The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger

Chapter 11 Liu Tianxian: Ghost Bastard

[I'm holding it, the fairy beast is indeed a fairy beast, the strength of these arms is too fierce! 】

【The muscles all over the body are not in vain, it doesn't look like a good-looking...】

[Hey, hey, the most powerful man in the Lun family, get out of the way and let the Lun family lick him! 】

[There are homosexuals, everyone, come and watch. 】

[To be honest, the boyfriend's strength is simply overwhelming! 】

[Heavenly Immortal has found a treasure, he can be happy and entertained, and he can build a house to find food...]

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"Eat it while it's hot!"

Lu Lin pulled out two pairs of packaged disposable chopsticks from behind his waist, and handed a pair to Tianxian. The two sat around the firepit, facing the super-large stainless steel iron basin.

Inside the basin is a large seafood platter, including braised sea fish chunks, fried sea cucumbers with green onions, braised prawns in oil, several kinds of cold sea vegetables, and sea fish squid drizzled with wasabi and soy sauce, which is extremely rich!

"By the way, there's still beer."

Lu Lin pulled out a bottle of beer from the cardboard box and knocked off the cap with his back molars.

Liu Tianxian frowned and looked awkward.

Lu Lin thought she hated his saliva, so he took out another bottle, pried off the lid with the tip of his chopsticks, and handed it to her, "During the day, the bananas you chewed were mixed with saliva and sprayed directly into my mouth. Come here and dislike me?"

Liu Tianxian's pretty face flushed: "I didn't do that on purpose, and... I don't dislike you, it's just that you use your back molars to open the wine cap, and I feel panicked!"

Some people really can't bear it. The feeling of opening a beer bottle cap with the back molars is like being unable to hear the sound of scraping the bottom of a pot with an iron spoon.

Lu Lin was stunned, so he withdrew his hand and handed her the beer he had bitten open with his mouth again: "Since you don't dislike me, then you still drink this bottle."

"Fuck you~!"

Liu Tianxian was coquettish, snatched the bottle of wine that was pried open with chopsticks, and said with a smile: "Although you always make fun of me, but... I am still very happy to be your partner, let's have a drink?"

Lu Lin raised the wine bottle with a smile: "You are not squeamish but also tenacious. Your heart is beyond my imagination. I am also very happy to be your partner. Cheers!"

Ding--

The two bottles collided and each took a sip.

Then picked up the chopsticks, looked for the seafood they like to eat, and each put down the chopsticks.

Lu Lin is strong enough to work, and he is also good at eating. Once he starts to work, he will be able to chopsticks like flying.

Stir-fried sea cucumbers with scallions, one bite at a time, braised sea fish pieces, put them into your mouth three times and rinse twice, and then you will spit out the fishbone when you open your mouth. Braised prawns with their heads removed, they don’t even spit out their shells, they chew them whole. .

Beer is a few sips a bottle, completely drinking it as plain water!

Liu Tianxian ate very politely at first.

But when she saw a big basin full of seafood platter, Lu Lin threw off her cheeks and ate more than half of it in an instant, she didn't dare to be gentle and reserved anymore.

Tianxian showed the momentum of being hungry for a day, and looked for his favorite seafood, imitating Lu Lin's chopsticks like flying, and the beer was also gurgling.

Not to mention, it's really enjoyable to let go of eating and drinking like this, and I can't stop at all!

Before they knew it, a large bowl of seafood platter had been quickly wiped out by the two of them. In the end, there was only one sea cucumber with fried shallots left, and the two put down their chopsticks at the same time.

"You ate almost all of it, so leave this to me?"

"Split half of one person."

"Anyway, I'm a girl too, let me do it once?"

"You are a beast and you can't eat alone."

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[The iron and simple cells in the body of the fairy beast have begun to occupy the brain again, hahaha~]

[Beasts can't eat alone... Fortunately, he can say it, and Mama Liu can watch it! 】

[Laughing so hard that tears flowed from the corners of my mouth, I'm so hungry. 】

[Seafood with beer, gout with me, but I really want to eat it! 】

[Poison in the middle of the night, this is to make me hungry, I have to make a bucket of seafood instant noodles. 】

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In the studio of China Television, Mother Liu shook her head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "Stinky boy, I don't know how to give in to women, and I will suffer in the future."

Yang Mi narrowed her fox eyes slightly, and thoughtfully said: "Actually, judging from his performance today, he probably doesn't have any thoughts about girls."

The implication is that Lu Lin is a gay guy!
Mama Liu was stunned, and a dazed look gradually appeared on Feng Yunqiao's face, which was the look of sudden enlightenment awakened by a single word.

Including the survival expert Zhu Qiang, who also nodded with a strange expression, but quite agreed.

After all, Liu Tianxian is such a beautiful fairy, as long as a man has no problem with his orientation, even if he is dysfunctional, he will probably want to get close to him.

Or you can lick it vigorously to please.

Or they are too nervous to get along with each other.

Just like in the studio today, facing the sexy Yang Mi and the charming mother Liu, he was always nervous and dared not speak.

This is the normal reaction a man should have when facing a top-notch beauty!

And Lu Lin's state when he got along with Liu Tianxian was really not a normal man, the normal behavior he should have...

Yang Mi turned her eyes and saw that Liu's mother had really been led into the ditch by herself, she was secretly relieved.

Don't be a brat, that's a great hidden talent that I tried my best to get into the entertainment industry, no one can take advantage of it!

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The last piece of fried sea cucumber was eaten by Lu Lin and Tianxian after all, half of each person.

Liu Tianxian felt a little resentful for Tie Hanhan's refusal to give in an inch, rubbing his swollen belly and said, "Do you not like girls?"

However, she also had some doubts about Lu Lin's orientation.

Lu Lin was smoking a cigarette after dinner, and he choked on the cigarette immediately after hearing this: "Ahem, cough, what do you mean?"

Liu Tianxian pointed at his own face, and asked an unexpected question: "Am I pretty?"

Lu Lin shook his head seriously.

Liu Tianxian showed such an expression as expected: "As a man, you actually think that I am not beautiful, I really..."

Lu Lin raised his hand to interrupt her, and said seriously: "It's different, you are not beautiful at all, you are a higher level of awesome!"

"Besides, the real person is ten times stronger than the one on TV, it's so dazzling!"

"I'm just curious. Everyone is human, with one nose and two eyes. Why do you look so awesome?!"

Liu Tianxian: "..."

This Tie Hanhan praised people, but he was still so special, it was like scolding people.

Liu Tianxian shook his head speechlessly, rearranged his thoughts and said, "Since you think I'm awesome...beautiful, do you like me? Or do you have a feeling of being moved?"

Lu Lin nodded: "Of course I like it, of course I have."

Liu Tianxian rolled his eyes disrespectfully, and said angrily, "You're lying! You've hated me since we first met. How can you be in love with me? You don't like girls at all!"

Lu Lin took a sip of his cigarette, exhaled smoke rings and said quietly: "How can I explain this? I can't prove it in front of the camera."

"By the way, didn't the script of the show say that after the event stops at night, you can play on your mobile phone for half an hour and contact the outside world to deal with private matters?"

"I'm going to get our mobile phones back, you add my ball, go to my space and you'll find out!"

As he said, he got out of the shed shortly, and after a few minutes, he returned with two mobile phones.

Liu Tianxian took his phone and unlocked it, added Lu Lin's Penguin Qiuqiu number, and entered his space to check it as he said.

After a while, Tianxian's pretty face flushed, and he kicked Lu Lin: "Death foot control, ghost beast......"

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ps: Ask for collection tickets as usual
(End of this chapter)