Saying XX lines makes me rich
Chapter 243 The highest level of pretend competition is real competition!
Chapter 243 The highest level of pretend competition is real competition!
Zhang Yihong felt that he was very unlucky.
A few years ago, I committed a crime in my hometown, and relied on my uncle's connections to run to the border province overnight. I worked hard at various construction sites and hid in hiding for so many years.Seeing that ten years had passed, thinking that nothing would happen, Zhang Yihong finally returned to his hometown of Sweet Market and found a new partner under the introduction of a relative.
Although the target is not pretty, has an average figure, and has an average temperament, she is still better than the women she came into contact with on the construction site.Zhang Yihong compared the left and right, pinched his nose and then performed the procedure first.
Anyway, women these days are very open-minded. They will fall asleep with someone first, and then ride on the donkey to find a horse. If he meets a better one in the future, he will kick him out. If he doesn't meet him, he won't have no women to share with him. Get married, have a baby, take care of the housework, and provide for him and his children.
Logically speaking, if that bullshit celebrity came to their place to hold a concert, Zhang Yihong would never spend money to attend a live concert.No matter how much his current girlfriend likes this star, Zhang Yihong had often scolded his girlfriend for being a playboy and unruly woman because of this, but all his thoughts changed when he saw the selfie photos of the girls in the fan chat group. .
That was a week ago. Zhang Yihong accidentally discovered that his girlfriend didn't care about his boyfriend's wishes at all and spent a lot of money to buy concert tickets without saying a word.
Although the other party spent his own money, Zhang Yihong still felt angry.Firstly, he has long regarded his girlfriend's wallet as his own. Secondly, he has strongly expressed his displeasure with that bullshit celebrity. His girlfriend actually continues to be a fan of this celebrity. Zhang Yihong believes that he has the dignity of being her man. was provoked.
This time, his girlfriend's attitude also annoyed him. She would rather break up than pursue celebrities. Aren't these the same star-chasers who all male netizens say they will never marry in the future?
Zhang Yihong suddenly felt a green light coming from his head. In a rage, he snatched the other person's phone and locked him in the bathroom.With soaring anger, Zhang Yihong began to look through every corner of his girlfriend's phone, vowing to find evidence of his girlfriend's cheating. He had already thought about what he would do if he found it.
Posting evidence to WeChat Moments is a basic operation, but he also has to send all the evidence to his girlfriend's family group so that they can see what the so-called good girl they say is really like!
However, after searching all over, Zhang Yihong couldn't find the evidence he wanted.
This made him both embarrassed and ashamed.Just at this moment, his girlfriend's phone rang with a new message notification. Zhang Yihong decisively clicked in and took a look, and was immediately stunned by the beautiful girls in the photo.
He felt that he had finally found true love, although the number of true loves was not a single one.
But he is so good, is it a problem to have a few more true loves in his heart?Zhang Yihong, who has watched harem stories on male videos for more than ten years, thinks there is no problem at all.
At the same time, he also opened up new ideas.
After digging out a few more explosive photo records from the fan chat group that his girlfriend joined, Zhang Yihong's new idea became even more solid.Then he let his girlfriend out of the bathroom. Although the girlfriend was determined to break up with him and moved out of the same place that night, Zhang Yihong still followed her persistently, engaging in various ways to please her. .
Naturally, he confidently and affectionately paid for this concert with his own money, bought tickets from scalpers at a high price, and pestered his girlfriend to attend the concert.
The scene was great, the lights were dark, and the atmosphere was particularly hot and intense. Zhang Yihong took advantage of it secretly.As a result, there was just such a small back. He just felt that the waistline of the woman in front of him was particularly attractive, so he touched it.
When he turned around, he was slapped by the woman. Her boyfriend happened to be right next to her, and she was not cowardly at all. She grabbed him unmercifully and tried to take him to the police station.
How can this work!
Zhang Yihong had been in hiding for more than ten years and suffered from "police" PTSD. When he heard these three words, his face turned pale with fright, and he overreacted and turned around to run away.In the eyes of ordinary people, this reflection would at best make him think that this person is too cowardly, but in the eyes of his boyfriend who is a criminal police officer himself, it would be a big problem.
The detective boyfriend took another closer look, and at the same time compared all the facial features of the wanted criminals that he remembered with him one by one, and really discovered that this person turned out to be the man who had robbed several people with a knife ten years ago, including two people. A fugitive who died after being taken to the hospital!
So a chase among the crowd began.
"Ah - you are sick!"
"Why are you like this!"
"no quality!"
"Why push? I'm in a hurry to reincarnate!"
Zhang Yihong didn't care about the yelling and complaining of the men and women around him. He pushed and shoved them regardless, and even hit them when he was anxious, forcing his way out of the crowd.
At this moment, his mind was buzzing with panic, and he couldn't think of anything. All he could think about was running away, running away quickly!
Seeing that the exit was getting closer and closer, Zhang Yihong glanced back in a hurry and found that the person chasing him couldn't be as decisive and straightforward as him, and was pushed farther and farther away from him by the crowd.
This made Zhang Yihong couldn't help but smile proudly, and he also had time to start thinking about what to do after going out.
First of all, he must escape. The further away the better. In the past two years, going abroad for gold mining has been quite popular. He happened to know a few brothers who specialize in introducing people to work abroad. When the time comes, he will follow their path. Myanmar went into hiding for two years.
But if he wanted to go this way, he would definitely need to bring some "gifts". Zhang Yihong quickly searched for people he could take with him, such as the two nieces and nephews from his eldest brother's family, and the nieces and nephews from his second sister's family.
In the end, he even touched his own father and mother, but he was still worried that running away was too smart, and the two old guys couldn't keep up with the physical strength. If he was brought over and sold by weight, others might not like him, so he gave up.
After thinking about the "gift", Zhang Yihong thought about whether he could find a chance to take revenge before leaving, whether it was his girlfriend who caused him to be recognized today or the deadbeat who chased him, or even the one who dumped him. Zhang Yihong, the slapstick girlfriend, was also filled with hatred.
If you want to think about something, don't waste time running away.
Just when the exit was in front of him, Zhang Yihong's mouth was already grinning widely. He was about to turn around and spit like a stick with his middle finger before leaving. However, when he turned back and raised his hand to pout, he suddenly felt that his eyesight went black, and his whole face Suddenly a sharp pain came.
"Ah——!" Zhang Yihong screamed, and his whole body flew up.It hit the wall next to it and bounced, then fell heavily to the ground.
Fortunately, because Zhang Yihong ran so fast, there weren't many people at the exit yet, and the few people who were sparse had already screamed and ran away when Zhang Yihong came menacingly.Such a smash prevented any innocent passers-by from being hit.
Chu Qingyu, who originally just wanted to leave the person behind with a flying kick: "."
Seeing the suspect lying on the ground who had suffered severe injuries to his face and a mouthful of phlegm that had choked into his trachea while screaming, and who had fainted immediately, Chu Qingyu felt a little paralyzed for a moment.
Ah, this, you won't be sued by the suspect, right?Should she call in the legal team in advance?
The plainclothes detective who finally squeezed in after all the hard work looked at the person lying on the ground, and then at Chu Qingyu who came to help at the critical moment. He was speechless for a few seconds before finally reacting and went to check on the suspect. After confirming that the person had just temporarily held his breath and fainted, he said to Chu Qingyu: "Little sister, don't be afraid, the person just fainted and there were no serious injuries to other parts of the body."
After a pause, he was a little embarrassed: "But I still need you to follow me, little sister. I just want to ask about the situation briefly. There will be nothing else."
Chu Qingyu breathed a sigh of relief and put the cell phone he had just taken out again: "Okay, then I won't call the lawyer over yet."
The plainclothes detective was stunned for a moment, probably still thinking whether the other party had watched too many TV series. After all, ordinary people would not call a lawyer so casually.
After Chu Qingyu followed the people here, old Xu Zhongqing and others backstage knew that there was a concert, but the concert ended and the big boss entered the situation.
Fortunately, the big boss didn't go in because he committed a crime.
Lao Mu also roughly understood that his friend who was good at everything, but who liked to pretend to compete from time to time, actually had this ability. After a brief surprise, he accepted it well: "You are worthy of being a king."
It turns out that the highest level of pretend competition is real awesome competition!
*
Sweet City Criminal Police Brigade.
The colleague who stayed behind saw Zheng Cheng passing by in a hurry and couldn't help but be surprised: "Xiao Zheng, didn't you go to the concert with your girlfriend?"
Zheng Cheng paused, with an expression on his face that was both happy and a little tangled: "Yeah, didn't we just find a fugitive after watching the concert? He almost ran away!"
When my colleague heard this, he sat up straight in surprise: "No way! Didn't I hear that the person who came to our place to hold a concert this time was a young man? Did I hear wrongly and it was the fugitive nemesis Zhang Tianwang? "
Every time Zhang Tianwang performs at his concert, several fugitives are caught, and this matter has become a talk of the century in their circles.
Zheng Cheng couldn't help laughing after hearing this, and said a few more words. Finally, his colleague said with emotion: "Not bad, not bad. It seems that there is a successor to King Zhang Tian. We will have another place to keep tabs on in the future."
This was just a joke, and neither of them took it seriously. They never expected that this one-day trip to the police station would open the door to a new world for Chu Qingyu.
As a brave passer-by, Chu Qingyu only cooperated and answered a few questions and was released. Before leaving, a police girl reminded her to pay attention to the bounty.
It turns out that this suspect named Zhang Yihong is a wanted fugitive. In addition to official reward orders over the years, the victims' families have not given up on accumulating rewards, hoping to arrest him as soon as possible.
However, due to various reasons, Zhang Yihong has never been found.
Although Chu Qingyu only came with a final kick, it was a crucial kick. When the time comes, part of the bounty will definitely be allocated to her account.
After reuniting with Lao Mu, Chu Qingyu said that he had made some extra money and wanted to invite him to go to the night market to have sex with him.
Lao Mu, who has been promoted to a second-tier star and is sought after by millions of fans as a new generation of martial arts god, has no male god style at all. He agreed immediately and seemed to be letting go of himself without his manager. "Happiness counts one day at a time. Anyway, it’s me tomorrow who will be scolded and punished. It’s enough for me to be happy today!”
When the two of them talked about Zhang Yihong and the bounty, Chu Qingyu sighed with emotion: "Now I understand Boss Pi's money-making style. Sure enough, there are business opportunities everywhere. What if I specially hire a group of people to guard my house?" When artists attend events, they have so many fans and a large population base, does the probability of catching wanted criminals rise sharply?"
Seeing that his friend was ready to develop the reward order into a serious money-making assembly line, Old Mu thought about it and was speechless. In the end, he only gave a thumbs up and said concisely: "6. "
No wonder my friends are rich at such a young age. As long as you have such a heart that always wants to make money, and a pair of eyes that can spot business opportunities everywhere, you can be as rich as the enemy in just a few days!
Chu Qingyu: Thank you. I am already as rich as a country when I am young and lying down casually.
PS: Many of the views, thoughts, and remarks in this chapter belong to what the fugitive Zhang Yihong thinks, sees, and says. It does not mean that the author agrees with the thoughts and opinions of the remarks at all. Please do not attribute the typical scumbag villain character setting to the author. On myself and my family.
And when writing stories, if there are good people, there will definitely be bad people. I hope you understand.
(End of this chapter)
Zhang Yihong felt that he was very unlucky.
A few years ago, I committed a crime in my hometown, and relied on my uncle's connections to run to the border province overnight. I worked hard at various construction sites and hid in hiding for so many years.Seeing that ten years had passed, thinking that nothing would happen, Zhang Yihong finally returned to his hometown of Sweet Market and found a new partner under the introduction of a relative.
Although the target is not pretty, has an average figure, and has an average temperament, she is still better than the women she came into contact with on the construction site.Zhang Yihong compared the left and right, pinched his nose and then performed the procedure first.
Anyway, women these days are very open-minded. They will fall asleep with someone first, and then ride on the donkey to find a horse. If he meets a better one in the future, he will kick him out. If he doesn't meet him, he won't have no women to share with him. Get married, have a baby, take care of the housework, and provide for him and his children.
Logically speaking, if that bullshit celebrity came to their place to hold a concert, Zhang Yihong would never spend money to attend a live concert.No matter how much his current girlfriend likes this star, Zhang Yihong had often scolded his girlfriend for being a playboy and unruly woman because of this, but all his thoughts changed when he saw the selfie photos of the girls in the fan chat group. .
That was a week ago. Zhang Yihong accidentally discovered that his girlfriend didn't care about his boyfriend's wishes at all and spent a lot of money to buy concert tickets without saying a word.
Although the other party spent his own money, Zhang Yihong still felt angry.Firstly, he has long regarded his girlfriend's wallet as his own. Secondly, he has strongly expressed his displeasure with that bullshit celebrity. His girlfriend actually continues to be a fan of this celebrity. Zhang Yihong believes that he has the dignity of being her man. was provoked.
This time, his girlfriend's attitude also annoyed him. She would rather break up than pursue celebrities. Aren't these the same star-chasers who all male netizens say they will never marry in the future?
Zhang Yihong suddenly felt a green light coming from his head. In a rage, he snatched the other person's phone and locked him in the bathroom.With soaring anger, Zhang Yihong began to look through every corner of his girlfriend's phone, vowing to find evidence of his girlfriend's cheating. He had already thought about what he would do if he found it.
Posting evidence to WeChat Moments is a basic operation, but he also has to send all the evidence to his girlfriend's family group so that they can see what the so-called good girl they say is really like!
However, after searching all over, Zhang Yihong couldn't find the evidence he wanted.
This made him both embarrassed and ashamed.Just at this moment, his girlfriend's phone rang with a new message notification. Zhang Yihong decisively clicked in and took a look, and was immediately stunned by the beautiful girls in the photo.
He felt that he had finally found true love, although the number of true loves was not a single one.
But he is so good, is it a problem to have a few more true loves in his heart?Zhang Yihong, who has watched harem stories on male videos for more than ten years, thinks there is no problem at all.
At the same time, he also opened up new ideas.
After digging out a few more explosive photo records from the fan chat group that his girlfriend joined, Zhang Yihong's new idea became even more solid.Then he let his girlfriend out of the bathroom. Although the girlfriend was determined to break up with him and moved out of the same place that night, Zhang Yihong still followed her persistently, engaging in various ways to please her. .
Naturally, he confidently and affectionately paid for this concert with his own money, bought tickets from scalpers at a high price, and pestered his girlfriend to attend the concert.
The scene was great, the lights were dark, and the atmosphere was particularly hot and intense. Zhang Yihong took advantage of it secretly.As a result, there was just such a small back. He just felt that the waistline of the woman in front of him was particularly attractive, so he touched it.
When he turned around, he was slapped by the woman. Her boyfriend happened to be right next to her, and she was not cowardly at all. She grabbed him unmercifully and tried to take him to the police station.
How can this work!
Zhang Yihong had been in hiding for more than ten years and suffered from "police" PTSD. When he heard these three words, his face turned pale with fright, and he overreacted and turned around to run away.In the eyes of ordinary people, this reflection would at best make him think that this person is too cowardly, but in the eyes of his boyfriend who is a criminal police officer himself, it would be a big problem.
The detective boyfriend took another closer look, and at the same time compared all the facial features of the wanted criminals that he remembered with him one by one, and really discovered that this person turned out to be the man who had robbed several people with a knife ten years ago, including two people. A fugitive who died after being taken to the hospital!
So a chase among the crowd began.
"Ah - you are sick!"
"Why are you like this!"
"no quality!"
"Why push? I'm in a hurry to reincarnate!"
Zhang Yihong didn't care about the yelling and complaining of the men and women around him. He pushed and shoved them regardless, and even hit them when he was anxious, forcing his way out of the crowd.
At this moment, his mind was buzzing with panic, and he couldn't think of anything. All he could think about was running away, running away quickly!
Seeing that the exit was getting closer and closer, Zhang Yihong glanced back in a hurry and found that the person chasing him couldn't be as decisive and straightforward as him, and was pushed farther and farther away from him by the crowd.
This made Zhang Yihong couldn't help but smile proudly, and he also had time to start thinking about what to do after going out.
First of all, he must escape. The further away the better. In the past two years, going abroad for gold mining has been quite popular. He happened to know a few brothers who specialize in introducing people to work abroad. When the time comes, he will follow their path. Myanmar went into hiding for two years.
But if he wanted to go this way, he would definitely need to bring some "gifts". Zhang Yihong quickly searched for people he could take with him, such as the two nieces and nephews from his eldest brother's family, and the nieces and nephews from his second sister's family.
In the end, he even touched his own father and mother, but he was still worried that running away was too smart, and the two old guys couldn't keep up with the physical strength. If he was brought over and sold by weight, others might not like him, so he gave up.
After thinking about the "gift", Zhang Yihong thought about whether he could find a chance to take revenge before leaving, whether it was his girlfriend who caused him to be recognized today or the deadbeat who chased him, or even the one who dumped him. Zhang Yihong, the slapstick girlfriend, was also filled with hatred.
If you want to think about something, don't waste time running away.
Just when the exit was in front of him, Zhang Yihong's mouth was already grinning widely. He was about to turn around and spit like a stick with his middle finger before leaving. However, when he turned back and raised his hand to pout, he suddenly felt that his eyesight went black, and his whole face Suddenly a sharp pain came.
"Ah——!" Zhang Yihong screamed, and his whole body flew up.It hit the wall next to it and bounced, then fell heavily to the ground.
Fortunately, because Zhang Yihong ran so fast, there weren't many people at the exit yet, and the few people who were sparse had already screamed and ran away when Zhang Yihong came menacingly.Such a smash prevented any innocent passers-by from being hit.
Chu Qingyu, who originally just wanted to leave the person behind with a flying kick: "."
Seeing the suspect lying on the ground who had suffered severe injuries to his face and a mouthful of phlegm that had choked into his trachea while screaming, and who had fainted immediately, Chu Qingyu felt a little paralyzed for a moment.
Ah, this, you won't be sued by the suspect, right?Should she call in the legal team in advance?
The plainclothes detective who finally squeezed in after all the hard work looked at the person lying on the ground, and then at Chu Qingyu who came to help at the critical moment. He was speechless for a few seconds before finally reacting and went to check on the suspect. After confirming that the person had just temporarily held his breath and fainted, he said to Chu Qingyu: "Little sister, don't be afraid, the person just fainted and there were no serious injuries to other parts of the body."
After a pause, he was a little embarrassed: "But I still need you to follow me, little sister. I just want to ask about the situation briefly. There will be nothing else."
Chu Qingyu breathed a sigh of relief and put the cell phone he had just taken out again: "Okay, then I won't call the lawyer over yet."
The plainclothes detective was stunned for a moment, probably still thinking whether the other party had watched too many TV series. After all, ordinary people would not call a lawyer so casually.
After Chu Qingyu followed the people here, old Xu Zhongqing and others backstage knew that there was a concert, but the concert ended and the big boss entered the situation.
Fortunately, the big boss didn't go in because he committed a crime.
Lao Mu also roughly understood that his friend who was good at everything, but who liked to pretend to compete from time to time, actually had this ability. After a brief surprise, he accepted it well: "You are worthy of being a king."
It turns out that the highest level of pretend competition is real awesome competition!
*
Sweet City Criminal Police Brigade.
The colleague who stayed behind saw Zheng Cheng passing by in a hurry and couldn't help but be surprised: "Xiao Zheng, didn't you go to the concert with your girlfriend?"
Zheng Cheng paused, with an expression on his face that was both happy and a little tangled: "Yeah, didn't we just find a fugitive after watching the concert? He almost ran away!"
When my colleague heard this, he sat up straight in surprise: "No way! Didn't I hear that the person who came to our place to hold a concert this time was a young man? Did I hear wrongly and it was the fugitive nemesis Zhang Tianwang? "
Every time Zhang Tianwang performs at his concert, several fugitives are caught, and this matter has become a talk of the century in their circles.
Zheng Cheng couldn't help laughing after hearing this, and said a few more words. Finally, his colleague said with emotion: "Not bad, not bad. It seems that there is a successor to King Zhang Tian. We will have another place to keep tabs on in the future."
This was just a joke, and neither of them took it seriously. They never expected that this one-day trip to the police station would open the door to a new world for Chu Qingyu.
As a brave passer-by, Chu Qingyu only cooperated and answered a few questions and was released. Before leaving, a police girl reminded her to pay attention to the bounty.
It turns out that this suspect named Zhang Yihong is a wanted fugitive. In addition to official reward orders over the years, the victims' families have not given up on accumulating rewards, hoping to arrest him as soon as possible.
However, due to various reasons, Zhang Yihong has never been found.
Although Chu Qingyu only came with a final kick, it was a crucial kick. When the time comes, part of the bounty will definitely be allocated to her account.
After reuniting with Lao Mu, Chu Qingyu said that he had made some extra money and wanted to invite him to go to the night market to have sex with him.
Lao Mu, who has been promoted to a second-tier star and is sought after by millions of fans as a new generation of martial arts god, has no male god style at all. He agreed immediately and seemed to be letting go of himself without his manager. "Happiness counts one day at a time. Anyway, it’s me tomorrow who will be scolded and punished. It’s enough for me to be happy today!”
When the two of them talked about Zhang Yihong and the bounty, Chu Qingyu sighed with emotion: "Now I understand Boss Pi's money-making style. Sure enough, there are business opportunities everywhere. What if I specially hire a group of people to guard my house?" When artists attend events, they have so many fans and a large population base, does the probability of catching wanted criminals rise sharply?"
Seeing that his friend was ready to develop the reward order into a serious money-making assembly line, Old Mu thought about it and was speechless. In the end, he only gave a thumbs up and said concisely: "6. "
No wonder my friends are rich at such a young age. As long as you have such a heart that always wants to make money, and a pair of eyes that can spot business opportunities everywhere, you can be as rich as the enemy in just a few days!
Chu Qingyu: Thank you. I am already as rich as a country when I am young and lying down casually.
PS: Many of the views, thoughts, and remarks in this chapter belong to what the fugitive Zhang Yihong thinks, sees, and says. It does not mean that the author agrees with the thoughts and opinions of the remarks at all. Please do not attribute the typical scumbag villain character setting to the author. On myself and my family.
And when writing stories, if there are good people, there will definitely be bad people. I hope you understand.
(End of this chapter)
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