Tokyo people don't talk about Wude

Chapter 303 300. Cultural Festival (4): If you take it off in front of the whole school
Ten minutes have passed since the speaker equipment was damaged.

The audience has already been notified by the student union and is waiting for the equipment to be restored.

Some people are chatting, some are playing on their mobile phones, some get up to go to the toilet and buy snacks and drinks
There were only two student union members left on the stage, debugging equipment and chatting casually:

"By the way, are these instruments going to be moved down? Anyway, the light music department's performance is over, right?"

"Let's move the drums, guitars and basses first. Keep the piano, and the next group will be the symphony orchestra's performance."

[Symphony Orchestra] is one of the large music societies of Xiujin College. It has represented the school in many music competitions and has won many medals and honors.

Because of this, the role played by the light music department today is to warm up the symphony orchestra. Anyway, the atmosphere has successfully warmed up, and the light music section no longer needs to take the spotlight.

At this moment, Genji Takatsuki and Takashi Karasawa walked onto the stage in a serious manner. Each of them hooked the shoulder of a student council member and whispered:
"You two, the Chairman of the Executive Committee has something to do with you. Please come with us."

Without giving the two people any chance to react, Takatsuki Genji and Karasawa Takashi took them off the stage in a semi-kidnapping manner.

The stage was empty again, and the audience began to whisper curiously.

Immediately, Suzuki Hisuhito quickly ran onto the stage in full view of everyone, sat down in front of the piano chair again, and played a few symbolic notes.

The attention of all the audience was quickly attracted.

"Ah, can you hear me?!" Suzuki Hisahito wore a portable microphone borrowed from Kyushu Makoto on his collar.

Thanks to this portable microphone, Suzuki Hisuhito's voice spread throughout the stadium and was heard by all the spectators.

"I'm very sorry, dear audience!" Suzuki Yuhito apologized first, and then asked: "Because the speaker equipment failed, the performance was temporarily interrupted. You must be bored, right?"

The audience looked at each other, surprised by the yellow-haired boy who suddenly came on stage and said strange things.

"In order to let everyone spend this boring time happily, I, Suzuki Hisuhito, decided to play an impromptu sketch for everyone on behalf of the light music department. I hope it can make everyone laugh and relieve everyone's boredom!" Suzuki Hisuhito suddenly stood up and bowed with an expression on his face. Very solemnly:

"Next, please enjoy my impromptu sketch song: "General Men's Courtesy Series"! I hope you all like it!"

At the same time, Takayama Yuya was negotiating, or wrangling, with Hanami Sawara backstage.

However, after hearing Suzuki Yuhito's voice, Takayama Yuya was immediately shocked and asked: "What do you mean? Who asked him to come on stage? And what's going on with this obscene-sounding song title?"

Immediately, he planned to get rid of Hanami Sawara and go to the stage to stop the so-called yellow-haired delinquent boy.

"I'm sorry, my protest is not over yet." Hanami Sawara also felt strange, but insisted on stopping Yuya Takayama: "Takayama-san left without authorization, how unbecoming a man is, isn't it?"

"Sawahara-san, please get out of the way." Takayama Xiong frowned impatiently:
"The performance of the light music club is obviously over, but your club member still does such greedy things. Is he so shameless?"

"I'm sorry, I can't accept this!" At this time, Sanhua Mianzi also came over, opened his arms and stopped in front of Takayama Yuya:

"My buddy is about to do something really rockin', so I can't let it go, you bourgeois bastard!"

"Mianmian-chan" Sawhara Hanami was very surprised.

"That's enough, get out of the way! Don't interfere with official business!" Takayama Xiong was also completely impatient. He originally looked down on a small club like the Light Music Club with few people and many things to do, and now he was even more annoyed and wanted to beat people up.

"No!" Sanhua Mianzi stood in front of Takayama Xiongye angrily.

"Unreasonable." Gao Shanxiong also stepped forward quickly, trying to push Sanhua Mianzi.

"Please stop, Takayama-san!" At this time, Fujii Minori also rushed to the side, took out her mobile phone and filmed Takayama Yuya: "Are you going to use violence against girls? If so, I will make you famous in school oh!"

"You guys." Gao Shanxiong gritted his teeth. As an elite member of the student union, he was extremely angry with these three girls.

Hanami Sawara and Mianko Mika obviously wanted to stop Yuya Takayama from going to the stage to check the situation. But if Takayama Yuya tried to push or even beat the two girls, he would be filmed by Minori Fujii on the side, and he would be charged with "beating girls" or even "molesting girls".

As the special logistics person in charge of the student union, he was actually stopped by three girls from the trash club.

"So, Takayama-san" Hanami Sawara showed a gentle smile again, but the veins on her forehead meant that her anger had not dissipated at all:
"Although I don't know what happened, I hope you stay here and continue to listen to my protest~"

On the other side, several student council members who noticed something was wrong wanted to go on stage to stop Suzuki Hisuhito.

But just as they rushed to the stage entrance, they were blocked by a young man wearing a knight's robe.

"Excuse me, everyone from the student union~" Jiuzhou Cheng greeted them cordially, but he was holding a bamboo sword in his hand, like a smiling swordsman who was ready to kill people at any time:

"I have a very urgent question to ask you. Can I spare you three minutes?"

"Are you. [Crazy Wolf] Kyushu Makoto?" Several student union members recognized Kyushu Makoto and immediately took two steps back in panic: "Please, please get out of the way! Let's talk about the questions later. Please don't hinder the student union. Executing official duties!”

Kyushu Cheng, however, said nothing and walked toward them with his sword in hand.

"You, are you going to use violence against us?!" The members of the student union were almost frightened: "Why, why, we didn't offend you, did we?!"

"Calling me, an ordinary student, [Crazy Wolf] as soon as we meet, is a bit too rude according to Japanese people, right?" Kyushu Cheng blocked the intersection with a smile:

"I want to ask you, is the name [Crazy Wolf] spread by your student union? Obviously I have solved the news department, it should be impossible for anyone to spread rumors against me again!"

"This, this matter has nothing to do with us!" The members of the student union quickly defended: "We have no enmity with you, how could we spread rumors about you!"

"But I doubt you very much! Can you explain to me immediately and convince me that the title [Crazy Wolf] is not passed down by the student union?" Kyushu Cheng immediately cracked his eyes and approached them with an attitude of deliberately looking for trouble, asking them to Have to continue to retreat:

"I'm really angry~ A kind-hearted and law-abiding good student like me is actually called a [Crazy Wolf]! To be honest, if this is really you who are causing trouble, I don't mind letting your student union end up like the News Department. !”

"Uuuuuuuuuuah! How did we offend him!" The members of the student council complained incessantly. As Kyushu Makoto continued to find trouble, they couldn't get close to the stage at all.

The student council members who tried to come on stage to stop him were all held back, and Suzuki Hisahito stopped writing ink and started playing piano music directly.

This song "General Male Debut Series" was accidentally seen by Suzuki Hisuhito from a comedy piano blogger when he was browsing YouTube videos two days ago.

This song is not very difficult to play. The intro is somewhat similar to the anime OP of "Dragon Ball". Hisuhito Suzuki can play along after listening to it once.

However, this extremely ordinary song has become a small hit on the Internet, and it was even the famous song of the funny piano blogger. The reason is because the lyrics of this song are both obscene and funny, but the melody is catchy and catchy. If you don't care about the lyrics, it is a nice pop song, very suitable for dissemination and singing; if you care about the lyrics, it is a very funny song, suitable for singing among friends when joking and creating atmosphere.

[If you can’t hold it in and take it out during class~]

【My campus life is over here, Naro~】

[In that case, let’s cover it up with a loud shout~]

This is a narrative song. It tells the story of a high school student who suddenly had a third-grade emergency during class. He was embarrassed to raise his hand to tell the teacher but could not hold it back. In the end, he could only yell out in class. .

On the stage with thousands of people watching, Suzuki Hisuhito sang unexpected obscene lyrics with a tone-deaf voice, while his fingers struck the keys in an exaggerated and deformed way.

And this absurd music was instantly spread throughout the stadium through the portable microphone on his collar.

"What are you doing? It's so funny!" The audience in the audience couldn't help laughing.

In the minds of most people, [Literary Conference] is a very serious campus event, and it is impossible for such obscene songs to appear. However, it is like bringing a plate of instant noodles with Michelin specifications to the table of a high-end restaurant. This sudden contrast will not disgust the audience, but will actually make them curious and want to try this plate of instant noodles. Something special.

In their eyes, Suzuki Hisahito is like a clown in a circus doing his best to make the audience laugh. The more absurd and comical his behavior, the more the audience loved it.

In contrast to the happy and laughing audience, the school leaders and senior teachers sitting in the front row began to whisper:
"What's going on? Is this show also arranged by the student union?"

"How does such a low-profile music executive committee review the program?"

"Why did Na Wu San take off his clothes in class and sing such an unhealthy song? It's really embarrassing! Let the student union send someone to stop him!"

However, what they didn't know was that the student union members who were trying to take the stage had already been blocked by Kyushu Cheng and others.

Looking at the student council members who were about to be unable to stop him and the school leader who looked like he wanted to kill someone in the audience, Suzuki Yuhito also felt guilty. He was so nervous that he was sweating. His finger playing speed accelerated faster and faster in sync with his heartbeat. Finally, he used The expression of constipation reaches the climax:

【I can’t hold it any longer~】

【卍卍卍卍卩~卍卍卟卟卟卟(onomatopoeia)~】

[Hmphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (screaming)~]

At the same time, the audience in the audience could not hold back their nerves and burst into laughter at this hearty clown performance.

"Miles 卟 卟卟卟 卟卟卟 卟卟卟 卟卟卟 卟卟卟 卟卟 卟卟 卟卟 卟卟 卟卟 卟卟 卟卟 卟卟 卟卟 卟卟 卟卟 卟卟 卟卟“ ““ ““ ““ “and sing with Suzuki Youren.

As for the school leaders and teachers in the front row, their faces were so angry that they wanted to transform into Super Saiyans and rush to the stage to drag Suzuki Hisuhito down and beat him up.

The long and joyful two minutes passed quickly. Suzuki Yuhito finished playing the last note, and Kyushu Makoto stepped aside wisely, allowing the members of the student council to rush onto the stage.

"Suzuki Yuhito, what are you doing?" A member of the student council came on stage and asked angrily: "Why are you performing without permission?"

"Ah, isn't this a request from your student union, asking our light music club to perform a show for everyone to relieve their boredom?" Suzuki Hisuhito sat on the piano chair and pretended to be stupid: "Besides, everyone is happy to listen, right?"

"Hahaha! It sounds good! It sounds good!" Some spectators who were not too concerned about the excitement clapped their hands and cheered.

"You" the student council member gritted his teeth and had to hold back his anger and said: "The performance is over. Please step off the stage now, Suzuki-san!"

"Okay, okay, I'll step down~" Suzuki Hisuhito raised his hands in surrender, but just before the student council members were about to take him away, he made another handsome gesture and shouted loudly:
"Everyone, on behalf of the Light Music Department, I wish you all a good time and enjoy this year's cultural festival!"

"Oh oh oh! Okay! Thank you, Light Music Department!" The audience applauded like thunder, except for the school leaders and teachers in the front row who still had dark faces.

"You bastard." The student council member was so angry that he reached out and pulled off Suzuki Yuhito's portable microphone and pushed him off the stage.

Three minutes later, the student union member in charge of logistics brought in new speaker equipment and quickly replaced it.

Takayama Yuya had already gotten rid of the entanglement of the girls in the light music department, walked onto the stage with the adjusted microphone, cleared his throat and said:
"I'm very sorry for the inconvenience caused to everyone and some unexpected episodes. The microphone has been repaired and the [Talent Contest] will continue!"

Immediately, Takayama Yuya handed the microphone to the announcer:
"Welcome back, let us thank the Light Music Department for their performance. Next, please enjoy: the program of our school's well-known music club [Symphony Orchestra] - Hey, who are you? Don't steal my microphone!"

At some point, Suzuki Hisuhito, the "school-level war criminal" who had been escorted off the stage by the student council members, ran back to the stage and grabbed the announcer's microphone:
"Sorry! I suddenly disturbed everyone again! Actually - our light music department's performance hasn't ended yet!"

"What are you doing, Suzuki Hisuhito!" Takayama Yuya just stepped off the stage and had to run back to stop Suzuki Hisuhito: "Do you still want to disrupt the order of the [Talent Contest]?"

Suzuki Yuhito didn't care about him, he just held the microphone and walked coquettishly on the stage, not letting Takayama Yuya catch him:

"Actually, our light music department prepared three songs for this year's cultural festival. However, due to an inexplicable microphone failure, the executive committee actually wanted to temporarily cancel our third song. Isn't this too much? It's obviously not ours. What a mistake!”

"Shut up! Suzuki Yuhito, stop!" Takayama Yuya continued to chase after him.

The two ran and chased each other on the stage, arguing and arguing, which made the audience laugh.

Since Hisashi Suzuki had just established a funny image as a "clown actor" in the eyes of the audience, the audience just thought that these two people were doing some funny show on stage.

"Listen to me, everyone! Our light music department is actually going to be disbanded soon. This is our last chance to perform! So we want to finish the performance without any regrets, so we don't want to be suddenly cut off from the program! "Suzuki Hisuhito continued to run away while shouting:
"Our third song! It's an original song called "Millennium Bouquet." It was written by some lovely girls in our light music department! Although it's a very cliché song, it talks about youth and dreams. Mirai is a boring song, but it is the hard work of everyone in the light music department, and it is also the result of everyone’s hard work until now! Especially our director Sawara, who insists on rehearsing despite his fever, just to perform for everyone here! Come out!"

"So please, everyone, please lend me your strength and petition the executive committee together!" Suzuki Hisuhito was grabbed by the collar by Takayama Yuya, but he still fought with him and shouted into the microphone:

"I'm here to implore everyone, please let our light music section sing the last song! Please!! Please shout out, you want to hear us sing the last song!!"

After Suzuki Yuhito shouted the last sentence, the furious Takayama Yuya used karate moves to push him to the ground, as if he was sitting down in front of the audience.

Gao Shanxiong also grabbed the microphone, shook his head helplessly, gritted his teeth and said: "I'm really sorry, another accident happened at the [Talent Contest], please allow me to apologize. I will take this troublesome classmate off the stage, please continue. Enjoy the performance of the [Symphony Orchestra]”

At this moment, someone in the audience shouted: "Hey! Let the light music department finish singing! I want to listen!"

The one who shouted was none other than General Karasawa, who was sitting in the audience: "You drove people off the stage before the performance was over. Your student union is so arrogant! You don't know how to respect it at all! What do you think of the efforts of the students!!"

On the other side, Takatsuki Genji sat next to a shivering boy, poked his waist, and whispered: "Tell me, please let the light music department continue to perform."

"Please, please let the light music department continue to perform!" The boy was frightened by the bad boy who suddenly sat over him. In order to avoid being beaten, he could only stand up and shout at the top of his lungs:
"I want to hear it too!"

"I want to hear it too!"

"So are we!"

"Let them finish their show!"

Others in the audience shouted and booed one after another. If you look carefully, you will find that these hecklers are all classmates from the second class of the second year, and they are all the hecklers that General Tang Zegui has privately asked them to follow.

"Don't let the children's efforts go down, let them finish their performance!"

"That guy named Suzuki is so talented, let him play another song!"

"Listen to the end! I want to hear it to the end too!"

With the leader of the heckles, more and more spectators joined in the petitions and shouts, and the shouts from the auditorium continued like a tide.

Without the previous "obscene performance" as a foreshadowing, the audience might not support Suzuki Hisashi so much and would only regard him as an unreasonable clown who doesn't care about the overall situation.

However, Suzuki Hisuhito turned the tables and put on the clown's hat in advance, allowing the audience to remember him deeply as a clown.

Now that Hisashi Suzuki has taken the initiative to transform into a "clown", all his subsequent funny behaviors will become rational and it will be easier to win the sympathy of the audience.

After all, for the audience, who would have trouble with a clown who sacrificed his dignity to amuse them?
"It's just a matter of time for us." Standing on the stage, Takayama Yuya looked at the interested audience, then looked down at the school leaders and teachers with dark faces in the front row, and fell into a dilemma.

What should I do? This is a naked provocation. Damn it, Light Music Department!

The situation has become like this. Forcing the [Symphony Orchestra] to take the stage is going against the audience and will only ruin the atmosphere!

Amid the roar of the audience, Takayama Yuya finally felt his brain was overloaded and sweating profusely. He finally gave up thinking and said, "Okay! Then let's invite the light music department to come on stage to perform the last song! Let's welcome him with applause!"

(End of this chapter)