Chapter 2 "Are You Qualified?"
"As you can see, I am a real magical girl."
After dealing with the monster in front of him, his father Li Qingzhi turned and said to Li You.
Looking at the old man in the JK suit, Li You froze, with a few drops of sweat dripping from his forehead.
He never thought that his father would be a magical girl, and in the form of a man.
Thinking about it carefully, he didn't sneak out late at night to engage in any extramarital affairs, but turned into a magical girl wearing JK, attacking the city's crimes and monsters like a wolf.
Looking at his own son, Li Qingzhi touched his face, and a distressed expression appeared on his face.
"Because I was in a hurry to transform to save people, I forgot to use magic power to modify my face." He muttered to himself, "It's really careless, but since it's my son, there should be no problem."
Then he took out a heart-shaped gemstone from his pocket, and slowly absorbed the monster whose body had disintegrated into black smoke, then took out a banknote from his pocket, and handed it to the one who hadn't recovered from the shock just now. Li You.
"This is ten yuan. Don't tell your mother and sister what happened today." He looked calm.
"Heh, do you want to send me away for ten yuan? Men who play the original demon are not so easy to satisfy." Li You, who was sneering at first, came back to his senses, his face changed, he scratched his hair, and started to yell . "No, Dad, why are you a magical girl? Isn't this too outrageous? Your clothes. Ahhh! My eyes!"
Li Qingzhi, who got rid of the magical girl transformation, resumed his old office worker attire and adjusted his neckline.
"To be honest with my son, I have been a magical girl since I was a teenager, and I have been doing this for 30 years now."
"Really? Daddy, you have gone astray since you were young."
"You don't understand, this is not a wrong way, but the right way!" Li Qingzhi explained righteously.
"This is too outrageous, can a man also be a magical girl?" Li You scratched his head and said casually.
"What happened to the man?"
"Huh?" Li You didn't react for a while.
"The slim-waisted, long-legged and cute-looking magical girls in novels and animations, like the frivolous clothes they wear, are just products to cater to the public's aesthetics. They have no defense or combat power at all, and they are just fluffy legs." Li Qingyi clenched his hands tightly. fist. "Only a magical girl transformed from a man is the real king!"
"Faster speed, stronger strength, and stronger sense of responsibility, it turns out that men are more suitable to be magical girls than women." He said, turning his head and showing a proud smile to his son. "Did you know? Yu. The legendary magical girls who have saved the human world for thousands of years are all transformed into men without exception."
While speechless, Li You couldn't help asking another question.
"So magical girls are mostly male?"
"Not necessarily, but the number is definitely more than you think."
Taking a deep breath, Li You rubbed his face hard and cleared his mind.
There are magical girls in this world.
Men can also be magical girls, and they are stronger than women.The legendary magical girls who saved the world in history were all men transformed without exception.
Dad is one of them, and has been in the business for 30 years.
If you think about it from another angle, it is actually acceptable, and it is unexpectedly quite touching.
He is more willing to accept the fact that Dad is a magical girl than having an extramarital affair.Out of loyalty, Li You didn't ask for ten yuan, but chose to keep a secret for his father.
In the middle of the night, he was lying on the bed reminiscing about today's experience, but he couldn't fall asleep for a long time.
"Speaking of which, what kind of life did Dad live before?" He muttered to himself, with infinite curiosity in his heart.
He is really curious and looking forward to how Dad grows and fights after becoming a magical girl, what kind of monsters and witches are like, and what the life of a magical girl is like.
Until this moment, Li You realized how mediocre and boring his life was, and tried to make some changes.Perhaps he didn't expect that when he saw that his father was a magical girl, a thought would quietly take root in his mind
"I'm going to be a magical girl."
During the meal, he said solemnly to his father.
It was noon at this time, and my mother went out shopping with her vicious sister, and there were only Li You and Li Qingzhi father and son left at home.The chef Li Qing cooked Laotan sauerkraut instant noodles for himself and his son.
Li Qingzhi, who was eating noodles, glanced at his son when he heard the words, and then a contemptuous smile appeared on the corner of his mouth after thinking about it.
"Are you qualified?" he sneered.
"What's the matter with this kind of ridicule question?" Li You couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth.
Li Qingzhi shook his head and answered with firm eyes.
"You! Magical girl, it's not as simple as you think."
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand towards Li You, and a faint light appeared on his hand.
"After much deliberation, I don't feel comfortable asking you to keep this secret. It's better to erase your memory."
Facing his father's threats, Li You was calm and composed, without any panic.
"Dad, you may not know that when you turned into a magical girl, I secretly recorded a video with my mobile phone and uploaded it to the newly registered QQ." He said calmly, "I set up regular sending in my mailbox, and I lost my memory. I can't undo it in time, so this video will be sent to the mailbox of everyone who knows you."
"What a despicable method, it's my son." Li Qingzhi fell into deep thought when he heard this, and then nodded slightly. "But if you look at it this way, maybe you have the potential to become a magical girl."
"Do I have the potential to become a magical girl now? Is there something wrong with the way you review newcomers?" Li You was shocked.
After eating, Li Qingzhi took him into his car and drove towards a certain direction.He also made a phone call before starting the car.
"If you want to become a magical girl, you must have the guarantee of a magical girl elder, and you must pass the review of the guide elves from the magical girl kingdom." He said to Li You, "I will take you to meet them. "
"The magic girl elder you want to take me to meet is also a man, right?" Li You said.
"Yes, he has been in the industry for 32 years and is my senior."
"Eh? Longer than you? Could it be someone I know?" Li Youman asked again casually.
Seeing that his father fell into silence, he couldn't help but froze.
"So is it true?"
Soon, Li Qingzhi led Li You to the rooftop of a high-rise building, and the magic girl elder and guide elf he mentioned had been waiting for a long time.
Li You looked around and saw a middle-aged man dressed in black. He had short, neatly shaved hair and light-colored sunglasses on his face.
"Good evening, classmate Li You." He said slowly.
Li You nodded stiffly.
"Good evening, teacher."
That's right, this middle-aged man is none other than Li You's class teacher and Chinese teacher Lin Dahua.As the director of the school's academic affairs office, he is the king of Hades in Li You High School. He is proficient in everything from catching takeaways, checking dorms and Internet cafes to catching people.
"This is my son Li You. I think he may have the potential to become a magical girl." Li Qingzhi greeted Lin Dahua and introduced.
"It's funny, don't I know my student?" Lin Dahua waved his hand, "Yumi, let's test whether he is qualified."
"coming."
Li You looked up, and found that flying towards him was not the cute creature in his imagination, but an uncle-faced elf with a cigarette in its mouth, its face was covered with stubble, and it was holding a wine bottle in its hand.
"Is this the elf that guides people to become magical girls?" He couldn't help shouting, "Why is it so sloppy? This kind of elf should be put in prison, right?"
The uncle-faced elf named Yumi didn't take it seriously, burped deeply, and then took out a crystal clear gemstone from his crotch.
"Okay boy, let me test your soul to see if you have the qualifications to become a magical girl." It said.
A few seconds later, under the shocked eyes of Li Qingzhi and Lin Dahua, the gemstone emitted more and more intense light, and then exploded.
The uncle-faced elf who had completed the test turned his head and said with an expression of disbelief.
"Dahua, come to Genhuazi."
Lit the cigarette that Lin Dahua handed over, exhaled a smoke ring deeply, it said to Li Youyou.
"Your aptitude is far higher than I imagined, and you may even become the strongest legendary magical girl in history."
(End of this chapter)
"As you can see, I am a real magical girl."
After dealing with the monster in front of him, his father Li Qingzhi turned and said to Li You.
Looking at the old man in the JK suit, Li You froze, with a few drops of sweat dripping from his forehead.
He never thought that his father would be a magical girl, and in the form of a man.
Thinking about it carefully, he didn't sneak out late at night to engage in any extramarital affairs, but turned into a magical girl wearing JK, attacking the city's crimes and monsters like a wolf.
Looking at his own son, Li Qingzhi touched his face, and a distressed expression appeared on his face.
"Because I was in a hurry to transform to save people, I forgot to use magic power to modify my face." He muttered to himself, "It's really careless, but since it's my son, there should be no problem."
Then he took out a heart-shaped gemstone from his pocket, and slowly absorbed the monster whose body had disintegrated into black smoke, then took out a banknote from his pocket, and handed it to the one who hadn't recovered from the shock just now. Li You.
"This is ten yuan. Don't tell your mother and sister what happened today." He looked calm.
"Heh, do you want to send me away for ten yuan? Men who play the original demon are not so easy to satisfy." Li You, who was sneering at first, came back to his senses, his face changed, he scratched his hair, and started to yell . "No, Dad, why are you a magical girl? Isn't this too outrageous? Your clothes. Ahhh! My eyes!"
Li Qingzhi, who got rid of the magical girl transformation, resumed his old office worker attire and adjusted his neckline.
"To be honest with my son, I have been a magical girl since I was a teenager, and I have been doing this for 30 years now."
"Really? Daddy, you have gone astray since you were young."
"You don't understand, this is not a wrong way, but the right way!" Li Qingzhi explained righteously.
"This is too outrageous, can a man also be a magical girl?" Li You scratched his head and said casually.
"What happened to the man?"
"Huh?" Li You didn't react for a while.
"The slim-waisted, long-legged and cute-looking magical girls in novels and animations, like the frivolous clothes they wear, are just products to cater to the public's aesthetics. They have no defense or combat power at all, and they are just fluffy legs." Li Qingyi clenched his hands tightly. fist. "Only a magical girl transformed from a man is the real king!"
"Faster speed, stronger strength, and stronger sense of responsibility, it turns out that men are more suitable to be magical girls than women." He said, turning his head and showing a proud smile to his son. "Did you know? Yu. The legendary magical girls who have saved the human world for thousands of years are all transformed into men without exception."
While speechless, Li You couldn't help asking another question.
"So magical girls are mostly male?"
"Not necessarily, but the number is definitely more than you think."
Taking a deep breath, Li You rubbed his face hard and cleared his mind.
There are magical girls in this world.
Men can also be magical girls, and they are stronger than women.The legendary magical girls who saved the world in history were all men transformed without exception.
Dad is one of them, and has been in the business for 30 years.
If you think about it from another angle, it is actually acceptable, and it is unexpectedly quite touching.
He is more willing to accept the fact that Dad is a magical girl than having an extramarital affair.Out of loyalty, Li You didn't ask for ten yuan, but chose to keep a secret for his father.
In the middle of the night, he was lying on the bed reminiscing about today's experience, but he couldn't fall asleep for a long time.
"Speaking of which, what kind of life did Dad live before?" He muttered to himself, with infinite curiosity in his heart.
He is really curious and looking forward to how Dad grows and fights after becoming a magical girl, what kind of monsters and witches are like, and what the life of a magical girl is like.
Until this moment, Li You realized how mediocre and boring his life was, and tried to make some changes.Perhaps he didn't expect that when he saw that his father was a magical girl, a thought would quietly take root in his mind
"I'm going to be a magical girl."
During the meal, he said solemnly to his father.
It was noon at this time, and my mother went out shopping with her vicious sister, and there were only Li You and Li Qingzhi father and son left at home.The chef Li Qing cooked Laotan sauerkraut instant noodles for himself and his son.
Li Qingzhi, who was eating noodles, glanced at his son when he heard the words, and then a contemptuous smile appeared on the corner of his mouth after thinking about it.
"Are you qualified?" he sneered.
"What's the matter with this kind of ridicule question?" Li You couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth.
Li Qingzhi shook his head and answered with firm eyes.
"You! Magical girl, it's not as simple as you think."
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand towards Li You, and a faint light appeared on his hand.
"After much deliberation, I don't feel comfortable asking you to keep this secret. It's better to erase your memory."
Facing his father's threats, Li You was calm and composed, without any panic.
"Dad, you may not know that when you turned into a magical girl, I secretly recorded a video with my mobile phone and uploaded it to the newly registered QQ." He said calmly, "I set up regular sending in my mailbox, and I lost my memory. I can't undo it in time, so this video will be sent to the mailbox of everyone who knows you."
"What a despicable method, it's my son." Li Qingzhi fell into deep thought when he heard this, and then nodded slightly. "But if you look at it this way, maybe you have the potential to become a magical girl."
"Do I have the potential to become a magical girl now? Is there something wrong with the way you review newcomers?" Li You was shocked.
After eating, Li Qingzhi took him into his car and drove towards a certain direction.He also made a phone call before starting the car.
"If you want to become a magical girl, you must have the guarantee of a magical girl elder, and you must pass the review of the guide elves from the magical girl kingdom." He said to Li You, "I will take you to meet them. "
"The magic girl elder you want to take me to meet is also a man, right?" Li You said.
"Yes, he has been in the industry for 32 years and is my senior."
"Eh? Longer than you? Could it be someone I know?" Li Youman asked again casually.
Seeing that his father fell into silence, he couldn't help but froze.
"So is it true?"
Soon, Li Qingzhi led Li You to the rooftop of a high-rise building, and the magic girl elder and guide elf he mentioned had been waiting for a long time.
Li You looked around and saw a middle-aged man dressed in black. He had short, neatly shaved hair and light-colored sunglasses on his face.
"Good evening, classmate Li You." He said slowly.
Li You nodded stiffly.
"Good evening, teacher."
That's right, this middle-aged man is none other than Li You's class teacher and Chinese teacher Lin Dahua.As the director of the school's academic affairs office, he is the king of Hades in Li You High School. He is proficient in everything from catching takeaways, checking dorms and Internet cafes to catching people.
"This is my son Li You. I think he may have the potential to become a magical girl." Li Qingzhi greeted Lin Dahua and introduced.
"It's funny, don't I know my student?" Lin Dahua waved his hand, "Yumi, let's test whether he is qualified."
"coming."
Li You looked up, and found that flying towards him was not the cute creature in his imagination, but an uncle-faced elf with a cigarette in its mouth, its face was covered with stubble, and it was holding a wine bottle in its hand.
"Is this the elf that guides people to become magical girls?" He couldn't help shouting, "Why is it so sloppy? This kind of elf should be put in prison, right?"
The uncle-faced elf named Yumi didn't take it seriously, burped deeply, and then took out a crystal clear gemstone from his crotch.
"Okay boy, let me test your soul to see if you have the qualifications to become a magical girl." It said.
A few seconds later, under the shocked eyes of Li Qingzhi and Lin Dahua, the gemstone emitted more and more intense light, and then exploded.
The uncle-faced elf who had completed the test turned his head and said with an expression of disbelief.
"Dahua, come to Genhuazi."
Lit the cigarette that Lin Dahua handed over, exhaled a smoke ring deeply, it said to Li Youyou.
"Your aptitude is far higher than I imagined, and you may even become the strongest legendary magical girl in history."
(End of this chapter)
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