I, my father-in-law, set off a frenzy of public examinations in ancient times

"My lord, why are so many of these medicinal materials collected? The red peony root and scrophulariaceae are not rare. If you need to use them in large quantities, you can buy them from the people. Good sign of..."

The envoy-sama was originally a fairy, but now he was wringing his fingers in embarrassment, with a look of "I don't know if I have something to say or not".

A young doctor who was sorting out the medical case watched from afar, as if Guan Yujun was questioning the embarrassing hospital envoy, so he stepped forward and replied:

"Little Eunuch Guan, you are right, but have you ever thought that it is the folks who raised the price of these blood-cooling and detoxifying medicinal materials first?"

"The price of all the medicinal materials for cooling blood and detoxification has increased?" Guan Yujun became serious. This is not a good sign... Could there be a major epidemic? ...

The court envoy came out to smooth things over: "It's not true, only the taste of hemorrhoids has gone crazy..."

"Hemorrhoids?!——" Guan Yujun became the man with an inexplicable expression, "Is it because the 'hemorrhoids treatment' is just needed?"

Not only the hospital envoys and doctors, but also the busy Tai Hospital, those who smashed medicine, those who grabbed medicine, and those who worked at desks... all stopped their work in unison and looked at Guan Yujun.

Guan Yujun was still baffled, "You all see what I do... what?"

In the end, this sentence is no longer an interrogative sentence.

She remembered the "refreshing" medicinal drink she drank these days, didn't it just because it tasted like an iced Americano? ——

And Xiaoyu, that idiot, is always trying to make her drink all kinds of anti-hemorrhoid soup? !Isn't it everyone, even the folks, that Guan Yujun is a "young man with hemorrhoids"? ...

Guan Yujun felt that the whole world was spinning, if she wasn't still sitting on the chair, she would have stumbled——

Who killed a thousand dollars, spread rumors that she had hemorrhoids at the beginning, and gave her hemorrhoid dispelling soup!That is the root of all evil! ! ! ——

Seeing Guan Yujun clinging to the armrest tightly and gnashing his teeth, the court envoy couldn't bear to say to him, "Little Guan Gonggong, the medicine you drink includes external application" and "Now folks are spreading rumors about the root cause of your hemorrhoids. His Majesty the Emperor" These cruel facts.

He could only persuade in a vague way: "Little Eunuch Guan, no matter how delicious the soup is, it is 'three-point poisonous'. You should 'take care of your health'..."

The obstetrician with a goatee who had been sitting far away in the corner had an expression of seeing through everything: Little Guan Gonggong is really miserable, and the one with hemorrhoids is the emperor, but little Guan Gonggong has been blamed, not to mention, and was splashed with all kinds of things. dirty water...

It's not easy to be a close minister of the emperor! ...

Guan Yujun could no longer hear the envoy's words. She drank the "blood-cooling" medicine for so long, what was her aunt going to do! ? ...

There were raging little flames in her eyes. Who was it that told her that she had hemorrhoids?Don't let her know who it is...

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Mr. Ma knelt on the blue brick floor of Qianqing Palace, letting his sweat fall drop by drop on the blue brick, making a clear sound of dripping water, but he didn't dare to raise his hand to wipe it away;
He was cold all over, shivering uncontrollably.

There is no other reason. When he was in court, he was not invited or left behind, but was directly picked up by Jin Yiwei; it sounds good to say that he was caught, but in the second half of the journey, he was dragged directly...

When he came to Qianqing Palace, the emperor didn't say anything, he just sat on the top and read the memorial, leaving him to kneel on the spot.

Mr. Ma's eyeballs also rolled quickly, and he kept thinking about what offended the emperor...

Occasionally, he boldly raised his head to take a look, and received a glance from His Majesty who raised his eyelids as if looking at something dead, which froze his liver and gallbladder to pieces, and he dared not move easily.

Han Yinchu threw the last memorial aside, picked up the teacup, poured the tea into his mouth, rinsed his mouth, and then resumed the boneless sitting posture.

The emperor was wearing a red dragon robe that looked like blood today, and Eunuch Huang Bao took off his Wing Shan crown for him as usual, so that he could rest more easily, and a strand of jet-black hair fell down naturally;
He rolled up his sleeves, exposing his thin and powerful upper arms, and he clenched his fists to support his head, looking at the kneeling Master Ma in leisure time.

Master Ma trembled even more...

The emperor looks like a well-dressed executioner:
He will be crazier if the blood stains his clothes, and having no extra accessories on his body will help him to punish others. If the tortured person shows a painful and wailing look, he will appear crazy on his usually inhumane face. smile...

"I don't have any extra time to waste with you. You know what you've done, so don't waste my tongue. Every minute you waste, you will have more..."

"Your Majesty, I'm going to recruit you, I'm going to recruit all of you!—" The Lord Ma was so frightened that he burst into tears, his nose burst into tears, it was really ugly.

He didn't want to suffer another punishment in the imperial prison! ——

Han Yinchu raised his hand and stretched out his index finger to cover his nose: He hasn't said the threat of "sent in prison for one more year", why does he look like he's about to pee his pants? ...

"That being the case, tell me what you did..."

"Emperor, Your Majesty, I deserve death! You, I shouldn't make public the fact that little Guan Gonggong has hemorrhoids... and spread the anecdote about you and little Guan Gonggong everywhere..."

When Mr. Ma seemed to have exhausted all his strength to say these words, he also collapsed on the ground as if he had been cramped.He doesn't dare to ask for anything extravagantly now, he only hopes that the emperor will let him die happily...

Huang Bao, who was standing by the side, opened his nostrils quickly: Oh my god, there are unexpected gains! ...

Xiao Yu, who was ready to go out to identify Mr. Ma at any time, was even more indignant: He knew that this Ma was not a good guy! ...

The one who was most confused was Han Yinchu: "Don't you want to say something about your crime of accepting bribes and leaking questions?..."

Master Ma was stunned, so this is what the emperor wanted to talk about? ——Then he just now, didn't he "do not recruit himself"?

Han Yinchu's face really sank, like dark clouds pressing down on the environment, making people breathless.

The reason for the bribery was that the imperial examination papers in previous years were all sealed and issued by the Ministry of Rites; he accepted benefits that others could not refuse, and he did not use real money that was easy to be caught, so he took a risk and agreed to others to steal. Release the Enke examination paper to leak the questions.

But he was also extremely careful, and asked the other party to repeatedly promise that only one or two people would agree to vent.

I didn't expect that Guan Yujun was really cunning, and he was only willing to hand over the things that the Ministry of Rites did in previous years to Dongchang, who was surrounded by iron barrels. Let alone leaking the questions, he didn't even know how many questions were in the exam! ——