i turned into a monster

Chapter 167 Are You A Dinosaur Immortal?

Bai Ze looked at the big black snake rolling on the ground. This snake was four to five meters long and as thick as a bowl.

At this moment, it rolled in the circle drawn by Bai Ze, making a "hissing" sound, which seemed to be in pain.

"Great Immortal, spare your life, Great Immortal, spare your life."

In Bai Ze's mind, a hoarse and deep voice sounded, this voice only sounded in the spiritual realm, and no one else could hear it.

"I didn't intend to harm anyone, but my own calamity was about to come, so I occupied this geomantic treasure land, hoping to use Feng Shui luck to resist the catastrophe."

Bai Ze said calmly: "The calamity is determined by God. If you are destined to have this calamity, why drag others into the water?"

"I think you have practiced for hundreds of years, and you have some merits. I don't want to kill you with my own hands, so you can leave by yourself."

The voice hurriedly begged: "Great Immortal! I can't leave. If I leave here, calamity will come, and I will probably die!"

"Don't you deserve to die?"

Bai Ze's eyes were stern, and he said coldly: "Just because of you, you occupied Nestlé, intercepted people's feng shui, and caused the whole family to almost die. You have committed such a big crime, isn't it right for the sky to accept you?" ?”

"Daxian, I..."

"roll."

Bai Ze said expressionlessly: "Even if there is a thunderbolt, you still have a chance to be reincarnated. If I kill you with my own hands, the underworld would not dare to let you be reincarnated!"

hiss--

The big black snake shuddered suddenly and didn't dare to haggle any more, then lingered in the circle, as if it wanted to leave.

Seeing this, Bai Ze erased part of the circle on the ground with his foot, forming a gap.

So, the big black snake quickly crawled out from the gap.

It kowtowed to Bai Ze three times, then hurriedly got into the nearby grass and disappeared.

"Brother Ze? Is this the solution?"

Li Ergou stared blankly at this scene. He originally thought that he would see a wonderful fight.

"if not?"

Bai Ze smiled and shook his head, then walked around the cemetery, erasing the circle he just drew, and erasing the word "fire" on the ground.

Only he can really erase this word. It is useless for others to wipe it off, or to wash it away with rain—the sky fire will always burn here.

And the sky fire keeps burning the ancestral graves, and the descendants of the Wang family will always live in dire straits, with everything going wrong and bad luck.

After all, it is roasted on the fire.

But at this time, because the big black snake ran away, this ancestral grave no longer absorbed the vitality of the Wang family, and there was even a little bit of feedback.

This is a treasure land of geomantic omen.

If the big black snake hadn't intercepted the feng shui here, the Wang family should be very prosperous now.

Soon, the two returned to Wang Hu's home. At this time, Wang Hu, who was originally unconscious, woke up miraculously.

After Li Ergou explained the situation, Wang Hu and his wife were immediately grateful.

In fact, Wang Hu himself could feel some abnormalities.

Most people can't feel the breath, but if you lose a lot at once and then regain it, the feeling will be obvious.

So he believed what Li Ergou said was true. This "Master Bai" solved the problem of their family's ancestral grave and saved their family.

Soon, it was dark.

Wang Hu and his wife enthusiastically left Baize to stay at home for one night, and then invited neighbors to come over and cook a large table of dishes for the two of them.

"Boom--"

That night, it rained heavily and thundered, and the small river in the village also swelled.

Vaguely, it seemed that lightning had split into the river.

Bai Ze ignored the wind and rain outside, he closed the window, drew the curtains, and slept soundly.

The next morning, the two left.

Before leaving, Wang Hu insisted on giving away a large package of souvenirs with his walking stick, and even stuffed Bai Ze with a big thick envelope.

Bai Ze didn't refuse either.

It's better to pay off the karma, especially his karma, if he doesn't pay it back, there will be big problems.

It's like usury, the interest rate here is very high, when the time comes, even if he doesn't ask for it, God will take the initiative to help him collect the debt...

Leaders never let their subordinates do excessive things, but subordinates will use various methods to please the leader—this is called subjective initiative.

Li Ergou drove the rented car and drove Bai Zeyuan back to the airport in the province to board the plane.

"Pause."

When passing by the river at the entrance of the village, Bai Ze pointed to a stranded rotten tree stump and said, "Take this thing back."

"Brother Ze, what's the use of a rotten tree stump?" Li Ergou was puzzled, but his body had already started to move.

He got out of the car decisively and went to pick up the rotten tree stump.

Bai Ze smiled and said, "Don't you have a foot-washing shop in the city? If you carve this thing into a dragon head and put it in the front hall, you can make a lot of money."

"The dragon head?"

Li Ergou was taken aback for a moment, then took two steps back abruptly, looked at the rotten stump and said tremblingly, "Could this be the one from yesterday..."

His heart was trembling, he was very scared, but at the same time he was inexplicably excited.

Because when he was a child, he heard from his grandmother that after a snake cultivates to become a dragon, it will follow the flood into the sea, and if people see it on the way, it will turn into a rotten tree stump.

He had been skeptical before.

But now that Bai Ze has spoken, there must be no falsehood.

He swallowed, looked nervously at Bai Ze, and asked, "Brother Ze, is it still alive? If I approach, will it swallow me in one gulp, or drag me into the water?"

Bai Ze shook his head and said, "No, it's already dead, it was struck to death by lightning last night."

"Is that so..."

Li Ergou heaved a sigh of relief, but he was still a little scared, but thinking that this thing could make him a lot of money, he plucked up his courage, walked over on tiptoe, and "while the other party was not paying attention", quickly dragged him ashore.

In his opinion, this thing is dangerous in the water, and the farther away from the water's edge, the safer he is.

Soon, Li Ergou stuffed the rotten stump into the trunk and restarted the car.

After walking for a while, he couldn't help asking: "Brother Ze, if you put this thing in Footwashing City, can it really bring together wealth? Why?"

Bai Ze smiled and said: "If the mountain is not high, it will be famous if there are immortals; if the water is not deep, it will be spirited if there are dragons."

"Some things, where the personality is placed, are born to gather energy between heaven and earth and change the surrounding environment."

Li Ergou nodded half-understanding, then suddenly turned around and exclaimed: "Brother Ze, you are a god, wouldn't the effect be better?!"

"Be careful driving."

Bai Ze reminded in a deep voice, and when Li Ergou turned his head away, he said calmly, "It's true, the clean air in my place spreads, and the turbid air doesn't grow. After a long time, it will naturally form a geomantic treasure land."

"hiss--"

Li Ergou gasped.

This is a fairy!

Just like a sun shining on everything around you, even if you do nothing, the people around you will be free from all diseases and prosper.

Isn't this much better than flying to the sky?

He hesitated for a moment, and asked cautiously: "Brother Ze, how can I become a god like you?"

Bai Ze smiled and said, "Practice."

Li Ergou quickly asked: "How to practice?"

Bai Ze shook his head and said, "It takes an opportunity. When the opportunity comes, you will know how to cultivate. Perhaps everyone's cultivation method is different."

Li Ergou asked: "How did the monster cultivate? Just like the big black snake yesterday."

Bai Ze said: "Different monsters cultivate in different ways. Some absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, some cultivate qi, some cultivate blessings, and some cultivate merit... In short, there is no fixed method of cultivation."

"There are billions of trillions of birds, beasts, insects and fish in the world, but very few become demons. Each one is a unique accident."

Li Ergou took a deep breath and asked, "Brother Ze, how long will it take for these monsters to cultivate into a god like you?"

Bai Ze thought for a while, and estimated: "If you don't die halfway, there may be hope for billions of years of normal practice."

"what?!"

Li Ergou slammed on the brakes, then turned his head, looked at Bai Ze in disbelief, and exclaimed, "Brother Ze, could it be...you are a dinosaur becoming a fairy?!"

Bai Ze rolled his eyes, and said helplessly, "Drive hard, if you are so surprised again, I'll throw you out."

"Ahem, okay."

Li Ergou laughed dryly, and didn't think about it any more. He could see that it was very difficult to become a god, and he didn't have this life.

Bai Ze thought for a while, then said suddenly: "When Wang Hu's son is born, don't take him to play in your Footwashing City."

"why?"

"Because he's going to smash up your store."

　I have been reported by Dongtu Daqie, and I am afraid it will end soon.

　　Originally, I wanted to write a few million words.Why.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)