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Chapter 278 The Spore Man War

"I have an idea," Smoker said. "There's no need to waste our ammunition here."

He pulled up the player who was fascinated by his pectoralis major: "Are you awake now, Mitsuo?"

This player's nickname is [Legendary Cold Tired General Surgeon-turned-General Surgeon], and it looks like a legendary piece of equipment.

"Sober up." He nodded.

"Quickly, take off all your clothes!" Smoker was very decisive.

"No," the player hugged himself, "I don't sell my body as an artist."

Ho ho!

A large group of spore man giants have arrived!

The smoker moved his wrist, clenched his fist, and looked at the player with an indescribable lewd smile.

"Now, it's not something you agree with!"

"Hum ah ah ah!"

Under the watchful eyes of the spore man giants, Smoker carried Mitsuo who was tied up with a rope, causing Mitsuo to emit an unimaginable bright light.

The light was so bright that all the spore man giants were attracted by the struggling light man.

"Guests," the fat smoker winked at them with a charming smile, "Why do you have time to come and listen to music today?"

"He's so naughty." One player expressed everyone's thoughts.

Ho ho!

The obvious target made the spore man giants, who didn't have much thinking ability, approach one after another.

"Eh."

Yan Gui carried Guang Nan and dodged, avoiding the attack of a spore man giant.

He didn't do this out of boredom.

Oversized and extremely deep pools, brainless enemies, artificial cliffs, the answer is already obvious.

Smoker relies on this player whose whole body can emit strong light to make all the invading spore man giants fall into the pool.

"It's coming, it's coming!"

Mitsuo, who was all tied up, shouted excitedly: "My shoes!"

A spore man giant knocked one of his shoes away.

And fell into the pool.

Both the shoe and the Spore Man Behemoth have found their final resting places.

Poor Mitsuo, even his feet glowing when he took off his shoes.

For a true tool man, every inch of skin on his body is useful.

Another spore man giant has arrived.

It grabbed the wailing Mitsuo, but missed.

"Go away!"

The Smoker waved this player like a Fangtian painted halberd.

"Ow!"

As Mitsuo screamed, his chest hit the back of the spore man Big Mac.

The spore man also fell into the pool below.

Yan Gui looked down and saw that the first falling spore man Big Mac had sunk into the water, with bubbles attached to it, motionless.

It looks like the plan to drown the monsters was a success.

They don't splash around in the water and break the glass wall to get out.

Only the player being carried by the smoker cursed and vowed to drown the smoker in the cesspit of the public toilet.

"One hundred Groschen." Smoker bid.

Mitsuo continued to curse: "I tell you, it's impossible!"

"Three hundred groschen." The smoker raised the price.

Mitsuo's cursing voice became quieter: "If I die, I can earn more in the three days of resurrection."

"Five hundred groschen." The smoker continued to raise the price.

The player closed his eyes and stopped cursing.

With this price, you won’t lose money on this trip, and you can still make a small profit.

He said: "Anchor, if you had told me earlier, our relationship wouldn't have been so tense. I knew you were a good person."

ho ho!ho ho!
A large group of spore man giants appeared at the same time.

"Eight hundred Groschen." Smoker said solemnly.The player opened his eyes in surprise, all restraints and shame were left behind.

He shouted at the top of his lungs: "Anchor! Today I am your dog! Please use me as you like!"

Eight hundred Groschen is the player's average ten-day mission income, and there is still a loss when doing missions, which is very unstable.

The smoker's bid is so high, he's definitely making money!
Yes, he is that cheap in the game.

If the game system hadn't restricted the romantic side of things, he would have sprayed perfume and gone to the red light district to be a cowherd and comfort female customers.

"What bad words." Tudou Girl covered her face in the darkness.

"Woof woof woof!" Mitsuo imitated the ferocious barking of a dog, and pointed his sharp eyes at the invading spore man giants.

His fear of death and resurrection has been completely eliminated by the small money, and now only the endless courage is left: "Come on, scumbag! Today I am going to kill with the anchor!"

This player has turned off his sense of pain and has nothing to fear.

"Come on—"

His head hit a spore-man giant, and then his calf was swung by Smokey Man, knocking the knee joint of another spore-man giant from behind.

"Get ready." Brother Wolf ordered.

There are so many spore-man giants that Smoke Man can no longer support himself.

The other players were ready.

With the smokers making such a fuss, a large number of spore man giants gathered together, which was a good target for cluster bombing.

"Anchor, I'm going to run out of blood!" Mitsuo shouted.

Smoker knocked down a spore-man giant that bit him on the shoulder. He looked at his health bar and saw that his health had dropped to only half during the battle.

He knew that if he continued like this, he would die here.

"I still have plan B." The smoker didn't panic at all.

After Mitsuo threw away his shame, he no longer had any worries.

He shouted loudly: "As expected of an anchor who is awakened by his handsomeness every day! The big-smoking anchor is wise and powerful! He actually has a plan B, I didn't even expect it!"

A lot of compliments popped out of this player's mouth, as if he had become a ruthless praise machine.

In the smoker's mind, he had already quickly conceived his own course of action.

Groups of spore-man giants surged up, occupying every inch of space.

Now is the last chance.

The smoker threw it hard and threw the glowing player on his shoulders in the direction of the pool.

"Ah?"

The player who turned into a praise machine has a short-circuit in his brain.

Is the anchor's plan to throw him into the pool and let these humanoid monsters covered in Ganoderma gnaw him to death?

"No--"

As he screamed, a broken metal bracket supported his body.

Just below the height of the alloy floor, the bracket that originally held up the top cover is still strong.

"Huh?" He turned around and saw that he did not fall into the pool, but became a human-shaped landscape lamp on the glass wall.

This is the Smoker's plan.

Glowing decoys confuse enemies across the pool.

And at the critical moment, he took out the ejection device from his game backpack and launched himself onto the roof rock wall of the manor area.

The smoker put his hands on the metal brackets of the ceiling, struggling to hold up his fat body.

This push-up almost exhausted his energy, but he still succeeded.

The brainless spore man giants were attracted by Mitsuo and fell into the pool one after another.

They splashed in the deep water, grabbed many algae plants, and finally slowly stopped all movements.

"Ha, take it easy!" The smoker smiled with a double chin, "What's the sound?"

The metal bracket under him made a snapping sound, and then he fell down with the bracket together, leaving only a little blood on the spot.

A few sporadic spore man giants discovered this fresh food that was unable to move.

bang bang!bang bang bang!

Players rushed out of the darkness with guns drawn, and promptly rescued the anchor who had just made a sexy move.

"Ouch, my old waist," said the smoker, who was paralyzed from the fall, "I almost capsized in the gutter. Why are the brackets on the ceiling so easy to break? Did the Brotherhood cut corners when making it?"

Tudou Girl said without mercy: "Maybe you are too heavy?" (End of Chapter)

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