The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger

Chapter 1 Tie Han Han funny man, blame that bitch Yang Mi

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"Mr. Lu Lin, welcome to "Survival for Men and Women". The program team looks forward to your performance."

A clear voice sounded in front of him.

Lu Lin shuddered suddenly, and immediately grinned, revealing eight big white teeth, and his smile was extremely bright.

At this time, he was wearing a high-order suit and Chelsea boots, standing on the island where everything was full of vitality.

In front of them were several live cameras, as well as film crews in jackets, all with work permits from China Television on their chests.

And the speaker is the chief director of the program group, a kind middle-aged bald fat man, Gao Pang!
Well, that's right.

He is participating in a reality show on China Television.

It's a reality show about survival in the wilderness. The show has three amateur guests, paired with three top stars, filthy in the wilderness... Lu Lin is one of the amateurs!
"Mr. Lu Lin, before officially choosing a partner, let's do an interview."

Amid Lu's embarrassed smile, Gao Pang continued to walk through the process and said, "Excuse me, what do you think of this program?"

Lu Lin pondered for a while, and blurted out: "A great romance show, combined with the gimmick of survival in the wild, is much better than that rubbish romance show with bad views."

"After all, I've watched too many trashy romance dramas. Young people's views on marriage and love will only become more deformed. Parents who are getting old can't take care of it. How can they have the money and energy to find an ancestor to confess."

"And in our show, men and women work together to survive and overcome difficulties. The marriage and family of the older generation can be successful, isn't it precisely because of this quality!"

This review is very accurate.

But the audience in the webcast room enjoyed it.

[He really regards this show as a romance show, but... what he said won my heart! 】

[Don’t say it if you’re really in love, China Television is a serious and serious national channel, don’t you want to lose face? 】

[Hahaha, I didn't see Gao Fatty (Pang)'s face turned black, he was exposed! 】

[This young man is quite handsome, but he is old-fashioned no matter how he speaks, like a middle-aged uncle! 】

[What is old-fashioned?This is called the Three Views, just right! 】

[If the core of this program is really like what he said, I can only say that it must be China TV, and the shot is extraordinary! 】

[Just focus on these three views, I'm chasing the show...]

……

Gao Pang's head was full of black lines at this time, and he really felt embarrassed to be exposed.

These years, the fertility rate has dropped significantly. Young men and women of the right age have all sorts of pastoral views and fall in love with each other, but they just don’t want to get married and have children anyway.

China Television also made the program in this form to correct the atmosphere.

But, don’t tell me if you see it through! Hey!
My interview question is to let you express your awe of the wilderness, not to let you expose the old background of China Television Station!

Gao Pang quietly withdrew from the camera, and then frantically winked at Lu Lin, telling him to follow the script and not digress.

Lu Lin also realized that his answer was wrong, so he blinked to indicate acceptance.

As an amateur, he was able to participate in the CCTV program. There is a story in it, and he must thank the director Gao Pang.

Half a year ago, he was reborn through time travel. He originally wanted to make a fortune as a writer in this parallel world. Because he loved reading entertainment in his previous life, he created a book on the Internet to test the waters. But the book just started to improve. After swiping the Super League, within a few days, he was sued by the heroine Yang Mi in the book. If the book is pornographic, he will face huge infringement compensation.

At that time, Gao Pang was preparing for the show. Perhaps because he saw the relevant news and thought Lu Lin was suitable, he personally went to persuade him to participate in the show as an amateur, and came forward to help settle the lawsuit and let him get 2 yuan for participating in the show.

Therefore, Lu Lin regards him as a friend and is willing to cooperate with him to make a good show!

"Second question, do you have any expectations for your female partner?"

Gao Pang continued the interview.

Lu Lin nodded: "I have some expectations."

"for example?"

"For example, if you want to spoil me, you can't lie to me, you must do everything you promise me, and you must be sincere in every word you say to me..."

"Don't bully me, scold me, trust me, if others bully me, she will come out to help me as soon as possible..."

"I am happy, she wants to be happy with me, she will always think that I am the most handsome, and she can only dream of me in her dreams..."

"Well, that's all for the time being, I'll add more later when I think about it!"

Lu Lin stopped talking unsatisfactorily.

Gao Pang: "..."

filming team:"……"

Live audience: "..."

Everyone was petrified, and it's not enough to describe it as dumbfounded.

This guy really treats the show as a romance.

The point is, you can't do that with love.

Just now I praised you for being upright, it turns out that you are the most idyllic one!
"call……"

Gao Pang heaved a sigh of relief and didn't dare to interview any more. He hurriedly handed a map to Lu Lin and said, "Welcome to this program again. Now, please go find your female partner!"

Lu Lin put away the joke, took the map with both hands, and said to the entire film crew: "Everyone has worked hard, and I am also honored to be able to participate in the show...By the way, where can I get the survival equipment?"

The corners of Gao Pang's mouth gloated, and he said quietly: "The program group allows each guest to bring their own three pieces of equipment, didn't you bring them?"

Lu Lin's affection for this bald and fat man immediately dropped to a negative number: "I am dressed like this, how can I bring equipment and stuff it into the four-dimensional flower?"

As he said that, he made an exaggerated movement of pulling out the Qinglong Yanyue Knife from the chrysanthemum.

At this moment, he is wearing a high-order suit and wearing Chelsea boots. He looks like a noble man, but this action is too down-to-earth, like performing stand-up comedy.

The female editors and directors who were originally nympho almost burst out laughing when they saw this, this handsome boy, why does he look like a tough and funny man!

Gao Pang also couldn't help laughing, but he said: "You don't bring equipment, it's not our program group's problem, it's your own problem."

Lu Lin hesitantly complained, "We're just trying to speculate on CP, why are you making it look like you're really seeking to survive, it's boring, Director Gao."

Gao Pang: "..."

Come again?

Can you not reveal the old story?
Seeing that he didn't speak, Lu Lin had to settle for the next best thing, and half-jokingly said, "I'm quitting the show now, is there still time?"

Thanks to Fatty Gao, he is actually quite against this program.

Because I want to be with my female partner, in front of the live broadcast camera, all kinds of scenes, love affairs, dirty things...

Just thinking about it, Lu Lin got goosebumps all over his body. The affection shown in public, is that still called affection? Despicable!
Having said that, I blame that girl surnamed Yang. We will never end with her when we become prosperous in the future!

"Oh, no."

Gao Pang shook his head with a smirk, and urged, "Please follow the map to find your partner."

"I mean, can you quit?"

"You signed a contract with our production company, are you sure you want to quit?"

"Isn't it just liquidated damages? Let me tell you, I really can't afford to pay..."

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At the same time, in the webcast room.

Lu Lin's debut appearance left the audience with a somewhat polarized impression.

[It seems that under the handsome appearance is the heart of a funny man. 】

[The appearance is really upright, but it's a pity that he opened his mouth, revealing his funny male attributes...]

[The most annoying thing is this kind of young man, who speaks one set of reasons, but he is afraid of suffering and getting tired before he starts. 】

[I don't know who his partner is, but don't be our fairy, give him to Sister Tao. 】

[God Nan Wuliang, bless you, don't be a fairy, and only a caring elder sister like Sister Tao can cover up this hypocritical young man! 】

[Why do you have to give it to sister Tao, isn't there a female guest, let her go. 】

[The female guest is an amateur, what is her name Dili Reba, her partner is a top actor...]

(End of this chapter)