What should I do if I suddenly become a magical girl?

Chapter 199 Is This World Really Good (6K)

"Why did it become like this?" Li You sighed softly after putting down the phone in his hand.

At the moment, he is eating with Bai Qiuyue in the cafeteria of the living area.In just two months, the whole world has changed dramatically
And what Li You just looked at was the website opened by the shop witch.

This website has more than one billion users around the world, and tens of millions of people are online every day.

Every time a new user registers and logs in on the website, he will get a novice reward for three years.

You don't need to do any tasks at all, and you don't need to pay any price, just click and send.

This kind of reward is absolutely very generous. Although some people are afraid of witches, they still can't hold back the huge temptation of giving away with just one click.

The vast majority of users will choose to go to the website to look at the products after receiving the novice rewards.The shop witch will recommend favorite products to them according to their situation.

Thus, the transaction began.

To put it simply, after following the advice of Seagull Adi to create a website, the way Shop Witch operates has also changed.

In the past, she bought goods from sellers at the original price and sold them from buyers at the original price, earning only the one-year fee for refreshing the store.

At that time, she still faced a problem, that is, she was afraid to buy those commodities that could be worth 20 or 30 years.Because the time she has is limited, if the purchased goods are unsalable, they cannot be re-realized, so her transaction will also be in shackles.

In fact, this is equivalent to the liquidity in human enterprises.For an enterprise, the cost of goods has been consumed and expenses have been incurred since they were produced.If it cannot be sold in time, it can only be backlogged in the warehouse.

In this way, the commodity will consume storage costs and manual management costs every day, and the later the time to realize it, the greater the pressure on the enterprise.This is why most companies pursue the speed of circulation of goods so much, because the faster goods are sold, the faster they can recover costs and make profits, which also allows them to produce new products faster.

The shop witch also faced the same problem at the time. As a first-order witch, she only had less than 1000 years of time, and most of the goods in the shop were robbed by her, so the risk was high.

But it's different now.

The shop witch now has a trillion-scale time reserve, which means that she can calmly adopt a better transaction method and make herself a more advanced middleman.

As an example, she acquires items from sellers over a period of 5 years and then sells them to buyers over a period of 6 to 10 years.

She made a lot of time by going back and forth.This is much faster than the previous 1 year time to refresh the store.

Although 1 to 5 years may seem inconspicuous, it is equivalent to earning 20% ​​to 100% of the profits of the shop witch.

This is already quite an astonishing profit, even the lowest 20%, is still a huge profit in the human industry.

By the way, the cost of the Shop Witch is actually quite frighteningly low.

Because it is a witch, she only needs to pay regular operating expenses and maintenance expenses.Now the operating cost has risen to 1000 million a year, and the maintenance cost is 1 a month, but for her profit, it is nothing more than sprinkling water.

Even if she runs a website with billions of users, the only one who maintains the website's huge transaction volume is the Shop Witch.She has unparalleled computing power, and in a sense she is the ultimate AI beyond the human age.

More importantly, the time the shop witch has is the hardest currency.It is far better than human money, after all, money will depreciate, time will not.

Time is the foundation of every human being's survival, and it is also the goal they persistently pursue.

Relying on the advantage of spending trillions of hours in her hands, the shop witch has acquired a large number of commodities, buying and selling them non-stop every day, earning countless hours.

At the suggestion of Seagull Adi, she set the threshold of the website.In order to ensure the stable operation of the website and the rapid circulation of goods, she will stop purchasing when the time of circulation in her hands falls to a certain scale.

It can be said that nothing is lost.

In addition to the shop witch, there are actually two other people on the website.

That is Seagull Adi and Seagull Ake.

They serve as honorary brokers of the Shop Witch and are listed with her among the site's founders.As the benefactor who single-handedly trained the shop witch to become a seventh-rank witch, the seagull brothers have an unparalleled status in the eyes of the shop witch.

In the field of business, seagulls have imagination and creativity beyond ordinary people.

"Now that you've earned a huge amount of time, it's time to start a new business," Seagull Adi said.

"Please explain in detail." The shop witch put on a respectful gesture, ready to listen.

"For example, to carry out insurance business." Seagull Adi coaxed, "Let human beings pay a certain amount of time as insurance, and when they encounter an accident, you will fulfill the contract and pay them time."

"I understand what you mean." The shop witch nodded again and again, "After all, I now have a user base of billions, and it is actually very easy to promote the insurance business. Because of the large user base, generally speaking, I will lose money. The risk is actually very low. However, the amount of time for insurance should be changed to a smaller amount, such as a few weeks or a few months."

After these days of trading, she has become self-taught.

"Thank you very much for your suggestion. I will plan the insurance business well." She said sincerely, "It will be implemented in a week at most."

However, Seagull Adi had a wicked smile on his face.

"The insurance business is just the beginning." It said, "The next thing is the big game, and we have to provide channels where time is the bet."

The shop witch was taken aback when she heard the words, her eyes became brighter and brighter.

She instantly understood what Seagull Adi meant.

Let human beings all over the world bet their own time and start an unprecedented gamble to gain more time.

And the shop witch herself is the only merchant.

Human beings will always have a gambler mentality, especially when the stakes change from money to time, some people will become even crazier.

After all, time is everything in the shop witch's website, and it will let you buy anything you want.

The only trouble with human beings is that they don't have enough time.

In order to buy all the things they want, most human beings have to buy side effects such as diseases, eccentricities, bad relationships, disasters, etc., so that they can get more time.

But the situation is different now.

This way they can earn a steady stream of time, so they don't have to go to the trouble of buying side effects to add time.

Sometimes you can even make a fortune.

As a result, countless people used their time as a bet to start the most thrilling and exciting gamble.No one thinks they are going to lose, and no one thinks they are unlucky.

Many people came back with full rewards, and some became losers.

When the losers lose only 1 year left, their behavior will be suspended immediately.This is the rule set by the shop witch.

In order to recover the time they lost, the losers choose to buy side effects to increase the time, so as to continue to gamble.

Some red-eye losers will even desperately choose to suffer from heart disease, cancer and other diseases that can increase a lot of time.It may seem like they've lost their minds, but don't forget that if they earn enough time back, they can resell these ailments to the Shop Witch and heal themselves.

It's just that the price will be discounted, after all, the shop witch is a merchant.

The shop witch was far from expecting that this business earns far more time than she imagined, and even almost surpassed her main business.

It can only be said that human beings are extremely rational and extremely crazy creatures.

As long as there is enough interest shown, anyone will flock to it.

As I said before, the shop witch now has customers not only human beings, but creatures all over the world.However, creatures are very easy to satisfy. What they choose to buy are only the basic commodities that allow them to settle down. They don't have much demand for things such as appearance and interpersonal relationship.

This indirectly shows that survival is the first need of living beings at any time, and when the basic conditions of survival are met, desires will gradually breed.

Human beings are like that.

The shop witch still has quite high ambitions for the huge user group of global creatures.If she could unearth it, she could reap unimaginable profits.

For this reason, she specially consulted Brother Seagull.

After a series of complicated and careful calculations, the Seagull Brothers finally came up with the result.

Creatures in the world are different from human beings. They have no social circle, few ways of entertainment, no social system of their own, and no way of life of their own.

The two basic needs of survival and reproduction are the most important concerns of most living things.

Take insects as an example. At best, they will only buy camouflage from the shop witch to protect themselves and improve the ability of females to conceive, so that they can reproduce faster.

As for entertainment, creatures have few.The smartest chimpanzees have the same amusements as human children, and they have few desires at all.

The Shop Witch soon realized that if she wanted to make huge profits from the creatures, she had to find a way to create a human-like social system, culture and way of life for the creatures.In this way, after the creatures meet the needs of survival and reproduction, they will breed desires like humans, so as to conduct more transactions.

This is completely impossible.

Despite this, the shop witch still has a way to earn the time of the global creatures.

Since survival and reproduction are the basic needs of living things, then the price will increase.

The shop witch directly doubled the price. Although the creatures complained, they still accepted it silently.After all, this is the most affordable thing. If they cannot survive and reproduce, their lives are actually useless.

While the business of the Shop Witch was flourishing, many official organizations approached her.Because the shop witch earns countless hours and pays no taxes.

After a series of wrangling, the shop witch refused to pay the tax.And the official organization can't do anything about it, because the shop witch's website has grown very large, and if there is a slight mistake, all mankind will be affected.

Some insightful people have realized with worry that the shop witch has become a hidden danger all over the world.Many people have appealed to everyone to give up logging on to the Shop Witch's website.

But such voices are very small, and not many people will listen to their words.

After thinking about it, Li You put down his chopsticks and became worried.

Now his university has undergone earth-shaking changes. Countless students have bought their favorite items on the shop witch's website, and all of them have become characters like Long Aotian.

It's just that they are accompanied by countless diseases with mild symptoms. Everyone Long Aotian is plagued by diseases, and the medicine is always on his body.

University studies have completely become indifferent, after all, knowledge and diplomas can be purchased on the shop witch's website through time.

This is how young people live today.

First, they buy a series of favorite products through the website. However, in order to make up for time, they will choose to suffer from a large number of mild symptoms, and then slowly recover from illness.

After recovering, they will start buying again.

More than half of the educational institutions and medical institutions in the human world have gone bankrupt, because seriously ill patients can directly apply to the shop witch for recovery, thereby recovering instantly.Medical institutions lost a large number of seriously ill patients in an instant.

As for educational institutions, it was even worse, with more than 70% of them closed down.

Simply put, instead of selling their smarts directly to websites, many learning geniuses choose to sell all their knowledge.

After the knowledge in their heads is empty, they will start learning again, and continue to sell after they have completed their studies.

This can be regarded as a business model with no side effects at all.Moreover, the time gained by selling knowledge can be exchanged for money on the website, which is equivalent to a brand new job.

More students choose to buy the goods they want in a reasonable way to complete their lives.

After their lives were complete, they realized another problem.For the vast majority of people, studying is to get a good diploma, get a good job, and lead a normal life.

But now that they have a satisfying life, what else do they need to learn?

So more people choose to drop out of school one after another. Don't think that they will be uneducated. In fact, culture can also be purchased on the website.

Some cultural people specialize in selling their own culture on the website. After the sale is over, they will start to cultivate their cultural literacy again in order to sell it again.

As for high-paying jobs?Any work experience and skills are sold by dedicated elite personnel. They also use the method of learning from geniuses and cultural people, and countless people buy them.

Gradually, the shop witch has become the center of all mankind.

Anyone can sell to her, and anyone can buy from her.

Everyone never thought that it was a witch who made their lives complete.

"This world has become extremely crazy." Li You said with emotion from the bottom of his heart.

He and Bai Qiuyue were among the few sane humans who didn't choose to trade with the shop witch.Not only that, they also persuaded their relatives and friends not to trade with the witch.

After eating, Li You and Bai Qiuyue walked out of the cafeteria.

The road is full of handsome men and women in fashionable clothes, but their faces are pale, and they cough and vomit blood from time to time. Some people can't help but rush in to eat binge when they pass by the trash can.

The two looked at each other and shook their heads helplessly.

In the afternoon, Li You went to school for class.

At this moment, the classroom is empty, only a few people left.

The class teacher was Du Bian. Facing the few students, he was still not discouraged, but continued to teach with dedication.

This made Li You admire him sincerely.

At this moment, Chu Ci was sitting beside him. Like Li Youbai Qiuyue, he did not make any transactions with the shop witch, and he did not even receive the free wool for 3 years.

Now Chu Ci no longer needs to be harassed by girls, because the boys in the school bought quite amazing looks through the website.Chu Ci was submerged among the handsome men on campus.

While listening to the class carefully, Li You couldn't help sighing softly.

"Is such a world really good?" He couldn't help whispering.

"This world is not far from destruction." Chu Ci replied flatly, "When desires lose control, human beings will go crazy."

After class, Li You and Du Bian walked together.

What surprised him was that Du Bian, who was always unscrupulous, didn't buy anything with the shop witch.You must know that he is a man with six figures of time.

Du Bian tried every means to mess up the full attendance and holidays of the Witch Countermeasures Bureau every day, and even pretended to be sick to cheat medical subsidies.When the real opportunity came, he dismissed it instead.

If he wanted, he could easily sell 1 years to the site for enough wealth to make himself a billionaire.

"Why didn't you do that?" Li You asked softly.

Du Bian chuckled lightly.

"Human beings are inherently incomplete creatures. Everyone has their own flaws and insufficiencies, and life is a process of striving for perfection." He said softly.

Li You looked at Du Bian upon hearing this, and found that his expression became extremely serious.

"Now, everyone wants to achieve a satisfactory life in one go through the website. But they forget that the process of pursuing a complete life is the most important thing, and if they can get the result easily, it will only make them I feel that my life is extremely cheap." He sighed while talking. "It's my greatest joy to fight wits and bravery with those bastards in the strategy bureau, and try to get into full duty and vacations."

"Yes." Li You nodded sincerely.

"That's why you don't need to wear safety pants when you transform into a magical girl." Du Bian said naturally. "It's easy to lose trust between people, understand?"

"Is there any connection between these two topics? Go away!"

In the office of the Witch Countermeasure Bureau, Captain Lei looked at the website in front of him and fell into deep thought.

"The situation has far exceeded my expectations." He stroked his hair and sighed.

Unlike other people who frantically traded with the website, the only thing Captain Lei bought from the beginning to the end was his own hair.

He is a pure man, as long as he has hair, it is enough.

But Captain Lei soon realized that what he pursued most was not having hair, but the process of finding ways to have hair.

After working overtime, I secretly avoided everyone I knew, went to the hair transplant institution to consult tirelessly, repeatedly inquired about the hair transplant method in the office, and then secretly deleted the browsing history, and looked at the stubble on the top of my head ecstatically after the hair transplant operation. Then secretly shaved off so that no one would notice.

In this way, step by step, I grow a head of beautiful hair through my own efforts, and then quietly amaze everyone.

But since Captain Lei spent several years buying hair, his original sense of anticipation disappeared in an instant, and his life became dull.

"So Du Bian, you wanted to raise the price to buy the hair because you had already considered that I would have such a day." He pondered.

Leaving aside the issue of hair, Captain Lei began to think about more important issues.

He also realized that if the Shop Witch was allowed to develop, she would eventually overthrow the human world.

You have to find a way to get rid of her.

What's worse, whether it's the staff of the Witch Countermeasure Bureau or the magical girl, they all chose to trade with the shop witch.

After becoming whole themselves, they began to leave their jobs one after another.

This made Captain Lei even more distressed.

Finally, he resolutely picked up the razor and pointed it at his thick black hair.

"For my justice, I also have to make a choice." He said slowly, starting the shaver.

As the locks of hair fell down, his eyes also became extremely determined.

"Farewell, hair!"

After becoming bald again, Captain Lei felt his strength returned.

Striding out of the office, he began to gather the operators.

"Immediately go to the combat hall, and now prepare for the operation to expel the shop witch." He said in a deep voice.

After seeing the operator querying the website through his mobile phone, he shook his head slightly.

"Don't use it anymore, get back to your original intention."

Under the call of Captain Lei, the Witch Countermeasures Bureau quickly took the first step.

First they have to arrest two goddamn dudes.

That's Seagull Brothers.

Captain Lei finally figured out why the shop witch suddenly became enlightened. It was all because two seagulls taught her business knowledge.

The two seagulls were still afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so they instigated the shop witch to start a new business.

As for how Captain Lei knew.
On the homepage of the Shop Witch's website, there was a photo of two seagulls, and it was still in the most conspicuous position.The shop witch also praised her two mentors eloquently on the website, advocating that without them, she would not be where she is today.

Today, Seagull Brothers has become a model in the business world and a mentor admired and followed by countless people.

"These seagulls are really full!" Captain Lei cursed angrily, got into the car, and turned to the operator beside him. "Let's go! Catch them for me!"

(End of this chapter)