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Chapter 5 The Shocked Game Streamer

"Hi everyone, I'm [Reverse Smoking Like a God], welcome to today's live broadcast."

The fat man sitting on the gaming chair wears headphones and moves his body like a snake.

This is just the game anchor's own thoughts; in the eyes of many viewers, the game anchor just shakes the fat all over his body.

[The smoker is getting fat again, tsk tsk tsk]

[Anchor, I know a beauty salon that offers professional liposuction services]

[Technology is getting worse and worse]

Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Fatty's eyes dimmed slightly.

Recalling the past years, he was also a professional player with unlimited scenery.

In the arena of virtual reality games, he fights side by side with the best players against the most fearsome opponents.

Until that failure, he fell from the highest position and never got up again.

The former teammates gave him a lot of help when he was decadent, and then turned to deal with new enemies.

But this time, he was gone.

The fat man took a sip of the Coke and smashed his mouth.

"Okay, as usual," he took out a meat muffin from under the table, bit it down, pretending to enjoy it, "big fat meat muffin, tsk tsk, it's really delicious."

[Anchor, I've been watching the meat floss for three years, can I change it to something else? 】

"No way, it's delicious, and you won't get tired of it."

The fat man swallowed hard the meat muffin in his mouth.

This meat muffin tastes good, but if you eat it like this every day, even the gods can't stand it.

No way, it’s just a meal, the contract signed by this manufacturer has the highest pricing share.

【feel good】

[come two]

[No, no, does anyone really believe what the anchor says? 】

Look, with such a large audience base, there will always be people who buy meat muffins.

"Today, let's randomly select a lucky game to see the quality of the game."

The fat man started to move the mouse.

In the past few years, he has begun to discover the bright spots and dark spots in new games.

Due to the fame of the famous game anchor, the major virtual reality game manufacturers will always give him a place for internal testing and allow him to try his new game in the live broadcast.

The fat man gained the fame of the pioneer, and the game manufacturer got free publicity.

This is a win-win situation.

Of course, there are still some games that are so confused that he needs to open his eyes wide to find out what he can boast about.

In short, it is making up on the spot.

"Okay, it's you!"

Fatty clicked on a new game called "Cyber ​​Psychosis".

Capacity: 1GB
Producer: God
Promotional video: None
He almost spat out the last bite of the meat muffin in his mouth.

In fact, some crumbs had already leaked from his mouth.

This picture was captured by fast-handed netizens. I believe it will become a new emoji within a few hours.

"Is the tester's eyes on this game platform hard to use, 1GB," the fat man stretched out a thick finger to the camera, "I just roll the keyboard with my face, and the result can be bigger than this! This won't work, we another."

【Anchor, don't change】

【maybe a surprise】

【Come on, no matter how funny I am, I won’t laugh (I’m eating instant noodles)】

"In this case, I decided to test the poison myself."

The fat man shook the armrest of the gaming chair and lay down slowly.

The transparent glass cover covered the gaming chair, and the game data was connected to the earphone on the fat man's head.

This is just a simple game cabin device, because Fatty believes that this kind of game is just a formality, and it is useless except for being funny.

"Virtual world," Fatty shouted in the game cabin, "your emperor is back!"

【Crazy, another crazy one】

【Come on, drag this man down and shoot me three hundred times】

[Maybe it's true? 】

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The fat man opened his eyes.

"Okay, audience friends, is the live interface of the virtual reality game stable?" he said.

【Very stable】

【stable】

[very stable]

【The one in front don't destroy the formation】

【Mama told me not to listen to the anchor's nonsense】

The live interface is very stable.

Fatty looked at the barrage and felt relieved.

Although in theory, the live broadcast platform can be compatible with all virtual reality games, there will always be various strange loopholes.

What kind of head balloon, what kind of body split, he has experienced a lot.

The fat man stared at the holographic projection that was exactly the same as himself, turned his head to the direction of the live camera and said, "Look, how could this be me? I am so handsome, how could I be so ugly as this? It's the game makers who made the problem."

【? 】

【? ? ? 】

[Yes, the anchor is so handsome, I love it, I want to give birth to a monkey for you]

[Anchor, I know the person in front, he is an old man]

He adjusted his figure, and it took a full 15 minutes before he exhausted the upper limit of the image transformation limit.

Now Fatty's game character, although he can still see the obvious richness, is much better than the real him.

"It's still not very good. I've tried my best." Fatty clasped his hands together. "This is all the fault of the game producer."

ID confirmation [reverse smoking like a fairy]

Loading game...

Initial location: the public toilet of Happy House Apartment
"My day."

The fat man is roughly sucked away.

……

call--

Suck.

"Okay, the game should be over. It's a miracle that such a small amount of game capacity can last here."

The fat man opened his eyes.

"Please insert coins or swipe cards, please insert coins or swipe cards! Please use this product when going to the toilet, to give you the best experience! The glory of the giant spirit, the ultimate quality!"

He stared at the machine on the squat pit: "You have to pay for any crap. What is this? A real game, a toilet simulator?"

The sharp intuition from the former professional gamer gradually awakened.

"Family," Fatty's eyes straightened, "Is there something wrong here?"

【Isn't it just a toilet】

[The tiles are quite bright, and the quality looks good, where can I buy them? 】

[The anchor is squatting live, or fishing? 】

"Family," Fatty's tone trembled, "I'm playing a game! This is the game world! What is the degree of reality here? 70%? 80%?"

He lowered his voice, but was heard by all the audience: "Almost no flaws, close to 100%."

The barrage in the live broadcast room was empty.

There were tens of 10 viewers, but no one posted a single word on the barrage.

"I've seen history, folks! We've seen history!"

The fat man hummed strangely.

Only the oldest group of viewers knew that what Fatty was humming was the completely out-of-tune game background sound, from the first virtual reality game to achieve the achievement of a world competition, Fatty's previous game stage.

【really】

[Did the anchor use special effects?Cut straight to a toilet somewhere? 】

[I don't believe it, unless the anchor licks the hole]

[I am a C-level professional player and have participated in youth training.I can assure you, this is a fucking game]

"I know you don't believe it," Fatty's voice choked up, "Then come and witness the facts!"

He read softly: "Exhale the game interface."

In front of Fatty, [Exit the game] [View information], two sections appeared.

This is really a technological interface.

As we all know, this kind of behavior can only be done in the game.

(End of this chapter)