Chapter 171 Die laughing, I live in a detention center and need a membership card! ? [Two-in-one ask for a monthly pass! 】

"Are you sure there's nothing interesting in Florida?"

Xu Hao was silent for a while, then suddenly spoke.

"OK, OK!"

Liu Chang was a little embarrassed, but when he thought about what happened again, his attitude immediately became firm.

"As you can see, Florida is famous for its people, and there are no scenic spots. The economy is better than Longcheng."

"Now that you have seen Dragon City, staying here is a waste of time!"

"I think I have plenty of time, and it's okay to waste it."

Xu Hao said, "I've opened the hotel room for fifteen days, and it's only been a week, and I haven't finished staying in half of the time."

"You don't have to worry about that!"

Liu Chang waved his hand, as if he had predicted that the other party would say this in advance.

"Our boss had a friendly conversation with the hotel owner."

"They are willing to not only refund all the money, but also give you a VIP lifetime membership card!"

With that said, Liu Chang took out four cards from his pocket.

Xu Hao took it, this card is very new, it seems that it was chased out by Jiabajiadian.

"Chaozi, Su Yue, Shen Min, and you each have one card, family members can also use it."

"With this card, you can stay in any 'Home Inn' chain hotel in the whole country for free!"

After speaking, Liu Chang paused, and then quickly added:
"Except for Florida Province, hotels in Florida Province do not provide this service."

Xu Hao:.
This.
How come it looks familiar! ?

Xu Hao was silent. He felt that the square plastic card in his hand was so stinging!

It's obviously not very cold, but why, his heart seems to be in the icy moon?
Sure enough, the real disappointment has always been spent in silence
The huge Liuzhou Province, Pingliu Province (the area where Shao'an City is located) does not have (cross out)

The huge Liuzhou Province, Pin Liu Province, and Florida Province, unexpectedly. Unexpectedly
There is no place for them all!

Does this sound like a word?

Is this reasonable?

This is outrageous and unreasonable! ! !

"Eliminate people, right?"

Xu Hao said sadly.

"No, no, this is not pushing people out."

Liu Chang quickly rejected his words, "Please."

"Of course, Officer Xu, our boss, has also considered the possibility that you may not go back, so I have also planned the next itinerary for you."

"Would you like to hear it?"

Xu Hao originally wanted to refuse loudly.

Tell him out loud that he is not that kind of person.

but.
but he can't refuse
Back to Liuzhou Province?

Don't talk about it, it's just that my itinerary ticket has a slight hint of approaching, and I guess the other party will get mad, and call the phone directly.

As for going to the province next door to Florida?

Let's put it this way, although Xu Hao's identity was kept secret because he participated in the plan.

But in these provinces, before keeping secrets, those people definitely knew that there were two mythological figures gathered in Florida.

Who?
Black and white impermanence!

To be honest, Xu Hao may now be a little convinced that the railways leading to these provinces have broken down due to various weird reasons just after he bought a ticket, making it impassable.

And as soon as I arrived at my destination, the railways in the remaining provinces would miraculously recover.

"That."

Xu Hao couldn't bear the temptation, and his heart was a little shaken.

"Listen to it?" Liu Chang asked seductively.

"Listen!" Xu Hao said.

"okay!"

After getting the answer, Liu Chang's face was happy, and then he took out the map. On it was a map of the route that the senior management discussed for a long time and more than ten times of trial and error.

Of course, the long discussion was not because they didn't know which province knew Xu Hao's resume.

But
They racked their brains to connect the areas where everyone's deadly enemies were located, and finally formed this fairly decent trajectory map.

"Good, good, then I'll accept it."

Looking at the map where he had thoughtfully marked for himself, even the location of 'Home Inn' was marked on the map, Xu Hao expressed his heart.

I can't help it, I can't help it.

I can't go home, Florida Province is driving people away, if there is no such map, I will go to Liu Province, Linzhou Province, and be driven out, what a shame.

Although his face was already gone when he admitted this bad luck
"Then when will you move!?"

Liu Chang was happy and said positively, "My boss has sent me a task, and I have sent you a team to prepare to carry luggage 24 hours a day!"

"Stop, stop, stop, stop!"

Xu Hao's head hurts, this Florida province really wants him to go!

'No,' there was a case.
"Tomorrow, let's go tomorrow."

Xu Hao decided to be tough, no matter what, he would play for another day.

Seeing that the goal was achieved, Liu Chang didn't show any politeness anymore, he was relieved and then resigned.

Xu Hao took the VIP membership card and distributed it to Chaozi and others.

"Brother Hao, what is this?" Wang Chao asked suspiciously.

"Membership card, you don't need to spend money to travel and stay with Shen Min in the future."

Xu Hao explained, but this sentence made Wang Chao frown.

"Brother Hao, this thing is a bit tasteless."

"It's really tasteless, but it's good for family members, or to save face outside." Xu Hao also agreed.

Chicken ribs, chicken ribs what?
You know, ordinary members can get a discount at most, unless some people with special identities, it is impossible to exempt the fee.

After all, free and paid discounts, even if they only cost one yuan, the meanings of the two are still not the same!
"That's right, we don't need this card."

"But my mother can use it."

Wang Chao nodded and accepted the membership card.

Traveling and staying in a hotel?
No need to spend money, it's all free?

joke!

He, Wang Chao, needs to stay in a hotel when he goes on a trip now! ?
When did you spend money! ?

Not to mention spending money to stay in a hotel, even eating, he has never spent money!
In the past two months, I only spent a few dollars on smoking and buying lighters.
What grade is the hotel?Also worthy of comparison with the detention center?
Do you understand the emperor-level treatment of 24-hour police guards and hundreds of police guards inside and outside!
Su Yue and Shen Min silently put away the membership card.

They are "Fuqian" and cannot enjoy this treatment. This membership card is still very necessary.

When will I be lucky enough to be as lucky as Xu Hao and Wang Chao, so that I can break away from the shackles of the membership card and become the real "what is your identity and what is my identity".

Of course, Su Yue tried to sum up her mental state, and she felt that these two were...
"Ah Q spirit?"

She muttered, always feeling that Xu Hao and Wang Chao were lying to herself.

"What the hell is the stinky girl muttering about!?"

Xu Hao rubbed her head, pinched the flesh of her cheeks, and didn't care too much about it.

"Go, go back."

"Oh. Good!"

The four of them walked together to the outside of the detention center. All the policemen gave a 'watching salute' along the way.

Of course, they are not trying to die, they are not separated, they are just afraid of meeting again, and refreshing the CD will trigger the fetters.

Stop and go along the way, chatting about something.

Of course, most of the topics were on Wang Chao. Xu Hao intentionally or unintentionally asked Wang Chao to recall whether he had protected others when he was a child.

"Chaozi, did you ever become a hero like Zhao Rui when you were young?"

Xu Hao said inadvertently, making Shen Min's face turn pink, but he didn't interrupt, and looked at Wang Chao expectantly.

"Yes, what boy didn't pick up the 'big sword' by the side of the road when he was a child, and there was no head for ten miles of rapeseed."

Wang Chao didn't notice anything.

"Then have you protected anyone?" Su Yue added.

"It does."

Wang Chao was deep in thought, as if he was thinking of someone, which made the two people around him frowned.

This is impressive! ?
It's good to have an impression, and it won't be uncomfortable to accept things later!
But the next moment, Wang Chao silenced the two of them.

"But that was when I was young, just when I was in elementary school."

Wang Chao scratched his head, a few hairs fell down.

"My head was hot, and I played a hero for a little boy. Although I was beaten badly, I gained a good buddy."

"At that time, we played every day. We used to urinate farther than anyone else. We used to sneak around, climb trees and dig out bird nests. Unfortunately, I haven't seen him since I entered high school."

Xu Hao:? ? ?
good buddies?
Stealing chickens and dogs, climbing trees to dig out bird nests?

Who the hell is farther away from peeing than anyone else! ?

Xu Hao moved his lips. He glanced at Shen Min, whose face was blushing, but also somewhat astonished, and Wang Chao, who was full of doubts.

He hesitated to speak for a while, and finally, all the information turned into a sigh, and he patted Wang Chao on the shoulder incidentally.

"Chaozi, sometimes, my admiration for you is described as being astonishing as a heavenly being!"

Although the eight 90s, girls with short hair in the country, do not wear skirts are indeed the same as tomboys.

But this guy can pee farther than a girl
Although in an unconscious state, Xu Hao still expressed his admiration.

Originally, he thought that Chaozi was a thinking influenced by external factors, so the brain circuit was like this.

But for now.
This kid is born!

Unless Shen Min is a man himself, and then went to Lying Elephant Country, and came back to repay his brother.

The true reality version is refreshing for buddies.

But it's not realistic.

"Don't dare to act, dare not act!" Wang Chao said hastily and modestly.

He thought it was his act of being a hero to save his buddies when he was a child, which made Xu Hao admire him.

Of course, I did admire him, but the point of admiration was different.

Chat across channels, but that's it!

"Let's go! Brother Min!"

Su Yue laughed and lay on Shen Min's back. In the past two days, she and Shen Min have become good sisters.

"Oh no, it's Miss Min!"

"What do you say!"

Shen Min blushed, she wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in, and now other people know about who peed farther than the boy
There is good news, though.

At least she knew why Wang Chao didn't remember her.

After all, when you see a beautiful girl, you will subconsciously think that this is a man who is your good buddy
It is indeed a bit perverted!

Of course, gay men don't count.

"Then Chaozi, have you ever thought about whether you, a good buddy, will repay you when you grow up?"

On the way back, Xu Hao asked what else he wanted to do.

"For example, if you change shape, come back and have sex with you."

Chao Wang:? ? ?
"Fuck, brother Hao, what the hell are you talking about!"

Wang Chao's face was full of horror. He felt that the brother he knew was a little bit perverted.

"Although the wonderful relationship between the two of us is already very unscientific, but what you said is unreasonable enough, and there is no logic at all!"

"Chaozi, fiction is about logic, but reality doesn't need logic."

Xu Hao said with a smile, unable to answer what Wang Chao said directly.

Indeed, sometimes with the blessing of luck and brain pumping, some operations are really outrageous.

For example, the Ice Warrior, with an 'ice cube' in his mouth, comforting his younger brother with his left hand, and holding a gun in his right hand, both guns were loaded and fired at the same time, without the restraint of pants, he repelled more than a dozen Fu Bole on the street
Another example is an aunt who wants to steal a Christmas tree from a supermarket by stuffing it from her lower body, but the Christmas tree is two meters high
There are also Demolition Ghost, Jet Woman, Nut Fighter, Kitten Killer.
There is no logic at all, and some only have the word "brain pumping".

"Brother Hao, it's impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Wang Chao was struggling for the last time, he said with a smack of tongue, and felt a palpitation.

Xu Hao smiled, didn't say much, glanced at the destination, and said:

"Okay, don't leave the hotel today, and scare the colleagues in Florida, and wait until someone tells us to leave tomorrow."

"For dinner. Find an errand runner. Let him buy what you want to eat then."

Xu Hao said, Wang Chao and the others agreed.

It is estimated that there are already plainclothes outside the hotel.

What he was looking at was not a prisoner, but a policeman, a commoner.

As soon as the two of them leave the hotel, they will probably be alerted and use the walkie-talkie to report the location and speed of the two of them at any time.

Save a little effort, just treat them as good-hearted.

"By the way, if you go abroad, will this bond still take effect?"

In the room, Xu Hao sat on the soft bed, groping his chin and thinking.

He has now tried to control the fetters, let the fetters appear according to his own will, and then maximize the benefits!

For example, run to Sun Island and walk around the volcano every day, if the bond is triggered
The volcano erupted, the earth's crust shook, and a few corpses were exposed, which is not impossible.

Or, take a boat to Yingjiang, encounter a typhoon, and take the typhoon with you.

if this happens
Karma weapon!
Xu Hao felt that if this really happened, Yanhuang Kingdom would have another weapon with a very high deterrence rate.

Of course, the premise is that the fetters are not only effective for Yanhuang people.

At that time, if it only targets the Yanhuang Kingdom
If it is discovered, there is a high probability that it will be kidnapped for genetic experiments, and Chaozi will not be spared.

"Hey, Mr. Xu, your girlfriend is so cruel, she dares to leave you here alone."

A crisp, but somewhat obscene voice interrupted Xu Hao's train of thought.

Xu Hao looked back and saw that it was Su Yue who had just closed the door, with a smirk all over her face at this moment, pretending to undress, and walking towards him again and again.

Hey guys, cosplay! ?
Xu Hao raised his brows, he felt that this girl might have forgotten that 'bloody' lesson.

Sure enough, women remember eating but not beating!
Then
Look at it!

Xu Hao rushed on like a hungry tiger, and held the little girl in his arms.

Su Yue realized that she was playing off again, her eyes widened, she grinned and wanted to run, but she couldn't.
"Ah, what are you doing!"

"Then I'll be more respectful than obedient!"

Su Yue:? ? ?
In the middle of the night, Xu Hao sat by the window. He felt that his mind was clear, as if he had touched the realm of Sakyamuni's thoughts.

What is the origin of the universe?
who I am?Where am I going?Do past and present lives exist?
One after another question echoed in his mind, after a while, Xu Hao knew what he was going to do.

That is.,.
"The code word time of this dog day is here again."

Xu Hao took the computer, looked at the screen and sighed, sometimes, he wanted to fool Su Yue into investing in an AI that could automatically code words, but unfortunately, the network was abnormal, let alone an AI that could code words.

In his mind, he recalled the long time of confrontation with Zhao Rui before, and after a while, the keyboard on the notebook was pressed.

Foreword: 'Heroes' case.

On December 1993, 5, the weather was sunny.

Location: Dragon City

"Students, what is your dream?"

A voice resounded from the exquisite thatched cottage, carried by the butterfly, shuttled in the silk thread of the sun, and went away.

This thatched cottage is a school.

"I want to be a scientist and study bombs!"

"I want to be a teacher like you, teacher, and teach my mother how to read."

"I want to be a soldier. After I become a soldier, no one will dare to bully me!"

"I want to be a doctor. My grandfather just has no money to see a doctor. If I were a doctor, I wouldn't need money!"

Chirping, childish voices sounded.

The teacher has a gentle temper and doesn't care about noisy voices. He is very tolerant of lively children.

"Not bad, Xiao Ming, bombs require a lot of knowledge. If you don't study now, how will you make bombs in the future?"

"Yingzi, you can be a teacher now. Whatever the teacher teaches you during the day, you can teach your mother how to do it at night. Of course, you must also teach your father."

"."

The teacher called the names one by one and replied one by one. The eyes of the children who were said were bright, and the shiny black eyes looked very innocent.

Suddenly, a small voice sounded.

"I want to be a hero"

heroes?

The teacher was taken aback for a moment, and he glanced down.

This voice was a little strange. In this rural classroom, there were 32 students, and he had never heard such a voice.

outside the window?

He looked to the window, but there was no one there.

After looking for a long time, I couldn't find the owner of the voice. The teacher thought he was hallucinating, so he picked up the teaching rod, pointed at the blackboard, and looked down.

"Okay, students, let's learn this ancient poem"

In an instant, 33 eyes turned to the blackboard.

"I want to be a hero!"

There was a voice, and this time no one heard it.

The butterflies outside the window are falling, as if they are carrying more things.

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  After the tenth, the last recommendation, if the average order can reach [-], prepare women's clothing to apologize
  It can be regarded as making up for the lack of thinking about the plot QAQ
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(End of this chapter)

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