The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger

Chapter 211 Really not, at least not in this life!
"I'm riding a horse, Flash, what do you want a wife for?"

Lu Lin's face was full of lovelessness, and he said quietly: "Whether it's Teacher Liu or Lao Yang, it has nothing to do with me now."

"Form is emptiness, emptiness is form, and they are all floating clouds. From now on, I'd better be alone, so as not to miss a beautiful woman, it's a sin!"

Mother Liu: "..."

The corners of Liu's mother's lips twitched, she didn't know how to answer the words.

Dare to love, I have been talking for a long time, but I have not grasped the point, have I?

but……

What should be said or not, it is indeed about the dignity of a man!
Otherwise, women, love, love, etc., are just floating clouds!
Say more, is there a bird?

No bird!
If there is no use for birds, it is tantamount to talking for nothing!
"Cough cough..."

Mother Liu wanted to say something, but she was a little bit embarrassed to say it. Finally, she gave a dry cough and summoned up her courage, and said with a blushing face, "Actually... modern medicine is very advanced... you are just that... The Flash, Other aspects are... very simple and can be cured!"

This is true.

In terms of modern medical methods, let alone the Flash, even if you don't have one, you can get one.

Don't you see, there are many surgeries in the West, and all of them have changed from women to men!
"I'm a public figure. It's not an exaggeration to say that the whole country knows me."

Lu Lin did not find hope again because of Liu's mother's comfort, and even said more pessimistically: "At this moment, the interview with Time magazine last night should have erupted public opinion. Maybe the whole world knows me."

"Where can I go for treatment? If someone leaks it, should I still live?"

Ms. Liu was speechless, and said to herself that you also know that the interview last night was easy to explode, so you are still talking about it unscrupulously, causing trouble for yourself.

Are you on your own now?

It's really not easy for you to find a safe place for treatment!
As long as there is something a little broken, the paparazzi can dig it out for you, and the whole world will laugh at it!
"Cough cough..."

After pondering for a while, Mama Liu coughed dryly again, and said hesitantly, "Xiao Lu, you...your last night was probably just because...because..."

She really wanted to explain to Lu Lin that there are some common problems that men have, but it was really hard to tell, her charming face was flushed, and she didn't say why.

However, her mind turned quickly, she got up suddenly and left the bedroom, and took her mobile phone from the console.

After clicking on the screen for a while, he came to the bedside again, turned the screen over for Lu Lin to watch, and said, "Look, the doctor made it very clear."

"A young man like you, especially a young man who has never... never experienced those things, the first time he experienced it, it was easy..."

"So, you...maybe it's not a disease, it's just because of your first experience...well, you're not used to it, it's just a psychological factor!"

She is quite the posture of a life mentor, and she speaks in a persuasive and euphemistic way.

Lu Lin blinked his big eyes, looking hesitant to speak.

He actually wanted to say, this is not the first time I have experienced it.

At least, not psychologically!
I don't know how many times I have experienced it in my previous life, I can't count it!
If this thing is caused by psychological factors, then he... is definitely not because of psychological problems, he is just sick!
"Well?"

Mother Liu was very good at observing words and expressions. Seeing Lu Lin's expression, she seemed to understand, and suddenly frowned and asked, "Have you ever had a girlfriend before?"

"You must have had a girlfriend!"

Her doubts turned into affirmations.

After all, she has also been taught.

That proficiency is so high, it is simply a ghost among ghosts!

After Tianxian was bitten by Lu Lin last time, he still had doubts, but because he had never experienced it himself, although he felt abnormal, Lu Lin could talk nonsense and easily fool him.

But Mother Liu is not a fairy, some things are fine if you don't think about them carefully, but once you think about them carefully, they are very suspicious.

Not suspicious.

Yes for sure!
"No, at least not in this life..."

Lu Lin had no intention of getting entangled in these matters, he knew his own affairs, so he just shook his head in a disinterested manner, pulling the quilt to cover his head again.

Mother Liu was suspicious, obviously not believing his words.

But thinking that Lu Lin has been famous for so long, and no paparazzi has dug out his emotional experience, it seems that he has to believe it.

"Since you haven't talked to someone, have you... spent money to look for them?"

Mama Liu grabbed Lu Lin's quilt to prevent him from covering his head. Her Feng Yunqiao face was still serious, as if she wanted to ask the end of the casserole.

Even, there is a point of interrogating prisoners!
In other words, it made her look like she was catching a little daughter-in-law!
Lu Lin was so helpless, he grabbed the quilt and begged for mercy: "Please let me go... In the worst case, I will turn around and I will help you explain to Mr. Liu... I am the one who sees through the world and wants to escape into Buddhism..."

Ms. Liu seemed to be on the top. The more Lu Lin was like this, the more suspicious she became, but she still slowed down her tone, put away her serious look, and said with a pleasant face: "Tell the truth to Auntie, have you ever looked for it?"

Lu Lin said speechlessly, "Does it matter if you haven't looked for it?"

Mother Liu nodded seriously: "Yes! If you really look for it, then I will go to the hospital and have a physical examination. Don't infect me with any dirty diseases!"

Lu Lin: "..."

Well, this is really hard to say.

"no!"

"there has never been!"

"If there is, let God turn me into a eunuch!"

Lu Lin directly swears and swears, and then smiles wryly: "Now, are you relieved?"

Ms. Liu breathed a sigh of relief, but immediately asked again: "Since I haven't talked to someone, and I haven't spent money to find someone, where did you... learn from?"

Lu Lin didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "There is a kind of movie called restricted rating, can't I learn from the movie?"

Mother Liu suddenly nodded, then turned the phone screen over and showed him: "Maybe it's because you watch those things too much, so something is wrong with your body."

Lu Lin: "..."

You're not embarrassed anymore, are you?
He even gave me this popular science!

Who really is the little boy?

There is no end!
"Actually, I have a way..."

Seeing that Lu Lin was getting impatient, Mama Liu suggested suddenly, "This method...can find out...whether you have something wrong with your body, or the tension you experienced for the first time..."

Lu Lin was stunned for a moment, black question marks all over his head, and he said that I, who has studied medicine, can do nothing, how could you have a solution, but... he still couldn't help feeling hopeful in his heart, and forced himself to say, "What can you do?"

A blush appeared on Madam Liu's charming face, and quickly spread to her fair neck, and even her whole body. She lowered her voice and said softly, "I'll cooperate with you again... Anyway, last night... Auntie will check it for you..."

"No, no, don't be kidding~!"

"No kidding, Auntie is serious!"

"Don't, don't, don't... This is not good... Aunt Liu, please respect yourself... Yes, please take the initiative..."

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ps: Here we go again, my fingers are almost broken, and I want to write something interesting, it's really difficult...

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