Saying XX lines makes me rich

#WTF! Shit, shit, shit! ! ! ! #

[Owner: Those who have the same level of shit! Please tell me this is true! I'm not daydreaming! The community actually distributed learning materials on internal strength and mental methods from door to door! ! 】

[Owner: This weekend, the black-hearted boss suddenly asked everyone to take a collective break, even those who worked shifts! Just when we were all discussing in the private group whether the boss was going to run away with his sister-in-law, the community staff came to our door and distributed two books, as shown in the picture [Photo.jpg][Photo.jpg], and then asked our family to pay attention to the time on time Duan’s teaching live broadcast on a certain CCTV, my family and I were shocked! So is this primary internal strength mental method a national fitness exercise like Baduanjin Tai Chi? 】

[Floor 1: Sir, are you surfing on 2G? Say you're out, you post so fast, say your internet speed is fast, but don't you know that every big and small business across the country, including the fly restaurants on the roadside, will be on holiday this weekend? 】

[Floor 2: I’m from the village and I don’t know. Can anyone who knows the inside story tell me what’s going on? So do we really want all the people to practice internal strength together? And why are there only internal skills and mental techniques without matching martial arts moves? 】

[3rd Floor: Copper Ball. 】

[Fourth floor: Put the jade buttocks lightly. 】

[5th ​​floor: Put a buttock. 】

[Floor 18: My brother is in the special forces. He has been keeping it a secret before, but now it is being promoted nationwide. Only then did my parents and I find out that my brother has actually become a master who can fly over walls and chop bricks with his bare hands! I have decided to wait a moment and ask my brother to climb a tree for me to pick coconuts, and by the way, let me open the coconuts with my bare hands [dog head.jpg]]

[Floor 19: You above are talking about the key points! Who cares how your coconuts bloom? 】

[20th Floor: Brother 18, do you have a coconut tree at home? I’m curious if using chewing gum can really open a coconut? 】

[Floor 23: Sorry, I am the eighteenth person in front of you. Let me talk about the key point. The key point is that as early as last year, a mysterious master upheld the spirit of selfless dedication and handed over the internal skills and mental methods in his hands. Then there was He began to select people in the team and formed a special unit to practice internal skills and mental methods.

Obviously, the practical effect was very good, and then it was naturally implemented in my brother's army, and then continued to expand.

Now it’s time to expand the list to all of us in Xia Kingdom. As for the internal skills and mental techniques without matching martial arts moves, my brother said that the current focus is to let everyone find the sense of Qi. Practicing martial arts also requires talent.

Some people can quickly develop their inner strength, and these people will receive special invitations to join or become non-staff. Those who have not developed their Qi will have other arrangements, focusing on physical fitness. Okay, let’s not talk about it anymore. My brother said that while he was still at home, he would immediately force our whole family to start practicing internal martial arts hard. 】

After leaving a long paragraph, the ID of this eighteenth-year-old man did not appear again.

However, the message he left behind made netizens in the post talk about it for a while.

[Floor 47: I remember that last year I followed a rich second-generation live broadcast room on the Internet, which taught people to practice internal skills on the spot. At that time, everyone said that this person was a hype, and some stooges talked about themselves in the live broadcast room. I developed my sense of Qi. So is it possible that this rich second generation has a special way to obtain the inner strength and mental method in advance? 】

[Floor 48: Do you want those upstairs to stop thinking so gloomily about everything? You are talking about Gym Director Deng, right? At that time, he really wanted to teach everyone how to practice martial arts for free, but soon he and his friends opened a martial arts gym in City B. The martial arts gym is near my home. Our whole family just went to register. Just to name a few, the mysterious master who handed over the internal skills and mental methods is actually our curator Deng’s master. 】

[Floor 49: Shouldn’t the focus be on what Lao Shiba said about practicing your spirit? Guo Jia will have a special recruitment policy? I have a premonition that I will be a martial arts wizard that is rare in a thousand years! I ran out of water and went to practice! 】

[Floor 50: What Aiqing said is absolutely true. I am going to meditate and practice martial arts and fight for the establishment! 】

[Floor 51: Sure enough, the end of the universe is the establishment, and I went there too! 】

Deng Xuan never expected that even though everyone was promoting martial arts training, he was a little disappointed at first that his martial arts gym might be facing closure. However the opposite is true!

"Hello, master, do you provide teaching and training here?"

"Then if I can't practice the sense of breath, will you refund the money?"

"Teacher, my Zihan also needs to sign up!"

The martial arts hall is crowded, noisy, crowded, and people are good but can be bullied!

"Practicing internal strength requires talent. Do you think talent is just cabbage on the roadside? Teaching is not included! If you want to sign up, just scan the QR code here to register!"

"If you can't practice breathing, you still need a refund? If you can't practice breathing, can you give back the time and energy our teachers put in? If you don't have confidence in yourself, just go home and study by yourself with the experts on TV!"

"Your Zihan wants to sign up, so you should hand in the information!"

In the past six months, I have become addicted to practicing martial arts with Deng Xuan. The friends who come to the martial arts gym every day can't help but feel numb when they see this. Friend A: "Old Deng, how about we set up another martial arts gym with a membership system?" Otherwise, so many people would practice martial arts together every day. The scene would be unimaginable.

Friend B nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, we can also raise a banner and ask our master to come to the gym to give lectures every once in a while. By then, those billionaires will have to respect our martial arts gym."

Friend C looked at B with a clear look: "What you want to say is that your dad also has to hold your stinky feet, right?"

Friend B pretended to be shy: "Ah, my feet don't stink at all. If you don't believe me, why don't you try washing my socks for a month?"

The three of them were "flirting" there, but Deng Xuan only cared about one thing: "Master is my master alone. Isn't it too shameless for you to want to take advantage of everything?"

Not surprisingly, Deng Xuan replied three times in unison: "No!"

Deng Xuan was so angry that he fell down.

Okay, okay, this is how you want to play, right? I, I, I will secretly go to my master to complain!

When she received a call from her cheap apprentice, Chu Qingyu was bored at home and broke her head with a chick on the Internet who specialized in the social affairs of Xia Kingdom.

The sudden call inevitably affected Chu Qingyu's internet speed.

After hanging up the phone without hesitation and replying to Xiaojizi, Chu Qingyu picked up another cell phone and called Deng Xuan.

After the call was hung up, Deng Xuan originally thought that his master was busy with something right now and planned to call him later. However, just as he was about to put down the phone, an unknown number dialed.

Thinking that another "distant relative" who was usually out of reach of the eight poles was looking for him to have a relationship with him and engage in some kind of "internal training and inner training" teaching, Deng Xuan couldn't help frowning and reluctantly answered the phone. Unexpectedly, as soon as the connection was connected, his master's lazy voice came from the other side: "Hey, Xiaoxuanzi, what do you want from me?"

Upon hearing this, Deng Xuan knew that his master was in a good mood now.

Adhering to the principle that once a teacher is always a father. Ah, mother can do it too. In short, Deng Xuan simply regarded Chu Qingyu as a living ancestor. He figured out Chu Qingyu's character and habits better than when he coaxed his mother before becoming financially independent. We have to work hundreds of times harder.

Gradually, he also found out some ways.

For example, when Master is in a normal mood, how will he address people and what tone of voice he will use.

For example, the master is in a bad mood

Deng Xuan was stunned for a moment, and later he realized that his master was rarely in a bad mood. At least he had never encountered this in so long as he had been a disciple.

It turns out that my master looks like a street kid, but he is actually a calm person with stable emotions!

Naturally, Deng Xuan didn't know that his master would only make others feel bad. Even if something bad happened, he would immediately throw the word "bad" to others.

So the secret to being emotionally stable and never emulating is to put your own good mood first.

Chu Qingyu didn't hear the reply for a long time, frowned and said "Hey" again, almost wondering if someone had picked up Xiao Shizi's cell phone, and then the other person finally said: "Master, today everyone will start practicing kung fu. Our martial arts gym It’s going to be packed full of people.”

Chu Qingyu said in her heart that you are a terrible disciple, just tell me some terrible things about making money!

Chu Qingyu: "Tsk, what do masters usually tell you? Telling me when you lose money is considered good news. Are you deliberately trying to make me upset?"

Although the martial arts gym was opened by Deng Xuan and his friends, because the internal skills and mental methods used were "sect inheritance", Deng Xuan insisted on linking most of the profits to the non-existent "sect" that Chu Qingyu made up casually. "On the public account.

Because the "Shimen" does not exist at all, the so-called "Shimen" public account is equivalent to Chu Qingyu's personal wallet.

Chu Qingyu, who already had too much money to worry about, expressed that he was very upset about this. (End of chapter)