue sky.

Almost everyone held their breath, eager to know how the follow-up would develop...

When Luo Linglong saw that the swing broke at the highest point and fell straight down, she felt that something was broken in her heart.

Her face suddenly burned hotly.