Lord of Rot

Chapter 359 Welcome to the Porcupine Collar
Porcupine Collar, Pigtail Cove.

The booming trade has brought vitality to this small rural territory. The entire porcupine collar is like a high-precision alchemy machine, and everyone acts as a screw to keep it running efficiently.

Just like when the porcupine wine was famous in the northern border, some wealthy businessmen were willing to spend money to buy some small pills because of the name of "porcupine", so that they would not be at a disadvantage in the fierce battle with the female soldiers in the northern border.

When the reputation goes out, the goods in the entire territory will be helped, and the market will open up.

But many times, it is not only the businessmen who are attracted by harmony and wealth.

A merchant ship docked outside Pigtail Bay.

"Is there no way to get close?"

"It seems to be boarding the ship for inspection, and only after confirming that there is no problem will it be allowed to enter the dock."

The sailors on the ship whispered, but they didn't expect to encounter such a situation when they approached for the first time.

A half-height dwarf came over: "Then let them check."

The crowd dispersed automatically.

No one in the room dared to underestimate the dwarf, not only because he was the master of the ship, not only because he was wearing gorgeous robes and a noble tuna family crest, but also because his body was extremely incongruous compared with his body. Its large head is said to house the Merchant's Bible written by the Father.

The tuna family in Monkey Island was able to break free from poverty, thanks to the dwarf's contribution.

Some people once said that if he hadn't been born disabled and ugly, his achievements would have surpassed that of his elder brother, the "Osthawk Knight" Morton Lou, while others said that his achievements had already surpassed that of the ostrich knight riding a bald chicken. Well, no one can deny the dwarf's contribution... By the way, the dwarf arranged for someone to spread the last sentence, because he was reprimanded by his father for this matter.

"Master Lele!" "But!" "My lord, if we..."

The sailors were in a mess. As a family begging for life at sea, they had spent more time as pirates than normal sailors, and instinctively resisted being checked.

Not to mention that their actions this time were not pure.

'Midget' Lele Lou smiles: "We're just in business, aren't we?"

He stood on tiptoe and struggled to pick up the wine bottle from the table, but when he wanted to get the glass, he found that he couldn't reach it.

"I hate high tables, reminds me of my dear brother's hairless wife, I can already smell the guano, damn it!"

What he was talking about was an ostrich. Although the ostrich is really not good-looking, no one would deny that the ostrich is powerful. Power is beauty.

A sailor nearby fetched him a cup.

"Oh, thank you for your thoughtfulness, you make the dwarf feel that the world is beautiful." 'Dwarf' Lehrer took the cup, bit open the cork with his teeth, and directly put his mouth to the mouth of the bottle and drank heavily.

The wine glass that was taken over became a decoration.

"what!"

He breathed out comfortably: "I like porcupine wine."

The sailor who handed the glass just now said: "But my lord, that's not porcupine wine, it's the wine from Thunder Weng City."

"I just said that I like porcupine wine, but I didn't say I want to drink it!" The dwarf threw the wine glass on the ground casually, and said, "I have never supported Morton's idea. The Baron Porcupine is not something we can miss. Many victories... By the way, he also has a flying horse, which is much more beautiful than my stupid brother's bald chicken. I heard that the horse can fly from Iron Valley to Porcupine in just one day Well, I guess if Morton was going to do that on his little wife, he'd have to keep climbing, jump off and glide for a bit, then climb again, lol!"

No one dared to laugh along with him.

"If it wasn't for him riding a lot of birds and making his head look like a bird, it's obviously not a smart thing to provoke a porcupine! It's a deliberate courting death."

A sailor couldn't resist asking, "Why do we still have a porcupine collar?"

If you don't want to provoke Baron Porcupine, you should hide away.

Everyone knows that today's porcupine collar is not the order of the ostrich knight, but the order of the dwarf.

The dwarf burped: "Did you know? In the westernmost Endor Plateau, there is a tribe that keeps the tradition of killing all disabled children. If someone is seriously injured in the war, they will not treat them, but will choose to kill them." I was riding my pony at the time... Oh, speaking of my pony, you have to ride a horse in the grassland, whip the horse's buttocks to make the horse run faster, just like going to Iron Stone City, you must find two The most tender chick, and then use your hand to pinch their Naibai Xuezi as hard as you can, this is called doing as the Romans do!"

Everyone nodded in agreement.

Although they haven't been to Enduo, or even Iron Stone City, they must have gone to the Women's Branch and found women.

"When I saw that short-footed horse, there was a voice in my head telling me to buy it. A dwarf riding a dwarf horse is perfect, isn't it?" The dwarf gestured: "Probably so Gao, I’m really worried that the horses of those prairie barbarians can see the gadgets in front of their knees. When I have to raise my head to talk to them, I can even see the old horse. Second, even if I ride it, I can only see it when others Looking up at the bird under the crotch, it really matches me."

"Hahaha!" The sailors couldn't help laughing.

That scene is very visual.

The dwarf, who was already very good at teasing himself, continued: "Where did I say it? Oh, yes, the tribe that kills disabled children."

He barely remembered the topic he had talked about before, and said: "When the prairie barbarian saw me, he said: Hey! You dwarf, you are so lucky to live so big. If you were in our tribe, we would tie you with a rope than The turtle's head is as big as its head, and then hang you!"

Everyone looked at the dwarf, looking forward to his next story.

The dwarf continued, "I was thinking, buddy, that's really hard. Those savages can use ropes. I thought they were just like horses, they could only eat grass, or suffer...grass."

"Hahahaha!" The atmosphere on the boat became more and more cheerful.

Whether it was the discrimination against the dwarves or the discrimination against the Endor barbarians by Dongxia's identity, they were all greatly satisfied psychologically at this time.

I even started to forget why I told this story in the first place.

The dwarf's story is not over: "Then they told me that in order to hang dwarves like me, their tribe was seriously short of rope, so I had to change my original plan and sell a batch of rope specially used to hang dwarves Give them, so I make a lot of money, because every time they see me, they can think of the joy of hanging a dwarf, so every time we work together, it goes very smoothly."

The laughter suddenly disappeared, and everyone felt that something was wrong with the story.

'Dwarf' Lehrer grinned, took another sip of wine and said, "Let's go back to the question at the beginning. We know it's dangerous, but why did we go to the porcupine collar?"

He smiled: "Maybe they need rope too."

The boat stopped in the sea, and after a while, a small boat approached.

The whole ship has gone silent.

A group of youths who appeared to be young were on board, and they carried strange iron pipes on their shoulders, but the dwarf knew that this weapon named "Musket" became famous after the siege of Longship Fort. The lords are already preparing for research, including Monkey Island. Unfortunately, some key technologies have not been mastered, and the things they make always hurt themselves first.

If a musket could be obtained and studied, Monkey Island could transform into a military force as undeniable as the rise of Baron Porcupine.

What surprised the dwarf even more was that this group of teenagers were still wearing a full set of armor, but they looked like recruits who hadn't gone through the war!

"No problem, my lord!" The leading youth captain spread out a piece of parchment, put it in front of 'dwarf' Leiler, and said: "You need to sign here, please take the certificate I gave you, and Return your ID to me when you board the ship and leave. Also, please don't wander around. If you are caught, we have the right to impose the death penalty on those who violate the rights and interests of Mr. Li Qi Clarence. Finally... Welcome to Porcupine Collar! "

(End of this chapter)