The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger

Chapter 24 Liu Tianxian Choked to Death in Three Sentences
Liu Tianxian punched the unscrupulous Lu Lin, and said angrily, "Don't be ridiculous, okay, hurry up and coax me with the idea of ​​chasing girls, otherwise I'll be bad too, hing~!"

Lu Lin didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "No one wants me to go on a blind date, why do you think I'm good at chasing girls? Don't make things difficult for me?"

Liu Tianxian was suspicious, looked him up and down, and said dumbly: "You are not bad looking, and you are so talented. Although you like to play badly with girls, you are actually very easy-going and amusing... Girls nowadays are so picky. Is it?"

Lu Lin smiled: "You're complimenting me... Actually it's not girls who are picky, but chasing girls, you have to be willing to spend money."

"My financial situation, that is, to support myself, smoking is ten yuan Hongtashan."

"Even if a human girl is willing to get along with me at the beginning, but when the situation is not right, she gradually ignores me!"

Liu Tianxian is a top-notch actress who is not short of money. She probably can't understand the relationship between men and women in society. She asked curiously: "What about the blind date? You are quite suitable for life. You have cooking skills and a good physique. where?"

Lu Lin smiled, and couldn't help but said, "You're really a fairy, you don't eat fireworks at all, and I don't have the money to be romantic after chasing girls. Where can I get the gift money? How can I give people a stable home?"

"Girls who are willing to go on a blind date are all rushing to get married, and getting married and living a life is inseparable from money!"

"Let's not talk about it, let's just talk about this show. Why does CTV want to advocate the concept of marriage and love that men and women can overcome difficulties together? It is said that young people do not want to get married and have children. Isn't it all forced by reality?"

"Two young people get married, their parents have to support them, and their children have to be raised. What is the monthly salary enough for?"

"Especially children..."

"Put yourself in the perspective of an ordinary person and think about it carefully. You work hard every month, earn some money to support your family, and live your whole life in a muddle. Do you still want to have children? Do you want your children to suffer the same crime in the future? "

"If you think about it, you are all immoral. You simply lack great virtue. You have lived a hard life yourself, so why bother to embarrass the next generation!"

"This program has been advocated and advocated. In fact, it is completely useless. What really works is to reduce the cost of living, so that young people don't have to live so hard. Everything will come naturally. Who would not Would you like to?"

Liu Tianxian was dumbfounded when he heard that, his cherry lips parted again and again, but he was speechless.

Sister Chen and the group of directors and directors who were taking pictures, including Fatty Gao, who was watching the surveillance from a distance, all smiled wryly. Lu Lin's words were like a fig leaf for the show.

After all, this is an ungrounded variety show. It seems that the three views are upright, but in fact it is still floating in the air, playing with some fake concepts!
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[For what Immortal Beast said, I'm a fucking fan of him! 】

[It's so f*ckingly true to express the sadness and helplessness of ordinary people. 】

【It’s so real that it hurts my heart, I want to quit my job, go home and lie down...】

[So, in this life, treat your parents well and live in style. 】

[Immortal beasts are really too much, dare to say anything, aren't you afraid of being banned? 】

[What is he afraid of, if he is banned, he will be banned, and after the show, he will go home to farm and code words, and live a happy life! 】

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pat-

Lu Lin lit a cigarette, picked up the engineering shovel left by Reba, and said to the still dazed Tianxian: "Although the entertainment industry is a cesspool, it actually has its merits, especially those of you who are stars, singing and acting , engage in variety shows, and get some gossip and gossip by the way, so that the audience can have fun and relieve the pressure of life, it’s good!"

Liu Tianxian: "..."

Your way of boasting is still so insane, and it still sounds so awkward.

"Don't be in a daze. Let's eat so much in this meal. Let's go for a walk to digest the food, and find some wild vegetables and fruits by the way. Otherwise, if we only eat mutton, our stomach will not be able to bear it."

Lu Lin put the cigarette in his mouth, picked up the Han sword and gave it to Tianxiandao.

Liu Tianxian took the Han sword, nodded and stood up: "You have said so much, you haven't coaxed me yet, I haven't forgotten."

Lu Lin opened the way ahead, and said speechlessly: "Don't you be too narrow-minded, we are just partners, you will be jealous when I chat with girls, if we fall in love and get married in the future, don't you want me to tie my trouser belt to look serious? ?”

Liu Tianxian blushed beautifully, and spat: "Bah, you are so stupid, whoever wants to marry you in love, I will block you from the show, and we will never communicate with each other."

"Then again, after falling in love and getting married, my husband should be loyal to me and not chat with other girls, that's what I should do!"

Lu Lin looked back at her, but smiled meaningfully without saying a word.

Liu Tianxian was stunned for a moment, and then roughly understood what his eyes meant, and said in embarrassment: "We are actors, that's acting, and I don't know what other people are like, anyway, my mother never let me take excessive scenes. They will communicate with the director to get rid of it, or use a substitute."

Lu Lin said hesitantly: "No wonder your acting skills are not good. You don't have any actor qualities. How could you be good?"

Liu Tianxian: "..."

I want to hit someone!

Dare you not speak so bluntly?
Liu Tianxian took a deep breath: "Don't change the subject, I'm asking you to coax me."

Lu Lin shook his head: "No coaxing! It's not fair. I used to watch TV, and I wasn't jealous when you spoke lines with male actors!"

Liu Tianxian argues: "That's different. It's okay to chat at work, but it's not okay to chat casually. If you chat casually, you should have a deep conversation while chatting, and then you should have an informal relationship."

Lu Lin said quietly: "Will we chat like this now, will we develop an indecent relationship?"

"..."

Liu Tianxian blushed again, realizing that he had been involved, and said coquettishly: "You are such a stupid person, we will never develop an improper relationship, I just want the bodyguard to beat you up now!"

Lu Lin hesitantly said, "Then why do I still want to coax you? If I really have the leisure to coax girls, why not coax sister Reba, after all, little girls are easier to coax!"

"..."

Liu Tianxian froze again, it made sense and made people speechless.

But immediately, she narrowed her cold eyes and said angrily: "You really want to hook up with Reba, but she has a male partner, you damn tauren!"

"Being a tauren is better than being a licking dog who can't get it."

"..."

Liu Tianxian was choked to death by Lu Lin several times in a row. Millions of live viewers were overwhelmed with joy, and they posted bullet screens praising Lu Lin for being a genius chatter.

The two chattered like this, one carrying an engineering shovel and the other carrying a Han sword, facing the mild sea breeze in the afternoon, they strolled into the jungle deep in the island.

"Short oil... help, sister Tao, run, the bee is about to sting you to death..."

A slightly sissy man's scream suddenly came from the depths of the jungle, interrupting the chatter between Lu Lin and Tianxian.

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ps: My God, how long is pk?Just after one round comes another round, making us nervous!Please, everyone, we don’t dare to ask for rewards, tickets are free, 14th place, and we will be in the top ten of the new book list soon!
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