The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger

Chapter 19 Reba is so hungry, I'm so hungry
On the deserted island in the sea, the film crew has no shortage of seafood to eat, even if they cast fishing nets near the shore, they can’t finish eating, but...the film crew really lacks fresh livestock meat.

Especially fresh goats that have just been slaughtered, the frozen meat brought by the film crew is simply incomparable.

Sister Chen got the fresh sheep's blood from Lu Lin, so she didn't want to break the rules.

But the chief director, Fatty Gao, was really greedy, so he rushed over in person, and begged Lu Lin and Tianxian for the sheep's head, all the intestines and offal, and asked for another ten catties of good meat.

In exchange, they were given enough barbecue seasoning!

In addition, it is to fulfill the previous promise and let the two draw a piece of survival equipment.

After all, although Lu Lin and Tianxian caught the goat, they didn't take any risks. The film crew should fulfill their promise!

"You smoke it. My luck has never been very good. Even if I write a novel, I can be sued and sealed by someone surnamed Yang."

"My luck is even worse. You should smoke it. I have never won [another bottle] even when drinking drinks."

"Then I'm luckier than you, at least I'll have another bottle after drinking it."

"..."

The two unlucky guys gave way to each other, and finally Lu Lin, who won the prize with a drink, carried out the drawing of wild survival equipment.

The film crew made a cardboard box, and inside were small notes, each of which said a kind of field survival equipment owned by the film crew.

Lu Lin took a deep breath, and under Liu Tianxian's expectant eyes, he reached into the hole in the cardboard box, groped for a long time, and grabbed a small note.

Liu Tianxian couldn't wait to crane his neck to watch, then the anticipation on Qiao's face froze, and he curled his cherry lips angrily.

Lu Lin looked down at the note, and the corner of his mouth twitched: [diving mirror].

"Fatty Gao, please explain to me clearly, what kind of outdoor survival equipment is this? Is this swimming equipment?"

Lu Lin was angry, and asked Fatty Gao angrily.

Fatty Gao squinted his eyes and smiled: "We are on an island, surrounded by the sea, and the diving goggles allow you to see underwater and catch fish. Isn't this survival equipment?"

"Cut~"

Lu Lin and Tianxian Qiqi rolled their eyes: "Only diving goggles, let's catch fish with bare hands? Survival expert Mr. Zhu Qiang is here, so we have to catch the blind too?"

Fatty Gao shrugged, forced a diving goggle to Lu Lin, and acted like a bird like "I can't catch fish, it's your problem, it has nothing to do with us".

Not reconciled, Liu Tianxian forcibly snatched the cardboard box from Fatty Gao's arms, and took out all the notes inside to check.

There are indeed serious field survival equipment on the note, such as tents, crossbows, fishing rods, multi-functional engineering shovels, and so on.

But there are more of them, but they are tricky equipment like diving goggles, such as sunglasses, ropes, moisture-proof pads, sunscreen, sun hats...

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[Fatty Gao is worthy of being No.1 in the world of variety show directors, he is really an old silver coin among old silver coins! 】

[A few pieces of serious equipment, dozens of pieces of fake equipment, lowering the chance of winning the lottery. 】

[The Immortal Beast Group showed the momentum of a sheep, and gave him a fat man...]

[Although the diving goggles are useless, the fairy beast group is actually much better than the other two groups. 】

[The fairy beast group is cool because they are working hard to survive, and the other two groups are hungry, so they deserve it! 】

[Tianxian has picked up a treasure, and there is a powerful partner with a fairy beast. If we, sister Tao, partner with a fairy beast, it will definitely be cool! 】

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"Director Gao, you really took all the bamboo shoots!"

Liu Tianxian resentfully stuffed the note back into the cardboard box, and returned it to Fatty Gao angrily.

Fatty Gao was not ashamed but proud, he laughed and said, "It's not bad, it's still called a variety artist! It's okay, you guys eat mutton, I'll go back to satisfy my hunger."

After finishing speaking, he wanted to lead a few followers to leave.

Lu Lin said: "Director Gao, I don't think you should go back and cook. Give me all the seasonings and kitchen utensils, and I will cook for you."

"You know, my skills are definitely better than the chefs of the film crew. The seafood in the seafood platter yesterday was really ruined, and it didn't taste at all!"

Fatty Gao was a little moved. He had indeed tasted Lu Lin's cooking skills, and he was indeed better than the cooking aunt of the film crew.

Strong is not a star and a half!
At the beginning, he cooperated with Yang Mi to sing the red face, and personally went to persuade Lu Lin to participate in the show. In order to express his gratitude to him, Lu Lin set up a table of hard dishes in the northwest countryside to entertain him, and he was a glutton. , When going out, he held his stomach with one hand and walked with the wall with the other hand.

And Northwest hard dishes are actually mainly beef and mutton!

Asking Lu Lin to cook mutton is definitely better than the cooking auntie of the film crew!
"Gudu..."

Fatty Gao swallowed hard, and said hesitantly: "Let me explain first, kitchen utensils and seasonings, I don't like you to keep or grab them by force!"

Lu Lin patted his chest to make a promise: "Don't worry, I just want to eat with Tianxian with you after I finish it."

"Besides, even if I want to keep the seasoning for the kitchen utensils, can I beat your entire film crew?"

This makes sense, no matter how tough he is, he is no match for the entire film crew.

Fatty Gao didn't hesitate any longer, and immediately took out the walkie-talkie and asked the logistics team to bring the mobile dining truck over.

Lu Lin praised his refreshment, and began to deal with the remaining mutton with Tianxian.

The remaining mutton belongs to the two people's food storage and will not be shared with the film crew, so it needs to be processed to prevent spoilage.

Leave a piece stained with beer to remove the fishy smell, and cook it for barbecue at night.

The rest of the treatment method is also simple, put on coconut-flavored sea salt to marinate, hang on the firepit to smoke the bacon!
In addition, there is still the sheepskin, and Lu Lin didn't waste it. He washed the wool on the outside with sea water, and then asked Tianxian to help spread it. He scraped off the residual fat on the inner layer with a thin stone slice, and then rubbed sea salt and plant ash. Hang it on the firepit together with bacon for smoking.

If he succeeds, Lu Lin will get a piece of hard sheepskin, which can be made into an old sheepskin waistcoat with a Northwest style, or it can also be made into a sheepskin apron to cover his inferior pink color that looks like he has nothing to wear. Big pants.

After the two of them finished working for a while, the film crew's mobile dining truck also came.

Lu Lin rolled up his sleeves, and cooperated with the cooking aunt of the film crew, first made a big pot of spicy Maoxuewang, let Tianxian, sister Chen, and the female directors of the film crew try something fresh and appetizing.

Then, the sheep soup is stewed with sheep bones and sea intestines, and the noodles are pulled with plant ash and noodles, and the red mutton dumplings are also served.

The unique fragrance of mutton can be blown away by the sea breeze for several miles!

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"Sniff~!"

In the Dihua group, Reba Meimei, who was born in the Uyghur nationality, was picking up edible shellfish at the beach with her partner's top-ranked soul master, but they could faintly smell a friendly scent of mutton.

"Gollum..."

Stimulated by the vague smell of mutton, Reba's five viscera temple resolutely began to rebel: 【Very hungry, hungry, hungry, I'm so hungry! 】

Reba rubbed her belly to appease the rebellious Wu Zang Temple, and then looked at her top partner who was seriously picking up shellfish.

The other party didn't seem to smell the aroma of mutton!
"Could it be a hallucination from hunger?"

Reba muttered, and continued to bend down to pick up shellfish, but her feet were no longer conscious, and she walked in the direction of the scent.

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PS: Little Flying Stick...ah no, a new chapter is coming!Collect it, ticket!

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