The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger

Chapter 178 Mama Liu, you and Tie Hanhan have a lot in common?

"Food comes first, and eating is also a skill!"

"For example, this Roujiamo, the whole lean meat is expensive, because many people think that the whole lean meat is not greasy to eat, but the whole fat meat is relatively cheaper, because many people think that eating the whole fat meat is too expensive. greasy."

"However, what I want to say is that the truth will always be in the hands of a few people, because the so-called many people typically don't know how to eat, spend more money, and may not be able to eat well."

Facing the speechlessness of the two angels, Lu Lin spoke generously and persuasively: "Look, the sweet and sour pickled garlic that comes with the mutton in this water basin is the one that relieves the smell and greasy!"

"Let me take a bite of full-fat Roujiamo first, ahh..."

"Bite another half of the refreshing sweet and sour garlic, click..."

"Drink a sip of mutton soup from the water basin for the last time, suck..."

"Ha, it's fun!"

"What is greasy? It doesn't exist at all, okay?"

Lu Lin's gluttonous soul was awakened, and he taught Tianxian and Mama Liu to eat and drink hand in hand, and Yang Mi and his assistant elder brother who were eating vegetarian noodles next to him swallowed their mouths.

The brothers and sisters looked at the vegetarian noodles in the bowl, and suddenly felt that it was not fragrant: "I said sister, why don't we also call a bowl of water basin, and make a meat bun, and try it separately?"

"Yeah, Roujiamo needs to be full of fat!"

The two brothers and sisters reached an agreement, and immediately ordered the water basin mutton and Roujiamo to share.

Lu Lin likes spicy food. Seeing that Tianxian and his wife had already buried their heads in eating, he put a few spoonfuls of spicy peppers into the mutton in the basin according to his own taste, and ordered some old vinegar.

More spicy, more vinegar and more garlic, this is the taste of Northwesterners!

Tianxian was curious about the baby's temper, and probably wanted to try Lu Lin's way of eating, so he looked into his bowl and hesitated, "Wouldn't eating like this spoil the deliciousness of the mutton soup?"

Lu Lin ate Hesai nonchalantly, and said vaguely: "Except for those scenic spots that trick people, all the restaurants in Qindu generally drink soup and noodles, and they refill the soup and noodles for free."

"So, it's good to have a heavy mouthful first, and then a bowl of fresh soup at the end!"

Tianxian suddenly nodded: "I used to come to Qindu often to film movies, but I didn't expect there to be such rules. If I really want to eat well, I still have to follow a local like you."

As she spoke, she wanted to add spicy peppers to her mutton in a water basin.

Mother Liu was more cautious and asked, "Is this chili oil spicy?"

Lu Lin shook his head resolutely: "It's not spicy, it's just delicious! The spicy peppers in the restaurant in Qindu are almost all freshly made spicy peppers that day, and even rely on this bowl of spicy peppers to support their appearance!"

"Eat with confidence, you can't go wrong!"

"And don't forget to add vinegar. Drinking soup without vinegar is equivalent to having no soul..."

Without any doubts, the couple added chili peppers and old vinegar to the mutton in the water basin, and continued to eat in suspense.

But after only a moment of effort, the 'red and warm' physique of the two women began to flare up, and they were both turned into red-faced Guan Gong, red from head to toe.

Tianxian took two sips of the iced herbal tea and stuck out her tongue hotly: "Tiehanhan, you're lying again~!"

Mother Liu also said coquettishly: "Stinky boy, this is not spicy, it's almost spicy!"

Lu Lin stuffed half of the rougamo into his mouth in one gulp, buried his head in the water basin and snorted, and asked with a smile, "Is it delicious or not?"

The two women froze at the same time, speechless for a moment, and after taking a few sips of iced herbal tea to relieve the spicy heat, they continued to eat decisively.

Spicy is really spicy!

But it's really too much to stop!

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[Grandma's legs, let's forget about the gluttony, I want to go home, I want to go back to Qindu~! 】

[After I quit my job, I lost my salary for the previous month, and I had to take my parents to Qindu to have fun]

[I just came back from a trip to Qindu, but now I find that Chunchun just played a lonely game, and I feel like I have to go again]

[What is eating and broadcasting?This horse riding is called eating and broadcasting, I just watched it... I ate two more steamed buns! 】

[Sure enough, the treatment of angels is different. Immortal beasts didn't put so much effort in entertaining Yaya, and even taught them how to eat...]

[Actually, it's not that immortals and beasts treat them differently, but that Yaya was born in the Great West, so she has more say in how to eat beef and mutton, and there is no need for immortals and beasts to teach her]

[There is still a difference between Tianxian and Yaya, after all, when Tianxian came to Qindu, Lu's father and mother were alarmed]

[So, has Da Mimi completely fallen out of favor with Lu's father and mother? 】

[I dare to assert that Lu's father and Lu's mother are definitely fans of fairy beast CP...]

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After a meal of economical but delicious food from Qindu, Tianxian and his wife are quite satisfied.

Including Yang Mi, who has always regarded body management as a top priority, and her uncle's assistant, who bluntly said that she has high blood pressure, also had a full stomach.

"Don't waste this pot helmet before you eat it. Later, I'll find a rope and put a hole in it for you to hang around your neck. If you're hungry, you'll eat a couple of bites."

Lu Lin packed the leftover pot helmet in a plastic bag and handed it to the speechless Tianxiandao.

When Mama Liu heard the words, she suddenly burst out laughing.

People of her age can probably understand the jokes in Lu Lin's words, because there is an old story that has been widely circulated in the early years, and there are different versions in various places in the north.

Probably there was such a lazy man who was too lazy to eat. Once his wife returned to her mother's house, fearing that the lazy man would be hungry, she baked a large pancake for the lazy man, hung it around his neck, and told him to take two bites when he was hungry.

And the ending of the story is that the daughter-in-law came back and found that there was more than half of the pancake left, but the lazy husband starved to death, because he finished eating the pancake that was next to his mouth, and was too lazy to eat it in circles...

A very cold joke!

In modern society, it also seems very inappropriate. After all, how could such a lazy man have a wife?
It's almost the same as changing men and women, just like Lu Lin wants to hang a pot helmet around his neck for Tianxian. This is the correct way to open up the relationship between husband and wife today!

"Does Aunt Liu understand?"

Lu Lin saw Liu's mother smiling so hard that she couldn't see her teeth, so she rarely joked with her, "It's so old!"

Ms. Liu suppressed her smile: "A young man of your age, where do you hear such unreasonable stories... Do you think Qianqian is a lazy person?"

Seeing that she really understood, Lu Lin said, "Isn't that the way it is now? It's good to be spoiled, and satisfied to be spoiled."

Mother Liu gave him a reproachful look, but she couldn't help but smiled and said, "Don't compare Sissy with those little fairies. If Sissy becomes like that, I'll fix her three times a day..."

Tianxian seemed to understand, and asked curiously: "What kind of lazy man? Is there any allusion?"

Mother Liu smiled and told the eldest daughter the old story about "a lazy man eats cakes".

Tianxian was stunned and speechless, Tie Hanhan really had a crooked idea in his heart, wanting to feed her into a pig!

After Yang Mi finished paying, she turned her head with a strange expression, and said quietly, "I found out that Aunt Liu, you and Lao Lu have something in common, don't you?"

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ps: Come on, there are more!I'll continue, let's watch first!

[Thank you for the big 4000+ rewards that the earth is about to explode. I can’t see the rewards in the background. I only found out today. I am flattered and shocked. Great encouragement during the streaking period! ! ! 】

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